Oluwatunmise Oluyede
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A dating app for people who love to be in long talking stages that go no where and lead to nothing. Linger
A dating app where you must stop others from finding their soulmates, making sure they're as perpetually single as you, Hinder.
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One time my parents went out of town for a wedding and left me(11) and my brother(13) at home. We got bored and decided to play seek.
My brother who had always being a crackhead went into my dad’s room and picked up a loaded gun.
what’s a core memory of yours that you can’t forget? could be anything, even something silly
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Started my day with two major L’s. By noon I already had two heavy rejection letters in my email and I’m now ending the day with the biggest acceptance/offer letter I’ve gotten this year.
Listennnn, I hope the light finds you when you desperately need it.
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Then I stay home. A job my husband does not want me at is a job I don’t need. That’s my king, my lord and the one who bestowed me with the most important title I’ll ever have. Kayabashatatata!
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“Why is there a loaded gun within a child’s reach”
It was not within our reach oh, my dad could not comprehend how he found it but then that boy was Dora the explorer but make it pro with a large dose of crack! He was a lot!
Love him with my life but he was an insane kid!
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Came back from Owambe that evening to find the entire neighborhood in their home.
The ones who were yelling at us and the ones who were crying and thanking god that my parents didn’t come home to meet two dead kids after waiting 17years to get them.
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“If you’re black nothing for you but if you’re… a whittie, whittie”
This continent needs rice.
What humility!
Despite his wealth and fair complexion, he remains open to all roles.
Van Vicker is on set pounding fufu.
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Bullet missed him by an inch. Would have gone straight through his head. There’s still a hole at that spot in the ceiling of the house I grew up in cos my parents refused to fill it up.
It was their stone of remembrance🤣
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I see everyone is having their fun and staring how revolutionary this era was with how boldly they represented queer people.
I’ll keep my thing brief. They always were used as cautionary tales.
Yeah, but carry on.
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He found me and as soon as I saw him with a gun, I started running. This somehow made it more fun for him cos crack and he chased me around our entire house with a gun. I finally got so terrified and told him I didn’t want to play anymore.
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In the process of trying to unload a gun like a pro which he evidently wasn’t, he pushed the trigger and boom! The gun went off. Remember how I said the gun was under his chin?
Well, turns out he moved it an inch forward while trying to be Arnold or whatever.
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He calls out to me and says “Come out, I’ll drop it” As soon as I step out of my room where I was hiding, homeboy raises up the gun(directly under his chin) and tried to unload the gun(He was perpetually on crack that one)
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After fangirling and goshing about
@renike
beauty last night, I took photos.
I mean, look at her 😍😍
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I need Nigerians as a collective to stop invalidating people’s feelings about things.
I have seen Gangs of Lagos and it’s brilliant, however I understand if someone says they won’t watch it because they vowed to not watch anything that Toyin is in. It is very VALID.
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It’s the joy on their faces for me!
I wrote my first web series and I absolutely cannot wait for everyone to see it.
#Ricordi
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Men are in the comments bodyshaming this woman.
Now, let’s ignore the fact that a large number of them don’t even have the means to make anyone a stay at home anything and discuss why y’all are so cruel to strangers for making choices that don’t affect you.
I’ll be damned if I make a woman with no ass a stay at home girlfriend
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Be kind to yourself today. Pain always schedules itself, schedule your pleasures.
Call someone who makes you laugh.
Do something that makes your heart sing.
Drink wine.
Whatever it is that makes this cold world less unbearable, schedule it and enjoy it.
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@ozzyetomi
I hope it's used to teach them that different dynamics exist and that it's completely fine too.
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@Izzieekong_
Tongues to confuse the coven of feminists trying to get in between the sandwich that is me and my man 😊
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There are no words to describe how terrible this person is.
Also, “Not all men” but not one person in that room checked him. Not one! They just sat there.
Sick fucks.
Here is Seyi talking about enabling his son and his friends to run trains on people's daughters...
#bbnaija
#bbnaijaAllstars
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@omolaraoriye
The edits are really cute but let’s not forget please. Once you see that in the plot, you automatically knew to wait for the shege they will see right before the “to god be the glory”
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@fkabudu
And then he can go ahead to chew the broken pieces because how else can a strong man show strength?
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@saratu
And it’s all so casual and said with no iota of care in the world. Almost like the women in front of him are transparent he doesn’t consider them human enough to care.
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Oho.
