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Last Seen Profiles
Week 3 of Labour, & they are surrendering to the Muslims already.
A female police officer is attacked & has her nose broken, but the coward that is
@YvetteCooperMP
doesn't even mention her in her response.
Labour will destroy this country.
We need to act
#Reform
@reformparty_uk
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Week one under Labour.
Grooming gang leaders set to be released.
A ban on new North Sea oil drilling exploration.
Tax hikes on the way.
That’s going to harm your children and your hard earned money.
We warned you.
Next time, Vote
@reformparty_uk
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@Goddard2066
And his mum, dad, sisters, brothers, his numerous cousins and friends from his local mosque will all say he's a lovely quiet bloke.
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I'm not entirely in agreement with everything Tommy Robinson has to say, but the treatment of him by
@metpoliceuk
and by association
@SadiqKhan
@MayorofLondon
is beyond outrageous.
People have been screaming for the murder of Jews in our capital for weeks and they do nothing.
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I’m a man and I’m voting for
@Nigel_Farage
and
@reformparty_uk
at the general election.
Quote tweet this and pass yours on.
Let’s smash the two party system.
Let’s go!!!
#VoteReformUK
#NigelFarage
#MBGA
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@Janebon34813396
Couldn't the police have identified as police for just a couple of minutes and locked him up?
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@DavidLammy
@GaryLineker
@SpursOfficial
So let's get this straight. You won't accept the first result because you lost, but you'll accept a second result as long as you win?
Just a thought, how did you became an MP? Did you just decide it upon yourself, or was it "the will of the people"
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@the__chez
Imagine the outcry if a man took a picture of a woman's crotch and posted it on social media.
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I've got to be honest, Boris Johnson and the rest of the Tory MPs could walk up to me right now and kick me squarely in the plums for no reason and I'd still vote Conservative over any of the other useless wankers we have as opposition.
#CarefulWhatYouWishFor
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Well, this man did let off Jimmy Saville.
What chance did the postmasters have?
The Horizon scandal is getting worse for Keir Starmer as it emerges that at least 27 cases against subpostmasters were brought by the CPS.
As the scandal grew, and hundreds of innocent people were convicted, he did nothing. Time for some answers.
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The state of British policing in one photo.
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@GBNEWS
Translated...
I've just got myself prominent on telly, with all the ads, voiceovers, and this spot becoming a permanent one (cheers Phil 👍) & I don't want it to go to shit because I knew he was a wrong-un but kept my mouth shut about it.
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A number that will haunt the MSM for weeks.
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@BBCPolitics
It's been doomed for a decade or more. Sounds like a question that was asked by someone annoyed because they can't blame it on Brexit.
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@RupertMyers
The reality is that people like you, Remoaning imbeciles, think that the older generation thought only of themselves when they voted leave, when in actual fact they thought of their children and grandchildren futures. A legacy their families will be happy to carry on.
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I don’t visit London because I think it’s a shithole.
Now
@SadiqKhan
has been given another term, things are only going to get worse.
Only 42% voter turnout.
Well Londoners, you’ll get what you deserve.
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Public racist statements made by the actual candidate as opposed to the made up shit
@Channel4News
asked an actor to say.
VOTE
@reformparty_uk
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@y_alibhai
Can't use race or gender this time so let's choose...
"Puts hand in bag and pulls out".....
Right wing fanatic.
Leave this country like you've promised on many occasions if you hate it so much.
But no other country, including your own, would give you the time of day like we do
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The Tories have imploded right in front of our eyes.
An 80 seat majority will be wiped out, and we'll be stuck with the lefty loons of Labour.
Has a party ever f*cked itself so royally over like the
@Conservatives
have these last four years?
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@RachelRileyRR
@Twitter
@Imi_Ahmed
@CCDHate
Not great from you Rachel. As I've seen some disgraceful tweets from the likes of John Hannah, David Lammy, Diane Abbott and Terry Christian towards Leave voters.
The latter of these has had numerous hate-filled tweets where he prays for violence & more.
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@AnthonyMortlock
@BorisJohnson
Boris drinks water, breathes air and lives in the UK.
Over to you mate.
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@CarolineLucas
Says someone who ignored 17.4 million people for the best part of three and a half years.
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An utterly disgraceful display from
#FionaBruce
. Cutting off Boris at every opportunity.
It was like watching Boris talk at a Labour party conference that audience was so biased.
