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Gay movie man from online. I'm sorry if the ship RTs upset you, I won't stop. I'm a dude but my pronouns are a sensual mystery. #Iramako #Tranquilo #Lumity
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I misread this and almost started wailing inconsolably.
Hideo Kojima has signed with WME.
"I would like to work with talented people from around the world and create something new, with 'digital' being the keyword. It could be a movie, a game, or something else entirely."
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When you definitely did not commit war crimes
BREAKING: U.S. threatens to prosecute ICC judges and sanction their funds if it opens an investigation into alleged U.S. war crimes in Afghanistan
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@magstwigs
@Tanner1495
Scooby Doo IS real, he was filming a project in Morocco at the time.
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Drake got lit up so bad that his fans are turning into Rush Limbaugh
The “culture” is just poverty, struggle and gang violence.
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Imagine the guts that it must take to go to an event for a community that is predominantly straight, white, and male as a gay black man in a fursuit and literally just tell everyone "I'm the best". Fucking legend.
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Me desperately trying to explain to anyone over the age of 35 how a large amount of male My Little Pony fans were radicalized into neo-nazis: some of those that fuck horses are the same that burn crosses
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They kill Ghostface by accident in the first five minutes, not realizing he's a serial killer, and the rest of the story is spent trying to hide it from the police.
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@decider
Aye the reason why the antagonist of Barbarian is scary is definitely because she's an old woman and not because she's an eight-foot-tall inbred blood-crazed monster, it's entirely because she's an old woman
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Even if we were to discount the fact that the guy who created and starred in the show - the guy being interviewed here - based the whole thing directly on his real life, if you watched all of Baby Reindeer and said "I wonder what happens next" you watched it wrong.
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Out of all the things that conservatives force themselves to pretend to like, Dilbert has to be the least believable.
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@Schaffrillas
I have said this before but it's wild how out of everybody on Breaking Bad, the actor with the most impressive post-show career is the guy who played Todd, the one character that (by design) nobody liked.
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The fact remains that the only people who actually want James Somerton dead and in fact are actively hoping he's done himself in right now are right-wing sociopaths looking for an excuse to deplatform hbomberguy. That's literally it.
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There's a line in The People's Joker about how society has allowed politicians to become comedians and comedians to become arbiters of morality and that is so much more insightful and meaningful than literally anything in the Todd Phillips movie.
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Oh cool we're gonna turn this massive movement to expose predators into another dipshit witch hunt where we say shit like "AFRICA BY TOTO IS RACIST" so nobody gets taken seriously and all the rapists slip back into the shadows and get away with everything because we look crazy.
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James Somerton pretended to kill himself, then went on alt to anonymously defend his own plagiarism while right-wing bad faith actors spread "hbomberguy is a murderer" messages to their tens of thousands of followers. What a piece of shit.
This is the most revealing thing about the James Somerton thing: for the first time ever, we actually got his real, genuine opinion on it because he thought he was anonymous.
He knew it was plagiarized. He doesn't respect the people he stole from, he doesn't care.
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@thinkiamsad
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This is one of my favorite pieces of fanart ever, such clear understanding of every character depicted in it.
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The Rock doesn't seem to understand that the only real reason Black Adam would be introduced into a cinematic universe is so that Billy could eventually defeat him.
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Well, we officially have proof that the phrase "SJW" no longer has any meaning.
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When C-3PO's head is on a Battle Droid body in AotC he says "Die, Jedi dogs!" but they forgot that it was apparently already canon that there are no dogs in Star Wars (???) so they invented a new animal, named them "dogs", and were like "This is what he meant."
ok i need everyone's personal favourite world-shatteringly stupid star wars lore decision that is small enough to fit into a single tweet. mine is that they decided famous han solo quotes were due to a near deific belief in beating the odds as enshrined in corellian culture
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I'm tired of this being the way I learn things
<3 U.S. cowonaviwus cases cwoss 11 miwwion mawk, Weutews data show pace quickening x3
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I think that the ultimate punchline in regard to Weird Al is that he was built from the ground up to be a forgotten 80s novelty act but he's outlasted most of the people he's parodied and is still beloved enough forty years later for him to be the subject of a biopic.
