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Jimmy James

@ObstatMicroDong

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Jimmy James
1 year
@NadasBubblegum @Timcast Oh wow well if the blue checkmark chucklefuck brigade heard about it then it must be true.
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1 year
@iamMarketWiz @CNN Nobody murdered a baby. A woman had a medical procedure. The pro-life crowd is so dramatic 🥱
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5 months
@mericanaf7 When is your due date?
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1 year
@feraljokes @Eve6 Reagan was one of the worst presidents in modern history but the right doesn’t like to talk about it. The guy sold out the middle class to corporations. He was a paid spokesman because he couldn’t get acting work anymore. He only ran for office because that ran dry too.
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@autipulatious @WorldWideWob Celtics composure was the difference
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1 year
@Colleennorell @keithboykin He had no idea of that when he pulled the trigger. Enough with that trope
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9 months
@SantaSurfing @PapiTrumpo You do realize that under New York law Trump would have to pay 110% bond on the ruling in order to file for an appeal. You really think he's going to fork over $91 million?
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Jimmy James
2 years
@CameronJGilliam @JoJoFromJerz You gotta be the most unfuckable guy on Twitter. Sit this one out, MAGAt.
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7 months
@IsabellaMDeLuca What state will you have to serve time in?
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7 months
@takeheartmonica @larocque_lyne @ThePopTingz You're gonna dig up Chandler everytime someone claims to be his kid?
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7 months
@ChayaRaichik10 What are you going to do in your 15 minutes of fame are up, ugly? Your face looks like the scream mask and Jay Leno had a baby.
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6 months
@KatTheHammer1 @virginiaguy89 Good morning, traitor lovers!
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Jimmy James
1 year
@CkoneMd @casualnflmlbfan @DecodingFoxNews @ericmetaxas Nobody’s lacing weed with fentanyl you fuxking dork. You watch too much tv.
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1 year
@86ixer @CNN That only hurts over dramatic cry baby pro-lifers.
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5 months
@JoeyMannarinoUS Is that a fucking herpes sore on his upper lip? 🤣🤣🤣
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7 months
@ChayaRaichik10 Not at all we just find it even more hilarious that you rubes are donating money to him. 😂😂😂
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5 months
@JoeyMannarinoUS That toupee is hilarious
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1 year
@Biffking80 @PaleRider_505 @MrJonCryer They’re easy to spot though because they pay for a blue check mark.
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Jimmy James
2 years
@AlexKur66819281 @KimEGoldman @JoJoFromJerz Really wish your mom had swallowed her customers load that night so you wouldn’t have been born.
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1 year
@Wealthsimple $40k for some air pods? Get fucked 😂
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Jimmy James
9 months
@TheSarcasticist @trainwithtish Hey while you're talking to sky daddy can you ask him about not giving cancer to kids anymore? Thanks big guy.
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7 months
@IsabellaMDeLuca You spelled criminal wrong.
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2 years
@Cap1Chase @BenVerlander Only feeble north American minds politicize masks.
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2 years
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9 months
@MsKristaMonroe @FroggyBottomPnd Says the dumb cunt praising a gold digger nude model who married someone that looks like her own father. 🤣🤣🤣
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Jimmy James
2 years
@nytimes Yes you absolutely have to. I was the only grandkid that visited my grandmother in the nursing home on a regular basis. Every weekend I’d show up with some almond chocolate bars or smokes whatever she needed. Just do it.
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@IsabellaMDeLuca Loved her in those Saw movies
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9 months
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10 months
@america_mad @saras76 Then why isn't this happening in other countries? Plenty of trans people in Europe. Never happens over there. Why? Oh right no easy access to guns!
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5 months
@ada_lluch @JoeyMannarinoUS @RudyGiuliani Such a proud beard. How's that second green card application coming along?
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Jimmy James
1 year
@john_bobbins @internethague @billmaher I’ve been done with him since he labelled all Muslims terrorists and Ben Affleck of all people had to put him in his place.
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1 year
@tommyinvan @ForgiatoBlow47 @BobZhan82774856 We could already tell by your blue check mark that you like to waste money
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2 years
@zuberman75 @JoJoFromJerz @RepMTG Says the guy that pays for Twitter and thinks an umbrella will shade the gayness from his family.
