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•Not a car account • Not a sports account • and definitely not a University • It’s something far worse, it’s THE PAU • Home of the QB Rushing TD
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Joined November 2021
The play
Mahomes says Taylor has been drawing up plays and joked that the Chiefs might have to "put one in" 🤣. (via @CSimmsQB)
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Guys, Mike Gundy wasn’t talking about the bad type of drunk driving. Obviously, we all know that’s no good. He was talking about the cool type of drunk driving. The one where the music sounds better.
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He’s going for every record imaginable, watch out Philip Rivers.
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Gotta use PEMDAS.
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Who did it? 🔍.
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Wow. This is absolutely huge for the brand.
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I have never seen a person and player that has lived up to Snyder's 16 Goals more than Will Howard. The man is everything Kansas State football represents and strives to be. Will Howard is, and always will be, QB1.
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Marcus Crassus’ live reaction to this information
@Bluefish2004 @DanCrenshawTX You don’t haggle prices when someone’s house is on fire.
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A jet airliner could probably catch better than Skyy Moore.
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Kansas State is already back at practice even though it’s their “Houston Week” 🔥
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Well, no wonder we lost by 1 possession right near the end.
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Me: “all this money has ruined college sports!”. *kstate buys a player for 2 million fuckin dollars*. Me:
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Anyone else think Laura Kelly is a little bias? Why does she only ever congratulate k-state??.
Congratulations to @KStateFB on your victory in tonight's competitive Sunflower Showdown! Enjoy another year with the Governor’s Cup.🌻
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Dear lord baby Jesus, please give North Dakota State University the strength and power of the 1985 Chicago Bears tomorrow, in your name, Amen
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KU ticket prices any other game: like $20. KU ticket prices when they play Kansas State:
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Skylar Thompson edit for your Monday
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BREAKING: Trump considering signing Executive Order BANNING K-State men’s basketball. Would you support this? 🤔
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Pete gets the stache back when he wins a conference game.
Was going through some old files looking for something and found a mustache-less Pistol Pete. Happy Thursday, everyone.
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In honor of Collin Klein I’m going to run QB draw on the first play. And then the second and the third. And then I’ll punt.
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Liking every “Cats” tweet I see on the timeline today
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Will Howard becomes the first insurance agent in history to go 14/15 for 144 yards and throw 2 TDs in the first half of a National Championship.
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This is very important information for fans. With Texas and Oklahoma leaving, fans will now only receive $0 from the Big 12. Compare this to before Texas and OU left, when fans were getting a whopping $0 from the Big 12.
The Big 12’s Brand Value | @WSJ. Added +$1,121,711,347 (Arizona, Arizona St, BYU, Cincinnati, Colorado, Houston, UCF, Utah). Lost -$1,991,051,431 (Oklahoma, Texas). That’s a total loss of -$869.3MM after adding 8 new schools. 😱
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Brett Yormark appreciation post. We're so back baby
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Jalon Daniels career highlights vs Kansas State 😮💨😮💨🔥🔥🎯🎯
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RAHHHH KANSAS 🌾🔝
States with more than 1 ranked team in the preseason AP Poll:. Florida, Kansas, Oklahoma, and Texas.
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“Ladies and gentlemen, Kansas University Head Coach Bill Snyder”
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“K-State will never lead the all-time record for the Sunflower Showdown”
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2024 West Virginia University’s Roster by state (and country)
I am too lazy for this but would love to see a WVU one.
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Screw it - TRACTOR LOADER BACKHOE HIGHLIGHTS
Continuing the repost of our list of non-NCAA collegiate national championships from last year! . This is part four of five. Scroll our timeline to find the first three parts from earlier this week.
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Always Forget
Man wtf happened in Provo.
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6/8 K-State games (so far) have started after 6:00pm
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Lmao our mascot is just a car. Drives around on the sidelines a bit, kinda always in the way.
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Whhooooahhhhh why would they say something like that
Special @KU_Football ticket offer 🎟️. For a limited time, we'll cover the fees on single-game tickets at GEHA Field at Arrowhead Stadium! . Available now for all four games. Purchase →
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Does Iowa State like practice running in the snow or somethin?.
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The Pop Tart Bowl is basically the National Championship idk how it could get any better.
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Guys I didn’t do the jet sweep joke because Taylor is designing this play and doesn’t know what that is (I’m an idiot and didn’t think of it).
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Stolen Valor, Iowa State will never even SNIFF the prestigious Pop-Tarts Bowl.
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DJ Giddens would have scored 61.3 Fantasy Points in a PPR league.
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This game was absolutely stolen from us. I was happy to be in the Big 12, but tonight I am not. We won this game. Someone else stole it from us. Very disappointed. I will talk to the commissioner. I am disgusted by the professionalism of the officiating crew tonight!.
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The SEC and Big 10 have ZERO PopTarts Bowl trophies. The Big 12 has two
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Think I made something
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Obligated to post The Picture
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Sorry Fitz, the most annoying people on Earth do not consent. It’s a no go
Beyond cool. Kansas State has a full year to plan gear for this game. Will it?.
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THE PAU player of the game actually goes to Arizona’s Chubba Ma'ae, #92, for hustling his ass off every play - even when they were down. You just love to see that
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Me if Kansas State loses to Tulane again
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Going from K-State womens bball to K-State mens bball
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I miss you
Y’all act like you’ve never been attached to average players before 🙄.
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The views at the new stadium are going to be incredible 🤩
We are excited to share our vision for the future of Royals baseball in the heart of Kansas City.
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This game was absolutely stolen from us. I was happy to be in the Big 12, but tonight I am not. We won this game. Someone else stole it from us. Very disappointed. I will talk to the commissioner. I am disgusted by the professionalism of the officiating crew tonight!.
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PopTart bowl could be better, more elite, more prestigious, even, than the Rose Bowl. Many are saying this.
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We asked ASSgpt to build the perfect Kansas State Quarterback. Here’s what it found:
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Will any byu fan take the initiative and volunteer to shove one of these up their ass if the Cougs lose? Please.
The team is in throwback white jerseys this weekend and BYU dining is debuting a new CougarTail to match!. Half of the CougarTails will be white vanilla frosting and the other half will be the original maple frosting. #GoCougs
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Chris Klieman is way classier than I am.
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Iowa State, your bridge days are numbered
The northern part of the K-State campus, known as the Campus Edge, will have a steakhouse, brewery, hotel, condos and park, according to new renderings.
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KSU doesn’t know it yet, but Missouri fans are gonna be so loud on defense and be so quiet on offense. We’re also going to play jaws music for some reason. K-State has no chance.
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Conor Riley cooking up something special for Oklahoma State this week
Kasey Dunn cooking up something special for Kansas State this week.
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I’d like to report a crime - I just saw Richard Linton defecating on campus.
As of 10:45 AM, law enforcement issued 20 citations centered around Fake Patty's Day festivities: five for MIP/MIC, twelve for open container violations, and one for urinating in public. Additionally, two arrests were made for hosting-related offenses.
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They say you’ve never played a FBS team, 18. They say they don’t even know where Lindenwood is, 18. They say you’re 280th in the nation, 18. Prove them wrong
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This picture rocks but screw KU for not sending Big Jay. Baby Jay fucking sucks. Not to mention them sending a minor unaccompanied to Las Vegas of all places. Terrible mascot and worse parenting!.
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