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Every single one of these things is called "unskilled labour" in our economic analysis.
and now 60 seconds of people doing things at ridiculous skill levels
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Keir Starmer: "You love crime! You want to marry crime!"
Rishi Sunak: "I hate crime! It is you who, in fact, loves crime!"
Keir Starmer: "I think you'll find I'm the one who hates it, but you love it!"
British public: "please, I can't afford to heat my house."
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This is where all that "freedom of speech is under attack by leftist students" leads, and where it was always intended to lead. If you're pushing that line you're either willingly complicit or a total mark.
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Men don't realise that women's "work" for most of their day is negotiating space from boring men who could turn into angry men at any moment
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Absolutely in awe at Brian May simply forgetting that Freddy Mercury was a HIV positive gay man from Zanzibar.
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Give me a man who thinks he's "sticking it to the SJW oppressors" and I'll show you someone entirely interchangeable for 10,000 other men.
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Every woman alive could have written that Google Bronifesto from the brief "imagine what every sexist dullard you work with would write."
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Men create this persona around their entirely generic, entirely boring reactionary politics that lets them cosplay being rebels.
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@capriciouscappy
I don't get that at all. If I were an actual billionaire I'd be tipping people absurd amounts for everything. ”Thanks for the pack of gum, here's $100, keep the change.” Sure it's buying a reputation but... Why wouldn't you do that when you have the money?
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Most men believe themselves to be insightful speakers of truth to power, when in reality they don't even pass the Turing Test.
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On average, me and Wayne Rooney have scored 26 goals for England across our respective international football careers.
Average household wealth in GB, by age of head of household:
16-24: £65k
25-34: £126k
35-44: £332k
45-54: £647k
55-64: £859k
65+: £692k
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This also generally applies to all generic male discourse, like "women should be paid less because biology."
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Men are conditioned to view their own intense, weaponised mediocrity as if it were fucking gold plated diamonds.
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So people basically invented this fake oppression where other people asking to be treated like people for a change ruined their lives.
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You'd think after the 17th straight year of this shit, some journalists would ask "if this has never worked before, why do you think it will work now?" But alas, to be a political journalist in the UK is to begin each day fresh and new with no memory of the past.
🚨 NEW: Rachel Reeves plans to slash the welfare budget, with the aim of reducing "fraud".
The Guardian reports that Reeves plans to "take tough decisions on welfare and spending" in the autumn.
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@guardian
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Just like your witty DM slide is actually just one more wave in a neverending ocean of mediocre cock crashing on the beach of a woman's day,
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These opinions aren't radical new insights disrupting our cosy little world. They are the literal wallpaper of our lives.
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It's easier for women to indulge men than it is to just say "fuck off, Jason" and deal with the fucking tantrum that follows.
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Whether it's their Bronifestos or their skeevy DMs, men are mostly unchallenged on their beliefs that they are unique geniuses.
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Believing "hey what if women aren't as smart as men?" is some *radical new thought* you're *shaking up the system* by proposing is... weird.
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One reason it's so difficult for men to believe in systemic discrimination against people like them is nobody shows them how dull they are.
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People say that "this generation" is coddled because it got participation trophies. My dudes, wait till u hear about toxic masculinity.
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Congratulations to everyone in the media who has accepted the frame that it's the left who want to "take things out of history" when we actually just want to teach what really happened. Really well done.
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I'm not saying Piers Corbyn isn't embarrassing to have as a brother, but Ed Milliband's brother sent people abroad to be tortured in CIA black sites and he still got lots of liberals claiming he would have been the perfect Labour leader.
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It's like strolling into a meeting on "the future of transportation in America" and saying "have you considered the automobile?"
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The "we're combating the PC oppression" myth is entirely self serving because everyone knows defending the status quo is uncool.
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Nobody has ever has been less ignored than white old pensioners in towns saying they don't like foreigners. Stop saying this, it's fucking garbage.
Lisa Nandy: Labour has ignored voters concerns on immigration – as leader, I will have the courage to listen
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You middle class posh twat. I had these scum down *my* street! They were smashing up my neighbours cars! Don't you dare fucking tell me that these people have a more authentic view into working class life than we do!!! You absolute ghoul. You monster.
There are thugs on both sides - but this is, among other things, actual class war. That the working-class aren't the way the middle-class Left wanted them to be is no doubt 'appalling' - so I suggest the Left-wing commentariat retire to their fainting couches until it's all over.
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These men think they're not talked to because we can't handle their truth bombs disrupting our bubble. The opposite is true.
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And, like, ask women how often those "hi" or "you're cute" in their DMs turn into "fucking fat bitch never wanted to fuck u anyway whore."
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Just, like, develop even the most rudimentary fucking self awareness, you guys.
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After everything they've put him through he's still being the bigger man. Couldn't be me.
Proud to vote Labour today for a kinder, fairer, more sustainable world.
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I feel sorry for all the young people who got into politics because Corbyn inspired them and joined the Labour party, only to be immediately subjected to this absolute shower of backstabbing piss from every level above them.
