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@JessInAbsentia

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music, movies, a search for a distraction from existential dread. socialist. 26. he/him. unfiltered: @hellmode666 . Jesse.

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@JessInAbsentia
god’s favorite dipshit
5 months
i hope ive made it clear that transphobes have no place anywhere near this account. invalidating the existence of any minority group is nazi shit. that especially goes for terfs you cant advocate for the rights of one group while discrediting the existence of another eat shit!
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@JessInAbsentia
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3 months
this fucker literally wrote a song called “never again” and yet here he is signing bombs that will kill children “never again” bro you are the again
@davidmdraiman
David Draiman 🟦🎗️🇮🇱✡️☮️
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Never begins it Never but once engaged Never surrenders, showing the fangs of rage. Said don’t tread on me So be it Threaten no more To secure peace is, to prepare for war So be it Settle the score Touch me again for the words that you will hear evermore Don’t tread on me.
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@JessInAbsentia
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8 months
falling in reverse fans are just all white people that desperately want to say the n word
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@JessInAbsentia
god’s favorite dipshit
3 years
why are people directing their hate towards fall out boy when panic at the disco is RIGHT THERE
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@JessInAbsentia
god’s favorite dipshit
8 months
after revisiting their discography, ive come up with this bmth album ranking that surely nobody could feel strongly about
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@JessInAbsentia
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5 months
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJAHAHAHAHAHHhajahahahah$AAHHEHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHhahahaahHha
@MelonieMac
Melonie Mac ✝️🎮🖤
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Don't care if they've always been this way, this is the first time I've seen anything this egregious from Bring Me the Horizon and I'm done. All songs removed from my playlists.
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@JessInAbsentia
god’s favorite dipshit
4 months
use code DOMESTICVIOLENCE to get presale tickets to his inevitable trial and conviction
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@JessInAbsentia
god’s favorite dipshit
9 months
too bad this sounds better than anything you’ve ever put out lol
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jeris johnson
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what every big rock/metal song sounds like right now (i wrote this in literally 5 min. to show u guys how low effort and brainless this stuff is)
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@JessInAbsentia
god’s favorite dipshit
7 months
yall wanna talk about a dip in quality between albums? this is the real answer
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@JessInAbsentia
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6 months
this is the final boss of “leave before the headliner” tours
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6 months
A Day To Remember have announced The Least Anticipated Album Tour with support from The Story So Far, Four Year Strong, Scowl and more!
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@JessInAbsentia
god’s favorite dipshit
3 months
that dude from architects gotta be so happy now that likes are private
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@JessInAbsentia
god’s favorite dipshit
8 months
it’s over
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@JessInAbsentia
god’s favorite dipshit
3 years
Give me MORE gimmicky bands. More bands like INK. More bands like Ghost. More bands like MIW. Fuck your elitism, we need some fun in heavy music. Idk how y’all don’t get bored as shit with the same melodramatic ass metalcore bands that were stale 5 years ago, let alone now
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@JessInAbsentia
god’s favorite dipshit
4 months
this breakdown/outro has me checking under the mf bed
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@JessInAbsentia
god’s favorite dipshit
3 years
i personally want ice nine kills to write a song about paul blart mall cop
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@JessInAbsentia
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3 months
@DomTheVirtuoso so does a Jordan Fish production job just mean that he gives the artist an unused bmth song or what
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6 months
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@JessInAbsentia
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8 months
if your response to a band having allegations brought against them is “I’ve never liked them” then you’re weird allegations aren’t some “gotcha” moment no one cares if you had issues with them previously unless they relate to the allegations
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@JessInAbsentia
god’s favorite dipshit
3 years
Releasing the final track on an album as a single should be illegal
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@JessInAbsentia
god’s favorite dipshit
7 months
@jayhden_ @imlosingmy_edge you didn’t watch the video and if you did you got distracted by jangling keys while he was making his points
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@JessInAbsentia
god’s favorite dipshit
8 months
whenever i see someone get a band tattoo i immediately think “man i sure hope no one in that band is a predator” and i think that’s sad
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@JessInAbsentia
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8 months
I’ll fight all of you this look SICK AS FUCK
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Nico
8 months
Look in the age of AI generated album art, I really shouldn’t be complaining but what the actual fuck is this 😭
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@JessInAbsentia
god’s favorite dipshit
1 year
sure let’s do this. like/follow/rt if you like any of these bands the devil wears prada lorna shore the wonder years hot mulligan citizen boundaries fit for an autopsy currents silent planet bad omens bmth linkin park code orange enter shikari ghost trivium jeff rosenstock
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@JessInAbsentia
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3 months
@DieHarteWare @airbagged ooooh you wanna be a victim so bad
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@JessInAbsentia
god’s favorite dipshit
4 years
. @adtr refusing to say anything about allegations that have existed for nearly a decade truly is a heartbreaking thing. acknowledgement is literally the bare minimum and they can’t even do that. it’s 2020 this shit cannot be swept under the rug
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@JessInAbsentia
god’s favorite dipshit
1 year
i am so tired of concert discourse. people are assholes. always have been, always will be. you go to shows, you run the risk of being near people you don’t like. it’s life. keep your distance, beat their ass, or stay home. get over it
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@JessInAbsentia
god’s favorite dipshit
8 years
The new @OMandM record reminds me of the bands that made me fall in love with music. Bravo 👏👏👏
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@JessInAbsentia
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3 years
alex terrible just admitted to killing a man and y’all still support to sl*ughter t* prev*il?????
