Nathan White
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People getting mad at Queen Elizabeth II for colonization is a good indicator that they know very little about what she actually did during her reign.
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I'm a pastor and, pal, have I got some good news for you.
We should just pin all the debt in the world to one guy and then kill him
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Child development much?
A "top" school in NC enforces silent lunch because admins "found that 15 minutes was not enough time to eat if the children were allowed to talk."
Less talking = more instruction time! Better test scores! All that matters!
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*sees Santa at the mall*
Me: " Homoousios or Homoiousios?"
Him: "What?"
Me: "You're not the real St. Nicholas."
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Rachael has started losing amniotic fluid. In other words, her water broke but is leaking very slowly. We're right at 24 weeks. They're admitting us to the hospital and hope to prevent delivery for at least a couple of weeks to give the baby a better chance. Please pray for us.
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I honestly don't even want to view these replies because this is a *sublime* representation of Twitter discourse exactly like it is
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If you are pregnant and truly do not feel equipped to raise your child, my wife and I will adopt them and pay all the legal fees.
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A ruptured amniotic sac, a hospital stay, emergency c-section, the NICU, three more hospital stays, eight specialists, two viruses, hypothermia, hypoglycemia, and three times she might have died in front of me, but God got us to the font.
Satan can hold this L.
ἐν τούτῳ νίκα.
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I have learned that “Kiev” is the Russian spelling and “Kyiv” is the Ukrainian spelling so no matter what happens, for the rest of my life, it’s Kyiv.
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This is — and I’m not exaggerating here — demonic and one of the nearly endless horrifying reasons I am FAR more concerned than excited about the future of AI.
Millionaire internet streamer's reaction to AI porn of herself. You won't find more fragile people than popular internet personalities (especially women).
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Everyone I know who has tried Turkish delight has complained because they thought that it must be incredible for it to tempt Edmund into making a deal with the White Witch. It just didn't deliver what they thought it would.
But...uh...that's a pretty great allegory for sin.
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Hulk Hogan is more orthodox than Union Seminary
He has RISEN! thank you God,one love,one life,eternal life,immortality,thank you God. HH4Life
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Weird take from St. Nicholas, a Christian bishop from Asia Minor in the late third and early fourth centuries.
Hi Kevin
Apparently you still haven't learned that Christmas predates Christianity
It's a tradition inspired by the Romans, Celtics, Norse, Druids, and more
Keep your narrow-minded interpretation of Christianity out of my holiday
Kind regards
Santa Claus
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Many of you have very been supportive of Rachael and I over the last year as we've pursued adoption. However, providence dictates that we have to put that pursuit on hold for now.
Ater years as a Wife Guy account, I'd like to formally announce that I am also joining Dad Twitter.
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My man, they did a lot of stuff that was prohibited. It's a MASSIVE Old Testament plot point. Have you read any of the Prophets? Like, even one?
Ancient Judeans ate non-kosher fish at a time when it was thought to have been prohibited in the Bible, according to a new study
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Because Jesus Christ rose from the dead.
Judaism and Christianity both rely on the Hebrew Bible. Why do they interpret it differently?
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22 year old first year seminary students preaching:
“Dinosaur” comes from the Greek word “dinosaur” meaning “dinosaur”
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Oh hey, just found out that my baby is getting discharged from the NICU today so chalk up another win for the mercy and providence of God
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I still think my favorite Billy Graham stories are:
1. The time he bailed Martin Luther King out of jail.
2. That he refused to preach in segregated venues.
3. That he invited African American leaders on stage with him.
Bold actions for a southern preacher in the 50s and 60s.
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Read a couple children’s books and Psalms to my daughter in the NICU tonight. Also, I learned that I can hold a book and turn pages with one hand because she was holding my finger and I was absolutely not about to break that up.
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Do not give Communion to animals. Can't believe I'm saying this, but that's where we are, apparently.
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This man is going to have to face God one day and I actually feel second-hand fear when I think about that. You know that feeling you had when your teacher was furious and punishing some other kid but just being in the room scared you? That but on a cosmic level.
Kenneth Copeland healed viewers of the coronavirus through their televisions last night.
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Idk who needs to hear this but please stop having outdoor weddings during the summer in Alabama.
Please.
Your friends are dying.
