Carol Decker 🐦💙
@caroldecker
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This is for you
@sebcoe
Team GB runners join revolt over plans for events with transwomen via
@MailOnline
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No public gatherings of more than 100 people so you are safe to come to any of my gigs
#coronavirusuk
😂😂
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Can someone ask
@RishiSunak
why it’s ok for the UK to spend millions importing and shipping shale gas from the USA but not OK for us to mine our own this is totally
#illogical
#notGreen
#carbonfootprint
@Iromg
@TalkTV
#pmqs
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Sorry if my tweets are
#Covid
heavy today I am just furious that the govt are clearly going to delay
#FreedomDay
I feel angry, powerless, frustrated , impotent in my own life I am sick of their dishonest equivocation
#EnoughIsEnough
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My heart is sinking like a stone at the rumour that London goes back into T3 next week it’s beyond depressing what in god’s name do they think they are doing to us!! How are people supposed to live it is utter insanity
@BorisJohnson
@MattHancock
@RishiSunak
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Just had my latest utilities bill
It has gone uo by £247 per month! to £760 per month! And we already do everything we can in our house to minimise energy use/waste
How are people expected to cope with this?
@BorisJohnson
@RishiSunak
@BulbUK
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The whole point of
@QualityStreetUK
was that they were sparkly Christmas jewels in a great tin your new eco warrior drap MUCH smaller sweets are shit
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Graham Linehan is insightful ,thoughtful and pro kids wellbeing .He has courageously helped to prevent many kids who would have been encouraged at far too young an age to take puberty blockers
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Good news!! Crisps are no longer fattening on account of there being hardly any in the bag!!
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Astonished at the amount of people still wearing masks today even in the street!!!!especially in this heat
@Iromg
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My heart is sinking at the suggestion future lockdowns and curfews .The increasing messing with our personal liberty is really upsetting me & many other friends and neighbours.
At the beginning I understood but with ever falling illness I no longer do
@danwootton
@talkRADIO
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Whey are
#police
arresting this builder ?
Arrest
#juststopoil
who are breaking the law when they block the public highway
Furious builder tackled and handcuffed by police after he tries to shove Just Stop Oil protestors off the road
@LBC
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Oh no!!! I loved being on his show Steve Wright In The Afternoon and Misheard Lyrics was hysterical , he was a natural wit .So sorry to hear this
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My darling Reggie , trying so hard but it’s not looking good 💔💔
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Olive and Mabel - behind the scenes. via
@YouTube
Super proud of my name check.A true career-high.Thank you. This really going to help with my bookings 😍
@MrAndrewCotter
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My absolute heroine .She was remarkable .
Simply The Best 💔🎤💋
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Dear cafe owners ,put the avacado down , shave off yer beard , put some socks on and make me some fucking bacon and eggs!!!!!
#breakfastofchampions
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Sometimes The Law is indeed an ass
How can this paedophile pervert avoid jail, yet people who put up unpleasant or ill thought out comments on their social media go to prison
I am frankly aghast
How can Huw Edwards buy over 40 indecent images of children, one possibly as young as seven, and AVOID jail?
I am disgusted.
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Day 2 Recovering well from my colon surgery just knackered from the GA it was a long op 3hrs 40 mins huge shout out to the wonderful colorectal team at The Churchill hospital Oxford headed up by Prof Chris Cunningham I have had the best care thank you
@NHS
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Well said
@ToniaBuxton
on
@GBNEWS
I’m also still fundamentally angry at all the people who called us names for objecting to
#lockdown
#masks
#VaccineMandates
and I too was screamed at in the street to keep my distance. My heart still pounds in fury at the memory
@danwootton
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Typical fucking bloke washes 2 dishes and puts 3 things in the washing machine
#men
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No man is a 'mum" this is beyond insulting. Also, what pathetic attempt to wash dishes was that! And three items of clothing in the washing machine is a massive waste of water! He's doing woman parody all wrong on so many levels! A skirt, earings and a sexual fetish does not a
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There is nothing that any government in the UK can say to justify what they have done to the hospitality sector it’s absolutely disgraceful and I hope some sort of class action can be brought against them for the lives that they have devastated
@Iromg
@TVKev
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Cheers everybody , enjoying my 65th on this auspicious day
#RipTheQueen
welcome
#KingCharles
❤️👑🎤🍾🎂
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Our lovely boy Reggie died last night.He was such a big character , we will miss him so much .Thank you to
@RoyalVetCollege
who tried so hard to save him
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For the love of god!!!
@SkyCinema
You flag up this movie??? we can fucking well contextualise
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Why does everybody have to walk everywhere with a coffee in their hand now
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Ok if anyone cares ,here are my thoughts on S5
#TheCrownNetflix
I don’t buy Imelda Staunton as
#TheQueen
frumpy no steel I want Judy Dench or Helen Mirren this series
#elizabethdebicki
is too tall and her
#dianaface
is a bit
#zoolander
There I said it
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I think
#MeghanMarkle
thought she’d been made the new CEO of
#TheMonarchy
& couldn’t believe they didn’t want her new marketing plan
@Iromg
@talkRADIO
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Thanks for all your kind condolences and memories of your beloved pets
We did our usual walk in Reggie’s honour today and could imagine him everywhere .We are having a pity party in the pub just now and will embrace the world afresh tomorrow thankful to have known him .
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Just a heads up, if you get an email from the Department for Health saying not to eat tinned pork because it contains Covid-19 ignore it. It’s spam.