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7 months
@atensnut Day 23 of asking Juanita to do a neck reveal.
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1 year
@mysharona45 @waltermasterson It’s hilarious that a MAGAt is calling another president a liar. The only time Trump stopped lying was when his lips stopped moving.
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1 year
@MatthewJshow @mtgreenee How do you talk so much shit without having any lips?
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Jimmy James
2 years
@jonny0138 @ASingularLemon @M3theriaN @StacyCaySlays @therealbigtast1 If you’re really worried about pedophelia then you must really hate the Catholic Church. Unless you’re a giant misinformed piece of shlt hypocrite.
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Jimmy James
1 year
@IMpumpedforTV @NASCAR When you’re talking to your sky wizard later. Could you ask him or her to do something about all these mass shootings we have.
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Jimmy James
1 year
@ArmandKleinX Why would they give a traitor a military funeral?
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9 months
@USDad_org @kimKBaltimore It's a shame you didn't follow your instinct before reading his book.
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1 year
@mafia_mastiff @Jersey_Craig @mtgreenee Who was talking about trans people? Why are you so obsessed with them?
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Jimmy James
7 months
@ChayaRaichik10 Don't be jealous just because you're ugly and nobody wants to be with you. I'm sure if you didn't look like a human version of a Scream mask you'd be dateable.
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Jimmy James
2 years
@joehusker44 @ukbear03 @StacyCaySlays @RexChapman You care more about the unborn than actual kids that are being murdered in cold blood. Fuxking quack
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Jimmy James
9 months
@Rabidcow1 @DovySimuMMA You'd have to be an absolute closet case to come up with the scenario that you just tweeted. 😂
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Jimmy James
8 months
@libsoftiktok @Liberacrat_ Except she owned you in the actual interview and made you look like the fucking moron you are.
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Jimmy James
8 months
@Liberacrat_ @libsoftiktok It really wasn't. Didn't even phase the interviewer. Yet Cuntaya couldn't even articulate her points when asked about them. So embarassing.
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Jimmy James
7 months
@_Ric_Ya @atensnut If you live in America your president is Joe Biden. He's going to be your president from 2025 to 2029 as well. You can always leave though.
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Jimmy James
1 year
@devlyn_angel @LenaVandross Wow well if celeb magazine, a publication Ive never heard of until 2 minutes ago, says it then it must be true!
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@ObstatMicroDong
Jimmy James
10 months
@BuckeyeinGA706 @CasimiroDJr @PFTCommenter What fucking branch did you serve in?
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Jimmy James
1 year
@SauloBorgesBlog @oz_humanist @toddtapc You really don’t understand the concept of getting something for free and not having to pay for it? You must be a real hit with the prostitutes in your area. 😂
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Jimmy James
9 months
@MAGAgpsmith Keep layering on those filters, old lady!
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1 year
@slak_00 @stillgray I have Marines in my family. They’re not exactly the best gauge of whether a person is a threat.
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Jimmy James
8 months
@IsabellaMDeLuca They just don't make them attractive and smart like they used to. At least she's pretty though.
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Jimmy James
9 months
@steweyfan @hodgetwins Nothing is wrong with the voting system. Your guy lost.
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Jimmy James
1 year
@PDXFato @BenjaminTheSwa1 @CassandraRules Market cap is still $125 billion. They don’t give a fuck.
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5 months
@TulsiGabbardrep @mattgaetz @nayibbukele @DonaldJTrumpJr @TuckerCarlson After January 6 he's never getting in that White House ever again. We will show up even harder to the polls than ever before. Biden will get his second term.
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Jimmy James
2 years
@16tobeijing @BruinsWyan @NHL You think being .500 against a team is owning them?
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Jimmy James
6 months
@charliekirk11 @CurlyBitcoin @The_Weed_Shop That's ironic considering most people would need to consume a ton of alcohol just to stand being around you.
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1 year
@stephanie_co239 @MattWalshBlog @Parkersam19 You do realize that’s just the number of people that have either clicked on or scrolled past that tweet right? Or do you actually think 86 million people watched that movie from start to finish?
