Woke up to the news that my horror script
#ScreamQueen
is a finalist in the
@FilmmaticNews
Horror Screenplay Awards! Truly an honor! Congrats to the winners! I am very happy to be recognized as a finalist, especially in the genre I love so much.
@SeanHardingXXX
This person, whoever it is, is destroying lives. He cannot be allowed to continue to do this. Expose him. I’m behind you if it helps at all.
Dear hollywood:
@pattonoswalt
and
@thelesliejordan
as father and son on a cross country trip dealing with family secrets and mending a broken relationship. You’re welcome. Pay me.
@netflix
I don’t understand the purpose of this post. Is it fun to potentially spoil your own show? Is it clever to put that thought into the heads of fans of your show? What are you trying to do exactly?
Not cool
@scooterbraun
. Prove you’re better than this. Give her her music. Also The Carlyle Group is nothing but bad news so I don’t think they’re gonna be any help.
@RepGregStanton
@STOConnor
You’re a complete idiot. The only solution Is SHUT DOWN and stay that way until it’s gone. You are literally purposely spreading this disease by allowing places to reopen. You’re insane if you think otherwise and you aren’t the only one. Shut it down! All of it!
As I man extremely confident and comfortable in my gayness I can say two things about
@HayleyKiyoko
's
#Sleepover
video. A) It's my life right now & that hits me square in the feels and B) it's one of the sexiest videos I've ever laid eyes on.
I don’t know the eligibility rules but if
@netflix
doesn’t submit
#GameBoysLevelUpEdition
to every single category of the
@TheEmmys
they are making a huge mistake. It is the sweetest most touching heart wrenching cutest heart swelling show I’ve seen in years.
@theideafirst_co
@Onlyonelov3
@nursekelli32
@davidhogg111
@marcorubio
His posting of bible quotes, especially one like this, is an insult and an affront to those that lost friends and family in mass shootings. Open your eyes and see that his religious views are not an excuse for inaction and cowardice. His only god is NRA money. Believe that.
Here's the kicker about Mike Pence enabling the worst HIV outbreak in the history of Indiana: it was all because he wanted to shut down Planned Parenthood, which were leading HIV testing centers in the state.
Mike Pence's distrust of women led to an HIV outbreak. No joke.
THREAD A few months ago, I took steps to address my mental health. I think I've known for a long time that I've had anxiety and depression issues I just chose to ignore them, to lean into them, to just turn my nose up at them like I was superior somehow. I wasn't, I'm not. (1/23)
@PalmerReport
You’re spending an awful lot of time attacking one candidate and not making a case for anything else. You’re coming off like a psychopath. Get your head straight and stop furthering the divide. You aren’t helping anyone accept trump.
Update: My cousin has been found safe! Thank you everyone for your help and sharing these updates. All I know at this point is that she is safe with the police and they aren't too happy with her haha. Thank you everyone!
@SeanHardingXXX
It’s just a matter of time before he and other republicans come after sex workers, porn workers, cammers, etc. it’s self defense at this point. To use people and then turn around and fight to destroy them is dispicable. It’s monstrous.
@Onlyonelov3
@nursekelli32
@davidhogg111
@marcorubio
It’s a matter of being a hypocrite. He hides behind his religion when he has blood on his hands like they all do. You aren’t getting that apparently. His actions are in contrast to his supposed religious beliefs. Quoting a bible verse is pandering and misdirection.
I’m grieving for
@catielazarus
. I absolutely adored her. She made me laugh in ways I didn’t think possible and she was a favorite the second I met her. She IS a gem and a light and I am truly devastated to hear about her loss. Hug the people you love. This is too sad. RIP Catie.
Congrats to my
@NeverNotFunny
family on 1000 episodes and launching a brand new era of the show. I've been with NNF for 7+ years now. It's crazy and a joy and one of the parts of my life I am most proud of. No one does it better than
@jimmypardo
and Matt, and Eliot. <3 you guys!
@LordGrimdark
A guy came into the bookstore I work at wanting to get
@READYPLAYER2
. Once he discovered he didn't have enough money for it he gave it back sadly and left. I know the feeling, and it's been a shitty year, so I bought the book and chased him down in the street and gave it to him.
Finally started watching
@LoveVictorHulu
. I’ve learned two things from the first episode:
I wish I had a Felix (
@AnthonyTurpel
).
I deserve a great love story.
Oh and I love the show already.
Wow, it just hit me (as it does each year) that we are just a couple days away from the anniversary of my first episode as an official part of
@NeverNotFunny
. September 26, 2011: Episode 1112 with
@julezmac
. Nine years. What a joy. What a literal life changing experience this is.
