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Voting is over!
Now for the work of being an active citizen.
Don't like the way your corner of South Africa is going? Do something!
I've written a book about my beloved
@CityofJoburgZA
Tracking how
#Joburg
ended up like this & more importantly what we can do save the city
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The South African media need to start hounding
@CyrilRamaphosa
the same way we did
@PresJGZuma
to force some sort of accountability.
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Dear
@CyrilRamaphosa
:
Lesson 1 - Never EVER pre-record an address to the nation. What better did you have to do?
Lesson 2 - Do NOT read a prepared speech. Talk from the heart.
Lesson 3 - Go be among your people. Attempt to come to grips with our reality
Lesson 4 - DO BETTER
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White South Africa may not know
#AdamCatzavelos
personally. May not like or agree with what he said. But because we’ve all encountered a
#AdamCatzavelos
at some point and said nothing, he thought his video was a good idea.
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Lala Ngoxolo, Mama. You were strong when most would be weak. You did more for South Africa than most will ever admit. The true mother of our nation....Hamba Kahle
#WinnieMandela
❤️✊🏾 🇿🇦
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That’s because the “old South Africa” didn’t count the amount of blacks murdered each year - especially those offed by the racist & fascist white regime who brought us
#Apartheid
Apparently in the Old South Africa - 180 murders per annum.
In the new South Africa - 25000 murders per annum.
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Jackson Mthembu’s death is absolutely heartbreaking.
Regardless of your politics, South Africa is a poorer place without him.
Hamba Kahle Mkhonto ✊🏾❤️
#JacksonMthembu
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One day… Ngcukaitobi will be Chief Justice of South Africa.
This man, 47-year-old South African lawyer and legal scholar Tembeka Ngcukaitobi, just laid out a devastating case documenting Israel's genocidal intent in Gaza before the International Court of Justice.
A hero for Palestinians and people of conscience around the world. 🇿🇦 ❤️ 🇵🇸
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Sadly... this is the type of outcry from many privileged (mostly white) South Africans when it comes to service delivery protests.
Dismayed by the violence.
Shocked by the discomfort.
Oblivious and ignorant to the realities that led to the clash in the first place.
She said she lives in the area, and explained: “I came from South Africa to move away from this... I don’t want this. This is not the Hong Kong I’ve grown to love.”
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Political bias is always easy to spot…
The same people defending
#Steenhuisen
’s lack of formal academic education were extremely uncomfortable with
#Hlaudi
running the
#SABC
without any qualifications.
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Every single Zimbabwean should obey the laws of South Africa when residing or traveling inside the country’s borders.
This should apply to any other foreign national. As well as all South African citizens.
Surely, this should not be a controversial statement?
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#Verwoerd
is the one that isn’t South African.
Born in Amsterdam, he is not from this land. He also imported his racist poison after studying in pre
#Nazi
Germany.
@Lesufi
’s right to remove his name from things stems from the joyful fact
#Apartheid
is dead. Just like your hero.
#Verwoerd
never slighted any racial or language group in South Africa; I have read all his speeches. Yet Lesufi makes racist statements about Afrikaans & Afrikaners. What right does this racist have to remove Verwoerd's name from anything? Lesufi is isn't even South African!
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Never gets old 🤣🤣🤣
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The other farm murders the usual crowd never likes to talk about
[WATCH] A Limpopo farmer and his two employees, charged with murder of two women and dumping their bodies in a pigsty, appear in the Mankweng Magistrate's Court.
#Newzroom405
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I’d take a rat with principles & dignity over a purple cow without a cause or any decorum, you bitter little man.
It’s thoroughly disappointing you sit back and allow this to happen
@maggsonmedia
@SallyBurdettSA
@jody_jacobs
@PatrickConroySA
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Isn’t it just as astonishing that there are still people who believe
@afriforum
’s policies are aimed at helping anybody but privileged white Afrikaans people.
Isn't it astonishing that there are still people who believe the ANC's distribution policies are aimed at helping the poor.
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This snarky & pig-headed thinking will see this government collapse.
