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Tuwekee the fired CSs pressure with lawsuits and visitations mpaka waanze kuropokwa. We have to go to the bottom of this matter
#RutoMustGo
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When Raila kept saying the govt hires violent goons to destroy his protests and justify police brutality, I didn't believe him.
Forgive me Baba
#RutoMustGo
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I went to a town at dawn and took a few pics.
Guess the town.
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I had a conversation with an ex who's now married with 2 kids. She thinks she does everything to make her husband happy, and can't understand why he's always out late drinking and all the other things they complain about.
I looked her in the eye and told her
Married men on my Timeline,How many times have you thought of waking up you leave and not comeback? You just disappear
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I'm attending my first ever graduation ceremony today. I couldn't afford to attend mine, so I was in a pub in kayole sipping Napoleon with
@njugunaGans
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My ultimate goal is to live somewhere in laikipia like this. Eating off the ground, working in the sun all day.
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Every bank gives free statements by email on request. But
@AbsaKenya
wants you to pay 590 ksh per page.
Per page.
Imagine a business statement with 100 pages. 60,000 for a pdf file sent by email.
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My sister didn't go to high school because my parents never had the money. I did because of a generous man, Masato Marukawa. And tonnes of stubbornness.
In 2018, I asked her whether she's like to go to high school. She dropped everything, travelled to eldoret and got enrolled
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These young men have woken me up to this on my birthday. Purest form of love
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Chai Guevara angekuwa alipewa chai first day na aka abandon the struggle. Mtu anahongwa na mandazi ni mtu bladifakkin. ,😁
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The Expressway is an expensive, poorly designed, unnecessary piece of bourgeoisie indulgence.
But I take 7mins from abc place to cabanas. And I love it ☺️
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Huyo jamaa wa smokie anadai 1m fees akafunzwe kupika. Si aende tu kwa Muthumbi bora ameze P2
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This thread is about a man who may not mean a lot to the world, but for a few hundred of us, he means the world.
@ntvkenya
@citizentvkenya
@NationAfrica
@StandardKenya
@japantimes
@BBCAfrica
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This tunnel has a scary folklore. But the boys said ain't no way we turning back.
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Hata heavily built GTRs are not being respected huku nje. 🙆🏾♂️
People joke a lot. 🔥🔥🔥🔥
#SpaceYaMagari
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Even men fear men.
No man can be texted by a stranger kuja nikubaiye drinks kitengela, and he goes. We are not that dumb.
Nothing like free drinks. You'll go home with a violated orifice, or a missing organ.
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Stationary cars and bumps on the bypass will always be a deathtrap. But our engineers never listen.
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Story ya BM imenikumbusha siku I was invited for my son's bday bought a cake, drove all the way to Kisumu, took them to Acacia hotel for dinner, dropped them home, asubuhi nikagongwa na text YOU'RE BANNED FROM THE BDAY. Dusted myself up and drove back to Nairobi. Man must suffer
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I once went to install a date coding machine at
@keroche_ltd
but they didn't have an optic sensor for bottle detection. We agreed that I procure one, so that production can start, and forward the receipt so that
@TabithaKaranja
can approve refund once she was back.
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Rich from someone who owns a colt and is a fast cars expert. 😂😂😂
Lol. Guys here have watched 3 episodes NCIS Los Angeles and now they are crime scene experts.
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The assertion that a woman is doing everything to make the husband happy comes from the woman. They never circle around to ask whether what they are doing is actually making the man happy. They think 'this would make me happy, it will definitely make him happy' then goes ahead
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Kuna mtu aliwai paka my 1yo son cutex and sent me a photo. I gave her 2 minutes to send another photo showing no cutex, ama I drive all the way at night for a showdown. And she'd never spend any time with him again, ever. Enda uzae msichana and do those things, not my son.
I did my little cousins makeup today and idk this moment made me feel very warm inside.
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Why pay MPs 500k and 1m in allowances? I'm ready to be an MP for 200k, an office and a Mobius.
No Driver ❌
No sitting allowances❌
No Police security ❌
No chase cars ❌
No spouse allowance ❌
No zero-interest mortgage❌
If they won't take low paying MP jobs, we will!
