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@nashdelirium

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@dklmarxist There is no joke worth harassing an employee for but this one is not even in the same universe as humor
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@SceledrusZER0 @yupekosii @webroccoli When you pay $100 a year for a free app but everyone still hates you
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@EPM106 If Mulan came out today Ben Shapiro would spend 2 hours debunking it
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@libsoftiktok @CapriSunnPapi You are knowingly going against their ex wife’s wishes and putting a baby in harms way. You are an Ugly woman inside and out
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@JackPLamb Dude is bragging about getting dog walked by goofy and Donald
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@Votto007 I like this guy who doesn’t understand the concept of editing
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RGT III ♚
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@_LeIand_ This was hilarious I loved how he didn’t pause he just roasted everyone 🤣
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@Srirachachau A throaty “YESSS” is the orc equivalent of a “Will do” email reply
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@firagawalkwthme Also it sounds nothing like Arcade Fire?
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@ohlode @jesuslasupajew I’m fearful for my safety. Better publicly post a picture of my outfit and current location
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@phil_so_silly Scalia loved it for a reason
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@annakhachiyan Most natural reaction in the world in seeing a dying child is to think “my children come first”???
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@DannyVegito @em_dash01 I’m now actually mad Larry David never got to write this. I’m imagining Kramer showing up to all of his appointments 4 days early
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@XrealJacobSmith @TheBabylonBee Why wouldn’t they start with firing the current CEO who is a white man
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@cinxeo @wojespn Actually the lakers move up 7 spots and the Pacers get money
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@MatthieuJG @dawnposts Most grocery stores have a self checkout option but also pay cashiers to do checkout. You might not be very smart
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@cinxeo @wojespn That’s the whole picture
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@i_zzzzzz I assume the call screeners had the Cars graphic ready to go, but I kinda wish they hadn’t because it makes the whole thing seem set up
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@elaifresh Room temperature water goes in the refrigerator to get cold
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@thefouchoe @OnlineJosh_ It’s funny to delete a tweet that’s literally just a transcript of what he said
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@lakecounty1975 @ABeardedPanda Or put up Fourth of July decorations
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@ettingermentum The most depressing thing is that this could be a real picture in 2023
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@Gaga_In_Fla @Phillyonious @NickFondacaro @newsbusters She looks stunning there, thank you for sharing
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@richard_normal That natural first question of a political discussion “How are republicans different from democrats?”
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@girldrawsghosts I love that she knows she has like 2 seconds max before she gags and she decides to use it up on “am I right or am I right”
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@LaughlandMorgan @thetimes What are you talking about? It’s the same people taking both positions
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@johnrivers131 Plan went awry when UCLA caved to Lavar and gave a scholarship to a 9th man
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@lowrcaseletters @GRIMELORD9000 @GalaxyPeaBrain Now just imagine that you took a pill that made it impossible to understand that concept and then proceeded to argue about it for 50 posts
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@richard_normal Me in politics: don’t punch down, help those less fortunate Me watching basketball:
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@missmayim @JennaPacelli Very funny to talk about narcissism when you posted a video of yourself laughing at a comedian instead of just posting his set
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Remixing my reaction to @standupdan because it was making me laugh so hard - I thought you should see how hard I was laughing and maybe you need a laugh from Dan Ahdoot too!
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@JazzyLynnRose @CantStopHurts @McDuffiefan Half of your titles came when there were 6 teams in the league
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@JackPLamb 10% of tantrums are trafficking
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@ettingermentum @LegoRacers2 That kids feet were moving. Clear block. Move on
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@DPJHodges @BarryNL Are the Gaza protesters blocking people from accessing health care?
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@TheJd0t @RaptorsShaq @ChandlerParsons The question was “could Edey play as a woman next year.” Stevie was explaining that he couldn’t because he wouldn’t have been able to take testosterone suppressants for a year before next season starts. Seems pretty important context to me
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@lib_crusher Innocent little autism toy
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@no_earthquake @meowingabyss @focusfronting Why is he asking OP to ask his gf when he’s coming over, and not just telling his gf to tell OP when he’s coming over?
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@cinxeo @wojespn The lakers will have contract rights on the 40th pick. The pacers could invest the cash
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@aimeeterese @OsitaNwanevu You can come here. We also have children who need to be scared into eating their vegetables
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@legitleavitt @boredgm @EvoIutlon I’m watching your money evolve to Elon’s bank account every month
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@AnthonyBiz21 @FoolishBB That’s probably not why he was DFAd
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@saturnpr1ncess @itshemiii @baehisn Why would they make a movie about realistic lions who sing and dance and are friends with meerkats
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@LegoRacers2 The Gervais one is so good lmao
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@odenhead And the loser? The company that owns the vending machine in the courthouse
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@hepsplurge @darryn_briggs @rationalhumanis Give me one example of a company openly refusing to hire white people
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@prlyfxdfc @theCJS @Elliot88590870 Tumblirina in 2024 is pretty wild
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@KotanDB87 @jasrifootball Paying $12 a month to tweet to your 200 followers
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@shtpst @tv_educator @GarlicCorgi Instant repulsion to Reddit shows a level of street-smart intuitiveness that only prison can really cultivate
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@PekJorkins “It’s weird to follow instagram accounts of shirtless 8 year olds” getting double digit downvotes is peak Reddit
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@Srirachachau @ettingermentum Reminds me of my favorite interview Q&A from Scalia
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@GayBearRes @BDemps He’s lying for clout lol.
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@ztezazaza @RitaPanahi You want to go to a women’s prison so you can rape female prisoners?
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@jdcmedlock @lawsomepup Also if rich kids are getting bullied, doesn’t universalization still avoid bullying because the poor kids won’t know who to bully?
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@PJ_More_Muscle @DollaSign_Ty_ Try doing 210-27 in your head. I bet you basically do how the assignment lays it out since you don’t have that memorized. This is an intuitive way to teach kids math
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@ByYourLogic To the joker… he is a normal dad
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@905Kar I can see this argument if the ball hit him in the fingertips or something but this throw is LAUNCHED lmao
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@aidnmclaughlin Flabbergasted by the coverage that Michelin star restaurants get in Food and Wine when McDonalds serves billions and billions
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@halomancer1 In his defense he’s incredibly good looking
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@Jomboy_ Why yikes?
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@ElronHoobard @AllDaySadGuy @TestedData1 @TheOnion Dog is getting no engagement but throwing his money away every month
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@davidpdeavel @hellodonavon @Ian_Gay_briel @pschofie79 Can you provide any examples of her shying away from her blackness pre-2020?
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@Votto007 “The most racist baseball player ever” is wild. Dudes were literally assaulting Jackie Robinson on field
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@BitCes1248 @stoolpresidente This is really pathetic bro
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@kareem_carr @Notgiamatti I’m so curious, did they think 1 in 50 was more or less than 2%
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