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ColinP

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Belfast born, Bangor rared, ATCO & Insta @spaniel_butler. #SUFTUM #GAWA #Voaster

Wells (Somerset, NOT Norfolk!)
Joined February 2022
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@BelfastDon Mother in law, but I’m not sure an indoor Drumlin is the effect you’re after.
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@historyrock_ The Chain.
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@ZwodderFudgel @dshensmith Yep, Two Tier and his rabble would make Borscht & Pelmeni the new British national dishes.
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@benonwine As I said earlier, llamas live in fields (helps with the housing crisis), can’t drive (less road congestion), need veterinary care not NHS care (reduces A&E congestion) and don’t have the vote (less chance of having fuckwits who believe in this shit voted in). Result x 4!
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@NLC_2019 @anaglyph32 @SandyofSuffolk FirstPort are utterly f**king awful at estate management. Hugely expensive, impossible to contact and prone to randomly doing work and charging a fortune for it.
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@SandyofSuffolk @ChrisM13March76 @N_Wainright Yep, Village of the Damned. There used to be a nice bakery in the middle of the rabbit warren though.
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@somersetlevel Moonbat Dines, a new series on BBC Woke.
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@Tim_Mc_Garry @YouTube Never bothered listening to podcasts before and now I’ve done 23 in just over three weeks. Hope there’s lots more to come, absolutely fantastic! The Trevor Birney episode was a particularly good, hilarious even.
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@spikedonline Llamas live in fields or zoos, can’t drive, can’t claim benefits and need veterinary care rather than NHS care. Lee them all claim to be llamas ffs, save the country a fortune!
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@UKinUSA Fucking embarrassing.
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@caroldecker @AshleyDalton_MP Shut it all down, this wins! 🤣🤣🤣
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@BBCNews You’d have thought a computer engineer would have been a bit more careful with his computer’s hard drive. 🤦‍♂️🤣
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@benonwine Put an apron on her but drape it down; her back and tell her she’s now a superhero…………Superangry!
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@Ed_Miliband Tell us Beaker, exactly what are the ‘economic injustices’ facing you?
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@benonwine Phone my ma to ask her to send me the airfare to get back to Belfast, since I’m only 12.
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@TomSyvret In a stunning boost to growth. 🙄🤦‍♂️
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@MikeSouthWestUK @GordonBrown Ah yes, Mr ‘no more boom & bust’…….or is that Mr ‘wreck the pension system’………or is it Mr ‘bargain basement gold bullion dealer’? 🙄🤬
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@judyjoh77681432 @theJeremyVine ….or where either driver doesn’t have the full picture as in the video above, everyone needs to take more care. This happens when they don’t. But it’ll never change.
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