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We're in a situation where the forensic expert lawyer has somehow managed to get himself into a position where the Health Secretary breaking the law is going to be more politically damaging for Labour than the Tories.
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They. Are. Everywhere. They are completely inescapable. They are totally ubiquitous and generic.
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Then getting really upset when nobody acknowledges you as the fucking saviour of the whole industry with your radical insights.
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so your "disruptive" rebellion against the tyranny of PC and SJWs is utterly mundane and uncreative.
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Ask any woman how many times a random man has, out of the fucking blue, told her that her boyfriend doesn't appreciate her like he would.
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I mean, without any friction, switch them out mid conversation and never spot the joins level. They're that generic.
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50% of this country, at a minimum, view drowning migrants somewhere on a scale from "unfortunate but they broke the rules and that's what happens" to "only bad because they weren't shot first," and I don't think many of us have fully engaged with what this means.
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Actually the real morality tale from this is how horrifically non-compassionate you
#BeKind
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Why would Just Stop Oil do this? What if an ambulance was transporting a heart bypass patient and they got stuck in this traffic? What if someone was late for an important meeting?
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Nobody is going to listen to the 346th Jason arsedribble about why he's naturally better than you on the offchance this one has a good point
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The reason this stuff isn't just "another opinion" or worth debating in the marketplace of ideas is the threat of violence that underpins it
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It's *really* interesting looking at the difference in response on here between Owen Jones criticising the industry for its class composition and Giles Coren literally revelling in another journalist's death.
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I mean this entirely sincerely: the single biggest obstacle to anything improving in the UK is the absolute inability of liberal journalists to face up to the fact that a significant portion of their industry is agitation for fascism because it would make awards dinners awkward.
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Honestly one of the things that still keeps me up at night is the memory of every liberal in Westminster seeing that jump from 8 to 11M votes and immediately saying "this is awful, appalling, it must be destroyed at all costs."
Labour vote in England🏴 every election this century
2024 Starmer 8,365,122
2019 Corbyn 9,152,034
2017 Corbyn 11,390,099
2015 Milliband 8,087,700
2010 Brown 7,042,398
2005 Blair 8,043,461
2001 Blair 9,056,824
THIS is England.
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And when politely rebuffed will go away fuming, believing on the basis of *his own imagined world* that women hate nice guys and like jerks.
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It's impossible to tell the difference between one generic EvoPsych dullard and another, or between them and a basic twitter bot.
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Men are coddled in their belief about their own mediocrity even if they won't get violent because other men will, and that's a risk.
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Quite remarkable the lengths that these fucking weirdos will go to in order to not have to admit they fucked this up entirely.
These men would never carry a woman on their shoulders like this. They know he’s a man and they’re laughing at everyone they’ve tricked.
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N O T H I N G they have to say is new. If we give them the time to expound their beliefs, we will learn nothing, we will be bored.
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This is true as well. Women have to negotiate this shit All The Fucking Time.
@Mc_Heckin_Duff
And in person too. When you don't "smile baby" they're SO FUCKING UPSET that it turns to threats.
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Does anyone know who's supposed to be in charge of data security for the UK Parliament? Because they have some explaining to do.
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But they aren't. Their contributions are entirely unnecessary.
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So if you're a man and you've got to bore on at a woman trying to do her job without getting told to fuck off, that's a systemic advantage.
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It's your job to take a good look around and think "am I honestly presenting the world's freshest take here?"
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Of course, the anti-SJWs who take pride in being "offensive" and "bursting your bubble" absolutely cannot accept this position.
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And, guys, it's not women or minorities job to either indulge you OR to stop indulging you as part of their "make Jason shut up" strategy.
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Remember when Boris Johnson wrote a face-meltingly racist novel full of "comedy" stereotypes of black people and Arabs, and nobody mentioned it ever again and he became prime minister?
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Which makes them produce more of this reheated porridge masquerading as thinking and present it to the world as if it was the Rosetta Stone.
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I understand why Corbyn didn't just sue everyone who said actionable stuff about him while he was leader, but now he's not and there really isn't any "PR fallout" to worry about I hope he bankrupts a lot of arseholes.
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They're not rejected their stunning insights are blowing up our minds and we can't handle the truth. It's cos they're fucking dull.
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Everyone on benefits should get extra payments at Christmas to cover presents and stuff anyway. If you disagree you're basically a monster who thinks kids should be unhappy at Christmas to teach their parents a lesson in frugality.
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"I just messaged a literal sex worker with "hi bb." What are the actual chances that's not been a waste of both our times?"
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This isn't because of a lack of education. People aren't racist because they're stupid. They're racist because they live in a racist society where racism is firehosed into their eyes and ears from every angle by the news.
When the summer terrorism is over, we need to talk about education.
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That man, too, will *honestly believe* he's speaking truth to power, sticking up for Truth Justice and America.
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Which reinforces this idea that their "hi bb" or "boobs make u computers bad" opinion is, y'know, worthy of attention.
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Labour isn't a Remain Party. It isn't a Leave Party. It's a party whose basic demographics were split so it couldn't easily fall into either of these new identitarian camps. This is good, because it has kept it focused on the actual policy rather than performative posturing.
