Emma Stump
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@Nelle_Andrew
Can I mention Dusty Springfield’s refusal to play in front of segregated audiences in South Africa in ‘64 (she had her contract drawn up to specify this, and they deported her) and using her clout to get the black Motown/Stax artists showcased in the U.K.?
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@surajlakhani
Good work but shouldn’t we also be calling out whichever tattooist gave him those? Should we be educating tattooists on fascist symbols? Can a tattooist refuse to do a fascist symbol/image?
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@zuza_real
@GarethDennis
The toy train chase in The Wrong Trousers pisses on anything Pixar, Disney etc. have ever committed to celluloid and I will die on that hill.
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@StJoHospice
@BrewDogJames
Get in touch with
@58Gin
, they’ve turned over to making sanitiser and they’re just down the road from you.
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@thecatreviewer
Met this sleek Sydenham sentry today, steadfastly guarding their human’s gatepost and not even letting strokes and scritches distract them. A solid 7/10.
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@thecatreviewer
Was ambushed by these two cuties in a pincer movement on my way back from the shops. 10/10 for tag-teaming efforts.
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@jazzdup1
@RaviSinghKA
@kent_police
@ashishskynews
@Port_of_Dover
Not to mention planning, organisation and logistics.
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@danhett
@DazBear1969
Particularly ironic given they were the ones who fell for the fake news that the Southport attacker was a Muslim immigrant.
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@thecatreviewer
This pretty Plumstead puss started off by charging me from behind (nearly tripping me up) and then gave me a 5-star belly display, the big tart. 10/10.
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@thecatreviewer
Also met this solemn ginger gentleman a few doors up - I put out my hand for him to sniff but I don’t think he liked my Baylis & Harding cedar handwash. 7.5/10.
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@thecatreviewer
Encountered this evasive ginger boy at lunch, who was seen off by this bold tuxy who was half his size and far more friendly. Full marks for leg-weaving and rolling and cute bell on collar.
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@thecatreviewer
Interrupted a meeting of the local cat chapter and was ambushed again by the previous miscreants and a couple of their mates!
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@whippletom
@ScanlanWithAnA
My mum taught a Vietnamese boat lad who pitched up at my primary school not knowing a word of English who ended up reading maths at Cambridge.
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@thecatreviewer
Met this Clock House cutie while out for a walk. Full marks for markings and friendliness but points deducted for (1) treading on my toes & (b) flopping down on my shopping bag and refusing to move.
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@marcusjdl
@ScanlanWithAnA
I take it Fergus was off sick when McKenzie said not to print photos of black Sun bingo winners because the readers “didn’t want to see c**ns raking it in”?
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@thecatreviewer
Encountered this tuxedo on my walk this morning who appeared to have mistaken tree detritus for catnip (and which was making him sneeze). Full marks for chirrups, fluffy tummy and rolling abilities.
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@thecatreviewer
Met this mini-panther on the way to the Co-op; pretended to be disinterested when psppsppsp’d at, then proceeded to follow me down the road, cutting across my path and flopping down repeatedly. 10/10 for sheer cheek.
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@thecatreviewer
Have seen this chap before from a distance but today he was atop his gatepost touting for pets. Full marks for plaintive mews, lovely markings, white socks and a purr like an outboard motor.
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@thecatreviewer
Met and fussed this little puss today. Learned her name was Chooki after her owner came looking for her - she was resting while her humans continued their daily walk which she accompanies them on! 10/10 for laziness.
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@dieworkwear
That’s put me in mind of the Islington Twins just down the road - did you ever read about them?
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@mrjamesob
@goodclimate
@afneil
To be fair, James, his reputation started going downhill when this first appeared in the Eye:
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@qikipedia
A similar thing happened in the Michael X case in the 70s only it was lettuces - an inspector saw a patch that were growing “far too tall and yellow”, ordered them to be dug up and found one of his victims.
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@thecatreviewer
Met this little tabby at lunchtime, who stopped for a quick fuss and a pose, then kept doing the same to every passer-by. The most popular neighbourhood cat, apparently! 9/10 for his gooseberry eyes.
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@JohnnyB56519060
@Christo58145055
@lottelydia
Not to mention the money that was pissed up the wall on the garden bridge, the water cannon, a cable car that no-one uses and shit buses that nobody asked for.
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@SunPictureDesk
@R0bday
@Scientits
Surprised you didn’t say it was drunk Liverpool fans pissing that caused the flood.
#jft96
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@clochecall
@thecatreviewer
If you’re in Utrecht you should go and visit
@cafederat
- they have a lovely resident cat called Josefien (and a not-so-resident one called Stip)!
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@thecatreviewer
Met this fine Forest Hill feline on my walk this afternoon. Lots of meowing but squirmed away from attempted pats/strokes to concentrate on munching a hedge. 7/10.
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Checking out Filousophe, the new bar at Train World in Schaerbeek station. Isn’t it lovely! 19 taps, all decent stuff.
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@thecatreviewer
Encountered this Ladywell lounger today, who broke off his sunbeam chasing to have a good meow-off with me, then resumed rolling about. Excellent vocal skills, 9/10.