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@CarolineVoaden
You know you've messed up when you have to have 7 tweets trying to explain your first fucked up tweet.
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Hang you heads in shame
@Conservatives
@RishiSunak
You’ve destroyed your party.
Don’t waste you votes on them
VOTE
#REFORM
Over 600 young men have come into Dover already today.
Rishi cant stop the boats.
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@jessphillips
Before you do, remember that she and her party campaigned to leave at the last election, she is an MP for a leave voting constituency and has, for three years, fought against everything her constituents voted for in June 2016.
If you live in Birmingham Yardley, vote Brexit Party
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@CarolineVoaden
@EmmanuelMacron
@BorisJohnson
That tweet says more about you and Macron than it does about Boris, bearing in mind what's been happening in France every week for 18 months and ignored by media everywhere.
Are you capable of tweeting anything remotely sensible?
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Beckham queues for 12 hours 2 pay his respects to the Queen, Phillip Schofield gets a fucking fast pass & spends the entire time staring at the camera 2 make sure he gets his moment caught for eternity.
1 of them is class, the other is Phillip Schofield.
The fella is a wrong-un.
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@darrengrimes_
@PrudenceAb68070
Another disgrace for the
@metpoliceuk
and the utter useless
@SadiqKhan
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@MirrorCeleb
I sincerely hope all left wing media goes under when this Pandemic is over.
An utterly ridiculous post.
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@jolenebuntinguk
I've said it once and I'll say it again...
You can take the person out of the 3rd world but you can't take the 3rd world out of the person.
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@zarahsultana
Ah yes, the good old Labour party, home of one way racism.
Labour - "Its never us, it's always you"
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@emmyzen
@BorisJohnson
Ironic really that we suffered three and a half years of Remoaners and leftards hoping that all the old people who voted leave would be dead by the time of a 2nd referendum, now they rant that nothing is being done to protect the old from this virus.
It's a funny old world.
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@AsifRj03
@piersmorgan
@SkyNews
A mistake?
Give me fucking strength.
If this is a wind-up, then congrats, you win.
If you're serious, you're a fucking idiot.
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The season for Chelsea women went tits up after Emma Hayes got all bolshi.
Karma is a fucking bitch.
Male aggression anyone?
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@JuliaHB1
Every single day up to 650 MPs walked past this twice deported, convicted paedophile and not one did anything about it. Now he's passed away he's a Labour bargaining chip for the sympathy vote.
#howlowcanlabourgo
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This country is a fucking joke.
Getting legal aid from taxpaying Brits to fight the British government.
You couldn't make this shit up.
#ShamimaBegum
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Can't we just isolate London to save the rest of us from their stupidity?
London seems to have lost the plot. Even more than usual.
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@MrAlfredGarnett
This is clearly a set up. The state of his uniform and no rifle indicate as much.
Attention to detail is key.
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On their knees grovelling last week, kitted out in full riot gear this week.
These people are here to defend these statues.
@SadiqKhan
and
@MetPoliceEvents
you should be ashamed of yourselves.
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@zarahsultana
@tribunemagazine
Your spot on with this tweet.
His leadership has meant that your party is in the gutter and will be for years to come.
Thank you Jezza.
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@cathyr237
@jeremycorbyn
This is actually very sad.
I feel for this child.
Sadly, this tells us much more about this child's parents than it does about the kid.
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If you have told me that just 1043 days after Boris Johnson handed the Conservative Party an 80 seat majority, that they would have somehow managed to flush it all down the toilet, I'd have never believed you.
Today, they did just that.
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@BBCYaldaHakim
False information from a BBC "journalist*" Well I never.
*journalist is used in its very loosest form.
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@jessphillips
God you're laying it on thick since the election date was announced.
Anyone would think you fear for your seat.
Come on Birmingham, don't fall for this nonsense, you voted leave and this individual has betrayed you at every turn.
Use your vote wisely.
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@MissLauraMarcus
You can eat what you want love, the country you're eating them in is no longer in the EU!
Enjoy 😂
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@Kevin_Maguire
Knock it off Kev, the only hate going on today will be from you and your mob waving Palestinian flags.
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@AnythingLFC_
All 3 are awful.
I agree that our current home kit is the best one we've had for several years.
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@edujdw
@theJeremyVine
Just an opinion, but I'm guessing this individuals views had developed long before Trump got into power.
