my whole personality is “i have 3 dogs”
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ATTENTION ALL HOES. He in a room decorated by a female
On the rare occasion I don’t wear sweats or outdoor clothes. I went with the fit in the right
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on my way to a first date lmaooo hopefully I look good enough for a second
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@Euphraxio
Considering that it never would’ve come up if YOU hadn’t brought it up, it is a huge shift in behavior/mood
I’m not qualified to diagnose…but you might benefit from professional assessment.
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What do you call a gay bedwench?
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You suck.
Is this a safe space? 👀
Cuz I get a lil salty when my tenants pay their rent on time. 🙃 I be kinda wanting them to pay late.. that’s how I make money – off them late fees. 😅🤣
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@ParadoxicalMike
I’m of course not talking about extreme cases of rape like getting jabbed in the neck or smothered w a chloroform rag. But if you voluntarily take drugs there’s no such thing as “tricked”
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Just got a facial and microdermabrasion.
SHE DONT NEED NO FILTUHHHHH, NO FILTUH.
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@Frediculous
Every time you describe something about Seattle I realize that it is NOT America.
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These dogs really keep me honest in terms of exercise/activity.
My dog bust up in my room at 745 on a Saturday morning looking at me like “you not up yet?”
So now we out here getting our 3 miles in
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Drunk in the bathroom lmaooooo YASSS MAVS WIN
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Not y’all sounding like white men trynna silence people stories and testimonies.
It’s starting to get VERY weird because the only points are “oh you spent all that money” and “be quiet”
Now why they denounced already😭😭wasted all that damn money
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Lmaoooo yall don’t be beating people up enough for me. Her brother oughta slap the shit out her one good time
This is why I don’t like being around kids. Had too many people say some off the wall shyt like this so atp don’t even bring them around me. Y’all worried about your queer friends and family but you really need to be worrying about the teachers, preachers and politicians 🤦🏾♂️ 💁🏾♂️
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You sound CRAZY
@GiftedAsia
Southern ppl need to understand nobody owes u kindness nobody is OBLIGATED to speak to u😭 ts be blowing me how am I rude cuz u spoke to me and I don’t wanna speak back 😂 southerners have this entitlement that needs to be clinically studied 😂
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@Frediculous
Happy birthday to that Gemini queen! I know she the smartest with the slickest mouth and I love that for her.
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No child should have this level of anger and angst built up. Like…..little girl why are you screaming?
Everything is clearly not ok at home.
(Also why she snitch on her aunt? lmaoo)
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@Voyage_To_India
My 15yo niece run track in dallas let me looooook into this. He’ll be a dead sumbitch if it’s mine!
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Have you ever been assessed for bipolar? There is an identifiable pattern of HUGE swings in personality/mood
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He literally just proved Stephen a’s point about nobody liking him
Jaylen Brown on the scuffle with Myles Turner:
“Myles is a good kid. Let's start with that. Throughout the series, he loses control of his body a little bit...I was just letting him know, 'Just watch it.'.. He feels like he's at home, his family is watching. His girl is probably
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@CrocodileCam
Lmaoooo I was just trynna add a description to make your photos accessible to the disabled 😂😂😂🙃😂
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If this current love interest doesn’t pan out I’m literally over it
75% of single guys are no longer interested in dating. They are not even trying.
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Honestly beloved….you should consider taking things like this to a therapist because…
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Me too movement was literally ALL about settling the score?
Does anyone actually want restoration in these situations?
“If the roles were reversed…..”
even in men’s own victimhood, they have to implicate women, because it’s not about any genuine act of restoration but settling the score.
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On my way to church w my family. It’s the last day of our 4-day reunion and the theme is pastel
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On my way to boxing class just in case a man ever decide to put his hands on me 🤣🤣🤣
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A nigga tell me they gonna date multiple people until THEY wanna be exclusive and ima date multiple people AFTER they ask to be exclusive.
Play w somebody else
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@Frediculous
Women whose husbands have good jobs DO NOT be returning from mat leave lmao (on average)
If I were the well paid husband I’d def voluntell and fund that business. Might even end up being a net positive
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You’re using Spotify stream numbers to make a bad argument when people who LIVE THE CULTURE are telling you otherwise
Holy shit go the fuck back to Yugoslavia and get eaten by a bear.