What does John Steenhuisen know about Agriculture or Dean Macpherson about Infrastructure?
They both only have a matric and each used to sell shampoo and fabrics for a living.
Stop being a dickhead
Am looking incredibly forward to Gayton McKenzie's influence on literature, galleries, theatre, museums, libraries, paintings and concerts. This is going to be a golden renaissance period for South African arts.
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FACT: Alcohol is the anaesthesia that leaves the South African masses sleeping-walking through the socioeconomic disaster that keep us the most unequal society on earth.
But we not all ready to have that conversation… Are we?
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Vele… Numbers have never been your family’s strong point 🤕
HEIST 2022!!!
The Numbers Are Not Numbering
The Politics Are Not Politicking
The Combrades Are Not Combrading
🤔🤔🤔🤔
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#Hillbrow
is being drenched in song, chibuku & patriotism as Zimbabweans celebrate the end of
#RobertMugabe
’s presidency
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Hi there
@LindiweSisuluSA
…
Any chance you could stop campaigning to become
@MYANC
leader and address that small matter of a German tourist being gunned down en route to Kruger Park?
You know… As tourism minister and what not?
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Wins in both the Test & ODI series against the best side in the world.
Seems we are doing fine.
#ProteasFire
South African cricket team is a stark reminder of what happens when players are picked for political reasons over merit. One of their top order batsmen has over 70 Test innings with just 1 century.None of them hv a Test batting average of over 40.Many of the good ones have left.
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Shut up and pay your electricity bill!
@NigConsulate_SA
owes over R600k to
@CityofJoburgZA
.
@CityPowerJhb
had every right to cut your delinquent consulate off ⚡️
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📹| Julius Malema and his thugs have no regard for the rule of law, their only contribution to the South African political landscape has been chaos, violence and a clear attempt to destroy democratic institutions.
We've now laid criminal charges against them! -
@Natasha9Mazzone
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News organisations reporting on the treatment of Naledi Chirwa.
Without a hint of self-reflection about how horrendously they treat their own employees.
Oh the irony!
Journalism should never be slavery.
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Let’s say it one more time... LOUDER:
#APARTHEID
WAS A CRIME AGAINST HUMANITY!
#APARTHEID
IS A CRIME AGAINST HUMANITY!
#APARTHEID
WILL FOREVER BE A CRIME AGAINST HUMANITY!
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The last of South Africa’s grandparents has left us 💔 🇿🇦
Thank you for always showing us the best part of ourselves,
#DesmondTutu
Rest easy and at peace ❤️
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White genocide 🇿🇦 🤦🏽
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Contrary to popular belief: You can be pleased about the
#VBSarrests
AND disappointed the
#Steinhoff
thieves are still living their best lives.
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Except for Gay people, right Reverend?
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💔 uGwala lo... abamazi yo... abazangi bambona... Hamba kahle Umgane wami
#XolaniGwala
@gwalax
💔
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If you think displaying the old Apartheid flag is part of your culture or cool, maybe you don't really belong in a free & democratic South Africa.
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#HappyValentineDay
- for many a day of love, flowers & other hallmark inspired purchases. For me.. it will always be the day
@PresJGZuma
broke up with Mzansi 🤪
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#Zuma
is choosing to take
@karynmaughan
to court because he has no strategy other than to delay his
#ArmsDeal
corruption trial.
This is a smokescreen.
Journalism is not a crime.
I stand with Karyn!
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Our baby daughter Isabel has just spent 7 days in
@Netcare_Limited
Garden City Paediatric ICU on a ventilator🚨
Fighting off 3 viruses 🦠 she’s has been discharged today.
Dr Chueu, Dr Bartlett & their team are heroes ❤️
We’ll never forget the compassion shown to our family🥲
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I almost became a crime statistic last night. An attempted hijacking with a gun pointed in my face as I drove home in inner
@CityofJoburgZA
.
Luckily to escape unscathed and you know what?
Overjoyed I didn’t and will never have... a gun.
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What an absolute mockery of justice.
21 children die and nobody faces any real consequences.
R5000 fine.
That’s R238,10 for every dead child.