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wow i can't believe nobody has ever asked about the problem of evil and divine omnipotence before, guess we're done here
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The whole “I’m a Christian but I think extramarital sex is good” gimmick has such incredibly cringey “I’m not like those other moms, I’m a cool mom” vibes that I don’t know why anyone takes it seriously.
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Actually Jesus said otherwise, hope this helps
These Only Fans girls can “pray” their slutty behavior away all they want.
They will never be respectable no matter how much they cry to God.
Praying to be a respectable person doesn’t work once you do sex work.
It’s best that we shun women like this from society forever.
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TIL John Piper hasn't seen a single cent of his (significant) book royalties because he formed a foundation specifically to give all of it away. Whatever else you might like or dislike about John Piper, this absolutely owns.
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I have a >75% certainty that if I just read James 5:1-6 out loud without citing it to give away the source, some online Christians would call me a Marxist.
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Jimmy Carter launched an eradication war against the guinea worm and has lived to nearly 100 to see it through.
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This is actually a fantastic Good Friday tweet.
The Invisible Enemy will soon be in full retreat!
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Without an ounce of irony, I believe child support should begin immediately.
@SkylerforNY
Child support should begin at the same point as the GOP thinks a fetus is viable - conception or 6 weeks. See how quickly the laws change.
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Actually the reason Christians believe in the Virgin Birth is not because of some weird sexual hang-ups or complex sociological phenomena or Fundamentalism gone awry, but because the Bible says it happened.
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I would have left Facebook years ago if it didn't keep providing me with content like this
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Yeah, God got pretty mad about it several times. It was a whole thing. Major OT plot point, really.
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Mr. T offers some of the best Bible and theology content on my tl and I'm not even joking
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Alice is in the ER. Her temperature bottomed out tonight. They’re checking for all kinds of infections and viruses now. Please, as so many of you have faithfully done over the last few months, pray for her.
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I have not stopped looking at this picture of Alice holding onto me in the recovery room after her surgery since Monday except to sleep, shower, drive, and work.
And sometimes I still look at it at red lights and at my desk.
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Nobody's needed two spaces after a period since we quit using typewriters. Please do not do that.
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Alice is small, which we expected, but good. She’s I n the NICU for size but no one seemed concerned or anything. Rachael did wonderfully and is recovering now. Thank you all for your prayers.
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If you follow a Lutheran, don’t get mad at them for posting Lutheran stuff. If you follow a Presbyterian, don’t get mad about Presbyterian stuff. If you follow a Baptist, don’t get mad when they post Baptist stuff. Follow an Anglican? Don’t get mad when they post Anglican stuff.
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And now for something I never thought I'd tweet:
Here's Justin Bieber on the third use of the Law.
Justin Bieber opened up about his rekindled Christian faith in a remarkable interview in which he reveals that the turning point in his life came when he realized that "following Jesus is actually turning away from sin."
Clip 1 of 2:
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Does, uh, does someone over at EW need to talk to someone? Everyone okay?
The View vs. The Talk: Which show better distracts from the inevitability of death?
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Idk what theology authors need to hear this but stop writing phrases in German if you can just say it in English.
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This is a real bumper sticker on the back of the Dodge Ram in front of me right now
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Pal, no one in Appalachia is reporting their drinking habits to the feds
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The disadvantage of naming the persons of the Trinity is that names can limit our understanding of God. God, who transcends the human distinction between the sexes, is no more a Father than a Mother.
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And if you don’t want us, then we can personally connect you to multiple other families who will do the same.
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“Death, in vain, forbids Him rise” is just an unbeatable line. Absolute banger.
I LOVE when we do “Christ the Lord is Risen Today” at church and so does Thomas he calls it “the fun song” 😂
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Dudes still logging onto this website forgetting that their likes and follows are public. My guy, if you're openly following p*rn accounts, you should cut out the "discernment blogging" or whatever it's called now.
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Talk to anyone who has seen a baby in the NICU and they can tell you that this is provably false. Never mind the gruesome videos of babies in the womb recoiling in pain as they’re aborted. This is propaganda. You’re being lied to. It is not too late for you to turn away from this
Researchers wrote that fetal awareness of pain requires "functional thalamocortical connections." Those thalamocortical fibers begin appearing between 23 and 30 weeks' gestational age, but the capacity for pain perception comes later.
