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I see
@GMB
discussing 'taking the knee' in F1. Meanwhile F1 watchers are falling as a result. Oh well.
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Kevin Maguire, single-handedly destroying journalism one expletive at a time.
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Please don't let
#FBPE
become extinct. For just £3 a month you can adopt a Remoaner. You'll get a fully illustrated guide, regular updates and a realistic cuddly toy. Apply today, you know it makes sense.
Thank-you.
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I know this may come as a massive shock to some, but you don't always have to be a miserable tw
@t
on here!
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Good to see Wetherspoons being boycotted by everyone that has never actually been. Ever. 😂😂😂🤪
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I note 'Gammon' is trending, anyone know the collective noun for morons using such infantile language?
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It's all kicking off at the moment, so here's a short clip of a Labrasledge.
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To be fair, I really wouldn't mind being bullied by Priti 😈
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I've got a sneaking suspicion Trump will get a second term. It's not because I think he's brilliant mind, it's because the opposition are just complete tossers. There, I've said it, you can all take the piss later!
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This Twitter lark is proper fun, once you block all the Lefty tossers 😎
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Who is this daft bint?
“I’m interested to see how the judge was able to give such an unusually long sentence”
“Well possibly because he killed 22 children and their parents at a pop concert”
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Not many will get this!
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My new British passport is so technically advanced it allows me to live, work and study in over 200 other countries.
My Irish passport is so technologically advanced it allows me to live, work and study in 27 other countries 🤭
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I bought Mrs R a Twirl yesterday and she hasn't eaten it yet. Will it be okay if I eat it now?
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Off he can f*ck.
This LGBTQ activist DEMANDS you respect him and his pronouns. You will be forced to comply.
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Mental health issues?
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Good Boy 👍
🔥Report of a male brandishing a large knife in the street threatening others in Torquay.…. Sakas handler located & detained the male, but no knife was found on him.…. Saka searched the area where he was stopped & located a machete hidden in a nearby alley …. Male arrested🔥
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I'm thinking of ditching the landline, only scamming scumbags call me on it.
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It's our 47th wedding anniversary today lads, so I've bunged three aspirin in her dinner, obviously...
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It could be worse I suppose, I could give a toss what Remainiacs think, or what they are called. I don't.
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One of things I love about Twitter is how well-balanced and moderate everyone is...
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Peterborough - The next nail in Remain's coffin?
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In an outstanding revelation Peter notes that predominantly white countries have predominantly white heads of state. He fails to point out that predominantly black countries tend to have black heads of state. Don't be like Peter, Peter is an idiot.
UK's head of state is first-born descendant of each generation of all-white senior royals. Black & Asian people are therefore excluded from being head of state for foreseeable future. This is institutional racism
#BlackLivesMatter
#blmuk
@GreenJennyJones
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Is Jeremy Vine having a 'senior moment' or is he just a Lefty Loon?
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Name and address to get into a pub? There'll be more aliases in play than at the Costa del Crime.
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Ever noticed how some of us have a diverse range of mutual follows with a wealth of knowledge and experience to impart while others occupy shouty echo chambers?
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What a pair of utter, deluded fools. Leavers travel extensively, I've travelled the length and breadth of Europe for decades and can speak passable French, German and Spanish. I've toured the US and Canada too. Get out of your bubble and accept reality.
@Femi_Sorry
The Brexiters don’t travel though, I bet. Continental Europe is far too exotic snd foreign to them!
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Memo to Self:
Never argue with Mrs R when she is making your lunchbox for tomorrow. Have just checked contents:
One bag of crisps, opened, soft, half eaten.
Knife and fork.
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A Labrador could be sound asleep, at the most distant point from the kitchen, and still be under a falling slice of toast before it hits the floor. 🤷♂️
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Current Status:
UK trade deals signed: 59
Potential consumers: 2 billion
Context: four times larger than EU
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You stupid woman.
Solidarity to all those young people striking. They have 4 demands:
1. Declare a climate emergency
2. Reform the national curriculum
3. Inform the public
4. Lower the voting age to 16
As they say - don't depair, organise!
#schoolstrike4climate
#ClimateStrike
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Sad news. My old vet, really decent chap and an excellent vet, sold his highly regarded practice and retired a couple of months ago.
Went on holiday to celebrate and died in his sleep. He wasn't even sixty.
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Went to Aldi this morning and got everything I needed. No bare shelves, no panic buying, no worries. Merry Christmas 👍
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Have you mentioned this to Ian Blackford or Margaret Ferrier?
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Nobody else in the entire world makes toilet paper. Anywhere. 🙄
There is only ever two weeks supply of toilet paper in the UK at any one time. All the pulp which it is made from comes from Europe. Britain ends free trade with the EU in 10 months. Spot the problem if
#Coronavirus
#toiletpapercrisis
continues..
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Well, as I live and breathe, an EU sanitary towel. 🤪
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Mine will be going ahead as normal.