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@JessInAbsentia
god’s favorite dipshit
6 months
this is easily going to take my metalcore album of the year, it’s going to take something insane to top it
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@JessInAbsentia
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4 months
will you inherit my grief, if I finally choose to sleep?
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@JessInAbsentia
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5 months
@tofeelhealed this is not ❌ what it is ‼️ only baby scars 🍼👶
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@JessInAbsentia
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3 months
happy pride! ive been in a relationship with a woman for 10 years now but i have been bisexual the entire time and was beforehand as well being in a heteronormative relationship does not erase my bisexuality, nor does it for anyone else if you think otherwise, go fuck yourself
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@JessInAbsentia
god’s favorite dipshit
5 years
@SOTSPodcast Tool is a much better option than I prevail c’mon
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@JessInAbsentia
god’s favorite dipshit
5 months
this should be illegal actually
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@taylorswift13
Taylor Swift
5 months
It’s a 2am surprise: The Tortured Poets Department is a secret DOUBLE album. ✌️ I’d written so much tortured poetry in the past 2 years and wanted to share it all with you, so here’s the second installment of TTPD: The Anthology. 15 extra songs. And now the story isn’t mine
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@JessInAbsentia
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4 months
thx for the love 💕 ya boi is officially a nationally certified school psychologist
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@JessInAbsentia
god’s favorite dipshit
4 months
I DID THE DAMN THING🎓
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@JessInAbsentia
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4 months
just got two different salaried job offers within 30 mins of each other, can I get w’s in the chat?
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@JessInAbsentia
god’s favorite dipshit
6 months
@tofeelhealed imagine going out on a high like this
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@JessInAbsentia
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8 months
luckily adam has only featured on architects’ worst material so if they kick him out maybe they’ll actually get better
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@JessInAbsentia
god’s favorite dipshit
3 years
@brritosupreme They’ve got some bops don’t get me wrong but we just can’t let brendon urie keep getting away with this
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@JessInAbsentia
god’s favorite dipshit
1 year
BETTER LOVERS.
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@JessInAbsentia
god’s favorite dipshit
5 months
you can feel the potential. you can hear what they will become and see glimpses of their creativity but that was really bad
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god’s favorite dipshit
5 months
alright we’re doing prada ive never heard this one letsgooooo
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3 months
@TribalMegastar @BackupHangman bleeding every match is less weird than being an internet troll glazing over a multi billion dollar corporation
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@JessInAbsentia
god’s favorite dipshit
4 months
fuck it i woke up early to listen. jesus fucking christ!!!!!
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god’s favorite dipshit
3 years
no band does metalcore as well as Prada does
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@JessInAbsentia
god’s favorite dipshit
1 year
all my recent followers have been bots so like/rt/follow if you’re a human and you listen to any of these bands cane hill knocked loose the devil wears prada the wonder years linkin park lorna shore hot mulligan sleep token boston manor fit for an autopsy currents bad omens
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@JessInAbsentia
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4 months
YOOOOO fantano gave new KL a 9. never thought id see the day
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4 months
im still side omerta even if that windwaker shit isn’t ai
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@JessInAbsentia
god’s favorite dipshit
2 years
everyone in falling in reverse is an bigot and is incapable of making music that doesn’t sound like every white boy whose favorite rappers are eminem and Tom Macdonald’s wet dream log the fuck off
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@JessInAbsentia
god’s favorite dipshit
4 months
I DID THE DAMN THING🎓
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god’s favorite dipshit
4 months
it is 12:04 am on may 8, 2024, and i have just submitted my final assignment for grad school, ever next stop, graduation saturday 🥳
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god’s favorite dipshit
4 months
is this anything
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god’s favorite dipshit
2 years
kill the sun is better live, btw. thanks for the vip @Cane_Hill
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@JessInAbsentia
god’s favorite dipshit
9 months
YOU GUYS I DID IT I MADE IT TO THE WONDER YEARS AGE
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3 years
@soggycoaster imagine a world in which he never left
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@JessInAbsentia
god’s favorite dipshit
2 years
casually posing like a bad superhero in front of gay cane hill
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3 years
people that shit on rap music but love nu metal 🤢🤮
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8 months
@mancityf1bills lmao if I wanted to do that I would’ve tagged him. @RonnieRadke like that. happy?
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@JessInAbsentia
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3 months
i just ratio’d the singer of my 10 year old self’s favorite band, hows your day going?
