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18+Only. 31. LF FFXIV RP They/He. I DM First. IC HUSBBY: @BartendingCrow BANNER @spinreload Don't Touch Shit Without Asking. BLM Since 1000BC FFXIV- @zoktai

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@CosmicDarg Literally:
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@MFDOOM Doom passed away. Transitioning is a word used for those who have entered hospice. (For example my mom back in 2017.)
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@MFDOOM For those who don't know what Hospice is it's a place where those who are Terminally Ill got when life expectancy hits an all-time low in length of time. The rest you can google. Best well wishes to Doom and their Family.
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"I swear to god using nuclear Defcon 1 Terminology when a literally war is going on is the BIGGEST tone deaf shit you could do."
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@yandhiisntreal He literally fights a bear three criminals a perverted nudist and a mountain lion so his girlfriends can enjoy a day hiking by themselves. He's literally the goat.
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@mfxdraws Me skipping this to just threaten artist to give me their kofi links and paetrons
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@ScarletNoct @HannyahZ @fuufuurinrin Hannyah :"Hey Chat! Get aload of this person not translating CN for me for my argument" Face ass.
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@Annamatedarts My version is this but im chasing them with a wad of cash. "CAN YOU DO ME A FAVOR ILL PAY!"
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@piedr649 @JakeTheLastname "..Aren't you going to ask if I'm a boy or girl?" "Y e s."
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@MFDOOM Also just speaking ahead, It hurts writing a letter announcing someone is going to die. Hence the wording. Seeing someone who one month or a year ago was at your side up and vibrant now struggling to even wake up makes every letter typed that much harder. Please respect that.
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@DestroyerXd01 @SigmaActivity Racist Orange is not the way I expected this to go.
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@CosmicDarg @TheHaloworkshop is the one that has the talent i just pay for haha funny art of my oc
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@DagnoBlue @ccakeyy Remember when there were scalpers for pandemic supplies like hand sanditizer?
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@Pasta_Taco @TAHK0 WE HAVE A TIME MACHINE WE COULD HAVE SAVED HIM
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@kishgull Honestly customizable mcs was the path they should have stayed on tbh.
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@notfcknsoryu 40 hour work week with benefits at 22-26$ an hour should NOT be a unicorn but the bare minimum we really need to [Level up] with certain bosses as exp grinding.
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@Bulbagarden When other Primeapes die they finnaly can rest. Then... there are the chosen ones:
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@alchykiller "I'm going to be come a regular immediately. "
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@MattTheSunbro @seraytonin_ray @Merryweatherey @TheLazyPinguin Dudes arent even ugly frfr just not hot they’re all normal.
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@kirbyfan45 @reflectionXIII Yeah fire emblem shows it all the time.
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@LuigiTKO Honestly I would love a stage that changes characters to old sprites like flatzone makes them all flat.
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@StreetFighterJA @Ginseng___ ...That logo is so boring? Like.... like a beta logo straight from the CEO desk.
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@ianmo02 @CAPYBARA_MAN Bur the capybara does because they do not care.
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@Pokemon Gee Scarlet/Violet. They let you have TWO professors?
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@Solid_Steak44 @kohakudoori CARLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS?!?!
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@TheJwhatever @DiddyKongRaving he's the only one who was a martial artist outside of being a gym leader so you know he gave hands if his pokemon fainted.
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@JeoRanger @SappySappster Naruto answers the question can 100 middle schoolers beat up one professionally soldier.
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@DownrightShoddy ???? huh? there's a new bowsette art at least every week
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@GalaxySantaIII @washue_art @Kirvyx Trunks (future) ,berus,weis, yoshi, piccolo, krillin, 17, yamcha, tien, yanjarobe, gohan, yhey just need 6 more
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@VoksMoth Honestly people got way to comfortable being perverted over literally anything in any space tbh.
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@dan_mattew Put me inthe discord Immediately. I'm an art teacher your work is fine and if you want ot improve simply starting with a sketch to lien art would be a solid start but as a art piece its great and easily identfiable as mario. They can ROYALLY fuck off and id love to tell them too.
