Pete From Mars
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Trisha Goddard flat out calling Piers Morgan a bully on national TV is exactly the energy I needed this morning.
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Boris Johnson looking every inch the statesman this morning.
If Benny Hill was a statesman.
#election2020
#fridgegate
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@I_amMukhtar
The suspect was Welsh. They should be pulling down a statue of Tom Jones or hunting down dragons.
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Thanks to
@AaronBastani
and
@novaramedia
for allowing
@RichardBurgon
to say what he thinks of my former MP. 😂
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Roy Keane giving off strong "Dad from Derry Girls" vibes this evening.
Cc
@LisaMMcGee
@Tommedian
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Not everyone who's depressed is the same. Not everyone who's anxious is the same.
Mental illness is as unique as DNA. It's personal to the person who's illness it is. The care package should be adapted to the person not vice versa.
#ThingsYouShouldKnowAboutMentalIllness
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@I_amMukhtar
I'm sure she will be fine, it's not like shes got previous for posting inflammatory stuff on the internet.
OH. WAIT.
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My favourite thing at the moment is the news channels trying to find angry, anti strike commuters, but are mostly getting folk who are angry at the train companies and supportive of the unions.
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I see Scott Mills is getting a hammering from a load of folk, which is really unfair.
Bloke does 2.5 hours live on Radio 2, then segues effortlessly into his Radio 1 persona and does another 2.5 hours.
I'm not saying it's hard graft, but it takes talent in bucket loads.
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@scottygb
I feel like this is how most of the UK would react. We forget the loudest voices aren't the majority.
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@brokenbottleboy
This really is excellent news. Hopefully, Matt Forde can concentrate on having Jeremy Corbyn live rent-free in his head on a full-time basis.
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I see Leanne from Leanne's Removals has been removed from her house.
Let's look at the highlights.
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@JeriLRyan
Man it made me laugh when someone described Picard as "woke".
Like have these people not seen ***points at all previous star trek***
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Barnard Castle
Dodgy contracts for mates
1000s dead
Now it seems they had a Christmas Party when I couldn't even see all my family.
None of this matters of course, because there will be no consequences for anyone. And at the next election, the same folk will vote them back in
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@Danny_McMoomins
"If they won't let you back Into England there will always be a place for you at O beach Shammy babes."
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@JasonReidUK
I hate to be this person, but we are a nation that elected Boris Johnson and voted to leave the EU.
The country is fundamentally broken.
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@I_amMukhtar
"The EU-UK Trade and Cooperation Agreement continues to allow extradition to Ireland from the UK and vice versa"
Come on Keir Starmer do the thing.
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@MarinaPurkiss
"Whats the Story, Jobless Tory" - a Series where Conservative MPs try to retrain into the music industry.
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Me, seeing folk going for Scott Mills on Twitter following THAT Ken Bruce announcement.
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Hannah Waddingham is a national treasure and should be protected at all costs.
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People flooding back to Twitter from Parler after saying Twitter was dead to them.......
#parlershutdown
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@Force22M
If you look careful he gets hit 3 times.
He takes one to the chest from a rebound off the riot shield at the same time he takes one to the back of the head. 🤣
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People screaming about Margaret Hodge losing a trigger ballot. She's not been targetted, there isn't some Machiavellian plot to oust her
Her local CLP decided on balance, and in line with the parties' policies, they would like to look at her alongside other candidates. Democracy
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@RachelCDailey
Rachel he's only got one pair of hands, I'm sure he will get onto everyone else once he's finished freezing our nans.
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@RobBrydon
@RealKenBruce
@BBCRadio2
Does open up an opportunity for someone with a calm, smooth, reassuring regional accent on national radio though Rob.
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@AaronBastani
@siennamarla
I agree, these rejected candidates are human beings, people who are, to their core, honest, hardworking Labour activists.
To call them "Piss Poor" shows what little regard the NEC and the Leadership have for party members.
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@brokenbottleboy
I once had a boss who "Didnt believe in Depression or Anxiety".
Until he had to be signed off work with it.....
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@RachelCDailey
See also "you ok".
