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Most laws of war are based on "Just War Theory," which outlines the conditions necessary to justify, as two separate categories:
1. The initiation of a war (jus ad bellum)
2. The conduct of an army in war (jus in bello)
These images are rudimentary but get the point across
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@herosnvrdie69
He shouldn't have been resisting the brick. Also, I read somewhere that the cop in the video had some unpaid parking tickets from 12 years ago, so he deserved what he got. And, you know, he was probably reaching for a gun or something, so you have to play it safe and brick 'em.
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@itfffff
@Ian_Fisch
@elcaudilloUSA
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@IGN
Hey real quick what was the Spanish inquisition
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@Ian_Fisch
@elcaudilloUSA
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Yes, one empire arbitrarily sacrificed large numbers of innocent citizens for COMPLETELY different reasons than the other empire that also arbitrarily sacrificed large numbers of innocent citizens. Great point.
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@herosnvrdie69
They've literally done studies on income vs happiness and scientifically concluded that the two are positively correlated up to $75k/yr, above which there is little change.
So it's not so much that money buys happiness - but poverty sure as hell buys misery.
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@mtgreenee
Marge I don't know if you're aware of this, but cancer isn't contagious. Let me know if you need further explanation. I'll bring the crayons.
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@POLITICOEurope
a heartwarming tale about one little girl overcoming sexism on her way to becoming the top fascist in italy
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@laserboat999
This is literally how I passed thermodynamics. I had every intention of using office hours to actually get extra help and learn the material, but the dude was wearing a "Ski Instructors of America" vest and I, a Vermonter, immediately realized I had a much better plan
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@shoe0nhead
1. Hedge funds "short" GameStop (GME) stock. This means they "borrowed" GME shares from a lender, and immediately sold them, but have to pay those shares back later. If the price goes down, they buy the shares back cheap, return them to the lender and pocket the difference.
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5. Result: the stock price skyrockets from $30 to $220 and counting. Hedge funds are now legally obligated to pay back their "loans" at $220 per share. They owe MILLIONS of shares, and literally don't have enough money to cover their debts. Sucks to suck!
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@kriissaa_krae
@ShotOn35mm
She looks like a weirdo who lacks the proper respect for what those weapons are; treating them like toys. Someone in the profession of arms should know better. I wouldn't want her watching my six.
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@shoe0nhead
2. Subreddit "WallStreetBets," who describe themselves as "like if 4chan found a Bloomberg terminal," purchased massive amounts of "out of the money options" on GME. This represents a strong expectation that the stock price will rise - but they were bluffing.
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4. The hedge funds who shorted the stock still have to return those shares, but the price is now *higher* than when they sold them. So they have to start buying the shares back at more expensive prices, losing money in the process. This also drives the stock price further up.
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@shoe0nhead
3. Everyone else sees this massively optimistic sentiment on GME, and goes "oh shit, there must be something there." This causes the stock value to begin to rise.
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@spectator
I could be wrong, but I think the "haven't seen boobs in 25 years" crowd is a bit of a niche audience
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@SarahSaidSo
@herosnvrdie69
People just don't understand how hard it is to be a brick. They deserve our respect
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@GreggWmHill
@ChodeyFosterr
@CharlotteAlter
Boomers love to talk about how back in their day a beer cost five cents, and then immediately turn around and complain about people wanting better wages because "at my first job I only made $4/hr"
Yes grandpa, you made enough money to buy 80 beers per hour, do the fucking math
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@MenshevikM
I love all the people screaming "it's military propaganda" as if they've uncovered some kind of secret conspiracy that nobody else ever suspected
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@SydneyBattle
We're trying to get to space so we can *escape* from what's at the bottom of the ocean before it gets hungry again
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@tirriveeish
@jeb_bush_2020
@ceikly
@xxkagebunshinxx
@milkmankeat
@letsassume
Lots of beaches in the South Pacific have black sand. Comes from volcanoes. Here's a picture from where I grew up
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@Forever_noir_
This is a wildly ahistorical take. Like "how did you even graduate high school" ahistorical. The Korean peninsula was a Japanese colony until WWII, after which it was split between the US and USSR into two occupation zones, just like East & West Germany.
Then the North invaded!
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@itfffff
@Ian_Fisch
@elcaudilloUSA
@fidelispatre
@IGN
Remind me who was convicted of what during the inquisitions?
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@DanPriceSeattle
Senator pay as a multiple of their constituencies' minimum wage is possibly the best idea I have ever heard.
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@R0b0tSp1der
@vanillaopinions
Railroads in the US are privately owned and interstate commerce is controlled by Congress rather than the executive branch. Intrastate commerce is governed by state laws. Therefore the White House, by definition, controls neither the railways nor the flow of commerce.
Pay up.