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Every interview Phil has done since returning to that sex trafficking ring sounds like this:
CM Punk: I've Never Seen The Crowd So Unified In Wanting One Person To Win A Title Like They Were For Jey Uso
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The general response to the outbreak has shown us that these corporations and politicians really can just give us the world we all want at any time with no loss to them and they're just choosing not to.
SCOOP: AT&T is suspending all broadband data caps during coronavirus crisis, showing that these are bullshit nonsense caps anyway
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@househoult
@pinocchiomovie
@RealGDT
Del Toro has been trying to get this made for fifteen years and now that it's finally coming out, Disney rushed their own remake into production to undermine it.
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MJF:
Tony Schiavone: Every time I look at MJF I remember what Tommy Dreamer intended to do at Wrestlemania 17. If you're watching this, Tommy, I understand.
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@2gay2lift
I mean, sure, if the only Studio Ghibli movie you've ever seen is Earwig and the Witch.
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@keithjohnstack
I really appreciate that toontalker's expressions never match up with what he's saying. Really committed to the rantsona bit.
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@keithjohnstack
I can't believe that it's only been a year, I can't imagine this miserable website without Leslie and Brianne.
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What the fuck is this, did someone make a Sisyphus simulator?
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Hearing that Trump was flattened by an anvil pushed from a tenth-story window by a cat, is this true?
#TrumpIsDead
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I just want to once again say that everyone thought I was insane when these two first got revealed and I said they were in love with each other and since then every interaction between them has gotten gayer, in Splatoon 4 they are going to kiss each other on the mouth.
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Gets exposed as a sexual predator and dips without explanation, we call this the Vince McMahon gambit.
"I'm just feeling burnt out."
Dr Disrespect says he will be taking an indefinite break from streaming
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@Civvie11
I guess anybody that's stuck with Fallout 76 this long would have to have the patience of a saint.
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The tenth episode of Revue Starlight ends with the protagonist being heartbreakingly betrayed by her childhood friend who she's clearly in love with and then Claudine and Maya are in the back like
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Everybody knows that the sign of a great pro wrestler is when the crowd doesn't react to you.
Roman Reigns effectively silenced that crowd last night and honestly that’s a bigger achievement than getting booed out of the arena. My man stole their hopes and dreams 😭😭
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@keithjohnstack
This is one of your scariest comics yet, Brianne should not be allowed to have a hammer
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Absolutely fantastic headline
Forgettable yeti movie somehow banned in multiple countries after violating ruling by The Hague
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The fact Sting doesn't bother to tell her this himself and makes the doctor do it is so hilarious that it makes me wonder if maybe he actually could cure this girl's illness and is just choosing not to
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I grew up with shows like Bear in the Big Blue House, Zoboomafoo, and Between the Lions, so seeing them on DefunctTV has given me a sense of closure for them that I never could have understood when I was young enough to be the target audience. Thank you,
@Defunctland
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@ShadowTodd
You seriously left out the single worst line of the past decade in "Who can relate? WOOOOOOO"
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When people call something "woke" I interpret it as them imagining this and getting angry about it
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@WyattDuncan
David Zaslav coming into ownership of many of the most beloved properties in the history of cinema and treating them like lines of code in a spreadsheet simulator is the logical conclusion of the "art as content" movement.
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This photo is so goddamn funny to me, not even necessarily because of the content, but because every time I see it, without fail, I hear the phrase "IT'S ELMO'S WORLD, YOU SON OF A BITCH" in
@johnblud
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I am maybe a month or so out from being an uncle and the idea of my nephew growing up with AI-generated cartoons when I was lucky enough to grow up during the golden age of Cartoon Network makes me ill.
#NoAI
Human cartoons for human kids!!!
Spread the word about what’s at stake for animation and children’s programming!!! Post about you or your kids’ favorite cartoons with
#NoAI
You can also follow, repost, and
#StayTooned
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Todd Phillips decided to make this piece of shit a musical and then realized he doesn't know how to write songs. Hilarious.
