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@PartainSam

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@PartainSam
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3 months
@KevinMoncla @stephen_richer No offense, Kevin, but that’s the sort of thing a guy would tweet when he’s drunk on fermented Trump semen.
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@PartainSam
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4 months
@Brian_Sauve Maybe you should write a song about it called “Lord Please Save Me from My Unintentional Boner; the Perils of Being A Man with Low-Self-Control”
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@PartainSam
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3 years
@don_yarra @DianaBubby729 Gozer the Traveler! He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms.
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@PartainSam
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6 years
@dougducey My wife teaches at the top ranked public high school in Arizona. This is her faculty bathroom. If you can’t get behind teacher raises, how about bathroom improvements? #redfored
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@PartainSam
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3 months
@KevinMoncla @stephen_richer All of it. You got some evidence that hasn’t already been laughed out of court by a judge? If you do, Kari sure could’ve used it before now, homie.
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@PartainSam
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11 months
@laurchas22 Where do these perverts come from?! And where are his friends? “Dude, she’s 15…what the fuck?” “Bro, you don’t understand, she’s *so* mature for her age, & God is totally the center of our relationship! Plus Mary was probably a teenager when she conceived our Lord, so…🤷🏻‍♂️”
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@PartainSam
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11 months
@laurchas22 Ugh. He’s clearly breaking the “half-your-age + 7” rule.
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@PartainSam
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10 months
@_celia_bedelia_ Professional actors should be able to carry on in the face of all vaping or handjob interruptions. The show must go on!
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@PartainSam
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1 year
@heckyessica How did shooting your ankle protect your dog?
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@PartainSam
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3 years
@MarkFinchem @realDonaldTrump He’ll have a lot more time to respond to your pen-pal letters after Jan. 20th.
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@PartainSam
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@PartainSam
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8 months
@ChristnNitemare Seriously, who the hell are these people who make videos like this? Who is their target audience?
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@PartainSam
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8 months
@ChristnNitemare Ol’ Jimmy Dobson wishes he could get *a fraction* of the poontang Prince enjoyed
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@PartainSam
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5 months
@HatchForTexas @baltinerdist @bonhoefferchild @andrewtwalk C’mon guys, quit being mean to Bethany! She’s a brave Christian Patriot who simply hates brown people and wants them to drown while wrapped in razor wire🙏
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@PartainSam
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2 years
@itsbabytee @punished_cait Hot take, but he’s a brave keyboard warrior with no self-awareness 🙏
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@PartainSam
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7 months
@ExaminingMoscow The correct answer to these questions is, “sorry, I haven’t been going to church lately; your mom likes to sleep in on Sundays so I always get up and make her breakfast”
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@PartainSam
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2 years
@nvr2blnd4balons @netflix You obviously don’t own a doghouse
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@PartainSam
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3 years
@AZGOP @realDonaldTrump Those millions are going to need these important instructions:
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@PartainSam
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4 months
@masonmennenga It’s so sad that these guys are suffering from UBS: Uncontrollable Boner Syndrome🙏
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@PartainSam
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2 years
@BlalockMarshall Yes, this is all well and good, but can we please confirm the Guidepost investigators were not wearing leggings?
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@PartainSam
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2 years
@ChristnNitemare Man, these bros just need to head into the shower and help each other rub one out
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@PartainSam
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4 months
@dlwiest @Brian_Sauve You’ll know when you finally experience your first boner.
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@PartainSam
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1 year
@thecachinnator I don’t know, man. I mean, on the one hand you’ve got personal evidence of real people demonstrating real love to LGBTQ people; but on the other hand, a weird little Twitter guy with a beard thinks that church isn’t loving. Hard to know who to trust!🤷‍♂️
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@PartainSam
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2 years
@brahmresnik Guy just needed to rub one out in his truck. But what the article doesn’t tell you, is that the video he was watching was a Trump rally
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@PartainSam
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1 year
@ErinMHarding To be fair, when it’s time for lovin’, I often put on my golden ephod, sacrifice two doves and sprinkle my wife’s most holy place with their blood. It’s biblical🙏
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@PartainSam
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5 months
@kevinmnye1 Many people believe that Ted Bundy became a serial killer because of pornography. But it was *actually* because of a woman who seduced him when he was stopped at a traffic light.