@bomani_jones
Check out the streams for Prince's "If I Was Your Girlfriend" compared to properly mixed songs like "Kiss" and "Raspberry Beret". I rest my case.
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ALL THIS DAMN ASS GOOD LORD
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LMAOOO ARE YOU SERIOUS?!
I would never buy this little entitled wench another fucking thing outside of food and shelter and that’s only because I HAVE TO.
I might raise a lot of things but an entitled piece of shit won’t be one.
I really need yall opinions on this ? I don’t think she was being disrespectful nor ungrateful 🤷🏽♀️
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LMAOOOO idk what private school you pulled the kiddos out of but they have RADICALIZED YOU
(I don’t disagree though lol)
If “elite” k-12 private ed doesnt lead to “elite” adult spaces, its a fail IMO. If u went to basic university, no one cares what private ed u had b4 that. K-12 ed is local AF anyway. Outside of ur hometown, w/limited exception, ppl havent heard of ur school even if it cost a grip
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If you see us coming at you on the trail wyd??
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this is an unedited photobooth picture. no filter or nuffin jesus. i aint even brushed my teef.
literally woke up like this.
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YOU TRYNNA MAKE ME LOOK STUPID.
“Ma’am. I was successful”
Maam, i was successful. Youve been spiraling since u called “going to college” a republican pursuit & i laughed at u. I never called u dumb once. IDK u. Apparently your circles are filled w/stupid ppl who allow u to say anything & not respond. This isnt that tho. This is twitter
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All these videos prove to me is that buddy needs family and ADULT friends.
It’s giving unhealed trauma.
That same teacher, staying late after school to teach little black boys how to play soccer. This is not just a teacher. This is someone who’s invested in those children’s futures. Perversion has warped your brains.
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WHY THE HELL she on Tik Tok asking this man “what did I ever do” and dragging Victoria into it?
GIRL GO HEAL…..IN THERAPY.
PRIVATELY
The girl who found out Victoria Monét was her half sister after Victoria posted their dad on Father’s Day.
The story is wild/sad and she deserves some closure from him.
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@Frediculous
Idk. Just this morning I was in my favorite diner reading a book on organizational capability and this toddler kept saying “daddy look, daddy look, daddy look” as he checked emails.
I literally said out loud in no particular direction “PLEASE look at her”
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LMAOOOOO ZEKE NEED MEGAN KNEES WAIT THIS NOT ABOUT FOOTBALL
If metro give me the beat I’m looping it to a 10 min song and I’m dissing 100 people, I am not exaggerating. The amount of hatred I possess is unmeasurable
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You do not love black people or this would’ve never come out of your mouth. Silly shithead
It’s a big difference between being black & being a nigga. I love black people, I despise niggas. And no I will not elaborate further.
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Girllll ain’t nobody tuning in for not lazy moms be for real
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allowing myself to get extremely angry to the point of violent rage.
I saw the ugliest parts of myself omg
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Boy hell nah this too intelligent for me.
organic chemistry ass rap
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You knew it was crazy when you asked now go sit yo silly ass down somewhere
So I’m kinda seeing someone. They just finished their PhD and they are celebrating it today so I just asked for pictures
The pictures they are sending me, they are also posting on their snap and IG stories.
Sorry oo but Is it crazy that I’m upset about that?
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I think I wanna order my new man all the cecred products
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WHY IS HIS TONGUE SO WHITE?!?
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On my way to get a mani pedi. Then a facial. Then yoga later.
It’s giving soft life
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So one time I asked my shorty to wear panties for me and ended up getting flipped by a nigga in pink lace drawls.
OMG.
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How the FUCK would she know how it’s changed?
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The first video is exactly what I’d expect from a non-cowboys fan. Weak ahhhh
Realized I needed some chalk in the first video. Threw some on and hit it in the second. 275 for 1
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Y’all are WEIRD people lmaoooo then why are you mutuals.
Empty space for brains. No emotional/social IQ
Not saying hello to social media mutual at an event does not make you a bully or a mean girl.
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Look at this IRS agent
For everyone making 100K and above in 2024, what’s your profession?
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I wonder if the pro Palestine protesters are gonna add the Iran presidential assassination to their list of causes.
Cause IDF DEFINITELY did that shit
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FOR HIS GLORY
Mavs forward P.J. Washington on his faith in God:
“It’s the reason I’m here. He’s done so much for me and I’m just thankful and forever grateful. I feel like the closer I get to him, things just start getting a lot better for me.”
