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Momby▪︎SW Engineer▪︎Adoptee▪︎ Cosplay Nerd▪︎Friend of Bill▪︎Gen X▪︎Ukulele addict▪︎KHive▪︎They/Them▪︎💛🤍💜🖤 No Lists

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@AngryBlackLady Every single time ✊
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So, I did a thing. Felt cute, might delete later
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Almost every tweet I make gets around 6 or 7 likes max, sometimes none. Hopefully, the 7 of you are highly entertained, at least 😅
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Who's got 16 years sober? It me!
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@notcapnamerica She's nothing but a grifter in her own right. Her woowoo shit is tiresome too
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@jentaub Here's my kitchen & I'm voting for Joe Biden. I'm saving money to renovate it, but I'm damn sure better off than 4 years ago.
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@OhNoSheTwitnt My badass sponsor for me a badass chip this year 😎
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@ElieNYC Didn't you know, her kids aren't Haitian anymore since they're adopted 🙄
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Its #NationalRescueDogDay so here is my angel pupper, Daisy! You will always be the best girl and I will never not miss you ❤
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@HaroldLaptop @collectdust My boys are gay, I'm pretty sure. They spend all their time loving on each other 😏
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@mmpadellan Interesting how all of the top replies are MAGA. Great algorithm 🙄
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It would be pretty cool to reach 2000 followers today! I'm thoughtful, irreverent, and might give you a sensible chuckle from time to time 🤗
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@MrChrishere Their... was the only pronoun mentioned. Their life mattered 😥💔
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@msolurin Oh you mean Mr Taser, where are my glasses, who couldn't run more than half a block? Yeah, he needs to be charged
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@kristabellerina This is why I actively seek out women contractors for things I can't or don't want to do myself. My ex couldn't change a light bulb, but I can change the entire light fixture, install a dishwasher, replace a toilet, lay a hardwood floor... 😏
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Tulsi gabbard's campaign sign lines my puppy's crate. This makes me happy. I got to reuse something into a better purpose than originally intended. (A cushion goes on top & her face is hidden lol)
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@PoliticsMoments Maybe she's got charisma, uniqueness, nerve & talent?
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I am so almost dead inside... can't even get excited about things I care about. I have plenty to be thankful for and I'm mad at myself for feeling this way 😑
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I forgot until just this minute... today I have reached 15 years free of alcohol. #ODAAT #RecoveryPosse
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@HaroldsBro But are you openly black? 🤔😉
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I really should leave this place. I get no engagement on my account at all, except when I respond in other people's tweets. I've seen smaller accounts that hey tons more views... I'm just lost in the sea of tweets 😕
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Meanwhile on Truth Social, things are calm, cool & collected 😏
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@david_darmofal @nytimes Every headline i see makes me wish I could cancel my subscription again
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Who would throw this beautiful, friendly man away? And who would take him in for 2 weeks & not treat the fleas he's covered in & then change their mind about keeping him?! We addressed that asap & he's feeling better already ❤
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@JillFanoO4 Marla looks better than Melanoma, imo
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@0liviajulianna My very Catholic mom had 2 in the late 60s for miscarriages, pre-Roe & nobody through it was wrong, immoral or should be banned.
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@TomiLahren This your guys? No more needed thanks, Susan
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@anonymouspaul07 One picture
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@NiallHarbison Please name them all after David Bowie references! I'm happy to provide name suggestions 🤩 You're gonna be a grandpa! Seriously, bless you for all you do for the stret dogs. They are so fortunate to have you.
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@SwissWatchGuy I always interpreted the name Lil Pump to mean he's a 10 second lay
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@theliamnissan You know, the real Liam Neeson will be contacting you eventually when you start affecting his ticket sales 😄
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@JessAnderson4VA @LanceUSA70 This is my kitchen & I'm voting for Joe Biden. Its getting renovated when I have enough money saved. But I damn sure know I'm better off than 4 years ago
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@zoophilistfacts @ItsMeHenning And a baby manatee is called a manamini 🥰
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@mkraju Now they send in the guns against a predominantly female crowd 😑
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A Tale from Catholic School A girl in my year got pregnant & decided not to abort, but to keep the baby she & her boyfriend, also a student, created. Around about when she started showing, she was expelled. The boyfriend was not. Tell me how this supports the prolife mission 😠
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@c0wboylikeryder We need more comedies from Winona 😂
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@ERnurse86 I never believed their "receipts". What she did was similar to what got Emmitt Till lynched, she knew what she was doing. 😡
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@notcapnamerica @ABC As a Mayo American, I say Fuck those white people 🙄🖕
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@DonLew87 @dlippman Womp womp. First amendment, bitches
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I don't know if it's due to being a adoptee, but I've always felt lonely. Whether I'm with people or not, I feel separate. Any other adoptees feel like this? #Adoptee #AdoptionTwitter
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I expect Dark Brandon to be dialed to 11 for the rest of the campaign & his term. He deserves it for his lifetime of public service 😎
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@MikeSington She's also a cunt, so there's that
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@RichLowry You're a bad liar. Neither of those are anything like what you said 🤐
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@Rosenlaw Yeah, the billionaires are suffering! That's funny! 😂🤣 Nobody, and I do mean without exception, needs billions of dollars 😑
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@LaurieDefender @cjgrocks Yet KBJ was badgered unmercifully about her "lenient" sentencing of sex offenders... always projection I guess
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@NotHoodlum Now now...
