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@PorgTaxes

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💙💜🤍💜💙 lover of strange things,lover of the smell of trees fuckin silly weirdo idk

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@p0licyoftruth_ Fr though someone made a joke about KMFDM standing for Kill Mother Fucking Depeche Mode rather than Kein Mehrheit Für Die Mitleid and they're hilarious shitasses so they did it
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@ShitpostGate I'm trans but I've totally said nah I'm a dude bro just to fuck with ppl
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@NotYoungNLovely @sircatticus @headf_ck I've had people ask me if I was real before, schizophrenics definitely do not believe anything they see unless they're in a hell of a state. If you were living next to a movie set you would learn to ignore the Romans and aliens walking around, wouldn't you?
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@hyptiot PreggerU
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@SquidViciousMMA @BornAKang I was waiting for him to hit deeper water on accident ngl
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@NocontextU It was then that she realized her father was a talking corvid
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@DiscountVillain Captain Crunch, Whoops! All CUM
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@natazilla Were those two people Ice King and BMO
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@DiscountVillain Everybody gangsta til they start remembering nose princess
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@db_witch Like this shit but hyper realistic
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@insomniasstits @0nlyFi0na that's what she said
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@krystalwolfy A skull is heavier and less likely to get carried away, buried by small predators, and the shape allows less sand/dust inside than ribs so takes longer to be covered by the wind
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@Braxiations @Trey_Explainer I didn't know r2d2 could make ass noises
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@cassiemoans_ uhh if I find one
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@advtimemoments I love how it goes from first a glimmer of righteous joy at the thought that Finn could pull his dad back with the grass arm, then tension and discomfort at the tearing of the arm, next that cold, acidic, gut-dropping moment when Finn falls...then "hey what about air-" lolololol
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@TimeTriping @historyinmemes turned Clarkson into Alan Carr
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@jtbthought whAT was this in the movie or how what how
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@ClaraK0ala I wish, but you're prolly shorter ;-;
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emphasis on "ass" take, this is how me end up with cocomelon-ized characters in everything
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hot ass take but the new one looks so much better on god
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@cassiemoans_ especially if you sound like Rhys Darby
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@mmaoddslol @SaycheeseDGTL how the fuck is it changing color
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@image_origins that's a sturgeon and I'm sad to see the old fellow go
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@sillylumigirl trans girl balls?
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@savannah_solo because it looks like you had a haircut in the dark
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@TextsAuras Alternatively, a goated Tennant
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@HumansNoContext Why was everyone super awkward then Obama just walks like the main character
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@femdreamy use this body position and lighting angle if possible, allowing the light to shine up and across the booty cheeks, so as to light one fully and just reveal the other, arch your back like your throwing a pose an tossing your hair, support your hands, stand on the balls of feet
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@rPrequelMemes bad options, should have been Fulcrum Ahsoka Tano Hera Syndulla, Sabine Wren, Asajj Ventress, Leia Organa, or Clone Wars Obi Wan
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@4chan_green @PicturesFoIder has there ever been a more Australian name than Dougie
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@terrafically would you? :3 (I'm 6'6)
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@St_Moloch @D3W1BOL1C4L why is she Like That when she's green
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@Nebula3_ definitely
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@Drowkex_220 on the other hand if you put tiny clothes on it it's decent for figuring out creases and lighting
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@SocDoneLeft Some boys wear makeup some boys have astolfo on their shirts
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@burnpyygmalion Same as it ever was now look where my hand was time isn't holding up time isn't after ice now here the Gunter comes, here comes the guntie letting the days go by (water freezing underground)
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@topcommentsgod The Jesus dude is the best
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@stupid_ddogg actually put it in me
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@AllNaz1s gef the talking mongoose and daddy chrimbo sounds like an Australian crime fighting duo
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@HornyFoxHours you have a cookie? I'll eated it
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@clowngirl346 no they did not
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@epicallyonline when the puppygirl breaks out the gummy bears you have no idea what might happen
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@Jupxter @BornAKang This is why Russia keeps losing
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@krystalwolfy Ikr I'd like to actually lay down without my legs in the air
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@Alp_n_Notche @ShapedInternet Does he have a pair of socks in there wtf
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@leon_harred omg that dildo is as big as this gock
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@smokingsexxtion how dare you hide that Boys Don't Cry in the front
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@eevie_chan I've always wanted to be doomed by someone shorter than me :3 care to give it a go?
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@travelingwilbri Ringo, then George, then Paul, not john
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@PunishedZoe here the twister comes, here comes the twister
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@SamRamsCounrty that's bad for the plant
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@ShitpostRock assert dominance by bursting through the door in the opposite direction just before she does
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@sock696 yes yes but is that a reptile cage
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puppygirls be like
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Submission by @UnitGraph
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@gal_la_mode dunno, you've never given me any
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@gal_la_mode my mirror has a terrible view... use my eyes instead, and I'll paint you
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@nuttimeister they're watching the water sausages
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@femdreamy they're adorable, let me put them behind your head ;3
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@BenjaminGoudsm @MarkZuckerb0rg @ShitpostGate Sounds ill advised, I'll stick to shitting the fuck down
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@topcommentsgod I'm bitches
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@pheremosa That bandanna had me like
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@Bloody mfffghh. would definitely suck an egg
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@femdreamy you have me take them, and obsess over lighting and angles for half an hour
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@TerribleMaps Notice how the majority of humans killed by sharks are on the coast of bitey-bitey-killsyou land
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@clockygirltwink can I get a half Welsh half Irish male
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clinically insane take
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Food is not a “right”.
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@sillylumigirl holy shit she's cute
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