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@ObstatMicroDong
Jimmy James
2 years
@Return0fthePhig @hayasaka_aryan Of course the Jesus freak is a bigot. You people are fucked
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Jimmy James
7 months
@Apologetics941 @ksorbs Wasn't a funeral. Trump made a spectacle out of the wake. Like he does with everything.
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5 months
@lavern_spicer @JoeyMannarinoUS I'll have to defer to your expertise on the waffle house, tubby.
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1 year
@CarmineSabia @RepMTG Do you have any idea how difficult it is to unseat an incumbent president? There’s only been two people to do it in the last 40 years. They’re both Democrats. One was Bill Clinton and the other was Joe Biden. Cope
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7 months
@uspolitics123 @LaraLeaTrump That's literally a picture of him surrendering but OK
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9 months
@JaneLydiaB @PapiTrumpo You think that fat orange cunt is fighting for freedoms of the American people? He'd sell you out for a Big Mac
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9 months
@ZBcLmsLIzfEFvix @NahBabyNah @tazen1000 "A lot of things women do nowadays is highly unattractive."
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Jimmy James
2 years
@1996doeDoe @Mikey441 @CarrDizzy You really want this man to explain the history of racism to you? Fucking Google it.
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2 years
@QuoteTodayUSA @michaelmalice @TheRichFromCali Imagine quoting Reagan regarding truth. The man was a fucking puppet.
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5 months
@IsabellaMDeLuca Prison orange? How fitting
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1 year
@SauloBorgesBlog @oz_humanist @toddtapc Yeah genius anybody can afford eight dollars. It’s the ignorance of paying for a free service. I also guarantee I make more money than you. 😂
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Jimmy James
9 months
@ForgiatoBlow47 Yes because he's in jail too! Just like all those January 6ers that were dumb enough to break into the Capitol!
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9 months
@GuilelessGlee @ChayaRaichik10 It wasn't rigged, you're just a dumb gullible Cunt.
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5 months
@votefor_rosie Be honest. You could tell he's wearing a toupee right?
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Jimmy James
2 years
@AceLuceroTech @Cobratate I say this with absolutely no due respect. Stop taking bathroom mirror selfies like a 12 year old.
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Jimmy James
7 months
@IsabellaMDeLuca People only hate you because you're a criminal. You're also fleecing your followers for $50,000 when we all know your defence won't come close to costing that much.
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Jimmy James
7 months
@takeheartmonica @larocque_lyne @ThePopTingz How you conduct a paternity test on a dead man?
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Jimmy James
1 year
@the_bird_sings @Tom_of_Vaernamo @RepMTG Oh, look, it’s another hot take from the eight buck chucklefuck brigade!
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Jimmy James
1 year
@thething300 @dannymasterson You’re supporting an alleged rapist because he’s on a show you like? Get fucked
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8 months
@Namara18Mc @FreyjaTarte @MELANIATRUMP She's my favourite first lady that you can google and see naked. Subsequently she's also my least favourite.
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7 months
@TEEthridge Probably should've kept up with those things instead of going to Washington DC and trying to interfere with a free and fair election. That's why we all hate you. Because you think your vote was more important than my vote. It wasn't
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Jimmy James
1 year
@NCMuscleCars001 @dom_lucre Key difference here is Nixon was president before the patriot act, which made wiretapping citizens legal. You can think George W Bush for that shit!
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Jimmy James
1 year
@ShootNameJohnny @Esqueer_ The facial hair on his chin is doing a lot of heavy lifting to make that guy not look worse.
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1 year
@stephanie_co239 @MattWalshBlog @Parkersam19 It absolutely does. That’s literally the definition of a view. How do you not realize this? 🤣
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7 months
@Alex07161993 @garykoepnick @RealHickory Gas is cheap right now. Unless you're poor. Then yeah life must be tough. 😂
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Jimmy James
6 months
@PapiTrumpo He's literally never done a hard days work in his life. You guys have such weird fantasies about him being blue collar but he's not.
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@ScottPresler Thought Republicans hated trans women
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Jimmy James
2 years
@CMagitis @theserfstv Why do you have Brendan Fraser as your profile picture? He’d think you’re a piece of shit.
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10 months
@JeffD1016 @LeoNickolls @america_mad @saras76 Show some data on that or take your false analogy and fuck off gramps
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