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@whispceon Eat chocolate.
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When I thought I was playing Genshin Impact I was actually playing Among Us with a friend. #PS4share
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@jm_heacock @alifarhat79 @EnronChairman she's not standing against inovation and quality of life. She's standing against the explotation of the invidual you can have all these things and still be paid a living wage,given better healthcare, free insulin, and more so without having to DIE to get it.
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@h_wallacepires I need a full world tour comic story in your style of conedy
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@vilepluff Tsarenna: The only one you should be looking at..... IS Me.
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@SappySappster STAMP ON THE GROUND JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP MOVE IT ALL AROUND STAMP ON THE GROUND!!!
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@MORRRRBIDDD @SimperialTroop7 @cfcbarny @juleesssy @kirawontmiss I rathe rcomplain about being bored then complain about being homeless.
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@snacks_fruity2 When your friend is SO bad at games that a part you thought was a cakewalk has you covering your face in shame as they struggle through it. Them: "THIS GAME IS SO TRASH" Me Internally: Nah nigga you just that bad.
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@jm_heacock @alifarhat79 @EnronChairman You do realize capalitism is not what created those things right? It just sells them.
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@click_burgundy @navigavi >Sees meme about being a chad >Draws self as chad to celebrate followers >Refuses to elaborate >Leaves
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@_kairy_draws_ IF you're not like this to artist: Then don't bother. DMing.
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@SoapsCumArt @_Vissery Incinroar was to fit with wrestling as the -Evil type-(What dark is in jpn) so his typing was planned for the start.
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@AzuGleam "Haha you fool."
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@HeroBrenn @PkmLegendArceus I don't trust humans with pokemon. To many succesful Giovanni's ,Lysandre, Cyrus's in history.
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@VanessaABrown3 @DeDuppio you are missing the point illl explain it simple for you in 2post. Being a small adult and being treated one one side as a child who if anyone likes you is a pedo while on the other side pedophiles are into you cause they think you LOOK like a child instead of an adult woman/man.
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@JammingKirb @Super_Shanko @RealUltraFox I feel like wario gets a pass though? Like can anyone not expect a fart joke out of him?
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@ZeBlackBallD me at every eldritch bring you create.
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@oby1sky @itsPaulAi @TheJasSingh I's not competing at all you all are just too broke to pay an actual artist.
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@BrenoGF144 @amulet_spad15 @SheevTalks @DrakeVagabond @BlessedSouthpaw Right? I never see these kinds of post about Guy Gardner and NOONE likes him.
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@Fighter33The @pokemonszn Piccolo is such a fucking dad.
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@Roshy_19_02 RENTARO THE GOOOOOAT THE GOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT WE LOVE A MC WHO'S OPEN WITH HIS LOVE FOR HIS PARTNERS WHO BREAKS ALL REALITY TO ENSURE THEY'RE HAPPY TO NEVER FAULTER AND DO WHATEVER HE CAN TO LOVE THEM!
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@snacks_fruity2 I WAS ABOUT TO BE SO AOFFENDED THEN I REALIZE YOU'RE RIGHT IT'S SO GARBAGE DON'T TOUCH IT IT's jsut as bad as undead unluck noone needs to read either of them especially the massive horde of others.
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@SEBUTHEWORLD we need CSM to be a devil may cry/metal gear revegence/madworld-esque hack and slash with over the top blood spilling
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@BurgerDum Dark=Evil not shade/shadows etc These are CURESD relic pokemon as in OOGA BOOGA HEX CENTRAL
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Unsure if your chest is well protected? Why not use this upstanding lizard to test the might of his jaw against your armor! Free for the all 18 and up. Feel free to draw your oc in the pic all genders welcome. Drawn by @TheHaloworkshop *We’re not liable for licked tiddy.
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@dudemaker2000 @Extremezotako @OhOkayThen6 @ABXYdumbfuck Being a doctor isn't easy, just because someone can do it doesn't mean they want to. and tbh i rather have doctors who WANT to be doctors then someone who hates it.