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@AngelaLovesNY Um, so my parents moved to somewhere more tropical. I suppose I should have forced them to move back to take care of my child for me? What if I have a sibling in yet another state. Who's determining which children take priority? 🤔🙄
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@AZclinicalAI @crampell It is happening lady, get your head out of your asshole
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@StoryTimeTom1 @Zee207702 Taylor Swift, Jon Bon Jovi, Bruce Springsteen, Dee Snyder, Eminem... and so on
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@PantyH2O @notcapnamerica Dude, your name is Panty Water
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@DeanObeidallah Honestly, it does feel like a civil war has already started, rhetorically speaking, and based on recent restrictive legislation about anything the RWNJs don't like. I will never move to a R-controlled state
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@DukeHomer I cried when I left court. My lawyer was mystified. Just couldn't understand how I could be sad about the end of an abusive relationship - nobody goes into a marriage expecting or hoping for the worst, so to me, it was sad. Love you Homer 🥰
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@KeneAkers I hope this hits a lot of white women in a way that hearing the SAME THING from black mothers hasn't. It shouldn't have to come to that, yet here we are
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@DevinCow The ability to use a typewriter. People still type, but I'd love to watch a Gen Z person try to put in the ribbon and paper
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@PettyLupone Does @RobertSmith know they're playing The Cure before his campaign rally?🤔
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Reporting for woof-work 😁
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I got my DNA results from Ancestry! I have family!! 🥰🥰🥰🥰 Now here's hoping at least one of the 8 1st/2nd cousins will be willing to speak with me. 🤞 #Adoptee #AdopteeVoices #Adoption
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@joann_cubberly It also says he's fully vaxxed h his pronouns are she/her. Has since the summer 😏 I blame an aide that hates him 😁
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@strategywoman Your country shows the world how to care for each other and treat people with kindness and respect. It is beautiful 💕
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@Sigmundine2 A lot of these are a disappointment, but I think Jamie Raskin hits the hardest ☹ I'll say it one last time - Biden didn't jump, he was pushed
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@RossKneeDeep No, absolutely not. Most of those statues were erected in the segregated Jim Crow era. Losers shouldn't get statues. Since they exist, stick them in the sub-sub-sub basement of some museum
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@ABMFusa Oh, my dear Aga, I'm honored to have the same birthday as you! My daddy served for US in WWII and is 97. You are both miracles to me! 🥰💕
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@ReneeAlida So long as they don't come for the Camaro
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@catfishyak Who's his daddy? He didn't get that tall with tfg's genes
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@MysterySolvent In my catholic high school, a girl in my class got pregnant. They expelled her, but not her boyfriend 😑 That was the end of my questioning my beliefs in the RC church. I was done
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@DannerFoundati1 @ThanatosArchive It would be great if we could return to this practice on a large scale. I can't understand pumping a body full of preservatives to put it underground, never to be seen again
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@Twitter @BTS_Factss Birds aren't real
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@ask_aubry I didn't have a choice... it was c section or death, but thanks 🙄
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Today I learned that right wingers think I can be bullied buy them pointing out my hair color, my profile, my pronouns, the number of emojis I use, the fact that I wear glasses (probably)... is that really the best they can do? 😆
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@EktaShahMD @jamiesbowen Marjorie Merriweather Post is spinning in her grave
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@PGiill 😢💔
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YOU GUYS (meaning all ya'll)! I found my birth family! I just can't stop saying this, b purple are going to get tired of hearing it, I'm sure 😅 #Adoptee #AdopteeVoices
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@JessInAbsentia I've got another confession to make...
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In the span of two days, I both found and lost my birth mother. She died in 2006 🥺💕 #AdopteeVoices #Adoption #BirthMother
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@ImSpeaking13 You found my cat, I believe. Does he answer to Lord Flufgingnon?
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@monicag0321 I started losing weight more easily when I started online grocery shopping. I am compelled to put sugary junk in my art if I see it at the store, but if it doesn't get into the house, i can't eat crap.
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@NeverNotBlack My daddy is 98 and there's nothing wrong with his mind. Still drives & lives independently too. Only just started carrying a cane, which he uses sparingly. As he'd say, aw he's just a kid at 80 😏
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@adammocklerr So close, yet so far away
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@pocketofbabies Good for him and all dresses should have pockets!
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@veterans_i Did he call that guy Fat or Jack? 🤭
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@TheChowderhead Darwin, come get your boy
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My sponsor gave me this beautiful chip today 🙂
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@TheTrueAmerica5 @Evalyn27 Dhani looks more like George than George did 😏
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@IsaacHayes3 @realDonaldTrump Electric Avenue was my first 45 LP. Good for Eddie
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@DanScavino Why the endless rallying? You surely must know that none of it is normal for a twice-impeached, one term president. Grift is the word you're looking for, not rally
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@APoppaBear Why do all these witch hunts keep turning up witches?
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@Y2SHAF So, do you steal all of your tweets
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@dieworkwear They look like bad community theater costumes 🤭 (I'm a community theater costumer)
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Bill Maher is kind of a dick, just saying
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@JulesBishop9 You got some proof to back that up or did you read it on Facebook?
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@UROCKlive1 @DrOz Pretty sure he's no match for Fetterman
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@gagasyuyi She did so much good in her 36 years despite it all. She was a shining light & cared so much about others 💕
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@MarinaSilver6 We Built this (fucking) City
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@FPWellman And yet several people (men, go figure) I spoke to while canvassing yesterday were either Strong Trump or Lean Trump. How, I don't understand 😕
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