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@thecatreviewer
@CorkCrownCider
’s stall at Shortlands Market had an unexpected visitor today. 10/10 for being a true cider and perry connoisseur and going straight for the
@RossCider
.
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@deadtreesanddye
@deserterblog
So I’m guessing all the staff are equal and there’s no bossman?
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@DanGradyCool
Given what dear Giles wrote about his then three-year-old daughter, one can be forgiven for thinking the man doth protest too much.
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@thecatreviewer
Visited famous Antwerp pub cats Stip & Tip today. 15/10 for nonchalant snoozing while being fussed by umpteen Antwerp pensioners.
@RegulaYsewijn
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Wow, old Mrs Herteleer from De Dolle turned 101 yesterday. If that’s not an advertisement for their beers, I don’t know what is.
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@Jess_H_Anderson
@CAGarvie
Not just English companies - I saw this in the window of my local branch of Flying Tiger Copenhagen the other day:
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@Fabulous1FF
@ShellyAsquith
@HackneyAbbott
It would’ve only been taken seriously if it had been an Oxbridge college/hall of residence.
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AS Monaco right-back Ruben Aguilar filmed kicking the VAR monitor after being sent off in last night’s match vs St Étienne.
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@thecatreviewer
Encountered this ginger lad in SE23 today; initially chatty, heeded my call to get out of the road, but decided he preferred the fence for scritches so points deducted 7/10.
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Well I’ve just learned that Brussels has early C20th garden suburbs/cottage estates (cité-jardins) based on ours. Look at this one, looking for all the world like a fancier Downham:
@subtopian
@Grindrod
@MunicipalDreams
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@60Sparkle
@SamuelPKind
@welshwiz1
@OwenJones84
I thought you lot were opposed to the EU interfering with a country's democracy, sovereignty, laws etc? Or is that only when it's the UK?
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@thecatreviewer
Met this little SE26 panther while out for a walk. A bit reluctant at first but eventually warmed up to scritches and even tried to follow me down the road in true
#Tartycat
fashion. A solid 8 out of 10.
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@jesptl
@jeremycorbyn
Maybe we could find the money in the same place Teresa May found the £9 billion she bunged to Arlene Foster and her mates in the DUP?
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@ddelony
@iboudreau
That’s because they’re biding their time, waiting for the Christmas tree to go up.
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I’ve just read
@TalkingPicsTV
’s synopses for the weekend’s
#Runaround
re-runs and boy oh boy it looks like we’re in for a treat.
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This type of demented genius is what keeps bringing me back to Eurovision. (I’m only surprised they weren’t Belgian)
#eurovision1974
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@harry_venison
@DanielDylanWray
@jonegoodwin
My dad told me never to trust anyone in a rugby shirt at university. Best piece of advice he gave me.
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@gkt_wales
@JamesAHogg2
WAIT WHAT you’re Jill Tomlinson’s cousin? Loved that book as a kid, and I always had kids coming up to me at school remembering when my (supply teacher) mum read it to them. That’s how I learned the constellations, and I bet I’m not alone in that.
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@CalWare2
@mistortewdee
@gwenckatz
I’ve always said they should do similar here in the U.K. with Charley’s War, to teach about the horrors of World War 1.
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Who said women’s football couldn’t attract an audience? (Dulwich Hamlet Supporters Bar)
@JohnnyTheNic
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@bm_1721
@alexandrabulat
@Keir_Starmer
I bet they don’t have 14 million living in poverty, 1.5 million destitute and food bank collection points in every supermarket where Alexandra comes from.
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@Flying_Inside
They're turning the UK into a bunch of Millwall fans - "No-one likes us - we don't care".
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OK folks, it’s been a pretty crappy day so here’s (1) my new hair and (2) a pint of
@kernelbrewery
cask Export India Porter.
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@scottishbants2
@PubyWax
“Hey bro there’s this historic quarter you gotta check out in Glasgow called Craiglang”
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@ohdanieljames
@NadiaWhittomeMP
@GoodLawProject
@pritipatel
As soon as she can figure out a way for them to net her and her mates loads of taxpayers’ money.
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@MMagslovesEU
@ScaryHighlander
@BN2Stu
@BritanniaLtd
Or seize them and sell them to Gary Neville at a knockdown price.
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Boys II Mengele
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@yatesyman
@mariacaulfield
Ditto - and judging by the huge number of people I’ve seen not wearing one this year we’re not the only ones.
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@SoSowemimo
@katelevann
@sainsburys
@BorisJohnson
I'm also wondering how London-based NHS workers are meant to get to work if the tube is shut - I'm guessing a vanishingly small amount of staff at Guys, St Thomas's etc live in Zone 1...
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Craft beer lovers of Bromley/Beckenham/Penge and other nearby suburbs, this wonderful place is on your doorstep - please pay it a visit, you won’t be disappointed. Plenty of buses, 5 mins walk from the tram and right by Clock House station.
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Following on from yesterday’s tweet about a certain cider venue, THIS is how you do a cider/perry list (and that doesn’t include the banging
@oliverscider
Wild Farmhouse on keg):
@inn_hop
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