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@PartainSam
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6 months
@brahmresnik @KariLake As this is so sad for Kari Lake 😔Maybe she and her good pal Mark Finchem can go find comfort in the warm anus of their Lord and Master Donald Trump
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@PartainSam
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3 years
@SarahWS11790 @NeilShenvi Be sure to send your kids somewhere they won’t have to read anything that challenges any of your preconceived ideas.
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@PartainSam
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5 months
@PastorBenMarsh There’s a relevant passage something something pearls before swine. Or in the case of Meg Basham “don’t waste your time with trashy fake Christian wannabe influencers who really just wish they could own a slave.”
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@PartainSam
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4 months
@masonmennenga David and Jonathan were *not* gay! They just enjoyed sharpening their iron on each other’s iron in the sauna after accountability group 🙏
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@PartainSam
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2 years
@ryandbusse I have found that most gun enthusiasts who attempt the clip/magazine deflection are really just trying to deflect attention from their very small penis
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@PartainSam
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5 months
@DoctrinesofRad Dude, just because you enjoy wacking off to photos of Mark Driscoll it does *not* mean you’re gay. Don’t let anyone put you in a box!
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@PartainSam
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2 years
@ClueHeywood Black Rifle Coffee is the perfect beverage for guys who have Truck Nutz hanging off the back of their lifted F150
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@PartainSam
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9 months
@NickAdamsinUSA Sorry ladies, “No” doesn’t mean “No”, to an Alpha Male🙏
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@PartainSam
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3 years
@AZGOP @kelliwardaz 🙏🇺🇸THANK YOU for being True Patriot who will not let the Constitution, intelligence, common sense, decency, many court rulings, or the results of two other bipartisan audits done by actual auditors stop you from shitting on democracy🙏🇺🇸
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@PartainSam
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4 months
@rickpidcock Preach! I had a situation where I had to work *seven* years for a guy before I could marry his daughter, but then he tricked me & gave me the ugly one! So I had to work *another* seven years before I could also marry his pretty daughter.
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@PartainSam
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2 years
@JT4America @Adrian_Fontes I’ll explain to you:
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@PartainSam
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5 months
@philvischer If all these conservative Christians hate Rob Reiner so much, why did they always show “Princess Bride” at the youth group lock-in?
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@PartainSam
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2 years
@lisavossrb31 @JosephChaplik @billgatesaz @ThomasGalvin @jacksellers @stephen_richer Was there fraud? Any evidence of *anyone* being disenfranchised (not inconvenienced)? If so, let’s see the evidence. If not, please keep whining because MAGA tears are hilarious
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@PartainSam
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9 months
@Momsplaining101 You go girl! Hopefully you can also teach your kids about how we faked the moon landing, dinosaur bones are *actually* bones of demons, and the Holocaust wasn’t all that bad🙏
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@PartainSam
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2 years
@constanceahath @Karrin4Arizona @DannyHortonMO @kelliwardaz That’s a great team to be on if you LOVE losing🙏
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@PartainSam
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10 months
@masonmennenga Menu items include: *Tim LattHaye *Flat Paula White *Voddie Mocham *Ravi Zachachaius *Franklin Graham Cracker Frappuccino *James Dobson’s small cup of black coffee to settle me down after close call with a lady at a stoplight 🙏
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@PartainSam
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6 months
@ohmydepravity I recognize that guy from Grindr
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@PartainSam
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2 years
@kkdumez The audio version is read by Giancarlo Granda, with Jerry Falwell Jr. just listening in the corner
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@PartainSam
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1 year
@megbasham @tonygoldmark But…he’s not wrong though🤷‍♂️
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@PartainSam
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1 year
@KariLakeWarRoom @KariLake I’m so glad Detective Kari Lake is on the case since she has such a good record of *winning*
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@PartainSam
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1 year
@jadiehuegel @drhappy @CalltoActivism Yes, but the term “wild” is insensitive to those who were raised by wolves. Do better, please.
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@PartainSam
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2 years
@Garrett_Archer @RealMarkFinchem @Adrian_Fontes Aw poor Mark, he’s gonna be a sad little cowboy. At least he can sing a sad little cowboy song to take his blues away🙏🇺🇸
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@PartainSam
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3 years
@Franklin_Graham But Frankie, you don’t know what Critical Race Theory even is…
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2 years
@WendyRogersAZ He WAS great…at owning slaves.