If
#KellyMarieTran
quitting social media because of asshole Star Wars fans is true...that’s awful. I know Kelly, she is one of the sweetest kindest and funniest people I’ve had the pleasure of meeting and working with. She’s an inspiration and a joy and doesn’t deserve this.
That’s it. It’s done. Packed up. Sealed. Taped. Postage paid and ready for shipping in the morning. I’ve officially finished my requirements for my masters of fine arts in professional screenwriting. This feels weird.
#mfa
#schoolsoutforever
@tyleroakley
I’m so sad for him. I’m glad he’s found sobriety but his conversion is heartbreaking. It’s just going to cause him so much anguish and pain. I’m afraid for him. I hope he finds himself and escapes from this darkness. I’m afraid for the kids that see this and think it’s for them.
@aaroncarter
Don’t engage him. He’s not worth it. Cyber bullying is the entire basis of his career. Speak your truth. Tell your story. Be safe. No one else matters.
@JosephKahn
That’s the only way he gets out of this reputation (ha) intact. Instead of acting like some army of teenage girls and a battalion of gays is gonna swoop down upon his home like a swarm of locusts. He’s trash.
Are you okay? You reading this. Are you all right? Do you need to talk? Need a shoulder? A kind word? A friend? You aren't alone. You're loved. You have someone to talk to, even if it is a stranger on the internet. Once you say hi, we're not strangers anymore. DMs are always open
Another amazing
#PCAT
in the books. This year I was able to spend the show with the amazing
@NeverNotFunny
fans! It was fantastic! Such an honor to spend the day helping
@jimmypardo
@EliotHochberg
@mattbelknap
raise over $160k in six hours! Love these guys and this show!
The cats out of the bag. I’m moving back to Michigan for a while. I’ve spent half my life in LA and this is the most difficult decision I’ve ever had to make. I’m not leaving forever. I’m going back to recharge, realign, find my voice and talent, and be stronger to come back.
All the contestants who've entered have been SCARY GOOD! 👻
A HUGE congratulations to the entrants who have made it to the SEMI-FINALS!
We are so proud of our community, there is so much skill and creativity!
For the full list of Semi-Finalists:
You’ve made significant progress on this draft and are really showing what you are capable of as a writer...we are of the opinion that your progress indicates you have evolved your writing to the degree that this script passes thesis requirements.
I'm not cured, maybe down the road I'll look into things like therapy. I'm not there yet. It's a journey and an evolution but for now, I am on the road to feeling happiness, truly, for the first time in as long as I can remember. I'm okay. Really okay. That feels good. Finally.
Another amazing night in the books. It’s truly, and I say this every year, an honor to be a part of this show and to call
@eliothochberg
@mattbelknap
and
@jimmypardo
friends. What a great night a great crew, crowd, event. Well done everyone.
#pcat19
My
#MaskedSinger
predictions:
Egg - Adele
Flamingo - Michelle Obama
Leopard - Estelle Getty
Skeleton - That kid from Coco.
Fox - An actual fox
Thingamajig - LL Cool J
Ice Cream - Ben and or Jerry
Eagle - Lee Greenwood
Butterfly - Mariah Carey
Ladybug - Flea
(1/2)
A young (9yo) budding horror fan just bought my book and asked for my autograph. I don’t think there is a better way for a day to go than that. Hope you love it, Jack!
Guys
@jameelajamil
is a delight! A joy to meet and so nice and just naturally funny. Listen to her on this week’s NNF! This season has been so great already.
Tomorrow is gonna be one of the hardest days of my adult life and I gotta go through it alone. I know part of the deal with dogs is that they go before you do but goddamnit I’m not ready for this.
Sometimes I am a complete disaster and willfully spread that all over social media but I’m also honest about my life and feelings and failings and fears so 🤷🏼♂️. If you’re still with me, thanks. I’ll continue to be a disaster but somehow I’ll find a light at the end of this tunnel.
I’m not staying in today. I’m going out. I’m going to a mall. I’m going to a movie. I’m going to a restaurant. And I’m wearing a “Go Fuck Your Gun” t-shirt and rainbow shoes. Hate won’t win. Whatever side it comes from.
#Live
#noGuns
It just doesn’t stop with him. He knows he’ll never be the greatest so he’s aiming to be the greatest worst? And
@IvankaTrump
posting her bullshit pride message too. I hate them all. Lock them up. No, just take away their fortune. That will be worse than any jail sentence.
Let's reflect for a moment on the fact that two "genre" pictures not only were nominated for several oscars but won them as well. It's fantastic.
#GetOut
#ShapeOfWater
.
@GlassMovie
is far better than critics are saying and it is far more like Unbreakable than it is like a Split. It’s an interesting picture for sure. Also
@MsSarahPaulson
continues to be the best part of whatever she is in.