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Mercy walikuwa wakule pesa ya donor with that county caravan civic education bullshit. Morara outdid them with 1 prado fuelled by wananchi, and a few Kaunda suits. Mercy is throwing tantrums.
Haha
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There's a cousin I've been paying fees for. Today, my mom told me the parents have secretly removed him from the school. My aunt's hubby said only devil worshippers can be that generous. Ati najipanga kupeana mtoto wao. 😂😂😂😂
I didn't even feel offended. I felt sorry
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@paigezxmbie
@_6ossire
I once rescued a tiny injured cat, spoon fed her to health and raised her to a healthy ball of fur. While traveling, my ex threw her out and told me she had ran. She hated cats. On the day I arrived back, I found her at the gate calling out for me. Happiest reunion ever.
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Watu wanacomplain kids will be home for 2 months. I can't wait. The most important job I do in my life is to raise these 2 young men.
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It is six months since I made a rallying call in this tweet that received a lot of mixed reactions.
This is a short recap of what we've achieved since.
🧵
Do you have a brilliant business idea that would require 100-200k KSH to execute? Would you consider funding for equity?
Get in touch in my DM with a short description of your idea.
RT widely we might empower a hustler on your TL
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When a woman you are offering business services calls you babes, 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🏃🏽♂️🏃🏽♂️
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And buys him a birthday cake, while rudely talking to him in front of his peers.
Men are stuck in mind bogglingly stressful marriages with women who think they are doing the most to make it work, while all they are doing is refusing to listen to the man and insisting that he
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I invited people for an interview, two have said they don't have money to travel. I will interview them on video call.
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Mt Kilimanjaro as seen from the streets of Moshi, Tanzania
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' you are extremely lucky that you still have a husband, and should take it with all the gratitude in the world. Because I know you, and it would be an immense sacrifice for any man to live with you'
And went ahead to explain why in detail
She has never spoken to me since 😂
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Uber just called. Because of this commotion y'all caused here. Because of the negativity, Uber may decide to be more vigilant who they allow to decide the fates of many. Social media forces corporations to act. This may save more lives than just mine.
That's why I posted.
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Nishawai enda kuona new born wa beshte yangu. His wife and sisters are there giggling how happy they are for the first born. Sisi tunasip juis tukijua ni 3rd born.
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Women think men can only be right if they think and behave like women. This kind of tunnel vision and stupidity is unfortunately very aggressively pushed by feminism.
Men bring real value to families.
My dad doesn't know any of our birthdays.
That man deserves everything.
When we say too many married mothers are basically single mothers, this is what we mean. Fathers and husbands that are physically present in the home but absent in all the other ways and do not participate or carry the mental load required to adequately parent. Ridiculous.
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I told my son to knock out bullies.
A neighbor's son used to hit him when at his house, I told him to knock him out in that house.
'The mom will throw me out and ban me'
Sure. You don't need them anyway. Your honor is more important. 🤝🏾.
The bullying stopped
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Do you have a brilliant business idea that would require 100-200k KSH to execute? Would you consider funding for equity?
Get in touch in my DM with a short description of your idea.
RT widely we might empower a hustler on your TL
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I think Ruthless has lost people's money, rather than conned them. He made financial mistakes that got him in a hole he doesn't know how to get out of. I hope he gets a solution for the sake of all involved
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That is being trapped in hell, and that's where a lot of married men are. The only respite they have is the love and adoration from their kids. It keeps them same and going. They can't walk away from the only humans who treat them like the heroes they are.
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You think Safaricom sharing your data is a high level thing. Hahaaa. Every station has a cop who accesses safcom data any time they wish. Madem wasupuu get their phones tracked and returned to them for free.
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Will be happy only if he agrees to see things from her perspective and doing the things she considers important.
He despices himself for the whimp he's been turned into, but every echo around him tells him he's to blame for everything. The woman is always right.
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Alikataa kulipa my KSH23,000 and I got tired following up. She was ok making millions on the sweat of a guy earning 40k a month.
Earth is really hard.