You believe that they are grown, mature and capable of making informed choices when it’s time to justify moving to 18/20 year olds at your big age of 42, now that they are being told to not be pressured into marriage and all of a sudden “impressionable”
Peak fooling
Younger women are only impressionable when older women advice them, otherwise it’s ‘as long as they’re of legal age’
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Make a case for more people to watch it especially considering that movie was shot two years ago and the producers could not have predicted how she unraveled in 2023.
We can hold two conversations, it doesn’t have to be “Na dust dey your brain” every time.
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@Bondkels
@SubDeliveryZone
I tried so hard to see the question in this post!
Most times we know what to do, we just lack the courage it takes to get it done!
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The need to control young girls and women’s bodies really does drive men to the depths of insanity, wickedness and stupidity.
Gawd!
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“Bro feels it’s affair” as per a grown ass man thought a 12 year old girl is capable of consenting not to mention have an affair?
His first reaction was not to kill the man but torture a child and then kill her.
Misogyny is so stupid, like brain dead stupid.
Girl gets her 1st period, bro feels it's affair and kills her in Thane
The child, however, did not have knowledge of the menstrual cycle and when the brother questioned her about the bloodstains, she was unable to explain.
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Oh wow! 20 year olds preying on 35+ married men? This is really sad, who is going to help redirect these helpless men to their wives now?
Let us pray.
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@ThatPHCBoy
🤣🤣🤣 Let me be the first to tell you today how much of trouble maker you are and we do sure love to see it.
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Me wondering if this is a good time to tell the story of how I saw wedding ring and jokingly said “Whose wedding ring are you wearing and why” only to see him freak out and then hesitate.
Me: what’s going on?
Him: It’s mine, actually I got married.
I felt life slip away😂
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You know how much of a STAR you have to be to still walk in a room and it goes still long after you’ve stopped appearing on people’s TV screens?
Genevieve MOTHER Nnaji. First of her name!
It’s definitely giving “I’m One of One”
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It’s people many people getting comfortable with being losers/bullies and telling us how much of miserable lives they have on the internet and that’s just so worrisome.
You’re an adult, have some manners ffs!
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Be very careful that you don't become what you fight in other people.
Sometimes take a minute from the fight and breathe. Embrace your humanity, don't forget why you started in the first place.
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So I just heard the remix of
@SympLySimi
Original Baby with
@Tuface__idibia
and it's dope!!!!
Awesome stuff guys. Something about two of your favourite artists getting on a song.
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Our documentary “Road 2 Blow” got nominated for the AMVCA’s. Our village really did that! 🎉🎉
Co-writing and producing this documentary is definitely on the list of things I’m most proud of on this journey.
#AMVCA8
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Zikoko really said “Lagos Hot Girls Assemble” yesterday and a great time was had by all.
#HERtitude23
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Didn’t break a beat, just continued like nothing. Beyoncé really birthed herself.
Watching this child go from that first performance to owning every stage she’s been on ever since is truly nothing short of iconic.
I know the affirmations are crazy over there at home.
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Isawuru please. Go play with the grandkids or something.
RED FLAG ALONG THE WAY
I am so afraid of the Youths of this Generation.
Many are not Preparing enough to enter into Marriage. Many are very Shallow in their knowledge of Marriage. They Prepare more for the Wedding Day, than for the Marriage Life. No Deep studies on what Marriage
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Listennnn, Ayra baby, you will forever be famous.
She checked that audacity quickly and reminded him who he was in front of and that’s on Sability.
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@FizzyThatcher
My mum spoke to my Aunty this morning who lives in Ekiti and she swore it was Igbo people. The way we all pulled up on her sha, lets just say it will be a while before she shows up for sunday lunch. It's so annoying
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Gotta love the versatility of being a woman. The ability to shape shift is truly stuff of legends.
From “Expired milk” to “backbone” to “neck” and the list goes on.
Today, we’re “Cold leftovers” what a life! What a power!
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*Teaser Alert
Experienced a roller coaster of emotions Producing this, having these conversations and being a part of telling these stories.
To be able to give voice to them in a lot of ways is definitely something we did that I’m really proud of.
#Road2Blow
is coming.
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Might not be able to fully explain it but I have never heard a more befitting sound for a video ever.
Excellent pairing.
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#AMItura
was the first Telenovela I ever worked on and I always describe it as my first attempt at swimming in the deep end. An experience of a lifetime that has paid off in more ways than I can count.