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@agraybee
@vanillatary
I'm pretty sure the right is, somehow, still blaming this one on airlines hiring black pilots.
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@L0_rich
"I have a nut allergy, hate sushi"
"I love peanut butter and can easily eat half my body weight in raw fish"
Masterful.
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@NormOrnstein
@realkatiejow
@AOC
I'm trying to figure out who's running against her. You down to help run up their donations so we can keep this lunatic away from our schools?
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@MehdiHasanShow
@mtaibbi
@mehdirhasan
"About that specific topic you invited yourself onto my show to talk about... Any comments?"
"Uhh....."
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@notkavi
His favorability ratings are higher among Republicans than Democrats and I think that says everything we need to know.
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@sathalidor
@WesMorrison8
@LilNasX
Thanos specifically wanted to retaliate against the industry that rejected his mixtape
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@ApeIsrael
@henrikenberg
@punishedgarage
can't wait to show off this fancy new word and absolutely mangle the pronunciation
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@smartsuzysunset
@AdrianCJax
Fyi there are a lot of disabled people who look outwardly fit and healthy. I look like a perfectly average 30ish year old guy, but depending on the day, I might need a cane to remain on my feet for longer than half an hour at a time.
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@R0b0tSp1der
@vanillaopinions
Nobody believes you have either 10 BTC or the integrity to follow through when someone refutes the claim (which is comically easy to refute).
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@jacklynyeh
@laserboat999
lol nah was all after spring break in Maryland so there was no chance of actually hitting any slopes, we just talked about our favorite mountains and gear. it worked though, extra credit brought me up to 59.95, the absolute lowest possible passing grade (rounds up to 60.0, a D!)
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@LolOverruled
Your honor, I thought I would be one of the cool kids and everyone would like me if I ate the banana
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@emiliatheworst
@inhumANthropoid
@ChaosIsMel
This is the correct take, but Twitter users are notorious for intentionally misinterpreting things
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@SnakeMa33540594
@emily_allyce
Vermont has one of the highest home vacancy rates in the country. It's near 20%. Because people are buying homes (that people need to, you know, LIVE in) and using them as rental properties that sit idle most of the year while Vermonters can't fucking buy homes.
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@vanillaopinions
I think it's weird when people refer to Bernie as "Sanders." Who the hell's that?
Ted Cruz is also a fun counterexample because nobody ever calls him Ted, or Cruz. Every time you hear about him, it's a full name.
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@RealSteveCox
Dazed and Confused.
You don't even have to change it, it just works.
#BidenMovieTitles
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@PatG36
@notsofiacoppola
@mtgreenee
If one of my Marines did pull-ups like that, I would count zero pull-ups. That's the worst form I've ever seen.
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@kurtbardella
@joncoopertweets
@hilaryr
Me, trying to figure out why Joe Rogan saying "I'll probably vote for Bernie" is bad but a full-throated endorsement from Michael "stop and frisk for NDAs" Bloomberg is good
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@waltermasterson
Hi! Though the text is visually similar to English, it is actually a completely different language and alphabet. As an expert in this field I can confirm your translation is close, however you mistranslated "brick" as a singular noun when it should be the plural, "bricks."
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@themeredith
@theashleyray
I just realized there has never been any point in my life when clocking out meant being done, and, well, fuck. I would like that! It sounds nice!
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@Vanillachurr0
@psyopenjoyer69
@ElectionLegal
I guess if someone has a humiliation fetish, that's pretty much the peak
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@bad_histories
Just tell him the autopsies were covered up because they revealed too many vaccine-related deaths. He'll take the bait.
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@Potatoe_salaad
@jacklynyeh
@laserboat999
I don't know if they give A's in thermodynamics, we were all fighting for our lives in that class
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@roun_sa_ville
Real Indian food or "feed this junk to the white people" Indian food?
Because honestly both are delicious.
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@Scaramucci
@tribelaw
Dersh thinks abuse of power is not impeachable.
District Judge Charles Swayne was impeached for "abuse and contempt of power" in 1904. Federal judges have the same standards for impeachment as presidents.
The precedent is set. Dersh is wrong. Spread the word.
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@JennieTetreault
I swear to God, you people could shit your own pants and blame it on Bernie.
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@LoFiRepublican
I think you'd be better off if you spent less time getting angry at people who are doing absolutely nothing to bother anyone
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@rorynator
@shuvlyluv
@thewendynerd
@RealRileyWoods
@doctorbaixue
@whitneyarner
Note for American readers: "college" in the UK refers to what we call junior and senior year of high school.
Education is mandatory until 18. At 16, you choose whether your final two years will be vocational or academic (college). Four-year higher ed is called "university."
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@SeasonneRose
@mkraju
I've heard if you close your eyes and whisper "I don't know Lev Parnas" three times, his lawyer
@josephabondy
will tweet a photo of you and Lev together.
