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@yunise_murray In order of my favorite comedians 1. George Carlin - Anything by him is gold 2. Kings of comedy - Bernie Mac 3. Killing them softly, Stick and Stones - Dave Chappelle 4. Kattacalypse, Great America - Katt Williams 5. Voodoo Child - Eddie Griffins
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@DavidVujanic You really had to remind us we're getting old 🤦🏾‍♂️
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Me shooting my shot at Passaris in Karen Country Club
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@UnitedStandMUFC @AlexCTurk PSG board when they hear we want Mbappe as part of the Pastor Fred deal.
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@tyler090__ @nerdjpg I'll probably eat some popcorn seeds so I'll surprise the incinerator dude 😂
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When your grades are bad, but your friend is also not performing 😂 #OleOut
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@othelloKE Hacker accessing my account and only finding 30 KSH
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@_crazynairobian When Scar Mkadinali gets on a motorcycle he wears a helmet to protect the road 🙂
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@droid254 @itsrobuu Nduthi guy: Nliingia illuminati naambiwa leo nilete mtu mmoja Me: Eeh, inafaa hivyo
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@Arabbeau Kenya 🙂
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Just when they thought we were done Gather around Messi FC
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@Xaniken Optimus Prime. Optimum Bribe
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Dennis Ombachi is an Olympian. Dennis Ombachi cooks fantastic food for street kids. Waitherero is a Kenyan Twitter noisemaker Waitherero uses carrots, potatoes and water, lots of water, as the main spices in her food. Waitherero is opined about Dennis Ombachi's food
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@ingasiania @_6ossire Watu watabaki town ni Masai 😂
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@LowLifeZoe They deserve to be cellmates with the pineapple pizza weirdos 🤦🏾‍♂️
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@JoeyMannarinoUS @Scottinthearena Homeboy said Decepticons 😂😂
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@HeemMufc Disrespectful Kwani sisi ni wanawake?
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If I send you this picture know that I have no respect for your size.
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@EZRAwaCHELSKI Hey, you dropped this
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@ShankiAustine Tumia Kilundeezy 3k alafu hiyo 117 sasa unaeza tumia kama capital for a skill you have
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@kilundeezy 😂😂😂 We pick up from where we left
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De Gea screaming #OleOutNow in every Manchester United match
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@Sir_Shambala @kmonetmoore @_milkmaid @taniyiaa @MonetsWay Finally someone said it 😂 I'm Soo tired with we black people forcing our color down everyone's throat b
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@mutuahkiilu @Ki__kiiii_ Are we still having this debate? Here's the list rom 1-5 1. Khaligraph Jones 2. Papa Jones 3. Omollo 4. Lwanda Magere 5. O.G
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The Kenyan government and relevant bodies should release a report on the population changes of wild animals especially Jumbos, between the time that international travel into the country was banned I'm sure we'll notice something very interesting. I promise it's not coincidental
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@ShankiAustine 😂😂 Watu tunacheka loudest ni watu tunaeza relate
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Ian Isigi, I sent you to take a letter to my crush in class 8 and you read it and used my lines on her. I pray that every Avocado you pick has an overly large seed and is unripe on the inside. Mbwa
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Do y'all just randomly remember a friend you had as a kid and wonder how they're doing rn?😂
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@King_KongT @JoyJMurraya On these grounds there shall and must be violence, bloodshed and war. We are here not to partake in it by any means, just to ensure it's occurrence in full potential Violence 12: 3-5
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@aijukaT97 @utdmu20 Like how I dropped this ratio
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Kanairo is so seductive Credits @leeachieng98
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@LennyMakori 😂 Wueh, when girls shoot their shot they make sure it's a headshot 🤦🏾‍♂️
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@RodgersKipembe Ukieka Gundogan captain na apate injury kwa double gameweek
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@officiialex Istg, I'd willingly forgive cheating before even thinking of forgiving this.
