I pity people who are easily swayed by what they see and read on SM. Nya, nke gị analigo.. Not everything should be assimilated, maka ụfọdụ ndị bụ mere mere na iru kwampete n'azụ
Dad: *cuts his fingernails nails for 10 mins*
Me: *cut my fingernails in 2mins*
Dad: imechego? Idikwa fast..
Me: 😂ọ maka na ịnaghị afụ ụzọ🙄
And now he's not talking to me again😭
*Me 16th of June every year*
WhatsApp status: happy birthday to my parents
Friends: 'OMG' 'Both of them?'
'Seriously, how?' 'That's sweet, how did it happen?'
Smh, udk, udkwgio
Supervisor: Are you sure you can work with me?
Me: Yes ma.
*weeks later, in her office*
Supervisor: *Doodling while on a call*
Me: *Doodling while waiting for her*
My brain: *We have a lot in common, we are about to murder this project*
Did a gig for someone, since then we've been friends and he keeps bringing gigs(totally out of my niche, & I'm Killing it😌)
And to think I almost didn't take the first gig 🥹
Please (tag unión bank and cbn)I need help. My friend's mom's acct was compromised and 40k was withdrawn from her acct. This is a picture of one of the debits. Please we need the money back.. Help us!
Wo, whether y'all can cook or not, I love cooking, and I make food videos on my YouTube channel, so y'all can check it out and learn new recipes
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