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@Lefty_Jew
Perhaps he's looking to make an example of Ukraine in order to deter other, currently neutral nations from seeking NATO membership, thus halting NATO expansion.
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@OccupyDemocrats
There are so many great reasons to dunk on Cawthorn and you're going with... This?
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@ForwardAerial
@lowkeyspear
@paul2tele
@keefler_elf
@_cingraham
This explanation actually worked. Fuck.
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@oomeerrika
@douglaschu_
@chaunceydevega
When Russia totally didn't invade Ukraine back in 2013, one of the ways we were able to confirm Russian troop presence was from the metadata in a selfie posted to social media by a Russian soldier on a "training exercise." Coordinates were in Crimea.
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@ScottAdamsSays
@C_hoffmanni
if you've ever wondered why that woman left you, the answer is right here
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@JeremyWard33
Two options:
1. Military intervention to stabilize Haiti
2. Get our people out of there and stay out of it.
You're only allowed to complain about one.
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@EFMememacher
Russia literally wanted Germany to launch a revanchist war against the allies after WWI, and helped them evade military restrictions imposed by Versailles by inviting them onto Soviet soil to learn chemical and tank warfare.
Without Russia, there's no WWII in the first place.
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@MntlRCabeza
@itfffff
@Ian_Fisch
@elcaudilloUSA
@fidelispatre
@IGN
32,000 executions is enough to merit comparison between widespread accepted behaviors. But if you want to talk pure numbers, conquistadors prematurely ended the lives of eight million South Americans.
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@BethLucyStab
@Rodrigator_
@_Bridgehead_
@RightWingCope
Now hollow out one of the toothpicks, because it's an elevator shaft.
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@GravitysRa1nbow
A thousand bombs a day is a pretty insane operational tempo. Whoever's in charge of verifying the target coordinates probably isn't even bothering to look at the map.
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@BluthX
@NathanJRobinson
"But she changed her story"
... Where have I heard this argument before? 🤔
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@Arbitrarymagi
The rocket scientists who think they're on to something with this theory would 100% read this tweet and say "SEE? SHE'S NOT EVEN TRYING TO HIDE IT"
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@hayxtt
Male worth is judged by their ability to "get the girl." If you want to insult a man in absence of any context, the default lines of attack are all related to sexual desirability.
MAYBE that's an unhealthy value system and we should collectively rethink it.
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@thechosenberg
Neither party is doing anything inappropriate here, OP just has some kind of weird guilt complex or maybe simply isn't cut out for ongoing casual dating.
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@dontaxeredhood
@mymixtapez
Charges are "Violation of Oath of Public Officer" and "Obstruction and Hindering a Law Enforcement Officer." Combined, up to 6 years in prison (1-5 for the first, up to 1 for the second). She's accused of "showing favor" to the killers, but no specifics yet.
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@thejb_stan
I grew up in New Zealand where there's a fish and chips shop on every other corner.
Now I'm in Vermont. I can think of two semi-nearby places that serve fish and chips where the quality is like 80-90% of what I had in the old country.
It's really just not that special a dish.
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@b_mastrofini
@mwatsonnyc
@JoshuaPHilll
"if they choose to attack other humans... we will step in"
Fair. Now tell me, who attacked whom?
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@MisterSniffen
Hi Tim, I'm the Disney executive with the clipboard. I'm sorry you didn't enjoy our film, but I'm extremely pleased to report that your children are absolutely THRIVING in Antifa boot camp. Top scores across the board. You must be very proud of them!
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@MattWalshBlog
FOX made $1.2 billion last year in net profit.
$787 million - roughly 3/4 of that amount - just went up in smoke largely because of Carlson. And there are more ongoing lawsuits which could cost them even more.
None of you clowns ever do the math.
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@depthsofwiki
My old math professor used to love taking stuff like this, stuff that "everybody knows," and showing us, in excruciating complex detail, why it "isn't entirely true, just true enough to use at lower levels."
I did not find any of it nearly as entertaining as he did
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@BrandonLBradfor
"why do I always have to choose between two bad choices" - unreliable voters who have ceded candidate selection to more conservative voters at every opportunity
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@ayyy_vuh
There is literally no reason to eat at Olive Garden, ever. That restaurant is for suckers. You can get dramatically better Italian food at your average pizzeria, and it's almost always cheaper.
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@ryxcommar
Ladies and gentlemen, we got her
@ourobororoboruo
You literally made pico de gallo like this. Like jfc, how was your onion salad?
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@CarlMarkChi
Chili Mac. Grew up in the northeast, never encountered it until I joined the military. Chow halls would serve it, and there was a Chili and Macaroni MRE that was actually kinda... Good.
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