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@PercReynolds

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never met a therapist I couldn’t murder with my bare hands on the spot

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@bettydawetty You gave a thumb like that your number
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@flieldy Jenny with that extra dollar an hour
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@02Lexo_ He said it’s beyond me now
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@CreepyOrg Uh this is called scanning. It’s actually taught to all lifeguards to do a thorough check of the pool they are caring after
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@liberalicious @fagiotinii That’s crazy I’m happy you got the point of the video plus sharing it with us
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@LilMormie @LeafLee6 @disco_socialist @MercurialMiss White women take their shoes off everywhere but your house
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@xdNiBoR @WagmanSam Better the last day than earlier
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@phaithmontoya It means you count as 2
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@nice_good_girl1 This would’ve worked on me
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@Richie_l0c0 Mom was an Olympic athlete. Only reason why they showed the losing person’s family was because this was one of the biggest upsets in college wrestling. He was winning too and not getting his ass whooped.
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White people take their shoes off everywhere but your house
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@_Jaan___ Maybe next graduating class for me
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@LORAFRIMANEE Damn he got a set up
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@ShaiDavidai Is this your Tinder bio?
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@twinkdeath2000 So he’s too old to be racist?
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@brwngrlkaren @GhostOfMufasa_ They don’t read. They just type
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@GeauxGabrielle He had so many roles before Scream. Did you make this up?
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The height of the empire
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@whereKellsBeen How you this hurt at 7:23am?
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@_keeloo Have you tried forming a healthy relationship with your father while he’s still alive?
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@punpunpunpun Damn they’re playing so nicely too
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@chuchitobebito Bro who cares
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@Troydan Is this real?
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@legotrillermoth Bald with a beard is God’s way of telling you not to give up
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@ayofromthedead That’s gonna look terrible when she’s older
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@GothamCityGoon She’s just really athletic
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@JUSTcatmeme They’re just women going out
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@lamegff This would’ve worked on me
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@kadeemlive @thaboysaint @crackcobain__ He was probably saying the n word
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@TrinityforHire @ty_hotcommodity Nobody is saying this guy is harmless shoot him too lmao
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@time222smoke Cocaine don’t feel that good
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@LeaMaric @farp_farp @coldhealing Missing elements on the periodic table
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If you’re single past 25 you’re the problem
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@gobyonline Sleeper build
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@latkedelrey What am I looking at
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Introverts aren’t like the rest of us. They don’t like small talk. It bores them. They would rather talk about deeper concepts like love, aliens, how we’re just a floating rock running around a giant fireball, time travel, God. The deeper topics.
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Introverts don't lack social skills, they're just not interested. They can talk. But not with everyone. They can read you like a book. They can tell you more about you than yourself. But they need the right mood, the right place, the right vibe, the right person. Then, they talk.
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@walkoutowinter How you get a 73% on dinosaurs
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@Taiya_Wright @terrencepng @FearedBuck Yeah they’re incredibly impressionable. What about being 11 means they would naturally have a regular adult’s moral compass? Also imagine trying to dunk on an 11 year old
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@DEVILSVAJEAN That’s why he kept her there 🤷‍♂️
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@st3v3npr35ton @CreepyOrg How would you know?
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Dudes really be on here like, “when she loves god, doesn’t race mix, has a body count under 3, loves lifting, games, has under 200 followers, and hates the zionist global oder 😍😍” like dog that’s just one of your homies in your Discord server
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@KvngQwan I’m eating both
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I do this whole thing in one sniff
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@MaxSoweski @montemelbronian @growing_daniel Homie what the fuck are you talking about
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@gothwookery @Tripolar_B That’s because my lady friends are my friends not some secret crush
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Girls that walk around barefoot everywhere have the best pussy
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@biblegirl444 Are you fat?
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This my grandpa still in his 70s
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@RICHWOOD_JR @Wuggaaaaa_ Bro what is your deal
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@thestarktruth @PopBase Damn good thing that’s not when he started talking to her!
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@TheSDPadresFan @DonutOperator All that for 2-3k a month
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@lillybilly299 Never seen a man say this
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@ElectionLegal I work in finance and that conversation is incredibly boring
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@StarWarsLawyer @ch4rlottespeaks “Disney can’t undo this damage” 😭
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@BuceesUSA The final solution?
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@chinqpink Ok where are they?
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@Diaspora_7 Prosecute him in Kenya
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God damn look at their feet!!
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Drone photos of an uncontacted tribe in the amazon!!!
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@FightMate She can’t sit the bbl ain’t heal yet
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FaceTiming is a female trait. The initials are literally FT
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@uyewcb @2DamnNutty He died I was the girl
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Fucking bodied my 14 year old brother
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