The Second City’s Prodigal Son! (CM Punk Parody)
@ProdigalCMSaint
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The Best In The World And You Are All Just Treading Water Struggling To Keep Up! Still a Paul Heyman Guy! @ECWxWiseman Taken by @black_widowbb
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Do I Have Everyones Attention Now?
🎤Heel? Face? Which Am I? Interact To Find Out!
🎤Friendly Male Writer
🎤Adult Themes Ahead
🎤Experienced Writer
🎤Not New To Punk
🎤DMs Open
🎤Literate/Descriptive
🎤TLs/DMs/SLs/Companies Welcome
🎤I AM The Best In The World!
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Real Recognizes Real!
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Time For Monday Night Punk!
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Like Father Like Son!
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@ECWxWiseMan
I DEMAND an Explanation! After all we’ve been through….you do this? You align yourself with Cody Rhodes….you know I’m better than Cody, why are you choosing him over me? You were my best friend! What’s your excuse???
@WWERP717
@DesirableChamp
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Who’s ready for Monday Night Punk?
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//Thinking about creating a Bo Dallas. And anyone who knows and remembers my Taker, RealBigEvil knows I know how to write the creepy shit! Lol Would anyone be interested in that?
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When you order the Wyatt Sicks from Temu…
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Drew McIntyre….you wanted THAT CM Punk……be careful what you wish for….you GOT IT! As Satan Himself, I’ll let all the demons know we are on our way!
@EfedWcw
@DMcIntyreBD
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//I have taken the liberty of creating a Group for like minded writers who really appreciate a strong promo. Hype each other up, share ideas, bounce creative designs off each other, just try to help make the RP scene better. If you’re interested, DM me.
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I think it’s about time to put
@DesirableChamp
in his place. He’s said his piece, his wife
@NIGHTMAREXVIXEN
has done the same. My wife
@black_widowbb
has cooked his, now it’s time for the Best In The World to do what he does best!
@ECWxWiseMan
@WWERP717
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Happy Birthday Buddy!
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Do I Have Your Attention Now? Jack Perry, Our Strap Match, Will Be The End Of Everything, For You! Better get out your crayons and write out your WILL.
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@WWERP717
@IyoSky_RP
@BeckyTheChamp9
@AJP1Phenomenal
@TheBetterHardy
@ACBulletClub
@disneyblissxx
@UKNASTYGIRL
@DocBrittBaker
@LoveZombified
Boy it’ll be good to be live and in Living Colour on a Monday Night! Chances are I’ll have a LOT to get off my chest!
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//I want to thank everybody, all my followers and those who interact with me for being so patient with me in my on again off again in and out absence. I have been dealing with some very stressful IRL issues and want to make sure I give you all my BEST! Cause you DESERVE MY BEST!
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Once World Champion, ALWAYS WORLD CHAMPION!
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Just Enjoying Being Better Than You!
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I love my fans. Without all you beautiful people I would not be standing back in the ring live and again living color. Thank You!
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The start of EVERYTHING!
@ECWxWiseMan
12 years ago today:
The CM Punk and Paul Heyman alliance was born 🔥
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Everyone has their own opinions of me. Not all are positive and that’s fine. You can sit there and berate me with lies and cry about this and whine about that. Says a whole lot more about you than it does me.
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1 Year Ago Today! I made the BEST decision of my professional career and left that shit tank of a company….AS ITS WORLD CHAMPION! Nobody has Beaten me for it, nobody has submitted me for it….as far as I’m concerned, I AM THE FOREVER WORLD CHAMPION, of AEW…almost threw up there
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I think after all these years I can say, I HAVE EVERYBODYS ATTENTION NOW.
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Yeah well, you tried to cheap shot her so….you’re grounded young lady! Go to your room!
@black_widowbb
“You can see it in the first picture. She is fearing for her life!”
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@BruteyBruiserw8
@ECWxWiseMan
Any business concerning my special counsel concerns me too. So if I were you, Elvis Lips, I’d watch how you talk to me. I’ve already kicked your ass in
@EVW_Company
don’t make me do it in Paul’s, ECW!
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It’s take your kid to work day.
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*CM Punk walks out to the ring with a velvet bag in hand and grabs a mic*
“All afternoon I’ve been asked, What’s in the bag?…..well….”
*Punk reaches in and pulls out Undertakers Urn*
“What’s in the bag, is something that belongs to a good friend of mine….”
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Not the first time I choked out
@FUCKALLELITE
but it’s definitely the more satisfying! Now maybe you’ll learn some fucking respect you pick! TELL ME WHEN IM TELLING LIES!
He wraps it around Perry’s neck and squeezes it tight until Perry is bleeding from the neck and Rollins immediately stops the match.
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One step back, three steps forward! This is only the beginning!
