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@jubzy_497
Jubair
23 days
Part time cat account
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Jubair
1 year
How graves should look. No flowers, no big marble/luxury headstones with certain writing and a slipper icon on it
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1 year
Baqi Cemetery - Medina Saudi Arabia 💚
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@jubzy_497
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2 years
Everybody is doing this and giving their criteria
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Jubair
3 years
Deen conversations are the best with someone who’s got the knowledge, I gotta up my knowledge asap. Them kinda convos could go the whole day and I love it. I walk away feeling so much better
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Jubair
4 months
Me and wife in kitchen
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Jubair
1 year
Subhanallah. Birmingham mutuals make sure you go to the janaazah
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@jubzy_497
Jubair
2 years
You ever just stalk yourself on socials
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Jubair
3 months
*complains about Muslim rulers* *imam makes du’ā for Muslim rulers* *refuses to say ameen* *continues to complain about Muslim rulers*
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@jubzy_497
Jubair
7 months
Who even says salary income
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Jubair
4 months
Mandem share ur technique to memorising a page, I wanna try different methods
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@jubzy_497
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1 year
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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9 months
Was meant to tell a patient to sit on the edge for me, told her to sit on me (by accident) 👍👍👍👍👍👍
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Jubair
1 year
Who tf drinks tea and has biscuits in car
@acetthetics
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1 year
Vibes
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Jubair
4 months
That Sikh lady grows her beard, but you, oh young Muslim man shave yours? You’re gonna let a lady out beard you?
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Jubair
3 years
I think that’s fair
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Jubair
1 year
Will never understand how people try to justify mortgage bc of stability/security, u guys gotta develop some tawakkul in Allaah and read into verses and ahadith about interest
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3 years
11 years today Uno. Pls keep my father in your du’ā. Tell your parents you love them and thank them for raising you each day. They’re here today, gone tomorrow.
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9 months
Pls stop posting gory content of dead/dying Palestinians etc. Subhanallah we’ve gone from covering the dead to showing the dead. You don’t abandon respecting their dignity/etiquettes of the dead in an attempt to raise awareness
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@jubzy_497
Jubair
8 months
Gonna have this over my head for the rest of my life
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Jubair
2 years
Assalaamu’Alaykum all. I’ve published a blog about my eczema journey! About time too bc I wanted to do this ages ago. I’d really appreciate it if you like, RT, and share. Jazakallahu khayr.
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Jubair
2 years
Guess who’s landed a physiotherapist job alhamdulillah 🫠
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7 months
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8 months
You ever in the kitchen and pull a knife on ur mum and sister for jokes
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Jubair
1 year
Marriage cv’s should list weight just like they do with height, could save time and disappointment
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11 months
New ick - if she mods her car
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Jubair
2 years
EH?? THEY NEVER DM’D ME. IM SO CONFUSED. WHO. WHO TF KNOWS MY ADDRESS
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Jubair
2 years
I’m scared of Londoners man they’re so confrontational. One wrong move and they’re like woof woof woof
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Jubair
1 year
Nhs uniform is so emasculating
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Jubair
3 months
How do you think we’ll be granted righteous and guided rulers if you refuse to supplicate for them. Disease of the heart imo bc of emotions
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Jubair
1 year
“My dear wife please can you stop tweeting about me I feel uncomfortable with strangers on the internet knowing how I handle situations” is all it takes
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Jubair
7 months
😭
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Jubair
7 months
Low testosterone feet stance
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5 months
Survived petting a parrot
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Jubair
11 months
I don’t celebrate my birthday, I kindly request you stop wishing me
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Jubair
5 months
Fairs it’s not that bad (I’m still going back to long hair)
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Jubair
2 years
Wanna Eid Mubarak my way into her life but there is no her
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Jubair
1 year
Wyd when you’re married and your wife wants to have floral bedcovers
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Jubair
9 months
Feel bad for enjoying myself out here whilst everything else going on out there, it’s sinking in more. I just don’t feel happy, feeling more uneasy as each day goes by
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Jubair
1 year
Gm I can’t wait for it to finish
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1 year
Waiting for her to reply but there is no her
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Jubair
1 year
@Omario_Ali Na I’m creasing at the safety regulations 🤣🤣🤣 uk be doing a full debrief
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Jubair
2 years
If anyone wanted an update on me using Paula’s choice retinol for my eczema wrinkles. It’s been 4 weeks now, used it almost every day
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Jubair
3 months
Hope she murders all the rishtas her parents bring her
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5 months
Survived petting a camel
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Jubair
4 months
No way 2 people said I look like this guy wth man
@Fayezpriv2
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Somali with a south african Indian accent. this country has existed for long enough it's time for us to be saved
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2 years
He was physically affectionate towards me and my siblings. Always used to cuddle and kiss me as a child and I hated it lool. Now I’m forever grateful bc I know he left this world knowing full well he loved me with every ounce of his being. So I can’t second guess his love for me
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QT this with one thing your father did for you when you were young that you’re extremely grateful for now. #Alhamdulillah
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11 months
Homegrown fig, nicest fruit I’ve had
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Jubair
1 year
First time I saw this pic I genuinely thought it’s a boxing promo then I realised it’s Ustaadh 😭😭😭
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Hussain al-Naijiri
1 year
Last 10 nights.