Washington posts a Bible verse on his Instagram
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Proper parenting
My parents would have literally executed me on the spot
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Omg congrats I’m beyond proud of you.
(What this mean?! We rich now?)
MAXXX VOLUME RECORDS LLC is in full effect. Just ask the state of Georgia 😋. Taking this next step took a lot of hardwork and dedication. But finally we’re here. After almost a decade of commitment to music I’m excited to take this next step on my journey with you all.
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Getting another degree. Getting married. Buying a home w enough land to start a small farm.
1 of my dogs might die within that time frame so sprinkle in a little depression
Can I ask a real question?
What’s your 5 year plan for your life?
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Put it in drive straight to the clinic, do not pass go!
Mother's reaction goes viral after learning her 16-year-old daughter is pregnant
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Idk but I’m getting ready to find out soon.
I’m kinda over it
How much free time do you think you would have weekly if you gave up all social media?
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LMAOOOOO omg please respect my body
This for black folks only:
how did you get that scar on your left knee? And what were you doing outside 👀
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This is what happens when you let a loud mouth grow up without hitting them in it omg BRING BACK BULLYING
"Alright nice...Let's hope he stays healthy."
100m World champion Noah Lyles reacts to Kishane Thompson's 9.82 in Jamaica when alerted by
@EmeroleAnderson
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We in the 100’s
Omg I just bought tickets to the game
Totally ill advised financially but I’ll worry about that later LETS GO MAVSSS
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I don’t know what they put in the milk and water but young people’s desire for success without sacrifice baffles me.
Literally NO ONE at the top of their game at anything has balance.
Thats life.
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It be them northern blacks
Black people in Mississippi are not afraid of white people like the rest of y’all are… we just literally exist minding our BLACK ass business
And here y’all are making videos of a Karen in New York that spit on you, called you a nigga, and expect Twitter to “do its job”
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@ParadoxicalMike
Lmaoooo you know I love me a 28-30 waist fem with dewy skin. They wait till they start getting heavy and skin fading to wanna come back to daddy
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On our morning walk—love my pack 🥰
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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOshutthefuckupOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Keeps the poors out, I’m here for it
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TODAY IS MY MF BIRTHDAY.
I’m getting a body scrub and 2 hour deep tissue massage with hot stone and magnesium treatment and scalp massage.
Then a hydro facial.
Then hitting Neimans to do my usual
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Period. The only furniture mine can’t get on is my bed
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Think of the messiest person you know….
Kendrick Lamar got everybody feeling motivated, James Jones just BLASTED Austin Rivers! After Austin Rivers called him out..😳😳😳
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She been in MEDIA TRAINING BABY.
TRAINING YA HEAR
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Holy shit this man is beautiful. 10’s
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Are you broke?
my friends have my phone number. we talk, hang out, travel, text, FaceTime, & our disagreements don’t touch the internet.
transactional relationships stay in the DMs.
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OMG HE CALLED THEM WETBACKS
I am howlinggggggg
NYC Mayor says illegal aliens could solve lifeguard shortage because they're 'excellent swimmers'
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@Frediculous
In order to mass delete you have to upload your Twitter archive.
Their website says it’s an official X partner app…so I accepted that as credibility vs other alternatives.
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Lmaooo dirk diabolical
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GOOD LUCK TO THAT MAN.
you dating a nigga…he ends up telling you he’s been sleeping in his car for the past 2 months. what you doing?
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Lmaooo I almost said a slur
but I’m supposed to believe black men are somehow as a class epistemically situated to give an adequate account of sexual hegemony and anti-black cisheteropatriarchy while they are actively and everyday reinforcing those paradigms and the pleasures they payout?
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Richard Jefferson is a bootlicker. Annoying tf out me
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His team should be fired across the board for ever allowing it.
Anyone with a brain knew he wouldn’t fare well in a live debate
This is not going well for Biden. Unless Trump suddenly goes off the rails, this may end up being a disastrous decision by Biden’s campaign.
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The way I be swatting away these ol thirsty hags?!?
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@kylekuzma
you’re a stupid fuck. Block me you dirty dick bastard
Kyle Kuzma rejected a trade to Dallas at the deadline because he felt they weren't "true contenders".
The Mavs are now one game away from the NBA Finals.
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