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Throwing WEIGHT behind those shots
I put on weight for the winter (arc) and I can see how it changes my boxing style
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20 years from now, “your mum went DMU tho” will be a valid insult in secondary schools across the country.
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Go karting in Turkey was such a mad experience
The track literally had POTHOLES
No helmet
No seatbelt
They let us use our phones while racing
The health and safety briefing was “you healthy? You safety? Health and safety!”
I wanna go again.
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My ex acc ruined my 21st bday woke up in the middle of the night with my phone unlocked and her crying on the end of the bed
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Wanted to be married by 25, engaged by 24, with her for 3 years before that. I’m 20 in a couple weeks. So I’ve got one year to find my wife and here I am saying “without me?😜” when girls tell me they’re going into the shower
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Akhi Ayman came to my local mosque and threatened to break everyone’s jaw, absolute legend
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Seeing two people bring different cultures together through marriage is so beautiful man
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It’s around this age where a lot of ppl really see the effects of haram relationships and why they’re haram
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The guy who owns Mr Naga is getting married to my aunt lol she smashed it 🤣
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therapy
- expensive
- have to talk to a stranger
- long for man
Saying “the game is the game”
- free
- immediately super effective
- allows you to not deal with your emotions in a healthy way
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“It’s not zina if we’re getting married anyway” nah that is hilariously stupid 🤣
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Are you a bmw? Cos you’re a fckn piece of shit that breaks down whenever I need you most and in the end you were worth nothing and left me with an empty wallet I Fckn hate u
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Guy friends that like her, her knowing but keeping them there anyway
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Tbf I know freemixing haram n that but ALL incels are created from lack of exposure to women, they learn how to perceive women by consuming red pill content online and have no real life personal experience with talking to them
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Imagine if someone tattooed “Milton Keynes” on their arm we’d have to join forces as a town just to rush him
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Manny is much better vibes than London ngl
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I just used to tweet anything Fckn hell
Bengali girls are so Fckn peng can’t wait to marry one after leading on white woman for my whole life
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I GOT THE JOB, I’M GONNA BE A CHARTERED ACCOUNTANT 🥳🥳🥳
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Prevention >> cure
If you don’t want a girl that posts herself then don’t get with a girl who posts herself in the first place 🤣
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Just to clarify I do not think it is legendary, it was a joke, you bunch of losers.
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IM GRADUATING WITH A 2:1 IN MECHANICAL ENGINEERING IM SO HAPPY 😭😭😭😭
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MK has taken a lot of L’s recently but Finn has single handedly redeemed it, gangsta
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People just carrying trauma that they didn’t even have to go through into marriages and it’s now another persons problem to deal with even tho they did nothing to cause it 😂
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When u try look like an alpha male on the internet to impress gyal and it goes left
I think I’ve scared my bhabi into getting ready on time from when I went off on her in the past. Cos this time she and her kids are ready on time for once
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If my ex was doing this stuff I’d be so gassed
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Look at his face, this man expected nothing less, just another day at the office for him
Massive congrats to Vijay on achieving A*A*A*A* and he is off to Cambridge to study Natural Sciences. Well done and best wishes Vijay.
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Disappointed about your A-level results? Dont worry. I got ABB. Studied mechanical engineering at uni and got a 2:1. But guess what! I’m still unemployed!!
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Lads if your wife is calm with you having a female best friend, you should be worried. Pls don’t see it as a good thing 😂
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Omd she has cancer and you man were throwing around BBL accusations that is crazy
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People that post someone on their socials after their death to either show how close they were with them or to get sympathy from other people, are absolutely tapped
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Beefing women on Twitter will never end well, tbh men who are emotionally reactive to women’s comments in general have already lost
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My mum goes into surgery tomorrow if everyone could pray for her it would be greatly appreciated ☺️
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Some lady in a niqab comes up to me like “amareh sincho na ni?” I’m thinking this must be a joke how am I meant to recognise you brev
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Started my grad job today, the road the becoming a chartered accountant, has begun !
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Picking maths, physics, bio, chem for a level thinking it’d be easier cos the subjects “compliment each other” was one of the biggest mistakes of my life.
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Pass mark for this exams is 55%, I got 70% 😎
I have my first chartered accountancy exam today everyone please make dua for me !
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“Milton Kenya” 😭😭, at least I can diss it with a nice accent 🤧
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If she’s stroking ur chin just know her last man had a beard and she wishes you had one too
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If Phillip Schofield knew he was gay for the 27 years he was married to his wife and didn’t tell her he is the one of the shittest people in existence
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Inner Tory comes out when I hear someone say “arks”
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Some women are just spastics waiting for a man to come save them from their own spastication
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Why do girls get comfy around me so quick man keep the fckn make up on pls
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Went clubbing for the first time in a few months and I’ve decided it’s definitely no longer for me, I am now a cocktail date and pub type of man
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Fam I remember this girl posting abt her nan dying and same day she was sending me nudes. Thots never rest.
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We all know why women have these opinions more as they get older right?
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Elite marketing In Sha Allah she has her own bakery chain one day with stores all over the country !
There’s a reason these brownies are the most talked about thing on Twitter rn 😌
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I have my first chartered accountancy exam today everyone please make dua for me !
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Wtf why is the apprentice turning into love island
Here is my beauty
@LottieLion1
shopping for baby clothing with me in Harrods. She’s eager. The true love of my life ❤️ Thank you
#TheApprentice
for bringing us together x
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In my gf’s likes and I don’t have a licence
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OMG Georgia is JUST like me!🤣I love girls that just have fun💁🏼♀️ hate them girls that just stand watch do a slut drop bitch! Could never be me I’m not judgemental like that🙄 xx
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Tbf I’ve never come across a materialistic girl, maybe my I give off such broke boi vibes that they just don’t come near me and I only attract wholesome women
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Pass mark is 55%, I got 76% on what I thought would be my hardest exam.
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Ibr it’s always clapped guys that use hyper masculinity as a way to make themselves more attractive, not realising it has the opposite effect
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We need to find this guy and rush him
People really be tryna give Milton Keynes a very bad reputation on rappers🤣 like bro wagwarn here?¿
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Koshin moving mad
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When you get rejected by DMU to study business management
university is like a whorehouse. full of zina, music, drugs, parties, etc. and wallahi, anyone who says otherwise is a filthy liar. i swear by Allah you are a LIAR if you say otherwise. even if you avoid these, which most dont, you can never escape the freemixing which is haram.
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She’s home next week ITS FCKN LIIIIIIIT!!!!!
My mum goes into surgery tomorrow if everyone could pray for her it would be greatly appreciated ☺️
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If i see a girl in these and black air forces I’ll just put my phone and wallet on the floor and back away slowly
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The key to not being rattled by external comments is knowing yourself. If your opinion of yourself is solid then nothing other people say will get to you.
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Tired of being humble or doubting myself, I’m a fucking animal. Working 70 hours a week across two jobs, revising 20 hours a week, still making time for gym. My mum doesn’t have to pay any bills anymore. Alhamdulillah.
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This girl came out of a relationship like a year ago and is STILL posting those cringey quotes to indirect her man, pls heal
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Whoever tried to bang F on my card, I’m sitting in the Nike tech u ordered to my house, you fucking idiot
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I hate it when people act like their problems are bigger than everyone else’s
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Men online are so desperate to look masculine online and not be called a “dayooth” that they’ve ended up fetishising the hijab
I don’t think some of you men realise that talking constantly about “girls who dress in abayas 😍🥰” “love a girl who’s modest” and sharing pictures of what you’d like your non existent wives to dress in helps feed into our literal Islamic dress sense being sexualised
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