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@Portuguesguy
Alfred
2 years
@twilightreborn @danfaz94 Even though I didn’t want some of those people to die, I was so distraught that it was all a lie. Like it was such a great battle and it didn’t even happen, I feel cheated. 😭😭😭😭
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@Portuguesguy
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@ToriatheistTori I think religion should be chosen as an adult, whether you believe it or not, and not groomed from childhood. That’s one of the things that pisses me off the most. 🤦🏻‍♂️
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@Portuguesguy
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1 year
My Pride outfit. Had a great time today with some good friends and a Jacuzzi. 😂 #Fresno #California #Pride #Dayoff #Funtime #relaxing #Gay #fairy #homosexual #queer
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@Portuguesguy
Alfred
2 years
no haircut no special occasion, just because. 😜
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@Portuguesguy
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10 months
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@Portuguesguy
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1 year
Had a great time relaxing with some friends. ❤️❤️ It was badly needed. #Relaxing #jacuzzi #friends #Friday #gay #fun
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@Portuguesguy
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@Portuguesguy
Alfred
4 years
@BradleyFans_com @RonoSale That’s the first thing I noticed. The bottle has to be tilted downward or guess where the P is going to go. 😂
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@Portuguesguy
Alfred
2 years
My arms are too damn sure to take pictures of myself in a normal way. 😂😂
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@Portuguesguy
Alfred
3 years
OK update on mother. She is out of the hospital only it seems like her dementia has gotten worse and now when she snaps into her demon form she thinks that me and my brother are trying to kill her. 🤦🏻🤦🏻. I just want to thank you all for the kind words. 🤗❤️
@Portuguesguy
Alfred
3 years
Day 2 in the hospital with mom. Still waiting in the ER because there’s no rooms available. 🙄. Apparently she had a mini stroke, scared the crap out of me. 😱
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@Portuguesguy
Alfred
1 year
🐇🐰 stew. 😋 bugs bunny is no more. 😂🫣 #Rabbit #Food #Dinner #carrots #potatoes #bellpeppers #liver
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@Portuguesguy
Alfred
3 years
Today is my baby girls birthday. She is 4 years old. 🥰❤️❤️❤️ #catdad #catlover #BirthdayGirl
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@Portuguesguy
Alfred
2 years
Beautiful 📸💙💙🐱🧔🏻
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@Portuguesguy
Alfred
2 years
Dinner is served. Perfect for cold weather. 😋 #HomeCooking #soup #Food
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@Portuguesguy
Alfred
2 years
Sunday chilling. ✌🏻 #sunday #relaxing #catdad
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@Portuguesguy
Alfred
2 years
Feeling trapped and I have to pee. 😂🙈🥴 #catdad #lovecats
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@Portuguesguy
Alfred
3 years
Day 2 in the hospital with mom. Still waiting in the ER because there’s no rooms available. 🙄. Apparently she had a mini stroke, scared the crap out of me. 😱
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@Portuguesguy
Alfred
2 years
My baby girls. ❤️🖤 #catdad #cats #Lovecats
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@Portuguesguy
Alfred
2 years
It’s rare that they are that close to each other, they have a love-hate relationship.😂🙈 I go to sleep at night and somehow wake up with pussies all over me. 😂😂❤️🖤 #catdad #Lovecats #mybabies
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@Portuguesguy
Alfred
2 years
She love her dad. ❤️❤️ #catdad #catlover
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@Portuguesguy
Alfred
1 year
Ok so what the hell? I just deleted 227 hoes that were following me. This is seriously totally insane. Can’t I sue these b*tches sexual harassment??😂🤣. 🤦🏻‍♂️🙄 does my profile look like I’m after pussy?? 🙄🤦🏻‍♂️😂🤣😂 tired of this crap. #Frustrated #aggravated #annoyed #pissed
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@Portuguesguy
Alfred
2 years
Give this stud a follow.❤️ #Beautiful #handsome #smile #hot
@patbarber20
🏳️‍🌈🍁Patrick🍁🦄 🇺🇦
2 years
Head polish, Beard trimmed powers restored.😁
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@Portuguesguy
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1 year
This is what I have to look forward to this coming week. 🤦🏻‍♂️🙄🥵🥵💀☠️ #Heat #California #Hell #CentralValley #Summer #Inferno
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@Portuguesguy
Alfred
3 years
Living her best life.😝 ❤️❤️ #catdad #sleepycat
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@Portuguesguy
Alfred
4 years
A few snapshots from my garden. It’s not fancy but I love them. 😍 #Flowers #Garden #LoveFlowers
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@Portuguesguy
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3 years
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@Portuguesguy
Alfred
2 years
Dinner. Shredded chicken, Monterey Jack and diced tomatoes on a 5 carb tortilla. 😋 #Chickenwrap #chicken #jackcheese #missionlowcorb #tomatoes
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@Portuguesguy
Alfred
1 year
Spent the morning at #AdventistHealth getting my birthday gift. 😜🤷‍♂️ 🤕 somebody bring me cake. 😂 #Birthday #handsurgery #hospital
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@Portuguesguy
Alfred
3 years
These beauties just popped up. #Flowers .