#Enyobeni
[BREAKING] Magistrate Kevin Von Bratt has fined
#Enyobeni
tavern owners R5000 each or alternatively spend 100 days in prison. "Let me say that the extreme punishment on first offenders will be impossible. A fine will be appropriate."
#Newzroom405
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For a South African oke that makes a living off of satire you are an extremely fragile white man 😕
Why,
@TheKiffness
?
@Crownbr
@CyrilRamaphosa
Trevor has been very critical of the ANC in his stand up & late night show. Maybe not so much of late since he's the poster boy for SA Tourism now.
Siya said straight to Cyril's face at the Union building that diversity is the Springbok's strength & that the ANC should be more
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5 years
45,000 words
4 case studies
98 fieldwork hours
37 research participants
> 10,000 hours of reading & writing Several near capitulations& litres of whiskey
2 supervisors
1 virtual graduation anticlimax
I am: Jack of all trades - Master of Inclusive Innovation 💥 👨🏼🎓 📜
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Dearest
@SAPoliceService
...
What should we think your TRT officers were doing on the corner of Fife & O’Reilly last night in
#Hillbrow
at a known drug haven?
Doesn’t seem like a bust to me.
cc
@LirandzuThemba
@HermanMashaba
@MichaelSun168
@CityofJoburgZA
@Abramjee
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I’ll be severely disappointed if Tembeka
#Ngcukaitobi
is not Chief of the
@ConCourtSA
in my lifetime.
And no... It’s not because his second name is Nicholas.
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Once upon a time...A journalist wanted to do a story on buffaloes🐃
How livestock can be bought&sold at inflated prices to dodge tax💰
@sarstax
told the hack it wasn’t “tax dodging but tax avoidance”
They tried to follow through but their editors said “there is no story here”
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Siri... How else can the
@Our_DA
show it doesn’t care about how black people feel about
#Apartheid
?
.
@Our_DA
condemns decision by
@CyrilRamaphosa
to remove statues honouring colonial and apartheid-era figures from public spaces
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#SAlockdown
is leading to massive economic devastation.
Many thousands have lost their livelihoods & millions may welllose their jobs.
But get a grip: It is NOT “like
#Apartheid
”
Your inability to get coffee, cigarettes, beer and warm chicken is not a crime against humanity.
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There is no victim here.
Except the over 50% of the South African population that live in poverty.
Who remained poor, landless & jobless during his over 9 years in power.
That still live that reality without any hope for the future as we focus on this sideshow.
#ZumaArrested
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Protesting race quotas yesterday, chairing parliamentary committees as a white MP today.
South Africa… Alive with possibilities 🇿🇦
The
#7thParliament
Portfolio Committee on Police has today elected Mr
@IanCameron23
as the Chairperson
#30YearsofDemocraticParliament
#30YearsofDemocracy
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#DearWhiteSouthAfrica
This is the most profound thing
@Bruceps
has ever written in all of his columns. Take heed &choose a path of atonement
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Dear political parties…
Instead of crying about voters continuously choosing the ANC: Try convince South Africans to vote for you instead.
There’s an election in less than 100 days.
Now really is your chance…
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#SAshutdown
2 weeks have passed since at least 337 died in an orgy of violence & looting.
@CyrilRamaphosa
still hasn’t fired anyone from
@GovernmentZA
.
@NPA_Prosecutes
hasn’t charged any actual “ringleaders”.
And we are still arguing the semantics of “insurrection”
Siyaya!
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@karynmaughan
Maughan... We love you.
Fight this thing like you fight for truth & integrity.
You WILL win x
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#CableThieves
being processed at Eldorado Park
@SAPoliceService
after being nailed in the act today by community members & local
@CityofJoburgZA
councillors.
🚨249 incidents of cable theft since March 1st 🚨
An average of 5 a day⚡️
@CityPowerJhb
infrastructure is under siege!
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“It's better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt”
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Ja jong…
#Apartheid
was mos just “good neigbourliness” according to your hero, neh?
The most racist people on earth are those who push race laws and policies under the banner of non-racialism.