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*CM Punk’s music hit, as he walked to the ring with an Urn in his hand*
“For all that once was, no longer is here. His purpose now made, inexplicably clear! Prepare your soul and rest thy weary head. For the coming of Evil, and the Raising, of The Dead…”
*the bell tolls*
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//if you can see my stuff like this post. I need to make sure it’s getting through. 🥺
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@DMcIntyreBD
you have NEVER experienced THIS CM Punk! You aren’t ready! Nobody is. This Demon comes out ONLY when I let him…..may Hell Have Mercy On Your Soul, cause Heaven wants nothing to do with it!
@EfedWcw
@WWERP717
@EVW_Company
@
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"I promise that you are gonna have to kill me, because I am prepared to die, I am prepared for this heart to stop beating, I am prepared for all of this to be over with. I had a great career, and if this is the end, so be it. I'm prepared for this to be the end of CM Punk!”
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You were MY WISEMAN FIRST!
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@DesirableChamp
it’s time to do your father proud and fix his mistake, YOU! And when I’m done, I might just take over your club….just to spite you!
It's official
@ProdigalCMSaint
@DesirableChamp
Will go one on one at Unforgiven
@WWERP717
@wwerpnetwork717
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I actually like my Demons. I give them Ice Cream Bars.
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Throwback, not so long ago when I actually got
@RoxxTheCasbah
and
@RegretNoVices
to get along. Proud dad moment right here! Proud of myself I didn’t have to throw hands to keep a fight from happening. I used my words and they actually listened. Wish that would’ve happened in AEW
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I think a Strap Match at Bash In Berlin is in order, don’t you Cathy?
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Hey
@IslandofRelev
I need to ask a favor and borrow
@ECWxWiseMan
as my special counsel against
@FUCKALLELITE
in
@EVW_Company
He brings out the Old CM Punk in me and that’s what I’m gonna need to finish what I started at All In…
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“So you’re gonna throw away everything we’ve done….all the history we’ve accomplished together….for a guy that couldn’t even get Temu Goldust over? (Stardust) That’s fine….I don’t forget….and you know that……you started something Paul, that your mouth can’t talk you out of.”
“You do realize that I AM a manager, correct? I'm doing what I do best; And if It means breaking trust and history, so be it— I have just as much, if not MORE history with the Rhodes.
There can always be better; and under me, Cody will become the best he's ever become.”
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*punk is helped to the back for medical attention. But he decided to demand a camera man, who comes over and punks starts to speak*
“You proud of yourself Dean? Does this make you happy? Brutally attacking me simply for speaking my mind and telling the truth.”
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NXT Deadline was an Amazing night! I’m still making my decision but I will say this, the talent in NXT is unmatched for what the future holds! NXT IS THE FUTURE of Professional Wrestling and I can’t wait to step in the ring with some of them!
@RealMainEvent
thanks for having me!
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@RealBigEvil
IS HERE!!!!! HE HAS RETURNED!!!! May Whatever God You Pray To Have Mercy On Your Rotten Souls!!!! Because The Reaper Will Not!!!
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Still the undefeated undisputed AEW Worlds Champion!
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@RoxxTheCasbah
young lady….I’m proud of you, but you better watch your back.
@BeatYouDownBish
doesn’t play around……also, CW….I’m the Special Referee!
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I think that’s enough roasting for one night…I’m gonna let my writer get some sleep. Poor bastard has to get up at 5:20am… so until next time this is your friendly neighborhood punk saying: Fuck The Bucks!
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Everywhere I go, people chant my name! Why wouldn’t they? I’m the Best In The World! I AM CM PUNK!
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“A friend of mine that has gone away but, a friend I’d really like for to come back……and tho it’s not really my place to do so….I’m gonna do it anyway……
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STILL YOUR WORLD CHAMPION! Look out Roman I’m coming for ya!
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What many of you seem to forget is that despite all the vilification I get, all the jokes and pokes about some of my title reigns and injuries, despite all that, I STILL accomplish more than most of you combined!
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@swordhisscottis
I told you….you push me too far, I’m The Devil incarnate! Your arms were just too short to box with God and now you and
@EVW_Company
KNOW, who the BEST IN THE WORLD IS! I AM CM PUNK, and you’re just another statistic! *as punk raises the championship in victory*
McIntyre struggles to break it as he slowly starts to pass out and Lashley raises his hand once and twice with it hitting the mat. Punk makes it even tighter as McIntyre’s hand is raised one more time and touches the mat, forcing Lashley to call for the bell.
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Hunter Should Make This The New Logo!
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@WWERP717
@ECWxWiseMan
@LifeOnGODmode
@ParodyTriple
It don’t make no difference no how. Sooner or later, the WWE Championship will be back where it belongs and The Best In The World plans on BREAKING my previous reign!