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@Portuguesguy
Alfred
2 years
Trying to impress the doctor with my new shoes.. 😂🙈 #shoes #recycled made from recycled plastic bottles.
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@Portuguesguy
Alfred
2 years
Well apparently some people can’t take a compliment. All I said was beautiful😘 to one of his selfies. Also noted that this is the third person today. I guess I’m gonna have to stop giving people compliments or pretty soon I’ll be blocked from everybody. 🤦🏻‍♂️🤪
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@Portuguesguy
Alfred
2 years
I traveled 55 miles just to buy these at Trader Joe’s. The Portuguese in me couldn’t resist. 😂🙈😂 😋😋 #Custardtarts #Portuguese #Proud 🇵🇹 #traderJoes #delicious
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@Portuguesguy
Alfred
3 years
It’s been a long day, feeling tired AF😔. I need 🤗 #Tired #tomuchwork
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@Portuguesguy
Alfred
7 months
She’s my first ever adopted baby, although she tests my patient sometimes. 😂 she’s so clingy. 🙄😂🖤🖤 #Catdad #cats #Lovecats #attitude #animallover
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@Portuguesguy
Alfred
3 years
I’ve given up trying to have private time for myself. 😂🥰🥰 #catdad #furbaby
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@Portuguesguy
Alfred
2 years
@david_kirwan 😂🤷🏻‍♂️
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@Portuguesguy
Alfred
8 years
Damn🔥🔥😘
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@Portuguesguy
Alfred
3 years
She’s so excited watching me playing video games. 😂🖤 #PS5 #catdad
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@Portuguesguy
Alfred
2 years
Yep it’s going to be that kind of week. 🙄🥵🥵🥵 #HOT #hell #HELP
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@Portuguesguy
Alfred
4 years
My baby learning how to climb trees inside the house. 🤦‍♂️😍 #Furbaby #cuteness #lovecats
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@Portuguesguy
Alfred
3 months
This. 👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻
@woofknight
Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken
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@Portuguesguy
Alfred
3 years
This girl I swear every’s freaking morning she feels the need to open the curtains to let the light shine in my face. 🤦🏻 The struggles are real. 😂😂🥰 #catdad #catlover
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@Portuguesguy
Alfred
3 years
I got bored and shaved. I haven’t seen my face in nearly 20 years, not sure I want to continue on seeing it. 😂🤣🙈 Also Just got my booster 💉. #Covid #boostershot @Pfizer
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@Portuguesguy
Alfred
2 years
Handsome. 😍😘 more selfies please. ❤️
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@Portuguesguy
Alfred
3 years
😍So hot. 🥵
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@Portuguesguy
Alfred
2 years
I gotta be honest I’m thankful that my babes never entertain the notion of this 🧻 . I don’t think I could live having to keep the toilet paper roll backwards. 😂🙈😂 #catdad #catlover #toiletpaper #dadstruggles
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@Portuguesguy
Alfred
3 years
Hi baby girl is back from the vet. She got fixed and is feeling very drowsy. 🥺🥰🥰 #catlover #catdad
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@Portuguesguy
Alfred
3 years
@BlueEyes_Ben Alfred 55 from California. Don’t hate me cuz I’m beautiful. 😂🙈😂
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@Portuguesguy
Alfred
3 years
New socks. Yeah I know nobody’s going to see the colors in side the shoes but I’ll know. 😂🤣 #rainbow #socks
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@Portuguesguy
Alfred
2 years
My two year old getting some rays. Just too cute not to share. ❤️❤️ #catdad #catlover
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@Portuguesguy
Alfred
4 years
Feeling a little bit colorful today. 😜. #pride 🌈 #Rainbow 🌈 #gay 💅
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@Portuguesguy
Alfred
4 years
Years and years ago. My best friend and I at a place called #Pismobeach #California 💙 I was going through a phase don’t hate. 😂🤣
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@Portuguesguy
Alfred
1 year
🎉Happy🍷🍰🍷birthday🎉 @DarrenJ49176430 hope you’re having a wonderful day. 🤗😘
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@Portuguesguy
Alfred
2 years
WOW just WOW. 🤦🏻🥵🥵🥵🥵 #Hot #Hell #Help
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@Portuguesguy
Alfred
4 months
@sam_sorcerer @ToriatheistTori Weeeeell I wouldn’t cry about it. 😂 To have a belief system that only works if you brainwash children literally from the day you’re born just doesn’t seem right and really doesn’t give it any credibility. 🤷🏻‍♂️
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@Portuguesguy
Alfred
3 years
Apparently she had no problem falling asleep while I was still tossing and turning. 🙄😂🥰🥰 #catdad #furbaby
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@Portuguesguy
Alfred
4 years
This is just too cute for words. 😍😍🥰🥰🥰🥰 #ScottishShettlandPonies #Cuteness
@pinkrocktopus
Angela Mayfield
4 years
In case you need a wee timeline cleanse, here are Vitamin and Fivla, two Scottish Shetland ponies in fine handknit jumpers.
