Ciaran Zagami
@Oktoberblitz
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Iam a sexually confused anxious eboy™ ♂️on the internet acquiring respect through relatable, and often times humorous posts, the quality of which varies heavily
37.6 Trillion Miles Away
Joined May 2017
I hate technology my phone didn't save the photo I took of the turkey slices this year
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I've had male-friends who've called suicide hotlines and been hung up on.
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@LynxHasWares Never forget some dude plays street fighter at a competitive level with his fucking FACE because his arms dont work.
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@DarthD0n @JOHNofWAR they have a lot of artists who want to work on it (which makes sense) but no coders (which also makes sense).
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@Octavius_DP I like Murata's design a lot but then again I'm like that. This design goes hard tho, she looks like the slightly weird looking anemic type of person you would expect to be a psychic.
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@david_z94 @rifqyD A lot of hotlines are underfunded and understaffed so they just take whoever they can so most of them can't handle the pressure and have few to no qualifications. Also from the replies its a depressingly common reaction.
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@RetroFirearms The ultimate proof there is no such thing as a altruistic act. All altruism is performed for the benefit of ones own ego.
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@AmericanFietser Bro you are living proof that that cyclists need motorbike licences. Did you forget what a stop sign is? How the right of way works?.
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@FirearmsRetro fun fact that response is because your heart rate slowed so fast your brain thought you were dying so it dumped some adrenaline into your system to try and revive you. You basically jump-scared your adrenal glands so their getting revenge.
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@iuntue Even if Bridget being trans is 100% intended and not some localizer shenanigans I don't think you could pick a worse character. His backstory is that he was LITERALLY GROOMED HIS ENTIRE LIFE AGAINST HIS WILL TO BE A GIRL. Also why does he still have the symbol of mars hairpin?
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@lmpressiveCock @greencomulon Two men cannot interact ever or the tumblr side of the internet will call them gay.
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@Fujyno @JAPversus I swear that the new XCOM games lied about the odds whenever they gave you a percentage.
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@malarkeyman69 @geoddo Are you serious right now?. Where do you think all the metal you interact with every single day comes from? do all the doors in your house have wooden hinges and locks? Do you think we milk some kind of cow for iron? What about the gold in the machine you used to make that tweet.
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@SukebanGames I had an argument with a friend about who was better Solid Snake or Big Boss and someone joined the Discord and honestly thought if we were debating if Dana Zane could beat up Solid Snake. So that spawned this wonderful image:
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@YtersBitching Jim used to really spit facts about the corruption in the games industry and the self serving failure of games journalism . Then he became trans? Or something. His wife left him and I think he just took it real bad and went on an approval seeking spiral.
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@twt_savadava @Based_Kaworu_ AFTER SO MUCH SEARCHING.I FOUND YOU.THAT IS MY FAVOURITE KIWI TYSM
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@DocStrangelove2 Ain’t he called barbecue because he fucking roasted a man alive and then ate him?????.
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@gibslythe *Reads this casually nodding along*."Literally not a single white character in sight".Excuse me what. Are you saying that if a product has a single white character in it, that that characters mere existence is a negative quality in your eyes?.
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You know you fucked up when your game has more negative reviews in the last 12 hours than players in the last 48.
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@usermoose @7nuns @GreenTextRepost @DaSupremeXtream You’ve never been to a farmers market if you think they’re cheap lol.
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@WormsCrazyGolf @mm3wood Someone started a meme that replaced the Minecraft bee stripes with the trans pride flag stripes and people took it seriously and made a transrights bee mod and some other stupid shit that just makes you want to go
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@cheemsberger @disclosetv Afraid of being betrayed by the people they swore to protect more like.
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@emmanuclearr @gibslythe If your excluding a whole group of people based on skin colour is that not the text book opposite of diversity?.
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@gammashitlord If all the people who've been cheering on Lab Zero lately picked up and played Skullgirls it would probably set a new all time peak player count. But they won't because they are the kind of people who were never interested in it to begin with.
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@PunishedLuc It's cause back when the books were written stirring drinks was seen as rude because it took more of the bartender's time time they could use serving other customers so saying "Shaken, not stirred" was more Bond being polite not any flavour preference.
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@TheEbonyMaw I think people are just so oversaturated with LGBT culture that they just kinda switch off and don't wanna hear about it.
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@AbdurrahmanTrad @AdamAmericaBook Art style directly controls readability.Readability is essential game play.*Insert the TF2 essay about making classes identifiable and doing all the art in grey scale*.
