I’ve just realised that this photo was taken on the day my mum died alone in a Covid ward.
There aren’t words to express my continued anger towards these absolute showers of shit.
Thank you to Tesco in Molesey and the Trussell Trust for partnering to encourage customers to generously provide food collections for families in our community, who are struggling at this time of year.
Predicted answers: Bingo Handjob. At a rent party. Brain aneurysm. The B52s. The drummer wrote it. Loads of t-shirts with slogans. It’s what was shouted at Dan Rather when he was attacked. Ipswich Town FC.
My mum died last Friday and I wasn’t able to visit her. At her funeral a week on Friday I won’t be able to hug any of my family. This Mekon looking cunt wants hanging.
My mum died alone in a Covid ward on the same day this photo was taken.
I don't want
#BorisOut
, I'd just like him to be beheaded live on "Ant & Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway" It's what she would've wanted.
The other cunts can be pushed into a vat of shit and sealed inside.
I’ve just seen a man in full running gear with a surgical mask over his face holding an open can of Special Brew. Is this how you defeat the Coronavirus?
We just showed my mother-in-law this photo of her and Syd Barrett and she said “Oh look at me there…I look so stern!” She didn’t remember who the three men on the left were but said Imo was a “rough diamond” Syd’s wearing kaleidoscope goggles apparently.
When filming the og STAR WARS trilogy, Peter Mayhew (Chewbacca) would really speak to Harrison Ford in the scenes - so when Solo is reacting, he's reacting to actual dialogue and not just wookie sounds. This is *hilarious* I'm gonna need an entirely new Special Edition.
When listening to the excellent day-by-day “Get Back” podcasts from
@IAmTheEggPod
please spare a thought for my friend Dan who’s listening to The Beatles in real time. For the next 9 months the only record by them that exists for him is “My Bonnie”
My mum died 5 days before these cunts had their little party.
On the 20th of May, I was wandering around London dazed and upset that I couldn’t be in Cardiff with my dad and sister.
Tories aren’t people. Not a single one will show a sign of regret or remorse about this.
#atac
"People died sticking to the rules, and they broke those rules to have a bottle of wine"
BBC speaks to families of people who died in May 2020, the month of the No 10 party
After many years of campaigning, I am delighted the Immigration Bill which will end free movement on 31st December has today passed through Parliament.
We are delivering on the will of the British people.
Jon Snow on the pro-Brexit protests outside Parliament, "I have never seen so many white people in one place... it's an extraordinary story, there are people everywhere"
I was going to join in with the family doing the Joe Wicks daily workout thing but he’s got a Stratocaster on his wall and this means I couldn’t due to religious reasons.
Hi, I’m the mysterious figure at the funeral. I’m stood away from the mourners and will disappear when someone tries to follow me. It’s also raining and everyone has black umbrellas.
Met Tim from Ash at Adam Green. Told him my first girlfriend only went out with me because she thought I looked like him. He told me I won the hair competition.
I have finished my father’s eulogy. How much of it I’ll be able to get through is another thing all together. People have said, “Let the celebrant read it”, but it’s been written in a notebook in my increasingly illegible handwriting. In twelve hours time he’ll be in the furnace.
@elisjames
A now ex-girlfriend said she almost dumped me when we were sat in a cafe in Newport because I made a sex face when I saw how thick their gravy was. It was very thick.
Yesterday Twitter slapped me with a 12-hour ban for a tweet referencing the Koch brothers. The day that we are silenced for calling out fascism, for pointing a finger at those who would rape and pillage the very air we breathe, may God help us!
@twitter
My Dad got egged while driving last night. Looks like it came from the Shadow Ridge Apartment Homes in Simi Valley, CA. Must have been someone that threw it over the wall or from their balcony as there was no visible person or car around in the dashcam footage. Sigh
In this clip from 1994, Leeds student Liz Truss tells ITV News the idea of the monarchy is 'disgraceful'.
Today she meets the queen to be appointed as the new PM.
Just went passed a charity shop that had a hardback version of “The Beatles: An Illustrated Record” in the window. If it’s still there in an hour it’s mine.
56 years ago today, a 20 years old boy started recording his debut album over two days at Columbia Recording Studios in New York City. The rest, as they say, is history.
Looking forward to hearing Brian Blessed as Lord Summerisle in this version of “The Wicker Man” out later today.
I hope he says “ROWAN’S ALIVE!!” at some point
#originalcontent
#thewickerman