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omg mum’s WOKE

@OptiMum_405

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@USMCLiberal i finally finished my divorce this year i will be spending christmas day at a local nursing home, being everyone’s favorite niece or granddaughter or whatever baking goodies for the residents to share i have never felt so healthy thank you for your service, my friend

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@MikeBusby6 @adamdavidson Indeed ~ it’s utter horseshit.

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@Angry_Staffer @LeefromNZ

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@ShelbyKStewart Commenting would get my account locked ~ have a meme instead 😎🖤☠️

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@TickedOff6 i broke free in 2018 also it’s hard sometimes but so worth it chin up, tits out ~ you got this! #independent #boyBYE

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@Marty_Shannon @TVietor08 @DonaldJTrumpJr “pre-indictment” i’m dead, this is brilliant totally deserves a follow thank you, you win twitter today!

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@JuddLegum @Out5p0ken @CSexton25 Bless his heart* *in true Southern fashion

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@TheRickWilson LOL, Sniffles McEightball doesn’t remember. She made him pay her cash upfront and as soon as the plane landed back at JFK she told him she was going to the ladies’ but never came back, and now his calls to her go straight to voicemail …

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@JoJoFromJerz

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@thejackhopkins @DrucelleH Absofuckinglutely. I’mma vote for the guy who hugs his kids, not the one who drools over his daughter.

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@PopularLiberal @STabbytosavit

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@TickedOff6 t-shirts would rock! i made mine permanent

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@USMCLiberal i love sitting chatting with the elders they’re a forgotten delight so many wonderful stories it’s win-win and i’m excited about it maybe it’ll be a thing for next year too

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@PrezLives2022 @MarcDelnoir There’s a remedy for that.

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@herotimeszero

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@RealCandaceO

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@peace1 Baker the Wonder Hound rescued us two and a half years ago. In the last year he’s stopped gulping his food and turned into my personal protector. We don’t deserve dogs. 😎🖤🐾

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@meiselasb It’s what P01135809 has to hide ~ an innocent man would have gotten all this over with ages ago

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3 years

It’s my birthday!! 😎💙🥂

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@itsJeffTiedrich … but this is legitimate political discourse. What the actual blue bloody fucking hell?

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@Fighthypocrisy @realDonaldTrump @BarackObama why no, no he hasn’t

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@RonFilipkowski Did her surgeon have her sign a disclaimer re: the migrating boob?

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1 year

@LePapillonBlu2 We just keep catching the witch!!

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@TulsaTeresa This one? 😎

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@Scottcrates @claireluvsbearz

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@cmonmanbfd It’s like They don’t even read Their book that’s supposed to be the inerrant word of Their deity

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@realTuckFrumper @Ricka168 Awwwwwwww, poor baby.

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@tonyposnanski “exceeded limit mckay” sounds like a box office smash!

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6 years

@RealMuckmaker let’s use the historically correct confederate flag, shall we?

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4 years

@DanaDDeree @Betsy_Manning @SarahHuckabee I’m sorry, Sarah Slanders ... Obamacare doesn’t cover this type of sick burn.

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@aaronhoyland

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1 year

Actually did this today 😄

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If you need to purchase more trick-or-treat candy because you’ve already eaten half the bag, you’re my kind of people.

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@novenator @AwulKimberly @TexasGOP i think this sums it up nicely

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7 months

My Assets Got Seized 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

ᗰᗩƳᖇᗩ ℙ𝕙𝕠𝕥𝕠𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕡𝕙𝕪

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Is it Monday yet? I’ve never anticipated a Monday more than I do now.

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@RonFilipkowski “Trump** Force One”? 🤣 How about “Trump** Force Only, And Not For Much Longer”? #TrumpIsBroke

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@GOP

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@JoJoFromJerz Indeed. #WeAreNotOK

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@trueamerica1st @realDonaldTrump

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@herotimeszero Yep.

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@BaddCompani @ArgusC

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@frosty3737 @mcspocky

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@joshuamyoung1 @StevijoPayne

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Hey, @stephaniebice and @SenatorLankford and @JimInhofe ~ this bill holds BILLIONS of dollars for Oklahoma, so why did you vote against it?

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@patriottakes

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@monicag0321 Members Only. Ocean Pacific. Jams. Vans.

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@h8Wankmaggot45 i miss having a president with a brain and a soul, and the courage to use them both

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@MizRo2017 @SethAbramson this is the nicest tweet ever.

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@smc429 *cough*

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@MayoIsSpicyy In other news, water is wet.