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@Portuguesguy
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3 years
Welcome to McDonald’s can I help you. Me many moons ago McDonald’s by day pulling 🐄tits by night. I’m a man of many talents. 😂🙈😂 #Titpuller #meatflipper
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@Portuguesguy
Alfred
3 years
Couldn’t resist. 💙 #catdad #catlover #cats
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@Portuguesguy
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8 years
Yep👍
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@Portuguesguy
Alfred
3 years
He needs three more followers. How can you not follow this face. 😍😍
@ChrisETeigen
Chris E. Teigen
3 years
Hi there 🙇🏻‍♂️
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@Portuguesguy
Alfred
8 years
Oh yes😘😘
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@Portuguesguy
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6 months
Falls asleep on top of the cable box, using the PS5 as her pillow. 🤦🏻‍♂️😂🖤🖤 #Catdad #blackcats #catlover #sleepingbeauty #cats
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@Portuguesguy
Alfred
2 years
@x_tygr_x @DegreaseNeil I don’t think human beings to be allowed to leave this planet until we sort our shit out. The planet dies a little bit each day from the people living on it. From nuclear waste to pollution eating away at the ozone lawyer.
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@Portuguesguy
Alfred
2 years
#Tulare ca WTF!? 🥵🥵
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@Portuguesguy
Alfred
4 years
Me about six years ago from the last relationship I was in. Facebook thought I would be happy be reminded. 🤦🏻‍♂️😂🤣😂. First time I tried a Samsung and that was two years of pure hell. Went right back to iPhone.
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@Portuguesguy
Alfred
2 years
@quinneverett Love the 📸 but I think someone flunked math. 😂😂🙈
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@Portuguesguy
Alfred
6 months
#Love #peace #harmony #happiness #kindness Something we should all strive for. ❤️❤️
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@Portuguesguy
Alfred
2 years
Looks like the rainbow can work because damn I’m tipsy. 😂😂🙈😏
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@Portuguesguy
Alfred
3 years
👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻
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@Portuguesguy
Alfred
7 months
I want one. 💚💚💚
@RobotCleopatra
Skipper VanderWall
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Green Unicorne
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@Portuguesguy
Alfred
4 months
Where is the lie? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀
@austinnasso
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Trump responds to recent events
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@Portuguesguy
Alfred
3 years
This is Rosie my youngest one. Don’t let that 😇face fool you she tortures her older sister. 😈🤦🏻‍♂️😂🤣 #lovecats #catdad
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@Portuguesguy
Alfred
2 years
@Bums01L I need a haircut really bad. 😂🙈
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@Portuguesguy
Alfred
2 years
Cuteness overload. 🥺❤️❤️
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@Portuguesguy
Alfred
3 years
After looking all over the house for her and started to panic. There she was. 🙄🙄
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@Portuguesguy
Alfred
4 years
Great news. I got my first Covid 💉shot today and damn I was so nervous. 😂 not sure how I will feel tomorrow morning hopefully no side effects. 🤞🏻 #Covidshot 🎉💉🦠😱
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@Portuguesguy
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@Portuguesguy
Alfred
2 years
So lovely. 😍🥰🥰 #Catlovers #CatDad #Lovecats
@z_tumac
Zoran Šakotić 😎
2 years
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@Portuguesguy
Alfred
4 years
I don’t put up many of these but here it is a selfie. 😬😬🙈 #selfie #awkward #selfconscious
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@Portuguesguy
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3 years
@spunkster69 @gobshitechris It seems there are gays that go out of their way to make the rest of the community look disgusting. 🤮
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@Portuguesguy
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4 years
@Swanipool97 Maybe 🤔
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@Portuguesguy
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4 years
@sweetlikeJT @Ida_Knowe 😂🤣😂👍🏻
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@Portuguesguy
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8 years
WOW what a smile😘
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@Portuguesguy
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9 years
Absolutely gorgeous. http://t.co/xeYtLJgUKd
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