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I don’t know who needs to hear this but doesn’t matter if the culprit in Southport is male, female, trans, white, brown, black or fucking rainbow coloured.
All that matters is that they’ve been stopped. Stop making this about your politics, people are dead.
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As if the West Stand made Limbs of the Month
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@john_hirst
@WheelieGoodLife
Have you ever tried carrying someone who is 12 stone (sorry if you’re not!) who has no use of their legs? Especially in cramped conditions like a plane.
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@photomikeyhere
@LBC
@talkRADIO
You listen to a radio station where one of the presenters thinks you can grow concrete. I think
@mrjamesob
is probably a bit too high brow for you.
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Kevin managed to spell a name with two letters wrong.
@LUFC
Why are our player reveals never as good as other clubs?
But welcome OA
...I am sure you will do a job when called upon.
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Not content with forcing Caroline Flack to her death,
@danwootton
’s doing it all over agin with Meghan. I don’t say this for a lot of people, but he’s complete and utter scum, the lowest of the low.
'The only person that Meghan I think at the moment is crying for is for herself. Certainly not for the Queen.'
Tom Bower discusses Meghan Markle and Prince Harry's attendance at Queen Elizabeth II's funeral.
🖥 GB News on YouTube
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The vast majority of our fan base are complete fucking idiots.
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@alistratton
@EdConwaySky
@hwallop
A two bedroom semi wasn’t £200k when interest rates were 15% you absolute gloit.
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I’m glad the fans can’t pick the manager.
Chris Wilder.
Sean Dyche.
Fuck my life.
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Leeds fans: “Forshaw’s injured, will you buy us a midfielder now
@andrearadri
?”
Andrea: “Lewis Bate 💙💛”
#lufc
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Up the Leeds
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No they won’t you cretin. Every Leeds fan that has an IQ above 12 can see he’s not responsible for any of this.
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@WitlessWolrab
@ShutupDobs
Do you not think it’s pretty fucking awful that pretty much whenever someone is murdered, the first thing people think is: “are they an immigrant?”.
They don’t think about the families, the victims or whether they’ve been stopped.
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Hi
@PJansson5
. All we’re asking is for one or two short backpasses on Sunday. You love Leeds, you don’t give a toss about Burnley. Don’t worry, we won’t tell Frank.
#lufc
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@BritainElects
@YouGov
What I particularly love about this is that Reform will be totally unprepared and they’ll completely fuck it up.
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Funny how these lot didn't take to the streets when Lucy Letby killed 9 kids.
@PolitlcsUK
@theipaper
Can we stop with the term “far-right”?
Are you guys dumb? Two children were brutally stabbed to death, while many more critically injured.
Any sane person should go out to the streets right now.
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He turned your £48m investment into £300m and this is how you treat him. Off you fuck
@andrearadri
. I’m so fucking angry.
#lufc
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I’ve really fallen out of love with football at the moment. Just complete apathy whenever someone scores against us and barely a cheer whenever we score right now.
I place the blame firmly on Victor Orta and Jesse Marsch. I’ve never recovered from the shite last season.
#lufc
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Said “cunt” in the family stand. I’m really sorry. I was angry at the ref.
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People who weren’t alive in April 2000 deciding that you are scum if you go on holiday to Antalya or eat a kebab.
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McKennie absolutely cannot play tonight after this. He shouldn’t be in that dressing room again.
#lufc
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It’s absolutely amazing how out of touch some people are. £600 a week to spend on whatever you choose is fucking loads.
£600 a week.
Left over.
That’s £31,200 a year in expendable income.
I’m very sorry, but that is an absolutely massive amount.
That would make it possible for these two people to save up a 10% deposit on a £400k property in just about 67 weeks.
That amount is nearly
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I’m hearing James, Raphinha and Harrison behind Rodrigo?
I have cream in my jeans.
Up the Whites!
#lufc
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Those of you who defended and supported Orta while he was handing out inflated contracts that fucked the club over to players who were shite are complicit in this. £350m down the fucking toilet; shame on you. He might be the worst thing to happen to this club since Bates.
#lufc
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@littlejeff5
@AngelaRayner
Just because you don’t care about it doesn’t mean other people don’t. The world doesn’t revolve around you and your mates in the pub.
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@NadineDorries
The people of Mid Bedfordshire are less important to you than a hedgehog. Amazing.
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@miikka_korhonen
@RikhardHusu
Your PM laughed at an incredibly stupid question. Fixed it for you.
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@WeLeftTheEUSSR
This a massive lie and I'm going to explain why you're lying.
Currently there are about 3.9m Muslims in the UK. There are 67.3m in total in the UK. So the % of Muslims is about 5.8%.
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@QuantumSkyline
@jacknpeat
@drfc_official
In fairness, the flight is already producing the emissions, whether or not he’s on it.
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@StoolFootball
An absolutely appalling manager. Should go for a job in motivational speaking.
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The Damned United Kingdom
Kwasi Kwarteng lasted six days fewer as Chancellor of the Exchequer than Brian Clough's time as manager of Leeds. Stunning effort to beat that.
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@DavidGHFrost
This is absolute bollocks. The richest high population density countries in the world have amazing public transport, almost to the point where it's pointless having a car.
Singapore
Hong Kong
Germany
Luxembourg
Norway
Sweden
Finland
Denmark
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@Templar736
@PolitlcsUK
@guardian
You thought you were hilarious when you typed out “turdworld” didn’t you?
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4. Parcel/kitchen nonce in a coma (he said it, not me)
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“I wanted a Labour majority so I voted Reform” is one of the most stupid things I’ve ever heard in my life.
#Channel4
#Election2024
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@trussliz
You are absolutely horrible at public speaking. I’ve seen better from a primary school debating team. How you ever became an MP let alone Prime Minister is absolutely baffling.
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@mysouthldn
Why are you blaming Sadiq Khan for following through on a policy that Boris Johnson created?
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@HannahFollis
@bluntbabygirll
@allyzielinski
Absolute bollocks. I’m wifeless this weekend so guess where Bobs is sleeping tonight.
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Because he’s had a haircut? Someone with the name Liam strikes again.
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@HumanBollard
@Keir_Starmer
Who are you to decide what an individual wants to identify as?
After all, you’ve identified as a filthy bigot.
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@BarneyLUFC21
Because in a 5 hour trip down to Southampton, the football was by far the worst part.
The happy clapping bullshit can stop. We’re there singing our hearts out for 90
Minutes every game. The fans have every right to be fucked off after a performance like that.
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