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@PartainSam
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3 years
@Franklin_Graham @TerryMoran @ABC True Christian patriots will only inject themselves with the Blood of the Lamb and hydroxychloroquine.
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@PartainSam
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5 months
@masonmennenga This Josh Daws fella wants a church of ONLY men, where they can watch gladiator movies and sharpen each other’s iron in the sauna after accountability group🙏
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@PartainSam
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3 years
@RealMarkFinchem If you are in Arizona, or know someone who is, you know that @RealMarkFinchem is quite possibly the worst candidate for any office, in any state, at any time. Don’t sign his petition, & vote for ANY breathing creature before voting for him.
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@PartainSam
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@rickpidcock Excellent. “The salvation of Israel does not depend on 16-year-old singers and violin players in Kansas City worshiping at 3:00 in the morning” is a message that *MANY* evangelical kids need to hear.
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@PartainSam
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2 years
@bobsmietana At first it was like “The Onion, but it satirizes Christian culture”. Kinda amusing (never REALLY funny)- then it became like the insecure uncool kid that lashes out at the popular kids. Now it’s just sad and embarrassing, like Greg Gutfeld.
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@PartainSam
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2 years
@JoelWBerry @philvischer @SkyeJethani @KaitlynSchiess C’mon guys! Joel has Black friends like Candace Owens- He can’t be a racist!
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@PartainSam
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1 year
@joancla89752225 @BarryMarkson1 If you un-lodge your head from between Trump’s butt cheeks, you might understand how Kari Lake lost so badly.
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@PartainSam
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8 months
@storyofndblake The Nephilim walk among us. Andre the Giant, Shaquille O’Neal, and Richard Simmons are all Nephilim
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@PartainSam
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4 months
@haymes_joshua The only way to combat this cultural decay is to grow a mustache, complain on Twitter, and join other guys for iron-sharpening sessions in the sauna🙏
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@PartainSam
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3 years
@RealMarkFinchem These #proveit shirts are the PERFECT gift for that special someone who has run out of toilet paper.
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@PartainSam
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3 years
@AZGOP Don’t trust the “Audit Debunkers” who use “facts” and “reason” and “evidence” and “integrity”. Instead, trust the auditors who use the Power of Q and the blessed hope of our Lord Donald Trump to subvert democracy🙏🇺🇸
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@PartainSam
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3 months
@ErinMHarding Jesus NEVER cried, except at the tomb of Lazarus. Also, he never pooped his diaper because he was born *fully* potty-trained🙏
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@PartainSam
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2 years
@christianllamar @Karrin4Arizona @kelliwardaz This is exactly the sort of thing a losing loser who loves to lose would say🙏
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@PartainSam
Young Blasarius
3 years
@Tish_H_Warren Just curious...at what point do they cease to be brothers in Christ? As long as they affirm the Creed, can they behave as horribly as they want and still be a brother?
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@PartainSam
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2 years
@Franklin_Graham @MELANIATRUMP Like all True Patriots, I eagerly await the day when Lord Trump returns in glory to his eternal throne and every knee will bow and tongue confess that Trump is Lord and Melania is his eternal third wife🙏🇺🇸
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@PartainSam
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1 year
@PastorTrey05 Well said. I’m no theologian, but this @RodDMartin fella sure seems like what the early church fathers called “a real asshole”
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@PartainSam
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5 months
@sheilagregoire More likely, those who object to your findings are big fans of Focus on the Family, and they can’t bear to think that their idols *might* be wrong
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@PartainSam
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6 months
@ZachWLambert @DallasSeminary Next thing you know, DTS is gonna support Ravi Zacarias Ministries and name their film school after Harvey Weinstein
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10 months
@KariLakeWarRoom @KariLake 🥱boring! This trashy lady is such a liar, she thinks we’re gonna believe that she’s had “many lucrative offers” to do media. She needs to try a new schtick, this one’s OLD
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2 years
@Garrett_Archer @RealMarkFinchem So you’re saying Mark Finchem isn’t just a liar, but he’s also a fucking idiot?
