Small brains: I'm buying Atomic Heart to piss off some dipshits
Huge brains: I'm buying Atomic Heart for the tall robot women with modeled titanium nipples
Just delivered pizza to a guy wearing an
@shoe0nhead
t-shirt, his appartment was filthy with fast food wrappers everywhere. But he tipped me $8 so I can't complain.
@criszer_
@TheoCrusaderr
Not being a publicly traded company so he doesn't have to answer to the whims of soulless stockholders who just want to see line go up as fast as possible
@DEEP_RED_BELLS
In 2016, I got this monster for $600, bad brakes, bad fuel filter, bad tires, no a/c
But it's the most reliable vehicle I've ever purchased. Best $600 I've ever spent
@7thmooseonleft
@OrwellNGoode
Guy is a professional driver. Trucks have orange seatbelts to contrast with shirts so DOT can tell by a glance if you're wearing it or not.
@thethejude
@Onkkiie
Plastic containers like them got that name like how velcro got it's name
Velcro is a brand of "hook-and-loop fastener" that got generalized, so they lost the trademark in court
Nintendo had to run a PR campaign back in the early 90s because every parent called every gaming
Now that I have your attention with my first banger tweet I know what I must do...
BUY DRAGONS DOGMA: DARK ARISEN, AVAILABLE ON MULTIPLE PLATFORMS
DO YOU WANT TO BE GUTS FROM BERSERK?
DO YOU WANT TO BE LEGOLAS FROM LOTR?
DO YOU WANT TO BE MERLIN THE WIZARD?
ALL THIS AND MORE
@eco_mmunity
No, it's actually fine.
The current naughty dog couldn't make a good Jak and Daxter game.
They're too busy remastering the last of us 2 again, so it can be a launch title for the ps6.
When vtubers with models that look like children are lewd and pdf baiting on my feed ☹️
This post prolly gonna make someone mad, good tbh block me.
"petite" my ass, the FACE that makes u look like a kid jeez 🧵
#vtuber
@MOTHERKIMCHI
@liangweihan4
Please be respect
@liangweihan4
english not mother tongue to busy study 18 hour day differential equation untied state he looking for lovely chinese girl same species for bubble tea 🍵 hot pot🍲