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Just realized I never reposted this on the new account
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*smacks lips*
"Mmmmhmm, y'all see dat? We dun built dat shit. Bet y'all and never seent dat in dem raycis ass histrey books"
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Me the millisecond my torrent finishes downloading.
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This dating app is calling out to me like the green gobins mask man. This sucks.
Yeah sure ill cast my die on the mentally ill tinder whatever man
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Last night while praising Kamala's "Meme Game," Nick Fuentes attacked Donald Trump as a "dork" for not embracing rappers like Yeat and Kanye. He says he loves Kamala's brat thing
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I wonder if Japanese people send images like this to one another thinking it just says something cute in English
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I seriously will never understand the height thing man. Woman have worms in their heads
Getting married to a 6”4, based, Christian, provider man in 2019 was like taking the last chopper out of nam fr
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My oomfie sent me this when he was reading SK
@ChiseHatoriChad
Huh. What an odd thing to say.
I mean it's not like people who can't speak Japanese can spot out of character moments when it's in their language.
That certainly wasn't me when Seven Seas had Uzaki-chan call people broken tongue bigots when the fan translation said otherwise.
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The American right wing as soon as they start showing signs that they can win.
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THIRTY SIX AND A HALF PREGNANT!?!?!
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Guys refusing to be demoralised after going 10 years without a date
Women refusing to be demoralised after going on hundreds of dates
I believe God has a plan for me. Until then I’m going to keep going on feckless first dates with what turn out to be 120iq polite and suicidally boring guys who work in corporate law or finance. I refuse to be demoralised no matter how many boring midwits I meet.
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How i-fones receive video messages
I've been converting and editing video files I send to iPhone having friends and family into 12fps silent films. This is partially because I can't send non compressed files to iPhones bc of their out of date SMS system but also because I want to make fun of EBT phone people
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Guy does something cool and artistic that requires a lot of skill and would make almost any homeowner happy:
"Why must everything be fake now 😥"
Buzz off loser.
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Crazy how this car gimick account doesn't actually know anything about cars
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@Baku88475562
@mynameisnotvlad
Craziest part of all of this is that Moe hadn't run the account in years. The account changed owner's a few years ago and the new owner got her doxed.
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You can not divide by zero. You literally cannot do it, you can divide by infinitesimals that are near zero, but you cannot divide by zero.
You cannot generate energy, you can move energy from one system to another, but you cannot generate energy.
I'll let u guess the last 1
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I'm not even short so it's not a resentment thing it's just freaking weird. If a guy tweeted about how happy he was to have a wife with a low BMI or the hair color he prefers normies would cook him for a week.
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That bottom line is so funny it's unreal
i met this guy on val and, we have been together for months, we did everything together and then i found out hes 45. my heart hurts i wont ever be the same. im never sleep calling with another eboy again. heres proof:
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Would you shut up! They made a wish fulfillment anime for Ukranians literally 2 seasons ago. Let the Russians have their turn too. Geez Ukranians are selfish.
а японцям нічого не тисне випускати аніме про русню?
основна ідея якого те, що дівчина-красуня з рашки говорить російською деякі речі японцю, думаючи що він не розуміє, а він знає російську
і авжеж вона срібловолоса світлоока бліда арійська дівчина, все як в уявних ідеалах русні
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*me nervous to ask a girl out without giving her the ick after years of not trying*
"Hey, so let's do coffee on Friday?"
*Her face twists with disgust*
Im married but if I was single and a guy asked me on a first date for coffee I’d decline based solely on the fact that it signals he’s likely listening to red pill dating advice and is a loser.
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Our first team photo for our race team had us doing the 👌🏻 and our manager made us delete it bc "sponsors threatened to pull"
My dad lost his job over the xav Mandates and I had to help my parents through it all while he was dealing with cancer.
I want these "people" homeless
People got fired for wearing a MAGA hat in their FB photo, for making the OK Hand Sign, for donating $25 to Kyle Rittenhouse.
People have been physically assaulted in hundreds of different incidents for supporting Trump, opposing BLM, etc in public.