‘JOKER 2’ will include 15 covers of “very well-known” songs.
One of the covers will be of “That’s Entertainment!”
(Source: )
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There has never been a more obviously doomed child in history and that includes Jesus Christ.
PewDiePie has confirmed he and wife Marzia are expecting their first child!
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Bethesda's impotent rage toward New Vegas for being a significantly better Fallout game than anything they've managed to make on their own would be hilarious if it wasn't so depressing.
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@Schaffrillas
Strange World seems like it was built from the ground up to flop on purpose, all the way up to being named "Strange World" instead of something interesting
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@2gay2lift
It seems like a lot of my generation view sincerity as weakness and so choose to hide all emotional responses to everything and only show vague smugness. It's really depressing.
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Zionists going off on Roger Waters because he once again refuses to bend the knee to their genocidal campaign or tolerate their propaganda, calling him antisemitic for not accepting a "dude trust me" from a bloodthirsty apartheid state.
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My boyfriend sent this to me first thing in the morning, I am so in love with him
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Can you imagine getting quote-tweeted with an article about your own death
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David Koch went out for a late-night swim and got picked up by a giant octopus and tossed back onto the shore where he exploded like Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
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"Pro wrestlers don't have to be good at wrestling", "video games don't have to be fun", "movies have to make lots of money in order to be good", why are people so determined not to enjoy anything?
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@pattonoswalt
If this dude doesn't think that the first two Deadpool movies qualify as "woke" then what exactly does "woke" mean to him
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I have seen some wild shit printed in the name of getting clicks but this is straight up immoral.
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@2gay2lift
Hey, longtime fan, and, uhh, I don't really disagree with the idea of shutting off or walking out of a movie you're hating, but I certainly think you shouldn't give those movies numerical ratings.
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@SusieUndertale
@maggiekarp
Remember before Musk took over and you'd get, like, maybe one bot every two weeks
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Road Warrior Animal got mad because he saw a Hispanic person performing a song and then he died
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@WyattDuncan
Wes Anderson is really good at using vulgarity, partially because it always feels jarring in the settings he creates.
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David Koch went out for a late-night swim and got picked up by a giant octopus and tossed back onto the shore where he exploded like Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
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Tony Khan should be throwing tons of cash at Joe right now, he's one of those guys who can have a good match with anyone.
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Yeah dude that's what Lawrence of Arabia needs, is to be longer and worse and handled by the director of Moonfall and the writer of Bohemian Rhapsody, that makes so much sense.
Roland Emmerich is developing an ‘LAWRENCE OF ARABIA’ remake as a “3-season prestige TV series”
Anthony McCarten (‘Bohemian Rhapsody’) is hoping to write the entire first season.
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@yungzaniel
Also legendary but the open concern displayed by Doomguy isn't quite as funny as Sting's utter callousness towards a dying child
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I think part of the reason this is all so funny is because it came out of nowhere, there were no leaks about this game being in development, no teasers of any kind, it was just dropped on us suddenly, and nothing is out of the question because they put Nigel Thornberry in it
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@MightBeCuzins
@nathanielro
@magstwigs
@Tanner1495
No, that was another one of Scooby's relatives, Scooby-Dooby-David Carradine.
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Do people think that Meltzer was just randomly making a holocaust reference and not directly comparing one genocidal regime to another? No, they don't, but that doesn't matter because the only thing they care about is their fucking WWE vs AEW culture war.
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Unlikely as it is, imagine if this whole thing starts a chain reaction that results in free insulin. Elon Musk will have finally improved the world, albeit indirectly and through extreme bumbling incompetence, literally pulling a Homer.
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Maybe this is a slight overreaction on my part but I think every member of Mega64 should be imprisoned for life and the CEO of G-Seppi's should be executed by firing squad.
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Tyson Hesse wakes up on his private island and opens the shades on his bedside window, revealing a helicopter waiting for him in the air. "Mr. Hesse...we need you to save Sonic...again."
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