Congratulations to us!
@JamesOmokwe
Congratulations!
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@onosowobo
“Genders war are stupid” yes, because they are a made up concept, it’s not a thing!
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#AMVCA9
Let me tell you, beautyyyy was served!
Also, it’s Award Winning Writer to you now OKAY!???? Okay then 😉
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Bras are too damn uncomfortable for you people(read men) to think women are generally avoiding them to catch your attention.
I personally made a decision to wear them less this year as I realized they were quite literally cutting my life short from all the pain in my neck/arms.
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IT’S A WRAP.
6 months, 83 shoot days and we DID THAT.
Phew! Exhausted but i’m so excited about what’s coming.
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But please, don’t invalidate people’s decisions not to promote or contribute to work that someone who sided with their oppressor is in.
PLEASE JUST STOP!
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I hope you’re showing up for the young ones around you, being a safe space for them to speak up and learn so they can be inspired to live and do it better.
It won’t matter what they call you if you’re just there without offering any kind of support and guidance. Be about it.
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@ozzyetomi
I dare say your work is DONE! Boy’s asking all the right questions it appears. Do masterclass sensei!
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@thearitokpo
The first sentence and how it totally disarms us from judging you😂😂😂😂. I have to stan.
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"Lord, provide job for those who don't have jobs"
😂😂😂😂
Like fam! Only three of us at this prayer meeting and two people are dressed up for work😂😂. Just say the name with your chest pleaseeee!
Has anyone ever prayed for you and dragged you with their prayer?
“God whatever is keeping her life stagnant and unlivable, the unfortunate anguish that is her existence, Lord remove it. The failure that has accompanied her every move, banish it lord!”
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@your_stepdad
Covering all grounds you see😂😂😂. So that you will have a well rounded view of what to expect living with your master. You forgot to add " If he eventually does not return, your children will be your crowning glory and compensation for all your trouble" win-win sturvs
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The clouds moved a lot more today so here are celebration photos!
🥳 🥰
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Happy International Women’s day to all women. Don’t forget to step out of line.
You’re worthy and deserving of everything!
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@your_stepdad
How does one say something this personal and go on to say "Every woman"? The ills of social conditioning! People really find it hardnto comprehend that some people never want to be married. Sigh
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@EniolaHu
it's all in the conditioning. Truth is most people spent at least half their lives listening to folks make excuses for men's inability to be or do something. You hear something so much and it's only a matter of time before your brain sets to "Auto excuse" if you're not mindful.
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Religion is where common sense goes to die, nothing you say will ever change their minds. Rest!
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I need everyone involved in BREATH OF LIFE to step up to the podium cos y’all ATE this one all up!
Just minutes in and I DIG IT SO MUCH.
Also I’m going to need that playlist by morning.
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I feel like I am about to lose all the progress I've made in the last 365 days. Like I'm about to lose it and just start calling BS.
That whole statement just has me messed up. Jesus please be a fence!
Biodun Fatoyinbo is guilty, he is a predator and needs to go away!
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@your_stepdad
The many times you've come through with a laughable on this app! Imagine spending your day with doctors poking away and you reach for your phone see this and then start laughing out😂😂😂😂. Yep, that's me right now. Thank you!
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Just broke into a smile thinking of how in my dollar bag I’m about to be this year.
Great times! Love it for me.
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That man is a policeman! He threatened to strip, beat and then lock her up and all the men present did was appeal to him.
Like they were begging a man who whipped out his dick in public to not be angry and have mercy!
This is why your “not all men” mean nothing!
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Reflecting, and this year, I worked on two African Magic shows as Writer and Associate Producer on of which happens to be a 260(Yeah ask about me😊),wrote and produced a documentary, went on to write a bunch of commercials, and a live show!
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The world is so unfair to children.
The way people expect children to suck it up and shove it down when the adults in their lives let them down is mental.
There’s no world where it’s okay to place the burden of care for an abusive adult on kids. It’s not okay.
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From the Producers of “My wife not my family” comes another blockbuster.
Truly wondrous!
It's understandable to pissed when you're taking care of a child whose mother you don't have feelings for anymore. It's literal bad investment. Who'd want to keep funding a project for whom passion had been lost?
But making this about sex is just a twisted narrative.
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My mum is throwing a 40th shindig in Nigeria for my brother who lives in L.A 😅
Soooo extra but I dig it.
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