People have been *murdered*
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What the Palworld devs said about Americans only ever using character creators to make the most grotesque characters is going to live in my head forever
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>Hearing about "advanced" anything from someone who is likely in remedial classes.
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Ranking how kind and respectful each denomination’s online community is (not representative of their real life communities)
S: Methodists
A: Oriental Orthodox
B: Baptists, Catholics, Anglicans
C: Calvinist/Reformed
D: Lutherans
F: Orthobros
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"love one another" "Christians" when they need to love Christ and his church.
My disappointment abounds as an American and as a Follower of Christ.
I will not back down!!!!
As a Follower of Christ, I will advocate for the building of Christ’s Kingdom through following His example of…
- loving others
- washing the feet of others (service)
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Please pray for my grandmother who passed this morning.
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*shits pants*
"I'm retarded"
*Dropps mic*
REPORTER: You referred to VP Harris as "VP Trump." Right now, Trump is using that to mock you. How do you combat that criticism from tonight?
BIDEN: "Listen to him!"
*shuffles off*
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"wow I was able to fix my car for so much cheaper than the mechanics quote... That's so strange because I know he has my best interest in mind"
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No one who is sharing anime girls in our circles is choosing to do that as an alternative to having a wife.
"A woman you love and are married to" sure sounds great... any way here's my imaginary wife in motorcycle gear:
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One of my two Hololive merch orders just had its delivery status changed to undeliverable...
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My college had its student parking lot right next to a elementary school park
My professor would call the police (not campus security) on students having sex in cars and he thought it was hilarious bc being in close proximity 2 the park forced them to register as sex offenders.
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Funniest thing about libtards discovering this clip ooc is that in the movie it's heavily implied that the guy is a soldier for the gay-rights Californian army
I don't know anything about this film, but this scene is chillingly representative of the direction Trump and MAGA-fascism is taking our country -- and it's horrifying.
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Worlds biggest cope. Women see non-Apple branded anything and they think its a red flag. They probably love this.
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Everything wrong with engineering in one easy to read thread.
-Foid sharing a "fun fact"
-Incorrect answer
-Both answers presented would be wrong
-"proof" in the form of a reddit "Physicist" incorrectly attributing a different idea in physics to a hypothetical phenomenon
Bravo
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I've been converting and editing video files I send to iPhone having friends and family into 12fps silent films. This is partially because I can't send non compressed files to iPhones bc of their out of date SMS system but also because I want to make fun of EBT phone people
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I refuse to watch this movie because it would put me in a mental state that would take a lot of effort to recover from. Sucks 2 because I hear its good.
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I made them into wojaks
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Me with elf girls
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Under Trump we lost ZERO V-tubers
Under Biden we lost:
Sana, Coco, A-chan, Aqua, Ame, Pikamee, Pomu, Selen, Rushia (deserved)
We CANT have another 4 years of this we freaking can't do it dude.
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Price of car 1960: $2,000
Price of gas 1960: 30¢
Price of car 2023: $48,000
Price of gas 2023: $3.60
Man, after crunching the numbers I just can't figure it out...
Teenagers not wanting to get their driver’s licenses
It’s apparently common & happening across the country
I got my license the day I was eligible
It meant I had the freedom to go where I wanted
Why are today’s teenagers less enthusiastic?
Smartphones?
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Surprising a boomer is as easy as telling them the sky is blue.
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It takes 4 years for them to realize you don't check emails...
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This is because of hormonal birth control btw.
Inb4 "b-but Umpy you don't get it it helps you with my headaches, and pimples, and my feet that are sore, and my uh well it makes me smarter, and um it helps with my uh it makes me uh sleep better, and uh I JUST TAKE IT OK"
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EVIL!
SICK!
TWISTED!
DERANGED!
You want a nice shower and what do you get? A soft dribble.
The flow restrictor was implemented with the intention of saving water.
But life is hard, you deserve a good shower. So here's how you can get one.
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Has access to one of the greatest creative tools ever developed:
"Computer generate... an apartment complex"
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This chick is the best part of the game
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Some schizo DMed me on discord saying "if you actually believed in the verse in your bio you would repent and be my weird brand of protestant. Really funny considering the verse reads:
"the gecko, the monitor lizard, the lizard, the sand-lizard and the chameleon."