Britons believe Christmas gatherings should be sacrificed this year in the battle against
#coronavirus
, as a new poll for Sky News reveals public support for a toughening of restrictions
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If I joined a club, and chose to leave, but it took four bloody years and there was a 'negotiation' over which of my own assets belonged to me I'd be more than slightly pissed off.
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Sending Mum some new potatoes that I dug up just today. I know right, she can buy a bag for a quid, but when you're 84 and have been in lockdown for months I reckon it's worth it 🙂
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Rather than banning a minority how about banning non-stun slaughter?
The use of wild animals in travelling circuses has no place in modern society. We’re putting a stop to it.
#NoFunForAnimals
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I trust you are all sitting down? I have something profoundly shocking to relate.
Apparently, some lesbians are rejecting advances from trans-women!
It seems they don't regard trans-women as women and are not attracted to them.
They've been labelled bigots, obviously.
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How is it possible that a supposedly well-educated man can repeatedly make such an utter fool of himself?
Join
@StayEuropean
- the campaign for individual EU citizenship. ★ Regain our rights ★ Resist Brexit's effects ★ Rejoin the EU
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That's the CO2 target buggered then.
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This is why we all have to keep an eye on teachers.
I am a teacher and this is my publicly stated desire to overthrow capitalism.
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Emigrated to the US in 1986, now a naturalised US citizen. Opinion Value: 0
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That should dry the mud up.
BBC have unveiled their new weather map in readiness for temperatures of 14-16 degrees Celsius forecast for the end of next week.
@JonathanTilt
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We, the village, will not be watching The Proms on
@BBC
We will be playing Land of Hope and Glory very, very loudly, complete with vocals. We will also have Rule Brittania and the National Anthem, also very, very loud. The disaffected will either be removed or offended.
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I've been asking for five years now, can any Remainers tell me what the advantages of staying in the EU are?
#SeriousQuestion
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Parler is on its way back up, DNS is populating as we Tweet.
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Right then, I think I've finally got it. The minority want the majority to vote for a minority view the majority disagree with. The minority justify this by pointing to their superior intellectual and educational standing i.e. their degrees in Eskimo basket weaving etc. 🙄
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Excellent new parody account, you can almost smell the virtue-signalling here 👍
Anyone who has a problem with the Tesco's Halal food advert, and is not a vegetarian or vegan, is a straight up racist and Islamophobe.
It's
#Ramadan
, Muslim food is delicious, don't like it? Go do one.
#Tesco
#Halal
#Islamophobia
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The senior chap (92) just got his bill for his TV licence. Pretty shitty deal, in my view, it's his main interest. Documentaries, films, mostly not on the BBC.
@BBC
#DefundTheBBC
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"When I was a child, I spoke and thought and reasoned as a child. But when I grew up, I put away childish things."
Then I joined Twitter and was shocked to discover how many had not.
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Spain has more deaths per million, despite its population density being lower than half that of the UK. You are not a journalist, you are an idiot.
A grim milestone. The UK has become the first country in Europe to pass 50,000 Covid-19 deaths. How it happened will be the focus of the public inquiry we expect next year.
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When your world seems to be falling apart, remember this, there is always one you can rely on.
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That's my girl!
Vet wanted a call-out fee to vaccinate one of the horses so daughter took the horse to the vet, in the wagon, then had the vet walk over to Morrison's car park to give the shots.
Horse having a great time as numerous shoppers feed him carrots!
#Yorkshire
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I'd just like to mention that I will no longer be teasing
#FBPE
After all, you wouldn't torment a toddler now would you?
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Seems I've been blocked by the author of “Win Every Argument — The Art of Debating”
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Current Status:
Trying to decide if today is a special enough occasion to open a tin of corned beef.
#Lockdown
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Did something go wrong? What?
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As if any further proof of Global Warming were needed, this Bank Holiday weekend is expected to be the coldest in 41 years!
Oh, hang on... 🧐
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It's getting a bit too serious today, so here's a picture of my new IKEA light.
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In other news, I have mended Mrs R's washing machine. She is less than impressed as she had found a nice shiny new one on t'Internet.
Separate rooms tonight, obviously...
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I'm thinking of starting a Climate Change charity. I shall travel around the world extensively admonishing governments and anyone using fossil fuels. Use crowd-funding to buy boats and pickups to block streets. There'll be extensive flying, obviously. Donate: gullible
@paypal
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Twelve hour restriction now lifted, I am now free to insult whomsoever I wish 😈
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Found Mrs R's secret stash of Quality Street. If you hear nothing by Monday, send flowers...
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I don't understand this, are they not killing each other? How does defining islamophobia stop anyone from dying? I don't recall any killings in the UK that were due to islamophobia, quite the opposite.
Muslim lives have been lost both globally and here in the UK because of Islamophobia. If we don’t act now, to tackle Islamophobia, which Muslims life will be next? Will it be mine?
#Islamophobia
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It appears there will be three (possibly more) Leaving parties. In no particular order:
1. Theresa May (Leaving her job)
2. Conservatives (Leaving politics)
3. The UK (Leaving the EU)
#Discuss
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