As opposed to your views.
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@simon_euro
@Conservatives
Using the word 'illegal' to replace the phrase 'didn't get the result I wanted' is not a good look.
Neither is moaning about it 6 years later 🤣
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@RLong_Bailey
@BorisJohnson
You supported Corbyn, who supports terrorism.
Do you see the problem?
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@AyoCaesar
I'm laughing at you now.
Hypocrisy at it's best.
You supported an anti-Semite leader of the Labour party to the hilt, now you expect us to believe you stand with your "Jewish brothers and sisters"
Unbelievable.
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@LondonLabour
@SadiqKhan
I'm outside of London, and therefore don't get a vote. But from the outside looking in, if you get re-elected there is something truly fucked up there.
Come on Londoners, use your heads.
#SadiqKhanOut
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@LadyTyke74
When it kicks off, and it will, he'll get pelted with stones, wood and bottles just like every other copper there.
You went on your knee for these people but they don't respect you for it.
Embarrassing.
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@SkyNews
Don't remember anything from you when, on several occasions, Jacob Rees Mogg and his family were subject 2 shameful abuse outside their home.
Events that were arranged via social media.
This is nothing new for MPs, but now it's affecting the Remain camp, it's front page news.
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@dave24144975
Well done for…
A. Peotecting the old fella
B. Laying one on him and sending him packing.
C. Having the restraint not to kick the living shit out of him while he was down.
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@MayorOfWY
You be grovelling on your knee to this mob by the end of the weekend.
You made you bed, best get used to lying in it.
How could you not see this coming?
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All MPs are self serving wankers
#Parliament
Why bother voting ever again.
It's a fucking disgrace.
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@FreddieBailey96
This tweet is fantastic.
That you've actually thought anyone would believe it is an absolute mystery.
Reminds me of the time my unborn daughter & I had a game of noughts & crosses on my wife's stomach just before she was born.
Frankly, I think my story is more believable.
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@jeremycorbyn
Sorry Jezza, but he had a knife and potentially a suicide vest, so your offer of a sit down with a cup of tea and biscuits fell on deaf ears.
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@Wokewaster
His lawyer will claim he's not attempting to set the bus alight, but rather, he's lighting the cigarette of a carpet beetle he found in the fabric of the seat.
I fully expect the case to be thrown out, and this man paid a six-figure fee for defamation of character.
#noburnybus
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Who the fuck would be a policeman nowadays?
It's a thankless task.
They can't win.
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@JasonPedlow
We've been trying to own it for 4 and a half years you tube.
It's the Uber Remoaners who've opposed it at every opportunity that have stopped us owning it.
What a sad world yours must be to have even wanted to write a post like that in the 1st place.
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@jmshrrsn
@RupertMyers
You'll take the outcome of those figures you just tweeted but not those of the referendum result itself.
You see the irony in that I hope!
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@StevenBonnarSNP
You should be made to retake that in front of a full house of commons.
You clearly have no intention of honouring anything.
You should be embarrassed and ashamed, but I doubt you have it in you.
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@laura_whitehawk
There just no helping some people.
I'm sure this tweet is just for effect and to get some hostile responses so you can claim the right wingers are out in force.
It's sad that you felt the need, when Londoners showed their spirit by tackling this nutjob.
You're welcome to Corbyn
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@andreajenkyns
Our police, whatever force, whatever location, are not fit for purpose.
Wave a flag with the cross of St. George on it, and they'd have been hanging in the Tower already.
Cowards, every last one of them.
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@Sally_CF71
@BorisJohnson
She should be showing you that placard as everything you've told her, and the reason she believes she has no future, is the nonsense you've been telling her for three years.
Making problems where none exist.
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@jessphillips
You said naff all last weekend when the people responsible for voting you in at every election kicked off and vandalised everything.
You and your party are an embarrassment.
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@CliveWismayer
769 likes at the time I wrote this.
Absolutely shocking
Labour are welcome to you and everyone who liked this post.
You should be ashamed, but like Corbyn, I doubt you have it in you.
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@NadiaWhittomeMP
It's his wife and 40 kids he left at home, I feel for.
What a shame, as he probably passed through multiple equally safe but less generous countries than ours.
There's a lesson there.
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Somebody name and shame this vicious little cunt.
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@jessphillips
@EveningStandard
You don't know their ages tho apparently.
So that's another failure.
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