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@N3cir0
Yeah man, I know what they say but none of that is true. I have heard the goofy femgooner cope I'm still just as blown away.
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Whenever you see a post like this that has gone viral, it’s always:
Mentally Ill Turtle ☭ 🏴🇵🇸 (Severe Mental Illness) - “Let’s legalize crime”
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My future wife stretching when I let her out of her box (only 3 hours a day)
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This is a nice girl-mod. Why don't girls do this instead of smoking weed?
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The dating pool for young men is literally:
-Prostitutes
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Why was there a professional photographer there who was able to take a picture THIS clear with a gunshot going off in front of him?
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You will never be a real Fremen. You have no Still Suit, you have no Crysknife.
You are a homosexual mentat twisted by spice into a crude mockery of Mahdi's perfection.
All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back the Bene Gesserit mock you.
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You young kids are such complainers! getting married is easy just do what I did:
-Speak to your parents about your desire to marry or see the town matchmaker
-If you have a cousin who is an orphan you could easily marry her by speaking to the Lord of her adopting house
The thing is that single Orthodox young men tend to be spergy social rejects and single Orthodox women tend to be higher in social status. As such, they look down on these young men as people who won't be able to provide.
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Imagine finding out that every past version of yourself could reach far into past for help but the only past life you have access to is a black butch lesbian.
A new animated ‘AVATAR’ series is reportedly coming in 2025.
The series will focus on the new earth Avatar after Aang & Korra.
(Source: )
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Guy gets cheated on, commits silly bye, and people post a prayer request.
B4 the body is even cold my timeline full of ppl speculating, blaming his faith, ext.
Tired of seeing this. Just pray for him and the losers fighting over his corpse and move on
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You will never be a real mother, you have no pair bonding, you have no ability to love. You are a depressed woman twisted by birth control and microchimerism into a crude mockery of nature's perfection.
All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back
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Yeah I'm white pilled
🇺🇸🇺🇦 Trump's VP candidate JD Vance: “I gotta be honest with you, I don’t really care what happens to Ukraine one way or the other.”
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When the manager enforced PR tweet.
what the fucking is going on with these replies
locking this shit man
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I don't get it
‘BLACK MYTH: WUKONG’ has already become the most played single-player game of all time on Steam.
The game has had nearly 2 million concurrent players.
(Source: )
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Please pray for me. This is day 4 (I think) of me having no ability to sleep. I'm shaking a lot. Idk what to do. I don't wanna go to the ER. Even if I go they aren't gonna do anything about it.
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Sitting there completely stone faced and not mentioning race while we spoke about this at work.
I deserve a metal I think. Or some kind of treat or goodie.
BREAKING: Ship collides with Francis Scott Key Bridge in Baltimore, causing it to collapse
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"but I don't want Mikasa to get a job, I want her to be unemployed forever"
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Troons have taken so much from me...
Mery__S2_, the Hyouka fan artist who was steadily drawing amazing Illustrations for years now have deleted all their artwork from Pixiv too after deleting everything from their twitter.
Years of hardwork have all disappeared now.
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My favorite thing about this is that the boomers that wrote it either didn't understand the purpose of a hyphen OR they didn't understand that "blackpill" is it's own "word"
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We for real gotta put normies in camps bro. It's for their own good.
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WHITE POWER!
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So uh. I know your not like a car guy or whatever but air filters need to be REPLACED. not cleaned REPLACED.
You are so big on manuals man why didn't you read the one that came with the air filter?
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Its illegal
Legitimately can’t think of a reason to be against illegal immigration besides racism
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Forcing every woman to watch episode 7 or Frieren so they understand that racism isn't a cute little "character flaw" but a genuine and metered reaction to a real problem.
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Playing Nier and shaking my head the whole time so people watching know that I like 2B because of her breasts and not her ass.
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Hello miss, I of or you like to go to the bug museum with me?
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Tyranitar wouldn't say that.
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