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Noah Tritz

@NoahsArkc

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Ex-baseballer turned oil field. I’m going to save the world. Astros, Longhorns, fishing, hunting! UTSA Econ ‘09, Texas MBA ‘20, drill baby drill!

Conroe, TX
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🤘🤘🤘
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Fuck Around and Find Out
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Texas HC job is not only a better job than Alabama, it’s the best job in college football #facts
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@TheWakeninq Can’t make this shit up
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@BarstoolTexasAM Left out conference championships and CFP appearances, but we can squash all this next year.
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@DodgersNation @SportsNetLA Dude’s such a tool
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@BoardGeniuses Would’ve made a great cover!
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@BrianUherek It is a bold faced lie to say you’ve lived in Houston for 30 years and never had a power outage.
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@KellyO First time this year and it’s fucking July 🤯
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@HPBAac Are you in your 6th Covid year?
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@KendallRogers @AggieBaseball What about the DBU guy?
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Come on big boy!
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Texas insider @justinwells2424 has logged an expert prediction for the Longhorns to land 6-foot-8, 400-pound 2025 IOL Byron Washington🤘 Washington is set to visit Texas on Jan. 20‼️ (📸: @Matt_Stepp817 ) Read:
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@RichardGrenell What planet do you live on?
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@kevinrjhagood He scouting for week 2 next year
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@MoCityMitch @Hooked_On_Horns Represent Houston to the fullest bro and brought that championship culture to Austin! Thanks for bad ass season!
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@TrevAlberts Imagine letting Twitter pick your next HC. Good luck!
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#Aggies watching the Sugar Bowl on New Year’s Day! #HookEm
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Jimbo’s Old Folks Home
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@michaelschwab13 Sign him! He deserves a shot and we need him
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@SoonerVirginia @JosephManero Agree. OU Texas rivalry is one with reverence amongst two competitive programs rich in tradition and relevance.
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@SECBarstool The past ten years vs. the future and trajectory of the programs are very different things. Can’t deny Texas’s momentum right now and their success last year. Oklahoma has money problems and is seemingly in a state of disarray
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@markaduck Facts. I don’t need Mississippi State telling me I’m in the SEC now. If you win the Egg Bowl and go .500 it’s a good season. We’re not the same.
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@hookinemgood @On3sports You forgot the part where his dad went out and paid the number one receiver in the country to go to JSU and follow him to Colorado.
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Let’s make it a Sunday trifecta!
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TEXAS Niner🤘🏽🇺🇸
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#MuhammadIsland 🏝️🚫✈️ 🤘🏽
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@AgJack10 Lmao, committing to play football at a college is a two way deal and the A&M program didn’t hold their end up. That’s why everyone’s leaving. Program’s a dumpster fire and you wanna blame the kids. Broken culture
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We didn’t make the rules 🤷🏻‍♂️ we just playing the game. All these people who say we’re ruining college football were the same ones that were happy to pay the players nothing in exchange for hundreds of millions in revenue. Get with times. It’s 2024.
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Add Bama fans to the growing list of complaining fans. Saying Texas has ALL the money. Bond got 4 million.🤷🏾‍♂️
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@LorealSarkisian @CoachSark Yea baby!!!!!!! Let’s go!!!!!!! 🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘
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@Darrien_UTSA Former UTSA student athlete here. The key is and always has been building a stadium on campus, a facility that is exclusively your own. A place where students can walk from their dorm in the morning to the tailgate ground and eventually to the stadium. If you build it, they will
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@andyroddick Presidents get elected by the people too bro. They have term limits.
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@Fernand03469965 @AmiriKing The kid called 911 from the fucking house. They knew he was in there.
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Got that one done, now waiting on Sark’s video
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@cyber_horn J Cook ain’t no drop off. I’m good with Cook for Worthy.
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@Tj_Mccarn @UTBarstool Big 10 is over rated, TCU got dog walked… but only after they handled Michigan. Texas at 7 and Bama at 8 shows there’s clearly no value in playing strong non-conference schedules. Also justifies leaving the Big 12.
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@WillBaizer Lmao, Arizona to Texas is a major upgrade.
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@quallsastros Cody Johnson killed it though. He was awesome
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You mean this is bigger than that time the Aggies and Missouri joined the SEC? Say it ain’t so
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On Texas joining the SEC: This is the single biggest moment in the history of the league. -Paul Finebaum 🤘🔥 #hookem
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@derrico_henrio Legalize and regulate marijuana federally
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🤘💯🤘💯🤘💯🤘💯🤘💯🤘
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TEXAS 🤘🏾🧡
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Dear @Dodgers , Who’s your daddy?
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@NashTalksTexas No way Thompson is there starter, right?
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@mattratliff88 A&M being a top tier job is debatable
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@BrentMills6378 Lmao, committing to play football at a college is a two way deal and the A&M program didn’t hold their end up. That’s why everyone’s leaving. Program’s a dumpster fire and you wanna blame the kids. Broken culture
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@UTBarstool Why is Kansas talking?
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How much of this is Tennessee really gonna stand behind?
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Welcome home @earleybaseball 👍
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@TheErrantFriend @elonmusk @banthebbc CNN: Comey’s Narrative Narrator
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Chills
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Vince Young. 4th and 5 🌹 One of college football’s all-time great performances.
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@MarchMadnessMBB
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THE LONGHORNS ARE WITHIN TWO 👀 #MarchMadness @TexasMBB
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💯 🤘 #Hookem
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That’s MY coach 🥹🤘🏼 #HookEm
