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@Turdhurricane

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he/him I’m on the demon path to hell

Fresno, CA
Joined February 2015
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Cheer up bud
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Wow
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This is what it’s like to be alone In a Lowe’s as a 7 year old
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This is all I see in any work related interactions
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The homie that’s addicted to playing: yo can I bring out my toy now ?
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“ hot wheels are gay”
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Frog in the cvs
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This is peak character design
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JSON IS TRAPPED IN THE NECROMANCER’S LAIR ‼️😩
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@ImSmilingRn Scrap vendor across the room.
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I be in character select like
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@Turdhurricane
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This guy rocks
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@Turdhurricane
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Typa shit I’ve been on
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@hanfjob This and more can be done via a combination of semen retention and jelqing
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@Turdhurricane
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No one laughed at my jokes this thanksgiving, thanks woke!
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Sir they suspended Json
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@jakebrodes Black and milds should let my levitate
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POV : you just said robocop sucks.
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In da club like
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Insane grandpa (2001, Dreamcast)
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Terminally Online Leftist 🥂
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Drop a game that came out your birth year
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—This is for the working class only!!— post u looking cute in your uniform
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They yearn to be free
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Typa shit I been on
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🥨🧠
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Sad this poor gooner’s sperms are came back to haunt him
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URETHRA!
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Damn this blew up
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Greg been on his Larry David shit
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these books were curb your enthusiasm for kids
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@Turdhurricane
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Check out this gorgeous view from this mountain 💬 0 🔁 1 ❤️ 3 There a girl who fart a lil chunky on da bus 💬1,360 🔁9.6K ❤️157K
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@hanfjob It’s a long road I am happy to guide you on
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Aw hell naw
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Dads when they’re about to do a rascist impression.
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Computer women never look like this anymore, no style they all just wana be a Cortana
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The secret maltese… in the McDonald’s bathroom⁉️
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Dipshit video
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it is happening again
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Corndog has blocked my chakras
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Favorite tweet of your own?
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This is in my yard
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He was so real for this
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When the megablocks kid encounters the kid with playmobile
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@paynushurts Read cis as Confederacy of Independent Systems and was trying to think if Palpatine or Dooku fucked with sebulba
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Midjourney is getting crazy powerful—this is not a real photo, and none of the people in it exist.
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NOW ‼️
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Why the buddy pregnant ? 🫃
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