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The phrase I like to use for “involuntary euthanasia of terminally ill children” is “murdering kids.”
If anyone else “involuntarily euthanized” 5-10 kids a year, they’d be rightfully labeled a serial killer.
Dutch government policy that permits involuntary
#euthanasia
of terminally ill children up to 12 years of age started today. Policy is said to apply in exceptional cases of v serious terminal illness & expected to be used in 5 to 10 cases per year.
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Yeah, gotta shut down those horrible places that help with medical bills and give away free bottles, baby food, and diapers.
With Roe gone, it’s more important than ever to crack down on so-called "crisis pregnancy centers" that mislead and deceive patients seeking abortion care. My bill with
@SenatorMenendez
would stop these harmful practices.
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We lived like kings and we didn’t even know it.
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Please do not do this.
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Idk who needs to hear this but extroversion is not a fruit of the Spirit.
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I say this in love:
A whole lot of you need to chill out.
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Bro, I believe the God-man was resurrected after dying for the forgiveness of sin, ascended into heaven, and is returning to judge the living and the dead. A flood and a boat just really don’t seem like that rough of a sell in comparison.
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Rachael just told me that when I lean down to talk to the baby, she can feel her move toward my voice and I am now dead. I am sending this tweeting this from the grave. My frail human form was simply not designed to encounter such beauty or experience such love.
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Pardon me for interrupting your doomscrolling, but I have just been informed that I am officially a Master of Divinity. The designation always sounded a little prideful to me (who can really master the Divine?) but who am I to decline such an estimable title?
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The abuse that Revelation has taken at the hands of American political battles is genuinely tragic.
Mandatory
#coronavirus
vaccines will be implemented....along with a mark to show you have complied. (Revelation 13:15-16)
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Pretty wild how the stars worship God by literally just existing, tbh
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Nah, this sign rules. Literally every church sign should just say this.
Alright ..
I think it's time to post my cringe church signs series.
Got any you'd like to share?
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Please ignore the disheveled and greying hair and focus instead on the very cute baby
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Posting this now to avoid the offense which a calendar-appropriate tweet would invite: It will never stop being funny to me that churches do harvest festivals to replace Halloween which historically was what Christians celebrated when the pagans were celebrating harvest festivals
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I am reminded once again that rural Americans face real problems and no one who is even in proximity to meaningful power has a single clue what they actually are
Kamala Harris absurdly says it’s “almost impossible” for rural Americans to photocopy their ID
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Gents, it is time to let go of the baseball cap.
Outside the arena of playing a sport, it is a marker of either poor style or poor awareness.
Have some dignity. Just take them off. Especially inside.
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Drink your coffee. Pray for your pastor. Tune in for the live-stream of your church. It might seem irrelevant, but I'd really encourage you not to use this as a chance to just listen to some famous speaker instead of your pastor. Don't check out of your community during this.
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So we're having a girl which I guess means I'm going to be a giant ball of mush for the rest of my life now
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*Entirety of Old Testament prophetic and historical literature continually brings up Israel’s idolatry*
Modern experts: “Ah, archeological finds suggest Israelites worshiped other gods. We never would have found this out without secular scholarship!”
If there was only one God and making graven images was a biblical no-no, then what was a statue of the Canaanite deity Baal doing in Judahite shrine from the First Temple period? My latest
#archaeology
@haaretzcom
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If
@timkellernyc
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Me and the fellas recording ourselves singing A Mighty Fortress is Our God and posting it all over the internet to own everyone who thinks Imagine is a good song to sing during a pandemic.
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I believe that a truly human, truly divine Jesus Christ walked away from a tomb in which he had previously been truly and completely dead and if that wasn't the case, I wouldn't bother with Christianity.
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Nah, they’re demons
The reason Christians hate paganism is because Christian priests trick their followers into thinking pagan Gods are demons. The truth, however, is that Christianity is Jewish lies, the pagan Gods are real, and if you worship pagan Gods, They will bless you.
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Here's the deal with all the "Jesus was just a victim of state violence" and "the resurrection was a metaphor" stuff.
People I love are dying. People I love are losing people they love. Your "enlightened," "compassionate" version of Christianity has absolutely nothing to offer.
