Pam (rolling her eyes at life) Bloom
@PambloomPam
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Author: The Parallel Universe Adventures, Books 1 & 2 and #paranormal #thriller After Harry. https://t.co/QbC8xLBIjC. Cat slave. Hates haters.
England, UK
Joined February 2016
If you like @StephenKing's #supernatural #books you'll like my latest novel, available here: #paranormal
#thriller
#Kindle
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I have 4 new followers from Austria, and more last week. See
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My daughter is 18 in June and I want to surprise her. Our family’s had the worst year; her stepdad killed himself, her grandad died and her grandma is terminally ill. Help @danielhowell @AmazingPhil @SteveCarell @ArianaGrande @NICKIMINAJ @rainnwilson @johnkrasinski @jennafischer?
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Really can't be arsed with twatter* anymore... too many idiots, too much negativity. Not enough cat videos. ... I'm leaving til my next book is written. I could be some time... ... I'm sure none of you give a toss, I just needed to let posterity know. Adios, amigos. ... *sic
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@staybloodred Saw it last night. Excellent. If you like Queen you'll leave with a big smile on your face.
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RT @CuriousZelda: They're standing in our doorway They're saying "Trick or Treat" I'm sitting in the hallway And showing them my feet https…
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@Cain_Unable It's not just Mondays... last night I dropped a full (large) tin of cocoa powder on the kitchen floor...
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@MooseAllain As a kid I learnt to pronounce that. It's one of my party tricks... that and reciting The Jabberwocky. Yeah, I'm a whizz at parties* ... *I hate them.
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Me and @JeffLynnesELO last night. That's me at the very back. A dream come true (for me, not them, obvs).
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If you're not following @MooseAllain youre doing something wrong.
Name a more iconic eponymous character who doesn’t appear than Godot. I’ll wait.
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Another childhood memory ruined...
The distinctive smell of crayons comes from beef fat.
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This is so bad... I definitely want one.
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RT @haveigotnews: Petition for Margaret Thatcher to be on the new £50 note described as a fitting tribute to her legacy, as no working clas…
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Hold my beer...
The longest recorded nipple hair is 17cm long.
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Don't we all?
The Ravenmaster at The Tower of London has revealed that the ravens occasionally tell schoolchildren to 'Bugger Off'. (Image: Colin)
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