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29 year old idiot. 6'7 tall. Used to wrestle and play football in HS, now am a fat slob trucker. I like/retweet a lot of hentai so be warned

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If you look like this, DM me
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Small brains: I'm buying Atomic Heart to piss off some dipshits Huge brains: I'm buying Atomic Heart for the tall robot women with modeled titanium nipples
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@ShitpostRock He also funded the Dota 2 anime
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@shitposts_mp4 This scene needing a qte same as bosses implies that this is as hard as those other times
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Just delivered pizza to a guy wearing an @shoe0nhead t-shirt, his appartment was filthy with fast food wrappers everywhere. But he tipped me $8 so I can't complain.
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@Telepeturtle now draw them pregnant
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@8usri @image_origins Horatio is perfect, for he is Horatio
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@HardDriveMag You guys have been cooking this one since the game launched, huh
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@Royalistfox @MKatorin You obviously don't know what a pyrrhic victory is
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@criszer_ @TheoCrusaderr Not being a publicly traded company so he doesn't have to answer to the whims of soulless stockholders who just want to see line go up as fast as possible
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@prophethusband Man of singular focus, no, a king.
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@DEEP_RED_BELLS In 2016, I got this monster for $600, bad brakes, bad fuel filter, bad tires, no a/c But it's the most reliable vehicle I've ever purchased. Best $600 I've ever spent
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@ChiseHatoriFan The best part is when the prince guy gets btfo by the one girl
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@KEEMSTAR She deleted it lmao
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@fawwazanvilen @chubbyemu the mitochondria is not in fact the powerhouse of these cells
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@BepDelta they dont realize the blessing in disguise this is. there's friendly fire on all the time that you cannot turn off
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@HnySoda_ i live to spite my enemies
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@Umiisagi Hello, I am 6'7 trucker man, and I think I can help
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@realMax0r Holy shit
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@7thmooseonleft @OrwellNGoode Guy is a professional driver. Trucks have orange seatbelts to contrast with shirts so DOT can tell by a glance if you're wearing it or not.
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She's finally here! The cute Miia doll that I commissioned from @TitoAks . She's so cute thanks so much! @okayado1215 @monmusuofficial
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@EverySheriff haha gay haha
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@WardukeAtHome @wizards_magic Rip bozo, should've proxied
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@Demolition_d I can't fix her, she's already perfect
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@yitgordon This is how I design my rimworld houses
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@R3c0nn01 @WhimsOfFakeLove @phixelofficial @nQrFG8RdxtvE @propacando @RubySalt912 @pjmpm366 @Superwhizz2 @0uttaS1TE @at_cnow @shmeme_ismeme @ajmarquis @Paninodesu @GOGcom 天安門大屠殺 The Tiananmen Square Massacre 大躍進政策 The Great Leap Forward 人權 Human Rights 民運 Democratization 獨立 Independence 多黨制 Multi-party system 台灣 臺灣 Taiwan Formosa 西藏 土伯特 唐古特 Tibet 達賴喇嘛 Dalai Lama 新疆維吾爾自治區 Хinjiang Uyghur Αutοnοmοus Region
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Time to cry, thanks @FAKKU
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@randizuckerberg 𝗜 𝗪𝗜𝗟𝗟 𝗡𝗢𝗧 𝗘𝗔𝗧 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗕𝗨𝗚𝗦 𝗜 𝗪𝗜𝗟𝗟 𝗡𝗢𝗧 𝗟𝗜𝗩𝗘 𝗜𝗡 𝗔 𝗣𝗢𝗗
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@thethejude @Onkkiie Plastic containers like them got that name like how velcro got it's name Velcro is a brand of "hook-and-loop fastener" that got generalized, so they lost the trademark in court Nintendo had to run a PR campaign back in the early 90s because every parent called every gaming
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@MoshiMoshiMoan gonna be a real sad day when you finally croak ill miss all these shitposts about current events
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Now that I have your attention with my first banger tweet I know what I must do... BUY DRAGONS DOGMA: DARK ARISEN, AVAILABLE ON MULTIPLE PLATFORMS DO YOU WANT TO BE GUTS FROM BERSERK? DO YOU WANT TO BE LEGOLAS FROM LOTR? DO YOU WANT TO BE MERLIN THE WIZARD? ALL THIS AND MORE
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Thanks @FAKKU
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@shoe0nhead >She started it
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@pipkinpippa have you tried asking it nicely to just work?
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@Nico_Lang I am vomit
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@OrdinaryGamers But I need to restart a ton of apps that aren't optimized for my very expensive folding phone
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TODD, YOU CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
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@CunnyseurD @sloushu be sure to support the dev
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@Virescence I follow you for 1 reason, couldn't care less who you follow
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Finally I can post this #shieldhero
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@Lou_Husky @greentexts_bot you need a license to sell weapons at a gun buyback program?
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@veyonis Now draw her pregnant
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@chubbyemu When she knows that mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
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@eco_mmunity No, it's actually fine. The current naughty dog couldn't make a good Jak and Daxter game. They're too busy remastering the last of us 2 again, so it can be a launch title for the ps6.
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@pudgerro @AltHistCody such an incredible photo
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vtubers examining other vtuber's models
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When vtubers with models that look like children are lewd and pdf baiting on my feed ☹️ This post prolly gonna make someone mad, good tbh block me. "petite" my ass, the FACE that makes u look like a kid jeez 🧵 #vtuber
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@MOTHERKIMCHI @liangweihan4 Please be respect @liangweihan4 english not mother tongue to busy study 18 hour day differential equation untied state he looking for lovely chinese girl same species for bubble tea 🍵 hot pot🍲
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@TheGoldenSmurf They really did S2 dirty
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@Raganxo Branch broken, ancestor sorrow
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@Turdhurricane So do I, post the back of your head real quick
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@TheCumpound But I like breakfast
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@NazrinRat what anime, i need to know
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@Cricketnation Think you guys hit the wrong button when promoting your tweet
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@shoe0nhead When something horrible happens to someone, but there's profit to be made
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@Krekkov my life since i was 13 being 2m tall is a blessing and a curse
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Behold, the greatest character design of all time. I am not joking.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY MIIA #ミーア生誕祭 #monster_musume
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@Barny Take your time barny, we'll wait.
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