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Getting my first covid shot today. Looking forward to being accused of living in fear by people I have never met.
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1. Go to a good church.
2. Actually be involved in the life of that church.
3. Serve other people rather than expecting to build relationships entirely upon how other people can serve you.
4. Talk to your neighbors.
5. Idk, a bowling league or something
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C.S. Lewis probably didn't say whatever is in that meme you just shared.
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Church history is so incredibly metal and none of you can convince me otherwise.
This statue depicts Saint Bartholomew, an early Christian martyr who was allegedly skinned alive. If you look closely, you’ll notice that’s not a robe that he’s holding. It's actually his dissected skin hanging around him. This statute is by Marco d’Agrate, c.1562.
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Quick update: Everyone is still good. Basically, the way this will work is we'll stay in the hospital until Rachael has the baby. The longest it could be is ten weeks. Pretty much no matter how it shakes out, the baby will have a NICU stay after that.
Rachael has started losing amniotic fluid. In other words, her water broke but is leaking very slowly. We're right at 24 weeks. They're admitting us to the hospital and hope to prevent delivery for at least a couple of weeks to give the baby a better chance. Please pray for us.
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It took months for this to come out. The people going on about how this is performative simply cannot conceive of Christians serving the family of someone who’d persecuted them. Hale’s family almost certainly did not have money for a funeral.
"One of the things that stunned me to learn was that the Covenant families had pulled together and paid for the funeral of Audrey Hale, the shooter,"
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Look at me, all of you.
You do not have to join the discourse.
I know you saw it.
I know you have opinions.
You can let it pass just this one time.
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This meme just saved a whole facebook group that I was about to leave
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The Silmarillion is meant to be based on Elvish lore and translated by Bilbo, who was himself quite taken with the elves. This being the case, it is reasonable to assume that as it pertains to Elf-Dwarf relations, the record is likely skewed in dramatic ways to favor the Elves.
Quote tweet this with your most controversial racial take
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I'm preaching tomorrow and administering Communion for the first time. I'd appreciate your prayers.
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Like once a month I see some formerly Christian artist describe their new approach to faith like it's something entirely new that no one has ever experienced and it's pretty much always just panentheism.
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"I believe in separation of church and state which means I think the state should punish churches if they don't change their views on the sacraments to fit my personal politics" is position which is absurd on its face but is also, apparently, widely popular.
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A reminder, once again, as someone who has been involved in prison ministry and as, you know, a normal human being, that prison rape jokes about people on trial are never funny and always disturbing.
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Sure, the Steak n' Shake in Decatur got a 62 health rating, but practically speaking, nothing has changed. We all know we're taking risks when we go there. Will our order be right? Will we be caught in the middle of a fight? Will we starve to death waiting for our food?
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Guys, I’m not sure it counts as “radicalization” for a professing Christian to hold the same ethical positions that showed up in the Didache. Sounds pretty vanilla, actually.
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My dude just dunked on 20th and 21st century theological liberalism in three tweets.
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People trash Alabama all the time but HudsonAlpha is constantly doing cutting edge work in biotechnology. Someone getting results the same day as their test rather than up to 48 hours later could seriously decrease new infections.
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There's simply no way more than 10% of the population believes this happened.
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So you know, I just timed it, and the Lord's Prayer is right at 20 seconds (before "For thine is the kingdom," so including that would make it even longer!), which means if you're tired of singing happy birthday to yourself, you could always pray as our Lord taught us.
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well just found a guy arguing women don't have souls and can't go to heaven so I'm out for the day before I get involved a fruitless interaction that will eat up the next four hours of my life
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Bethel is a full on cult. They're not just wrong or inconvenient. They are dangerous and exploitative. They've conned a family who should be grieving into creating an international spectacle to raise money for nothing. God have mercy.
Also, Bethel is raising 100k on GoFundMe for this (won't link, but you can look). If they truly believed that little Olive would be raised from the dead, what need would there be for 100k? Frauds.
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Quit taking literally every example of kindhearted, affectionate male friendship and sexualizing it unless you want to produce more of that toxic masculinity you keep talking about by convincing men they can’t have friends.
"Queer people have always existed. The words for us have changed, will always change, but our hearts are the same."
Molly Ostertag on the love story at the heart of The Lord of the Rings:
#YearoftheRing
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