I never realised we are supposed to say "not too bad" or "good thanks" rather than giving a comprehensive list of reasons why I am not, in actual fact, ok.
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@Luiseach
David went home for a piss, ironically in a gender-neutral toilet which almost every home in the country has.
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@campbellclaret
From reading the mood of Twitter, if they decide to play that particular card, it's going to go very, very badly for them.
Once someone like Cummings becomes the news his position is untenable surely?
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@idlewildgirl
"My Jessica has left me ,I’m in a mood, She’s gone to Kenya, With the bloke from Allied Carpets"
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@LastHussar
@scottygb
The only thing I added to the visuals was the Partridge right at the end.
Everything else is untouched.
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The March to Leave campaign shall from now on be known as the
#GammonballRun
So I made this.
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@RachelCDailey
We seem to be moving to a place where we have a hierarchy of disabilities
Politicians are turning us against each other
I know someone with a child who is autistic, they have a blue badge, and the amount of times she gets a mouthful off other blue badge holders is wild.
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@gillesofftheweb
"7-0 Lads, really?"
***Takes Mclaren key and exchanges it for a Ford Fiesta one***
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@campbellclaret
@SkyNews
Why is there no random drug testing on the parliamentary estate? In any other job with an aspect of national security, random drug testing is the norm.
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Retweeting this prophecy from last september seeing as
@ashofficial
and
@CHatherley79
have announced this.
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@JasonReidUK
Misunderstanding? I would love to hear her rationale behind that.
Seems to me she is so used to dolling out unfounded accusations, she didn't think their would be any consequences and the backlash from this has been huge.
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@mrjamesob
It's at times like these I rue that Ged Barlett is a fictional President and not a real one because he nailed this.
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@richardpbacon
I'm pretty sure we are only 12-18 months away from him deciding he's the reincarnation of Jesus and/or starting a cult
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@InsulateLove
I fundamentally disagree with your method of protest, but I respect your freedom to do so.
But this is assault. Its disgusting and i hope the driver feels the full extent of the law.
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@robwattsf1
"Don't forget if you are a Sky Q or Sky Glass customer you can catch up with the trooping of the colour whilst watching today's events live"
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@Otto_English
Knew his position as "UK's most hated plumber" was under threat and had to do something.
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@JasonReidUK
It's hard to disagree with most of the stuff he's saying to be honest.
This inparticular.
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@JasonReidUK
He's a bellend who riles folk up then cries when he gets a rise out of them.
One of the worst wankers on the internet.
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@OwenJones84
@AaronBastani
I wanna hear more from the 2% that think Andy is doing a sterling job.
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@PickardJE
@mrjamesob
Does this mean we get a parliamentary "red wedding"
Asking for a friend.
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@agirlcalledlina
Wait so they are saying to stop the riots we have to give in to their demands.
Negotiate with terrorists essentially.
Because that always ends well.
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@eugeneh84
Everyone's Dad brought back a boot full of cheap stubbies on the way back from France.
Then
@AldiUK
came along and bought the magic of stubbies to our shores.
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@tezilyas
@KashAhmed77
I'm really struggling to think what context would make "stamping on a guys head" acceptable.
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@Danny_McMoomins
"Give me a sec I'm just putting your head on Stephen Bear so it looks like you are getting scranned"
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Just to save everyone time and having to scroll through the Glinner/Graham Linehan stuff, here is a venn diagram summary.......
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@JasonReidUK
The inability of people like Jess to take responsibility for Boris winning in 2019 is staggering.
What did they think briefing against Corbyn would do?
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@HazLFC97
@SocialistVoice
He's a walking advert for what it looks like when you go from recreational to regular.
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@rickygervais
I introduced my mum to Afterlife and we both enjoyed it, but more importantly, it sparked conversations about my late dad and his passing.
Mum sadly passed away suddenly last year, but I'm thankful for the chats we had, partly sparked by watching this.
Thank you x
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@I_amMukhtar
GB News is next I reckon. Once the next election is done, and the tories are out of office, no way the "Owners" will keep pumping money in.
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