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7 months
this is the album where they blow up huh?
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4 months
@BennieDotGay it’s okay to accept the disadvantages that being autistic provides, you know that right?
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@JessInAbsentia
god’s favorite dipshit
1 year
PSA to literally everybody: wear fucking earplugs to shows. save your hearing, the music sounds better too
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god’s favorite dipshit
5 months
if this is true then we’re about to enter a new era of misogyny in the scene
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State of the Scene
5 months
Linkin Park are rumored to return with a new female vocalist, but few details are currently available.
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@JessInAbsentia
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@TribalMegastar need you to delete your account 🙏🏼🙏🏼
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3 years
Trash Boat is the greatest band in the world
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god’s favorite dipshit
4 months
howdy 🤠 I got banned for this past week bc this alt right grifting moron decided to send his dipshit followers on me (while I was sleeping but that’s neither here nor there) transphobes can still eat shit !!
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8 years
@riserecords one of the best released this year 👌
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8 months
the literal definition of a mid-off
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State of the Scene
8 months
Asking Alexandria will be headlining the All My Friends North American Tour with support from Memphis May Fire, The Word Alive, and Nerv!
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god’s favorite dipshit
1 year
i never take a “modern metalcore/hardcore/deathcore sucks” mf seriously
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god’s favorite dipshit
7 months
whoever’s responsible for putting such a shit take on my timeline, count your days
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Lou
7 months
From the producers of “Leaving a 4 band bill before the headliner” comes “Leaving a 4 band bill after the opener”
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11 months
beautiful
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@_likeashadow_ 🗣️🗣️
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@Njayz23 @moshwithtyler does your mom know you’re on twitter? this website is for adults
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god’s favorite dipshit
4 years
@laurenhopkinss He’ll go down in history as the president who let over 200k people die, actually
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2 years
MIW and INK both have a level of corniness and cringe that’s just enough to scratch that itch I have in my brain for it
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2 years
dgd fans “wanting more evidence” rather than siding with the victim is by far the least surprising thing I’ve seen in weeks
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3 months
@STRNGBLZ naaaa that mf got no excuse he retweeted shit too 😭
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1 year
if you don’t say hi to my new puppy riley then you will be hunted
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1 year
if you have an “opinion” on this then you probably should go outside and touch some of that sweet grass on the ground
@leighamiw
𖤐 𝔩𝔢𝔦𝔤𝔥𝔞 𖤐 🍉
1 year
what if we kissed in the alphawolf slow dance pit??? 😳👀
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2 years
i have never been this close to 600 followers, kinda nuts that I have just as many followers as sales for trapts last album
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5 months
@sicksicsick somehow missed when they said “fuck your faith” ten years ago. their blasphemy is new! just ignore their literal song called BLASPHEMY they put out EIGHT YEARS AGO😭
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@n0parkinggg @DomTheVirtuoso its generic alternative rock slop that has less effort behind it than the shit I just took, sorry
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8 months
@xtombstone_ @WageWar @nothingmorerock @SleepTheoryBand a band with a singer who is super into bigger vehicles! google “jonny hawkins truck” for more info
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1 year
@JarrodAlonge dig into their discography? the dude has 5 monthly listeners, talk about punching down. sad to see you take such an L in the name of defending OLN, and thus Ronnie by association
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11 months
if you still listen to falling in reverse in the year of our lord 2023 then PLEASE seek help
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1 year
@BSTNMNR gotta clarify if you’re being sarcastic this post can be cringe or funny depending on which one it is
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11 months
if you tweet more about bands you don’t like than bands you do like then I just am going to assume you’re a miserable person
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@likeashadoww you ranked that new ffak album fairly high on your AOTY list last year so I thought mid was your thing /j
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@TDWPband Cancer but only if I’m prepared to cry
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off road minivan put on one of the best local shows ive been to in awhile, real happy for @TuckFFAK to get to do this with his family anyway here’s fade out
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@ThyArtIsMemes2 this is it. this is the greatest tweet of all time
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@_likeashadow_ I could be way off the mark but is this about trash boat bc this applies heavily to trash boat
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this shit???? total fucking gas. more please
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8 months
no one has tried to argue that CYB and SS should be in s tier, the world is healing
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8 months
after revisiting their discography, ive come up with this bmth album ranking that surely nobody could feel strongly about
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hate to break it to you but like every fanbase has shitty people in it
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3 years
yoooooo hype af for KL
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@_likeashadow_ @thewonderyears @SpanishLuvSongs it doesn’t get better in your 30s, apparently
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3 years
if you were to pick 4 albums/EPs to introduce a new listener to metalcore, what would they be? my picks:
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2 months
this mf venue has BOOTHS?!
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5 years
@MarcosSOTS Disgusting is one of the best albums of the decade c’mon
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2 years
im happy nobody on my Twitter feed is shitting on this bc that shows I follow the right people
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this is arguably the sickest fucking band in the scene right now.
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@HeartAttackMane gotta go with the goat Jeff Rosenstock
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