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Just epic!! Way to go
@rickastley
Great to see some of my talented buddies in the band too
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@talkRADIO
@mrmarkdolan
Masks are utterly depressing & It breaks my heart to see our school kids in them.I am now worried that
@BorisJohnson
will not step back from this. I feel sorry for nervous people but we cannot live like this
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Watching
@rickygervais
addressing The Oxford Union. Such a clever thoughtful man I hope he dies in his sleep 💋💋
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@Iromg
This is an extract from an email my son's college last week
Students tested in College - 3285 - all negative
Students testing at home - 305 - all negative
Staff testing at home - 448 - all negative.
So where is the virus?
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All viruses mutated mutate , it's what they do !!
let us live our lives normally without this constant fear mongering & always living solely through the prism of
#covid
@sajidjavid
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Yelled at teenage son yesterday for never helping with the house work .Last night ,when I got home, he proudly showed me he'd put the dishwasher on ....with about 5 things in it....💕
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Got everyone coming round for a Seance later to try and get in touch with my career 😂😂
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Next door neighbour has just been rushed into hospital struggling to breathe, they put him on one of those new Dyson ventilators and now he’s picking up nicely!
😂
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@talkRADIO
@mrmarkdolan
I utterly refuse to follow anymore restrictions they can fuck off we’ve had enough !!
@KwasiKwarteng
@BorisJohnson
@MattHancock
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We have 5 years of this dull tedious colourless dour doom monger
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All this
#panic
is really putting a dent in my resolve to cut back on the drink
I feel like getting shit faced!!
#CoronavirusOutbreak
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Twat Hancock fuck you from the music business and the hospitality industry both the source of my household income and fuck you on behalf of my kids
#notiers
#nolockdown
#letuslive
@MattHancock
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Very arrogant behaviour from Huw Edwards , he almost seems to be revelling in the coverage
Huw Edwards runs chaotic media gauntlet to court with police escort. Footage of BBC news presenter Huw Edwards arriving at Westminster Magistrates Court in London this morning with a police escort (July 31)
#London
#HuwEdwards
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@POLITlCSUK
There were times when I felt murderous toward
@MattHancock
over lockdown for all that he put us though but this guy is a vile bullying yob, you can tell by the way he tells that woman to 'shut her mouth'
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My friend is a GP she said she has not seen a case of Covid in months at her surgery but is treating patients for chronic depression and anxiety over not being able to earn a living worrying about the finances not being able to see the family this is insane
@Iromg
@talkRADIO
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Fantastic day at The Battle Of The Commentator’s Charity Lunch with two legends
@SimonJCLeBON
@TheTonyHadley
#pinchmemoment
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Them
@oasis
boys is ripping you off
look at this value for money ticket and you’d have had money left for chips on the way home!! 🤣
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17 years ago June 17th we tied the knot and still in love ♥️♥️
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sooooooo......... I have given up wine for lent 😬 as I now rinse though a bottle every night . It just sort of crept up on me and my waistline😳 I can have a G n T if I crack at weekends .Wish me luck as I really need to do this!!!
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Just in case you all think I lead glamorous life , I just rodded my drains!
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Mandating masks in schools is INHUMANE!!!!
It is child abuse & if they actually worked why is the infection rate of
#Omicron
, basically a head cold ,so high?
#illogical
#cruel
#pointless
@nadhimzahawi
@educationgovuk
@JuliaHB1
@Iromg
@talkRADIO
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My festivals are toppling by the day for a second year Fuck you
@BorisJohnson
to hell and back
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#CarolineFlackRIP
This is just terrible. I see a sadness in her eyes in this picture. Poor girl and her poor poor family coming to terms with this
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Some of you may know that i had a serious gastric bug all week & was in bed for 4 days ........i have to share this with you........today I did a solid 🙌🥳!!
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It’s official all shops out of loo roll in
#henleyonthames
Hope all the greedy bastards that took it get ..... .. raving diahorea
#wankers
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My husband spent days last year training to be a vaccinator and was never called on to do it .We know several people who had the same experience .This is a mystery as the Govt were screaming out for volunteers Gp's don't need to to do this
@Iromg
@BareReality
@talkRADIO
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34 years ago to day we went to Number One with China in Your Hand .Also had simultaneous number one album With Bridge of Spies keeping 2 Beatles in the no2 slots
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I am SO very sorry to learn of the passing of
@BeingBoycie
He was such a sweet man .Bloody cancer!!! Sleep will John 💔
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Soooo proud .
@dinodude1100
got an ‘Ology!! Passed her BA animation production .She’s the only person in our house with a degree and a tattoo!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️
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Dear
@talkRADIO
please don't give the fear mongering
@SusanMichie
air time on your news bulletin
She irresponsibly causes anxiety in the general public let's have more of the evidence based science from the marvellous
@carlheneghan
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Uh-oh
tested out of curiosity feels like flu aching bones headache sore throat Tequila is helping and valentines movies
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Oh please can they just fuck off
Wolf whistling could be illegal and could carry a sentence of 2 years in prison.
The world has gone bonkers, the Conservatives have gone bonkers.
🤦🏻♂️
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Cleaning out a drawer and found my old anal intruder! 😀
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What numptee
@BBCR1
has deemed this song offensive
It is a love song about 2 people who lost their way and remember on Christmas day that they still love each other
#wokecrap
#censorship
The Pogues - Fairytale Of New York (Official Video) via
@YouTube
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Ok I can’t keep it in anymore the wine is making it burst out the
@BRITs
are SHITE !!!!!!!
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I showed my daughter this pic of me as a toddler at Liverpool docks and she asked is that The Titanic mum?
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I cannot believe I have to write this
It is with great sadness that we announce the sudden passing of
@DeanoTheBeano72
Our fan ,friend and master of our FB . We'll miss SO much & send our deepest condolences to your family & friends
#SleepWell
my friend and thank you 💔💔🙏
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Can somebody explain to me why Philip Schofield has had to step down because he had an on off affair with a young man of legal consent I don’t fully understand
@petercardwell
@TalkTV
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