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@XavierWorthy Go be great!
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@MLBONFAX
FAX Sports: MLB
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Help could be on the way to Houston
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@laststandhats
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They are in. And they are beautiful. #HookEm #laststandfamily #ropehat
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Fuckin awesome season! A lot to look forward to!
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Thank you Longhorn Nation for your support this season 🤘
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@JosephManero Nah bro, Texas State
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@angrybevo21 Does Tennessee have a football team?
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@shaneyyricch He’s been blowing him both online and in person? 👀
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@CoachBeansTTU My D1 Top 25 program college coach called me into the game from the bullpen by signaling for the short fat guy with his arms
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@T3ezyy LFG!!!!! 🤘
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@Kreezy1117 @HornSports Texas’ resume is better in every way. Playing number 3 doesn’t mean shit unless you win
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The universe is aligning correctly!
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Excuse me, the adults are talking #texas #aggies #longhorns
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@beermesportball @7Nunyabizz7 @RGSLee @MichaelaOkla Calls were made to her opponents advising them not to run. It’s well documented and non partisan.
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Straight loaded at WR 🔥 #deep #HookEm
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THIS IS HOME…HOOK EM!
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@CGasparino Suburban moms and moderate republicans are going to take issue with how she got to where she is. She’s going to have to convince America she’s more than a politician who slept ger way into positions of prominence.
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@Mystinc_t Nah. If you hit someone on purpose you don’t try to get their arm. You aim for meat cuz you wanna make sure you get them the first time. Catcher setup in. He just over threw it.
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@Tiger__Vibes We would trade up immediately by gaining Oklahoma State, Miami, UNC, or several others
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I need 800 more followers! Maybe a RT from @GregSwindell or @kyleumlang will push me over the top! Comment #NoLonghornfanUnder1K Follow everyone who comments, likes, retweets, and follows everyone back that follows you. RT to spread. #Hookem #TexasSZN #LonghornNation
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#NoLonghornfanUnder1k I need 28 to get to 500. Let’s go!!!
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@NikkiHaley Ridiculous take. Trump was harder on China than any other president in my lifetime. You’re the epitome of what’s wrong with politics. You let China buy farm land in SC! What the hell do the Koch brothers see in you?
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@CPWolfDad Those are all “good” jobs for sure, but I’m talking about the best in the country in terms of everything the job had to offer. None of those places can hold Austin’s jock strap. The city/school combo is unparalleled. USC is in the conversation but then you have to pay Cali taxes
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This was an awesome game! It was hot af that day but worth it!
@CFBRep
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When Texas & LSU went toe to toe in Austin (2019) 🐯🤘 Perhaps 2019 LSU’s greatest scare in their HISTORIC 15-0 season 🔥
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@RaiderStan69 Your best sign
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@Lebby_Burner @JtownATX @UTBarstool What do Mississippi State fans actually look forward to every year? For real, what do you people have to look forward to?
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@adiokingeth @J__Oronoz @rawsalerts Naw you can see where the gauges were. Look at the ears of the deceased vs the kid they’re saying did it. Should be easy enough to find this dude if he’s still alive, but I’m not dismissing this.
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@SOONERSnFITTEDS @CrimsonCreamNIL If you don’t evolve you get left behind. Look at Clemson’s approach to the portal and how quickly they became irrelevant. At the same time there needs to be some balance between organic development with homegrown talent vs. portal bingeing.
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@MTGrepp Whatever it takes to keep them out of Texas. If Texas goes blue we’re all fucked!
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@AGENT0__ Come on, I wanna see them!
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@JCHartzell
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FIGHT! 🤘🧡
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🤘🤘💯🤘💯🤘💯🤘💯🤘💯 #HookEm
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BREAKING: Former Alabama WR Isaiah Bond has Committed to Texas, he tells @on3sports He totaled 48 Receptions (led Alabama) for 668 Yards & 4 TDs in 2023 One of the Top Players in the Portal #HookEm
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@johnpaulp Following. I have a wife and 10 month old. Same question
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This
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Great coaches challenge you. Push you to be better than you think you are, humble you when you need it. Parcels, Belichick, Saban, Knight, Lombardi, Lasorda, Royal, Garrido- all ass holes in their own way. But they won. Too many soft players crying about how coaches treat them.
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Bahahahahha
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BREAKING: Hillary Clinton is telling donors to stick with President Biden. She’s never wrong.
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@linzysing14 Captain clutch!!!!
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How could you possibly watch this and think that?
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Joe Biden is back. He’s fine. Build Back Better.
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One of the most epic X responses of all time
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@GavinNewsom I checked with renowned world authority, Professor Suggon Deeznutz, and he said parody is legal in America 🤷‍♂️
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Bahahahaha! Have you seen the yell leaders in college station?
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Texas twitter trying to impress the SEC before getting blown out by a million
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Accurate
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This encapsulates my experience on SEC twitter so far
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@lamar1brown Hookem 🤘
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Texas brings back 13 year big leaguer, 5x All-Star, 2x Silver Slugger, 2x Gold Glover…Troy Tulowitzki @troytulo . It just keeps getting better! You can’t make this shit up. Thanks @TrevAlberts @earleybaseball @AggieBaseball #Hookem
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This is the shit that got Trump shot
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Donald Trump is a genuine threat to this nation. He's a threat to our freedom. He's a threat to our democracy. He's literally a threat to everything America stands for.
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@FortyAcreVibes Let’s fuckin go!!!!!!
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