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@DracoGatom @Annamatedarts -sees your art- GUESS WHAT NOW YOU DO WILL DM SHORTLY!
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@Bloodyedge2 @Anaimus_ @gallsofsteel @TGSF20 @thefinalsage Gallows humor is only funny when the one ON the gallows is making it. Being black and making racist BLACK joke with friends -OK- Being a guy making a rape joke about strangers- Not OK- It'd be weird ,but 'ok' if she her self made a caption "Looking for my crazy horse."
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@CronaTheMaken @stonerthegoat Just need to add mega punch mega kick low sweep and foul play text boxes
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@Dreamboum Well...Mi'qote are 'technically' a dying breed. Got to repopulate some how I guess. Still having a partner to chat with in your adventure....honestly sounds really fun if not funny.
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@LawandHijinks @YoinkySploinky_ @Copperlockscum @MattShipmanVO Jack black definatly can be bowser. Im not sure about chriss at all BUT KEEGAN AS TOAD? I CANT FUCKING WAIT FOR THAY
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@NumsNam I hate you for baiting me like this. I'm shaking and crying right now. HOW DARE YOU! IT's so good I believed it. I was so happy for so few seconds OTL AHHHHHHHHH YOUR ART IS IMMACULATE AND YOUR SKILLS ARE AMAZING BUT DAMNNNNN YOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUU
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@catsuka Enjoy eating in your dungeons? Play a game inspired by the same concept by the company behind Disgaea! Monster Menu The Scavenger's Cook Book! Eat to survive in the dungeon!
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@WaifusTrash @GrazinaIgor THAT'S THE REAL PART?
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@snacks_fruity2 My old ass still in love with my first ficitional crush to this day:
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@SuperLouis_64 ... took me 7 tries for that boss wit ha regular controller......damn. You're honestly amazing
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@BG_KOF WHY?! HE WAS HAPPILY MARRIED?! THIS CAN'T BE REAL?!
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@VanessaABrown3 @DeDuppio Its damning on both sides when some people can't help how they're born just want people to be into them and love them as adults. Without loli,shota, internet white knighting attached.
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@Peargor Show the plushies and ill show mine.
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@PaladinDraws @Qwerty_Soda There's a stereotype all black artist draw in the boondocks style of art. It's hella annoying cause people act shocked when we show our styles and proficient in multiple mediums.
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@maveytrash @ricorisu_n Becoming the Villian with good intentions is one of my favorite tropes.
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@TheUncleAlShow I need this in japanese just to send it directly to nintendo HQ.
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@FootballFilmJu1 @mmoskvit @desir_micbrian @FightHaven Right now you're only thinking if 'she' had a gun. You're not thinking about if 'he' had a gun. Despite the beat downs everyone walks away. A gun gurantees she may not even got justice.
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@Peargor I'm really sorry for your experiences. the relation is real.
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@FourtyFingers Gave him that Rock Polish™ Fade
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@migamarx @YoDuppio @beanzaru Vtubers are just bad roleplayers. They are just themselves instead if their chracecter. /j
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@LeottaLisandro @SariegoAlonso @SinfulBehaviors @krembeni Funny enough there's a manga that makes fun of EVERY b-grade shark horror movie by having the protagonist shark have super powers. [[Killer shark in another world.]]
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@Necrossion @Growlithography @spirallesbian Ghetis wanted to conquer the world and render him the only one able to use pokemon. Giovanni just wanted to be rich.
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@jm_heacock @alifarhat79 @EnronChairman Most of the technoligies your listing were invented in times of war not to 'just make a profit' then they are tuned to be better and push the limits of said technology. Profit is not the sole motivator plus evne so they could be sold at aprofit thats -HEALTHY- for the consumer.
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@glacier_clear To the ones claiming all the text bubbles below! You don't have to stay!
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Dark skin = evil
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what's a trope most people love but you HATE ?
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@munchycrunch456 @Gerikonious @bawsketa @ReverendClown Then they can rot. We came for muscular girls to appreciate. Not to be bigots. Now cause of them we have a risk of not having it at all.
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