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@fvckingshine Naah fam, your dad knows it runs in the genes
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Spanish FA looking at De Gea's happy social media posts
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@Theo_mwangi Octipizzo hata atoe ngoma na mamangu siezi skiza 😂
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@_fels1 I always like the contrast between the callers and the people Maina sends his shout-outs to "Kimani wa Ummoiner, Jeff wa Kutus Sacco... A very bright Morning my brother"
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Sichuweshen 😂
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@CrazyDREAMER254 Mayday mayday, we need backup
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@WangechiCaramel @6ringson 😂😂 Content I signed up for
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@mundumbili @OfficialShinski Kazi ya kichwa yako ni ku-separate maskio tu 😏
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@CollinsKaranja3 Tulisema hatununui gazeti jioni 🙂
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Real Madrid; Delivering prime humility since 1924
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@Kimuzi_ @itsrobuu If I ever commit suicide I want y'all to remember that at least I was killed by a real nigga 🙂
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Jokes aside, being atheist or Agnostic doesn't warrant anyone to make fun of another's god or beliefs. Poking holes here and there is fine But insisting your practices are superior over another is just trash 🙂
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Atheists wamejaa sikuizi hadi mtu akinisaidia naogopa kumwambia God Bless You
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@amerix Mwanumme ni kujipaka vumbi, hakuna makeup hata mafuta is a no
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@javroar @itsrobuu 🤦🏾‍♂️
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@amerix Daktari: You cannot flog a Dead Horse Simps:
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I once boarded a matatu to town at 4:45. Some pastor got in to preach and someone from the back confronted him with; "Si ungojee hata Mungu aamke Kwanza ndio uanze kumpigia Kelele"
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@iamchimano @sleekysluther @Wafunya 😂😂😂😂 How TF can you hate this guy? Hooow?
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@amerix Keep her guessing, keep her wondering Key points hapa
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Unpopular Opinion @RabbitTheKing Destiny was waay ahead of it's time 🙂
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@jamlick__ @sleekysluther There's no debate here PEAKY BLINDERS 🙂
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Judge - A , Lawyer - B, Karao C minus Sewersydaa is on his own level 🔥
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I can't wait for this amapiano craze to die. We ninjas with two left feet are really struggling 😏
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Flossing Mauwano is very mad
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I was sitted outside watching some kids playing football. Suddenly I noticed it getting bigger and bigger, then it hit me.
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Lol, nimeona one of my exes kwa stand na Jersey ya Kabras. There's no way they could've won with that snake on their side. Skylar wherever you are, thank you for doing the lord's work.
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@droid254 We sell other people's work without permission. Anyway grab your ebooks and audiobooks at fair prices
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@AllanNyash When Scar Mkadinali is jogging, he wears shoes to protect the road from his feet 🙂
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@Orwa_Ke Stop it Kwani sisi ni wanawake?
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A while back I really had some big crush on some Lady, after talking to her for a while and realizing she also likes me i stopped talking to her I can't entertain someone with such poor taste in men 😏
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@_fels1 Prayer is based on 50-50% if you pray to God, there is a 50% chance of it happening. If you pray to Kenny Rogers, there is also a 50% chance of it happening. Just pick your poison
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@Kimanzi_ @AlfredMwandagha I remember in our class hiyo kitabu ya Manywele ilikuwa na one chic na lazima ungesimp ndio uisome. Mimi na ninjas tuliekwa kwa FBI notorious list juu ya rebellion. Ukionekana anywhere near us jua tu your chances of reading that book zimekua reduced to nil 😂
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@alvin4kl Can't repeat it enough
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@Kimanzi_ @AlfredMwandagha Anyway Alice Mueni, wherever you are I hope Unafanya kazi na printing press. Ghasia 😏
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@40Forty_lounge @sleekysluther Mbunde before the photographer came his way
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My neighbor has been disrupting my peace with his sound system. Today he tried playing Khali Cartel 4 on full volume. Live scenes
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@crim_tweets_ This thing that makes your food rotate in the microwave
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@_crazynairobian If I got mugged in town right now I'd help the robber look for money in my pocket for a small fee 🙂
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Mnajua nacheka kwanini?
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Daaaaaaah...daaaaah, sisi hao twaja Pwani kupiga shughuli ifaavyo pale MSC. Hii #Driftwood7s hatuna budi ila kuibeba jameni!!! #KabrasSugar #Sportpesa7s #TangtangRugby #KenyasSweetest
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Ha, look what I found
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@amerix Stickers are on matatus
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@Crazy_Nairobian 😂😂😂 Kuna mtu amesema ati Aubamayeng ako na letters mingi kwa jina yake kushinda bao zote za arsenal 😂😂
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@ShankiAustine 😂😂😂 wakigeuzwa cards anafungua casino mzima buanaa
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@ShankiAustine I swear kuna companies here in Nairobi that run on unpaid attachees, just changing manpower after 3 months
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@sharszd @socialistraptor MF did you just say bestest
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@droid254 Sakaja is playing safe politics By saving his governor, he goes against the party position, by playing by his party's wants he betrays his governor. No harm there
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The year is 4 BC, Jesus is absent, David De Gea is Chosen to Save Christians
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