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@yorkmark1
@colken16
@adamkeyworth
You must have missed the bit where a black footballer in the USA protested police violence so they literally changed the rules to prevent him doing so.
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@JazzTehara
@SarmientoVerano
The British are more racist on a bone deep, fully propagandised level than Americans.
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There's no such thing as unskilled labour.
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Jesus. The BOE issued more than this in a single month for quantitative easing in 2009. You're saying that's all it would take? And we have been putting it off all this time? Ludicrous.
Labour's nationalisation price tag would start at £196bn, CBI says
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You'd think a Labour MP winning a vexatious court case - a woman of colour and a survivor of domestic abuse no less - would be seen as a good thing by the Labour party. But only if you know nothing about the people running the Labour party.
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We really have to get it through our heads that the minimal demands we made over the last five years were so beyond the pale that they drove large sections of our ruling class absolutely insane with rage.
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Ultimately we're doomed to be talked down forever to by people who say "I cannot believe what I'm seeing, this is incredible, this is insane" at least twice a week, and who call us cranks when we try to explain what's in front of them.
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Lots of liberal people seem to be under the impression that left wingers "supporting" the BBC would make any difference. No, we're totally powerless and illegitimate, the people you need to appeal to are the people you spent five years putting into power to defeat us. Good luck!
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My sole contribution to the "Reddit murdering hedge funds" thing is going to be pointing out that if you can get $20bn dollars wiped out by market moves overnight, you never really had $20bn. Most of the money that powerful people deal in is basically fake.
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You know, at some point we are going to have to reckon with the fact that the media in this country is a bunch of pamphlets issued by 3 psychotically reactionary billionaires.
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The difference between good satire and shit satire is ably demonstrated by HIGNFY lasting 30 years and getting loads of politicians to appear on it, and Brass Eye getting shut down under a hail of complaints.
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Remember how last week Giles Coren, media aristocrat and complete twat, tweeted out his glee at the untimely death of a young working class female journalist, and the silence from the rest of the establishment was the most defeaning thing you've ever heard?
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Just so we're clear, Jeremy Corbyn is a cosmopolitan elite snubbing the white working class by speaking at a protest against Trump, but her maj is a resistance legend for wearing a magic hat specially encoded with Shade Jewels.
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The labour party hates Corbyn so much they made a human rights lawyer support a Tory police state just so that they could say they're "under new management."
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As someone who was a kid for part of the 90s, can I just take this moment to strongly oppose this trend towards marketing our own childhood to us. We're not fucking boomers.
Restaurant is doing £15 'back to 90s' takeaway - with Turkey Twizzlers and Potato Smileys
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In all seriousness, an argument that a society "cannot afford" a functioning *water and sewage system* is really not an argument at all. It has to afford it. It is essential. Anyone making the argument it cannot doesn't understand what the economy is, or what it's for.
Short thread: constructive contributions reply here (I have muted original conversation)
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Cultural Marxism is an antisemitic conspiracy theory and everyone who uses it knows this, but nobody will mention it because, as of 2017, it became Recieved Wisdom that antisemitism was an entirely left-wing phenomenon. The great Not Understanding continues apace.
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The thing about retirees saying "young people don't want to work" is that nobody wants to work, that's why we have retirement and pensions isn't it?
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Democratic strategists tweet things like this because the democratic strategy is to tell people that the massive resources of the United States government absolutely cannot be used to help them in any capacity, then to blame Susan Sarandon when nobody votes for them.
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One of the interesting things about the internet age is you can sometimes see the journalists planning out how they're going to lie to you in real time.
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The UK has a vast, wide, deep and pervasive problem with Islamophobia. It is structural and casual, embedded so deeply into our society it would take decades to dig out. And all the signs are that we're not even planning on trying.
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Demanding that you "love your country" is deeply, deeply weird and creepy. I live in my country. It's where my stuff is. I want it to function in a way that doesn't hurt people for no reason. That should be enough.
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Isn't it strange how all four of these senior journalists got the same rumour, then all independently confirmed it, even though it didn't happen. I wonder if anyone ever looked into how this happened?
This never happened.
Invented by the Tories to divert your attention from a child having to lie on a hospital floor; reported by media that didn’t bother to check if it was true.
This is what media bias looks like.
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Every liberal who was giving themselves heart attacks about Labour antisemitism is real real quiet about Tory MPs getting up in actual parliament to say "we hate travellers" with their whole chest. Weird and inexplicable from such dedicated anti-racism campaigners.
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I'm just thinking back to how we tried to run an election on things like "ending homelessness" and "investing in childcare," but everyone decided that was immature student politics and screamed it down. And now we have this instead.
Getting dirtier….
Keir Starmer tells Sophy Ridge he “carries the can” for mistakes made as DPP, just as Sunak should for paedophiles not going to jail under current and former administrations (as Labour claims in the attack ads)
I understand Tories now looking at using this
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I feel really bad for Faiza Shaheen but this really has to be a learning moment for people. It doesn't matter if you're playing with these people nicely and keeping your head down. If they hate you, they hate you. Nobody bears a grudge like the Labour Right.
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