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@NucleusNine @WormsCrazyGolf @MarlonVids Like for instance how do I stop some big mean motherhubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new BEEhind.
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@vexedfennec A fandom without gatekeeping is like a fortress with its gates unbared and unguarded
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@HiryurBajr I'd like to expand on this one a little. When they removed the unfair difficulty bullshit in DS2 people hated it and called it too easy. And when DS3 became even more unfairly difficult (outright including unwinable encounters) people praised it more than ever.
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Who can I pay to redraw this meme but its Kiwi from Cyberpunk Edgerunners instead of this blonde chick?
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@Auri01927202 You forgot the best part . He basically exists in an elevated state in constant contact with the warp meaning he is exposed to the full shape of the chaos gods at all times.
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@UnhingedArab There is enough plastic in both of their faces to build a couple billion lego sets.
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@basedbinkie Because if my ally isn't slightly evil and isn't out for her own aims then our desperate alliance isn't as sketchy and the arc where we actually become very close friends won't be as meaningful.
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@BurstangelIn @MrRandem Ramlathal isn't even "black" she's a non human artificial life form. Does this mean humans can't voice aliens or spirits now?.
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@magicalgirlnoir Remembering the time an official Lupin movie went out of its way to translate Lupin's name into English as "wolf" because they couldn't be bothered to respect the French character he's named after.
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@Quarter_Cheese @Nieveria22 @Shoyoumomo_ He's literally homeless and there's offical capcom art of him in his undies at a laundromat waiting for his gi to dry.
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@iampikachus @jtidsfriend You know how in movies and games jets always have a loud ass alarm that goes off when the enemy fires a missile at them? This guy just tripped one of those alarms on that helicopter while trying to advertise a probably stolen piece of millsurp.
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@general_bandana @ABassGuitarist Geniune question. Since when does the actress have the writing authority to make calls like that?.
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@Evan1918 @CountDankulaTV I think they were aiming for strongman/dead lifter type build but then someone decided no Thor needs fat flabby arms and to have a build like someone on a mobility scooter
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@EdotenseiRaizel It's someone being very polite telling you that "My culture is different my tastes are different and I didn't write this for you so if you don't like it go read something else".
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@DonutOperator @CorrodedZoul Never understood how anyone can convince themselves someone having the life strangled out of them could scream out anything let alone get out a full sentence.
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@StamyTheZombie Idk how it is in the states but up here in Canada our help hotlines are awful.
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@rex22mm I like how they made the wolf sad. I don't actually, I just can't describe why its funny.
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@Quarter_Cheese @Nieveria22 @Shoyoumomo_ I too would be intimidated by Ryu from Streets if he just stood next to me with no shirt on.
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@BNONews @fooled_trooper SUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. I GOT A WELDING MASK.
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@some1else45 I like how the guy in front of her is so exhausted he’s just annoyed by her presence more than anything.
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@Gw33pR @oomfieburger He stabbed someone in the head and got exactly what was coming to him lol.
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@TheNewWIsHere @DionneGrant You left out the part when on his death his 800 slaves were all put to death because state was in such a decline no one else could feed or house them all.
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@linkartoon Because people subscribed to Crunchy Roll believing that they would use the money to acquire the rights to show more anime. Instead high level CR staff took that money and donated it to their friend's project High Spice Guardian.
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@NotHaru47 >Check Bio.>ADHD. So what I'm hearing is "Please get rid of her titties. I can't focus on three things at once.".
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Izanami was right.
Persona 4 be like "Be your true self! But only if your true self isn't gay, isn't trans, isn't too much of a tomboy, doesn't dress weird, inherits the family business and generally abides by cultural norms. You can like sewing but your friend will still call you a slur."
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@funnygamedev @SubaPettan If they saw how American wealth dispersal works they'd probably just assume George was a 1%er.
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Lmao your content was always cringe anyway
The argument that there can't be female Space Marines because it violates established lore or canon or whatever is not only completely asinine, but reflects a total misunderstanding of the Warhammer 40,000 universe.
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You know you fucked up when your game has more negative reviews in the last 12 hours than players in the last 48.
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This guy out here wearing lightning mc queen crocs and replying to any criticism with League of Legends gifs.
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@Ladyaceina @iuntue You are trying to pitch a character traumatized by childhood abuse and grooming as trans representation. Are you absolutely sure this is the image you want to go with and not a massively harmful stereotype?.
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@sutaseiba I love that Plastic Man is 100% okay with blatantly talking down Superman because he cannot be killed.
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