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@PartainSam
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9 months
@godlywomanhood “Help meet”? What does that mean? What about other countries/cultures where taking the husband’s name isn’t a thing?
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1 year
@RonFilipkowski He’s mad because we don’t celebrate “Small-Dick Big-Forehead Incel Day”
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@PartainSam
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2 years
@Franklin_Graham @BillyGraham Man, you sure quote your dad a LOT! You should spend more time quoting your Lord and Savior, Donald Trump🙏🇺🇸
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1 year
@BarryMarkson1 Aw, this is so sad for Kari Lake! All she wanted to do was shit all over democracy and overturn the election so that Arizona would be forced to live in her fantasyland where she and Mark Finchem are continually drunk on the Freedom Milk they suckle from Trump’s teats😔
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@PartainSam
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2 years
@Franklin_Graham @BGEA I’m sure they’ll gladly welcome the ministry that tells them their lifestyle is an abomination🙏
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1 year
@MammothNationUS I LOVE Mammoth Nation! Can’t wait to get my MAGA-branded anal beads 🙏🇺🇸
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1 year
@arizonaslaw Oh man, Kelli Ward is gonna be SO mad!
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2 years
@JosiahHawthorne So…it’s a Christian company?
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1 year
@MichaelDoudna Aw this is so sad for Liz Harris. Maybe she and Kari Lake can meet with Mark Finchem and have a good cry over beers at Trump’s Anus Cafe
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Young Blasarius
10 months
@bobacat_kittea @natgrace79 I’m no theologian, and I’m definitely no expert in trans issues, but this cartoon cat person appears to be what the early church fathers referred to as “a world class asshole”
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2 years
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@arizonaslaw @RealMarkFinchem @Adrian_Fontes Mark Finchem is a sad little cowboy who needs to change his stinky, big-boy crybaby diaper
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1 year
@melissajhogan @DaveRamsey If Dave Ramsey loses this suit, maybe he can pay the fine with cash from his envelope marked “lawsuits”
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2 years
@TylerHuckabee “Come On Up To The House” OR the Sesame Street version of “God’s Away on Business”
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2 years
@shiiialee @KariLake I’ve been praying everyday since Jan 6, 2021. With today’s raid, it looks like the Lord is answering my prayers!
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@PartainSam
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10 months
@bonhoefferchild @megbasham Unfortunately Meg won’t read this because she too busy googling to see if there’s a legal loophole that allows her to own a slave
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9 months
@sheilagregoire If you do decide to go through with it, hopefully you’ll be paid in cash from an envelope marked “conference speakers”
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3 months
@3YearLetterman @CindyontheBay @CorJuliaCU @ConceptualJames I saw the movie Greece and they were ALL speaking English
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1 year
@Atticus59914029 That kind of radio may be conservative, but it’s a stretch to call it “Christian”
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2 years
@N8Carlson Make sure to explain why the spies “just happened to randomly find themselves staying with a prostitute🤷‍♂️” while on their top-secret fact-finding mission.
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@PartainSam
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2 years
@brahmresnik @KariLake @RealMarkFinchem Aw, this is so sad for Mark Finchem and his dreams of treason😔
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1 year
@KariLakeWarRoom @KariLake @JoeBiden Such a classy lady! And by “classy”, I mean super trashy
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3 months
@ChristnNitemare Where can I find one of these “love couches”?
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3 months
@GarretLewis @stephen_richer Your mom knows the place, Garret. 😘
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3 years
@RealMarkFinchem If you want to protect our elections, step one is: Don’t try to overthrow them.
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3 years
@Franklin_Graham @NBA True Christian patriots know that if Jesus were a basketball player, he’d insist that we play the national anthem while saluting the troops and saying the pledge of allegiance and petting a bald eagle and holding an AR15 during the ENTIRE GAME!
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@PartainSam
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1 year
@brahmresnik @sfalmy The Old Prospector has spoken!
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2 years
@DavidAFrench Man, this Greg fella must’ve drunk a whole gallon of MAGA Kool-Aid.
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8 months
@OkiNicHoe @whatsuptucson Oh no!!! He needs to be grounded and have his cigarette privileges revoked
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1 year
@bozlawpa Sounds like it was a ministry of “laying-on-of-hands”
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