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@OtunbaBillz
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You can’t wait until life isn’t hard anymore before you decide to be happy
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NO DICK 2019 for these ladies
1) jobless? - no dick
2) Got a job paying less than 250k ?- no dick
3) Lives with parents? - no dick
4) always claiming she hungry? - no dick
5) she got no edges? - no dick
6) Got no car? - no dick
7) unapologetic feminist? - no dick
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This man is a bigger scam than Buhari 🤦♂️
She spoke, I listened.
She was the boss of me today 🙂
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Dear suspended social media influencer, if you want to ask for a follow back with your new account you need to drop your pride and add “please” just like the upcoming influencer that you are
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There are 2 sets of people you can’t advise in this life
1. A woman in love
2. A man with money
Their ears are remotely deaf during this period
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nothing more attractive than a partner/friend who teaches you things without making you feel like you're dumb for not knowing it already
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b, p, d and q are the same letter but nobody is talking about it 🥴
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If a nigga gotta pay your bill to get your attention? You’re a hoe
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My mom still brags about breastfeeding me😭
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“I can’t kneel for my husband”😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Lmfaoooooooooooooooooo When last did someone ask you out?
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Just organize university tour for this guy, he’ll be performing at night so they won’t know he’s not Wizkid, you don hammer ...
That’s your Small boy Big God story
Can someone tell Wizkid to come carry his brother from my house😂😂😂😂😂
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Bottled a 4-1 Balon D’or Lead
Bottled a 3-0 lead against Roma
Bottled a 3-0 lead against Liverpool..
Keeping beards like Ogufe doesn’t make you GOAT abeg, you’re a GBAT...
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Kissing your girlfriend in public here in Nigeria attracts more attention than robbing a bank in the States.
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If this girl gets enough money for surgery my work here on earth is complete. Please Retweet to your followers.
http://t.co/IdJ6OZydXK
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Because I don’t let you see me struggle doesn’t mean I don’t struggle.
nobody has it easy, I got many tough and rough days too
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Tiwa won’t need to change her surname though, T-BILLZ is Balogun, Wizkid is Balogun... Tiwa doing it for the name👏👏what a woman🙌🙌🙌
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Nigerian Girls don't see candle as romantic; they prefer generator.
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I saw you.
I met you.
I wanted you.
I liked you.
I chased you.
I got you.
I had you.
I got bored.
And I left.
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Those students that used to read a topic ahead of teachers, hope you’ve received salary alert for May already
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Buhari is not good, but I hope we all know Atiku is not the answer
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Things men do that upset women
1) Lie
2) Be honest
3) Not talking to them
4) talking too much to them
5) Not showing any emotion
6) Being too emotional
7) Breathing
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My dad’s family are the ‘bad people’ my mom’s family is so full of nice and good people who are happy to see you do well... This trend is same with most of my friends, is it the same with you?
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It is not Charles Okocha that has problem, it’s the hypeman that carries the camera and say “Chee” that has the biggest problem 😂😂😂😂
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You gotta ask women nowadays;
Are you Single Single, Mad At Him Single, or long distance single?
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“Tiwa is older than Wizkid, she has no shame” says a girl who has more bigger gods than a shrine
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I ran into a girl at a vegan restaurant who said she knew me, but I never met herbivore
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Did she create herself?
Being an adult and reasoning like a kid is absolutely not sexy Bruh
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Haven’t had sex in so long I forgot how to moan. What if I fuck up and bark?
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Lmfaooooooooo this is a list of men that are attracted to you jor
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Five things women find attractive:
1) Money.
2) Currency.
3) Cash.
4) ATM Card.
5) More Money.
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If I'm dating u,I'm dating u.D oda girls u see or hear about r d ones dating me.I swear I'm nt dating back.I'm nt even aware of their dating
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Dangote did not get rich by tweeting “RT if you love Jesus” stop being religiously dumb and intentionally daft
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I had to stop scratching everybody’s back because when mine itched i had to put it against the wall
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have u ever been in that situation when u have to give advice to the person you love about the person they love?😭
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Where are my fellow weird people?
People who eat boiled eggs that have been soaked inside stew are weird
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Supported...
Death penalty for false accusation too..
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Smoking weed doesn’t make you paranoid. Weed being illegal makes you paranoid
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Remove sex chat and "have you eaten" from the conversation and watch most relationships crumble... That's how ordinary the love is nowadays
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One good thing about going through the worst part of your life is that,You’ll finally see the true color of everyone who claimed to care about you
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I'm broke = Shishi I no get for house, for bank, for person hand, even home and abroad I no get shingbain
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If you're outraged about the violence in the
#BaltimoreRiots
, but not the violence that led to it, you are just a part of the problem.
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If my wife earns more than me then good for her, she didn't go through all those stress in school to be my slave.Go girl, I'm ur biggest fan
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When subs are flying around but none is for you cos you’re a child of God>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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You people and attention seeking sha, you promised 10k to 2 random people, and unsurprisingly it’s 2 of your friends that turned out to be the random people that “got the alert”😪
Lmfaoooooo i no know who you dey form rich for when all of us know say we gather broke together ni
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It's a very uncommon trend in Nigeria to see a woman who will respect, value, be loyal and be faithful to her husband during hard times.
You'll only see their loyalty when you are doing well, not during hard times.
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I love you (wash) 🙄
I will do anything for you (rinse)
You are my one and only (spread)
I will never leave you for another person(iron) 🙆
Some people are just dry cleaners abeg
😂😂😂
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A penis is called a “cock” and girls are “chicks”, is this why sex is called “getting laid”?
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You gotta be
1. Stupid.
2. Stupid.
If you think the person who cheated on their partner with you is going to be faithful to you when it's your turn.
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Your slay mamas on here are just random girls on your street that have twitter account, so why you wan kill yourself to impress babes that smell their armpit before deciding to bath or not
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Feminist feminist but you allow guy open car door for you😒😓😏, is he not trying to undermine your abilities and strength?
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@chimaIsaac9
@the_odditty
Suit and tie twitter always seeking new and innovative ways to promote their stupidity
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“Has it entered? YES
Is it paining you? YES
Should I remove it? NO
Do you like it? YES”
Shoemakers and dumb questions🙄
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It's tough when someone important to us starts to ignore us, but its even tougher when we have to pretend that we don't mind.
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Brymo
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What do they have in common?
Content, and being underrated 😭😭
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Do females ever sit back and think I was wrong and I’m going to apologize to him?
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Forgiving someone doesn't mean you're obligated to rebuild a relationship..
There are people you forgive and just move on with your life.
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Perfectly working fridge for sale 10k, but it doesn’t have a door 🤤
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