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@DogginTrump I’m a parent in Oklahoma and I can tell you with near-clinical certainty that these kids have parents who will be proud of this and defend them screeching about the First Amendment. Kudos to the superintendent, who is likely taking a load of shit for cancelling homecoming.

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@ECMcLaughlin because there are two sets of rules

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@MrDane1982 @Allen58VoteBlue i am so proud of you it takes courage to live your truth i’m privileged to be an #ally honored to stand with you!

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Oh dear … looks like @Jim_Jordan is finna go through some things. Hope this doesn’t interfere with the legislation he spons— … yeah, never mind that part.

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BREAKING: Huge WIN for former Ohio State athletes abused by school doctor. Federal appeals court revives 100s of suits previously dismissed for statute of limitations. Next: discovery. Plaintiffs can get docs/testimony from OSU witnesses, like former wrestling coach Jim Jordan.

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Y’all don’t be eyeing Oklahoma ICU beds, either. #GetVaccinated

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💖💖💖

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@AlexDCameron @SenMullin @TeamsterSOB @NewsOn6 @NEWS9 @AlexDCameron why are you giving light and air to this abhorrent behavior? How could this possibly be a good look for the people he’s supposed to represent? I remember his reaction on January 6, and it wasn’t “absolutely prepared to fight” ~ this is not the #OklahomaStandard

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@PopularLiberal @NewJeffCT Indeed ~ sauce for the goose, y’know.

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@kangaroos991

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@UberFacts Cilantro ~ I got the weird gene that makes it taste like soap.

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@BBCWorld … sigh …

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When you’re accustomed to privilege, equality feels like oppression.

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@sowegaCat Oh for fuck’s own damn sake …

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@smc429 The word “patriot” The notion of loyalty The ideals of American greatness

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@FeistyLibLady @ymanisimmons Hmmm … some of those sleeves have several stripes, leading me to believe they’re on troopers who should know better.

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@RepMTG It’s truly sad that you refuse to see reality.

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@tlcterrycooper @GibsonHimself @MikeSington Runs in the family, eh?

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@TheBWSTimes Disgusting.

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@anthonykernAZ @azdemparty @PimaDems @JeanneCasteen Matthew 6:5-8 Also, your bible contains a “recipe” for an abortion inducing elixir Freedom of religion includes freedom FROM religion

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@h8Wankmaggot45 you don’t need to be ‘fixed’ you’re not broken our dear fellow tweeting person clearly needs to fuck off ..

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@ShineSalty dear peter, why can’t you be more like your sister? turn off the faux noise and come over to the good side. we have cookies. wishing you shutdown joy for christmas!

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@tonyposnanski Meanwhile in Oklahoma, @GovStitt is trying to out-texas texas … I think I preferred being a flyover state. #WeAreNotOK

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@HoarseWisperer @RudyGiuliani this is why you’re my favorite

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@CNN nbd, it’s fine

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@TweeetsOfDogs @ljvoss This is our best goodboi, Fletcher (Destroyer of Worlds). He was returned twice also but he is the perfect gentleman for us. He shares Popeye’s fondness for tennis balls. We don’t deserve dogs. 🖤🐾♾️

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@DogginTrump i have a full tank, a shovel, and an alibi lemme know

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@BCOOL333 @TheresaBravo8

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@madisonhornok @cmc4diversity @SenatorLankford Any man who says a girl can consent to sex at 13 is not fit to hold a seat in Congress.

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@uvasg03 @JWill1227 @DavidEggert00 *yoink*

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@SenseiDuckOR From Oklahoma!

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@DrGJackBrown @Betterw05759703 Damn, that clucking is LOUD.

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@RKJ65 @realDonaldTrump this will look so good in the right frame

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@NinjaNanny2 @NotHoodlum HOW many different Benghazi investigations did They do?

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@VJShordee444 @WatchingWhatYou i am so sorry for your loss sending you hugs of comfort and peace “the people we love never truly leave us; you can always find them here: 💖” ~ sirius black

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@swtdreams1007 @itsJeffTiedrich

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@itsJeffTiedrich What part of “aid and comfort” does he not understand, one wonders

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@McFaul @UROCKlive1 I’mma need you to remove abortion from your list. My decisions in re my body ~ indeed, any woman’s ~ are not subject to the vagaries of any man’s point of view.

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@Angry_Staffer Insurrectionist bomber says what? 🤣🤣🤣 Thoughts and prayers, EmptyGee.

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@atrupar Pffffft. Don’t They have Caller ID? #StraightToVoiceMail

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@Kokomothegreat

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New rule: if you can’t define both ‘communism’ and ‘socialism’ and explain the differences between them, you’re not smart enough to be in elected office and I’m not voting for you. Full stop.