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….I’m going to Resurrect….The Undertaker…as odd as that seems I find it necessary cause, there’s a lot of guys here that need to be put in their place and put in check and if anybody can do it……it’s him! So stay tuned….cause you ain’t gonna want to miss what happens next!
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Why do we fall? So that we can learn to pick ourselves back up. My return to in-ring action didn’t go quite as I planned, BUT, this isn’t the end, I have so much more to fight for! This is only the beginning… Drew you and I still have some “Bad Blood” to sift through.
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“Cathy, you see, some people are afraid. They’re afraid of the truth. They’re afraid of what they don’t understand, but I understand. I understand being afraid. They’re afraid I just set the bar to an unattainable level!”
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Me and
@J3Y_US0
at a Blackhawks game. Can’t remember if they won or not, we were too busting Yeeting!
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I’m gonna need a little help with this special assignment, so I’ve enlisted the help of my old friend,
@ECWxWiseMan
. I hope
@IslandofRelev
is okay with that! I can’t do this without him.
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“Paul it has been well documented, several times on my account, that I wouldn’t be here if it weren’t for you. That doesn’t mean I NEEDED you to get here. I could’ve pulled a page out of
@DesirableChamp
’s play book get fired, start my own company and come back.
I do know this; I know this for ALL my advocates — I wasn't born YESTERDAY —
But, what if he wants to keep me around? What's going to happen then? You know this as much as I do — I make stars. I made you, didn't I? Where would you have been without me? Not here — . .
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All in a days work!
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@DesirableChamp
@WWERP717
“And this is the truth: Your brother is better! He took the goldust gimmick and turned it legendary, where you couldn’t do shit with a dime store version of it. Not to mention you took The American Nightmare name FROM Dustin…you don’t have an original bone in your body!”
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Should I bring back the long hair?
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//You are ALWAYS welcome to interact and cut promos with or on Punk! 💪🏻🙌🏻
// Mostly doing this because I would love for Heyman to cut promos but I'm not entirely sure who's willing or willing to let me use their muses.
I am also looking for some main people; I have a main Punk (and many Punks who use Heyman as well.) Just looking for others!
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@DesirableChamp
@black_widowbb
@NIGHTMAREXVIXEN
*After recovering from the crossroads, punk grabs the mic*
“You clearly, have your wires, crossed, Rhodes….i used “Best In The World” before Jericho….and if that is all you got….then at Unforgiven, you don’t stand a chance in hell, against Satan himself! I’ll see you soon!”
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I can sum it up in 4……BEST…..IN…..THE……WORLD!
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There can be only ONE, BEST IN THE WORLD…..AND YOU’RE LOOKING AT HIM!
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Well I chose you cause you were the first guy to give me lip, literally! You walked into the
@EVW_Company
locker room took one look at me and did that weird snarling Elvis Stiff Upper Lip thing at me so I roasted you for 15 minutes and here we are. Time to see if you got IT, Kid.
@ProdigalCMSaint
@FUCKALLELITE
@EVW_Company
pretty sure i'd be bet'er opponent than that jungle muppet with tha shaggy hair.
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RoRo, Wrestling is MY world! A world I was tailor made for, but you were handed on a silver platter! As for your Island, its in the MIDDLE, of my World! On June 29th, I’m gonna do to you what the USS New Jersey did in Korea and blow your Island off the face of MY WORLD!
I will defeat you and when that happens you will see that I run everything around here! It’s my show my ring my cameramen you’ll find out on June 29th! Your Straight edge means nothing on the island of relevancy! You & Orange CA will have no choice but to acknowledge me!
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The doctors gave me 9 months, I did it in 5, and even tho I didn’t win, IM STILL STANDING!!!! So
@DMcIntyreBD
/
@SworeNoDreme
/
@SworeNoOath
/
@ClaymoreofDrew
you didn’t fulfill your promise of putting me in the ground! There’s still air in my lungs, I’m Live And In Living Colour!
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This is a little late so I apologize, butt happy belated birthday to the Best Wiseman In The World
@ECWxWiseMan
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I'm not taking fashion tips from a 50 year old, thank you. I'm still a fashion icon, regardless of what you say.
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“The Shirt Says It All! There Is No Man In This Industry That Can Stand Up To CM Punk Without Walking Away Saying, He WAS “The Best In The World!”
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I just never understood what I did to deserve a dumb fuck like Hangman Adam Page, to go out on national television and go into business for himself to discuss something I had ZERO involvement in. Referring to as HE said, Firing of Scott Colton when Scott was never fired.
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@DesirableChamp
@WWERP717
“Where as I am as OG as it gets! I’m genuine and REAL! If you want to step in the ring with The Second City Saint, than you’re ON, and I’m gonna do something your father should’ve done years ago, beat some respect into you!”
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Anytime, Joe! I Acknowledge You!
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