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First it was Floyd with a journalist... now Marshall with what looks like a police officer. Violence begets violence
@EFFSouthAfrica
- DO BETTER!
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Ghaleb... I know you think you’re cool... especially when you’re trying impress your superiors in
@Our_DA
.
But perhaps you can do some reading?
Before you elevate yourself to anything more than the opportunistic, self-aggrandizing second rate politician idiot that you are.
@NickolausBauer
The whippersnapper has raised its head - best it reads , understands and reports accurately before it elevates itself to editor.
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A year ago...
@CyrilRamaphosa
became
@MYANC
President. And I found myself right next to
@PresJGZuma
when it happened 👇🏽
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Similar to the thinking
#Apartheid
wasn’t all that bad because the post democratic government isn’t all that good
#SameSame
Some people seem to think Ramaphosa is a good president because Zuma was a bad president.
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Matshela Koko & Brian Molefe we’re a disaster for Eskom. Taking it the brink of financial ruin.
But Pravin Gordhan and Andre De Ruyter have ably stepped up to finish the job from an operational point of view.
#POWERALERT1
Due to the breakdown of five generating units overnight, Stage 5 loadshedding will regretfully be implemented until 05:00 on Monday
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The repercussions
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Eskom will deliver us Stage 5
#LoadShedding
to start the week.
@DPE_ZA
announces they met yesterday to look for money for more diesel.
In the meantime more outages &
#cabletheft
due to blackouts.
Pravin Gordhan has failed the people of South Africa in as
@DPE_ZA
minister.
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Um... But Floyd...
The anc voting cattle in parliament has once again proven that none of them have the courage of their convictions. They voted for an unlawful and unconstitutional report that seeks to punish the
@PublicProtector
for ruling against the white capitalist establishment & its puppet.
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@MYANC
Comrades plagiarism is plagiarism... if you want to use the video download and credit. Better still... Retweet nje
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Wat is die Engelse uitdrukking vir “Beter vat jou kak en vokof Orania toe as jy wil net kla”?
Ps
Dit is 'n foto uit Indië... Jou eter
What is the Afrikaans word for a "Shithole Country?"
Best comment wins a prize.
Please RETWEET for larger audience, more replies!
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Some White people to black people:
#Apartheid
is over. Get over it.
Also some white people to black people:
#Apartheid
is over. I can’t get over the fact that
#OldSouthAfricanFlag
is hate speech.
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Trump Refuses To Come Out Of His Bedroom And Attend White House Christmas Party After His SCOTUS Defeat
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True... Name changes don’t fix service delivery.
But you bitching about not being able to pronounce
#Gqeberha
isn’t going to improve
@GovernmentZA
performance or fix social discord either.
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Hmmm... Fighting for evictions in the middle of a global health crisis that’s stripped many people of their livelihoods and ability to house & feed their families.
Interesting move.
The DA calls for the urgent lifting of Alert Level 1 lockdown regulations that make it close to impossible for property owners to obtain eviction orders. -
@BrinkCilliers
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#CoffinAssault
Good Riddance. May Oosthuizen & Jackson serve as a lesson to all racists - black & white.
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BREAKING
#GuptaBank
Interdict application dismissed with costs. Baroda can now go ahead with Gupta company account closure end of September
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#Zuma
’s game plan:
- Split the
#ANC
vote
- Bring Khongolose below 50%
- Offer
#MKparty
’s votes to keep
#ANC
in power
- Only condition is that
#Ramaphosa
must voetsek
What do you think will be the impact of former president Jacob Zuma’s decision to withdraw support for the ANC in 2024?
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Hard to believe it was 6 years ago since the M*therfuckers of Braamfontein provided their commentary on
#Zuma
’s resignation.
Pity
#Ramaphosa
has been such a solid disappointment since then.
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BREAKING
@MbalulaFikile
confirms
#GraceMugabe
has handed herself over to
@SAPoliceService
& will appear Wynberg magistrate's court at 1pm
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It’s a pity you were never in a position within cabinet for the past 20 years to espouse and enact these good governance values you talk of... No wait, hang on 😳
It's a pity that no amount of money can rid this toxicity about this scourge of corruption. What is also worrying is the expensive way of dealing with corruption, like the Zondo Commission, while there is absolutely no guarantee of consequences. The only way is Good Governance
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If there was any more shit coming from Katie Hopkins mouth and she could open a fertilizer factory.