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2 months
@Beanz1878 Character development fr, never again
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Jubair
9 months
Btw at the end of the appointment she told me she wants to be seen by a female physio. Well done Jubs 👍👍👍
@jubzy_497
Jubair
9 months
Was meant to tell a patient to sit on the edge for me, told her to sit on me (by accident) 👍👍👍👍👍👍
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@jubzy_497
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2 years
I used to think mufti Menk was amazing back in the days but man his behaviour/actions have been becoming quite alarming over the years. Was a tough pill to swallow, but I think only a select few would see where I’m coming from
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Jubair
7 months
If she says salary income then she should not be looking for marriage
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Jubair
10 months
Goes to show tho, in times of calamity mankind will call out to their lord, even if they don’t believe. Such is the natural disposition of man
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10 months
I’m sorry but what did they expect ??? 💀
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Jubair
2 years
Need to lower my gaze when I’m at the supermarket, I just lose control when I see all these snacks
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Jubair
2 years
Using this app called structured. I’ve had enough of telling myself Ima wing my routine without planning it all out
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Jubair
2 years
Me and her bc there is no her
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Jubair
9 months
Hijabi as well brooopo SO AWKS MAN WHYYYYYYY
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Jubair
2 years
Was in the waiting room for an exam and a student broke down into tears bc she felt hers went bad. I offered her some of my loaded fries. She looked like she wanted to slap me
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Jubair
2 years
PASSED MY TELEPHONE INTERVIEW I GOT MY INTERVIEW THIS THURSDAY YEAHHHH keep me in your ad’iyah
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Jubair
5 months
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Jubair
4 months
We are impressed by their cooking
@yoalexrapz
Alex Clark
4 months
I heard men are not impressed by a woman’s job title or degree, is that really true?
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Jubair
8 months
Piers trying his hardest to look slick 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😪🤣😪😪😪😪😪😪😪🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Piers Morgan
8 months
COMING NEXT WEEK.. My world exclusive interview with the Tate brothers in Romania. Only on ⁦ @PiersUncensored ⁩ 🔥
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5 months
I can get used to this ngl
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Jubair
2 years
I’m turning 25 on Sunday hagahaha I can’t believe it. Where have 25 years of my life gone. I’m not feeling it
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Jubair
8 months
This is abs crazy wtf 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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8 months
Ngl I suit this. Bring on February
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Jubair
9 months
No way I got a hater account Fs. What did I do to deserve this
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Jubair
2 years
@aniisbu @stillnogas Even tho you’re short a hurricane can’t even pick you up bc you’re that heavy
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Jubair
2 years
So I’m a chef now
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9 months
Who tf is this 😭😭😭
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7 months
This is like comparing a a Ferrari to a Vauxhall Astra
@Asim_TAA
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7 months
Warning from Imam Omar Suleiman for apparently being too shallow in his understanding of Islam, but then taking from Saleh Fawzan instead. Make it make sense.
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1 year
@fathima_nakooda Ah yes that slipper, gonna protect you from harm and bring you good isn’t it 😃
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Jubair
1 year
What’s ur fave house chore, mine is vacuuming and carpet cleaning
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2 years
Sad that I’m either gonna have a real hard time marrying into my own race or it’s gonna be long af
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2 years
You just got LITT UP #NewProfilePic
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Jubair
5 months
I really really hate it when non Muslims give their opinion on what Muslims should and shouldn’t do. Stfu
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2 years
Folks I think my atheist friend is coming closer to Islam!! May Allah guide him
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8 months
YHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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5 months
Most interesting thing I learnt on umrah was that male animals don’t produce milk
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Jubair
7 months
Windows xp in real life
@RedLightning420
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7 months
Where the hell am i ????
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Jubair
2 years
Thoughts on this? I believe we shouldn’t take insults from elders bc we gotta break that wheel Ofc, but that doesn’t mean we stoop to their level and insult them back
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Anthea 🤍
2 years
Can the younger generation normalise shutting down aunties who have nothing good to say except making sly remarks about your appearance, weight & personal life. Our mothers held back to avoid arguments but sometimes an argument is necessary so they're put in their place.
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2 years
YEAAAAA MARRRRRRRN FIRST TIME HAVING SOMALI FOOD
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2 years
I’m a SIMPle guy
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2 years
Should I keep letting my hair grow lads?? Some people say I look homeless but idk??
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2 months
😭😭😭😭😭
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2 months
Package secured
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Jubair
2 years
This age is weird man. Lots of people moving on with their lives. Everything is changing. People are going their separate ways.
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Jubair
1 year
MY DAD SPOKE AND WROTE ARABIC FLUENTLY AND ALSO SPOKE MALAY. Honestly this has given me a boost. It’s mad that I learn random facts about him even 13 years after passing
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@jubzy_497
Jubair
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Al aqidah al wasitiyyah books, verily they will be on the straight path in sha Allah
@EuropeInvasionn
Europe Invasion
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50 Danish students went to the mosque and listened to the Imam to learn about Islam.
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9 months
If you too recognise this picture….
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Jubair
6 months
Somebody need the edit this onto the scene where spiderman stops that train
@interesting_aIl
Interesting As Fuck
6 months
his claws are stuck 😭
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Jubair
10 months
Saddleworth moors was noice. Powered by 90% salbutamol inhaler, 8% north face and 2% willpower
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Not being wanted by the 1 woman we want
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