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Sending
#Zuma
back to jail will serve no purpose.
Other than again make him a martyr to his narrow-minded supporters.
And risk a rerun of the
#JulyRiots
He went to jail. Spent some time under
#HouseArrest
.
Let it go.
He and his family don’t deserve our attention anymore
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In light of
@FWdeKlerkFoun
retracting it’s statement, will you too now retract this stupidity?
Big words like Genocide, Nazi, Fascist, Anti-Semite and Crimes against Humanity must be used accurately lest they lose their meaning. Apartheid was a pernicious system of social engineering, discrimination and repression.I too indulged in the hyperbole of youth.I now know better.
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BREAKING
#Multichoice
announces it will dump
@ANN7tv
from the DSTV bouquet and aim to sign on a new black owned TV channel
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So there I was listening to
@LesDaChef
’s funeral online and waiting to take a
#Covid19
test after a hectic week of covering
#SAShutdown
.
Wondering how much worse this week could get.
I wish I hadn’t 😞
Vaccines will have to wait 💔
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Back in the land of the living after battling COVID-19! 💪🏽❤️
Thank you all for your concern and support 🚨✌🏽
That was honestly the most ill we’ve been in our lives 😣
If you haven’t got vaccinated: Register, get the jab and don’t be stupid 💉
This disease doesn’t care 🦠
So there I was listening to
@LesDaChef
’s funeral online and waiting to take a
#Covid19
test after a hectic week of covering
#SAShutdown
.
Wondering how much worse this week could get.
I wish I hadn’t 😞
Vaccines will have to wait 💔
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When you get angry or despair at the amount it costs you fuel your tank @+R17/L, remember this one under the supervision of the other one allowed our strategic oil reserve to be sold for $28 a barrel in 2015.
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Call me old fashioned or counter-revolutionary but I simply don’t think paying for a moribund airline ✈️ is ethical when schoolchildren still drowned in pit toilets 🚽
#LetSAAdie
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And the world will never forget Daddy
#Zuma
voted in favour for UN no fly zone Resolution 1973 that led to
#Gaddadi
’s death.
Wena
#Duduvanka
uthanda ukubukwa njengesiyephu. Kakhulu!
We Will Never Forget You! Libya Hasn’t Been The Same Since Your Assassination. Long Live Gadaffi Long Live ✊🏽✊🏽✊🏽!!!
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#SteveBiko
"Whites must be made to realize that they are only human, not superior. Same with blacks - they are also human, not inferior"
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If he resigns:
#Zuma
will earn R2,9m per year, an official vehicle, an office, a secretary&security
If he's impeached:
#Zuma
will get nothing
#YouAreTheWeakestLinkGoodbye
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#PonteLove
season finale ❤️
Getting married at
@dlalanje
HQ is a moment we’ll cherish forever 🥹
Once Africa’s first vertical urban slum… Now the home of hope and love 💗
Never let anyone tell you something is impossible🥲
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The pinnacle of my journalism career.
The only one in the room of 4000 to capture
#Zuma
losing to
#Ramaphosa
is
#Nasrec
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We can cry, whine & weep about
@MYANC
politicians remaining untouched after damning evidence at the
@StateCaptureCom
.
But I ask with tears in my own eyes:
What will ever happen to
@BainAlerts
,
@KPMG
,
@SAP
&
@McKinsey
?
No consequences means this is just going to happen AGAIN💔
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**laughs in every Afrikaner that still cries about the brutality of the British during the Anglo-Boer war**
We must remember Sharpeville, learn from it & ensure that something like that never happens again.
That said, it was 60 years ago. At some point we have to concede that tweeting pictures of events that happened more than half a century ago is not much of a contemporary argument.
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I’m just wondering Ernst... Is this also the line you give the people who work in your house?
Cleaning up after you and your family?
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