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Kudrive mpaka Mombasa ni kitu ya kufanya mtu awekwe drip? 🤦🏾♂️ Men used to haul ivory. 😂
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You can't convince me anyone who takes part in the Isle of Man TT has a brain. 🙆🏾♂️🙆🏾♂️. Insane.
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President Ruto met Subaru boys on the sidelines of the ongoing
#WRCSafariRally2023
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#Naivasha
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Girls from rich families tend to be very bad at sex because it's not their source of income
Mwongela 2023
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In form 1. She was 27.
She has been hiding her results from me because she thought she failed and wasted my money. Today I went home
Despite all the challenges and only studying for 2.5yrs, she scored a B- and is going to university. She wants to study law.
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Watu Wa onelife wamesema Nairobi was amazing. Huku twirra ndio mmejam 😂😂
That show was for people like those to see such cars in the flesh. And go crazy. Wewe ngoja utaitwa ncba motorshow and take well lit corporate pics.
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Men will stand like this in the rain for hrs, then call it a perfect day. 💪🏾
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@Abulletdaughter
This is not a pity party. They are still losers for choosing such women. Men should man up and be leaders. Then chose only those women who can take their leadership.
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@foltfinda
She didn't disagree with my assessment. She even agreed she needs to start listening to the hubby, but here you are. 🤝
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When I used to go home late on weekends, I would call Red Cross at least 2X a month to respond to a horrific accident on MRoad. Except for pedestrian cases, all car crashes had a common denominator. You guessed right. It changed my attitude towards, drinking and driving.
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I'm in a CBC meeting, and let me just say. Kama huna pesa your kids will suffer.
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Let's nominate all those martyrs Ruto ya murdered. Their names should never be forgotten.
#RutoMustGo
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I'm not graduating today. Selling burgers. I need money, not another degree 🤣🤣
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I'm with Riggy on this.
Sakaja shouldn't punish people for the city's lack of planning and infrastructure.
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@DontWorryBoutB
If she wanted a black man to protect her, she should be moving with, obeying and respecting a black man.
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I have never been prouder. Had to leave in a hurry because I didn't want my parent to see my eyes welling up.
Her daughter is a class 8 candidate this year.
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0700 395395 RED CROSS NUMBER
Always call them if there's casualties at an accident scene. They always respond. Even if they can't come to that spot, they refer you to an ambulance service close to you. They once got us an ambulance in Kajiado when we were completely stranded.
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Telling our girls not to go to the Middle East for domestic jobs is like telling young men in DRC not to go to the dangerous mines because the shafts keep collapsing and killing them.
Well, give them something better. People risk their lives because they're on the edge.
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Got stuck in nnp for 10hrs. No food/water for 21hrs, and all these young men wanted to know was how they could help.
We have a slogan. Be a man 🤝🏾
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A thread of photos from the
#RejectFinanceBill2024
protests.
He came with a vuvuzela and slippers. They sent him gladiators.
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A lot of hardworking smart men would be very successful, had they not chose to live with chaotic women. And I don't think this is spoken about enough.
You can not build in a hurricane.
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Police will extort you if you blink. Things almost turned nasty hapa Kasarani.
Won't show his face. Kila mtu ako mboka.
#Resist
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Finally found a business and secured them a funding of KSH 140,000. They lend unsecured micro loans to street vendors for stocking, paid back in 30days. The real hustler fund.
I met the vendors, and saw how the loans are making a tremendous impact.
Follow for the next one
Do you have a brilliant business idea that would require 100-200k KSH to execute? Would you consider funding for equity?
Get in touch in my DM with a short description of your idea.
RT widely we might empower a hustler on your TL
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I have nothing to plug but love.
An arm around the shoulder can change the world.
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Mountain babes being mudded. Very uncouth. Disgustingly immoral. Lovely scenes.
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@muvvahtype
Except that she explained to me how she treats him 'well' and the effort she puts in to see the family succeed. All selfish woman perspective crap and she expects him to run along.
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Acha niwaonyeshe kazi yangu kabla mseme niko wash wash 😂😂
@MaraNomads
na
@NomadicBurgers
was a poetic union. Can't wait for the next one.
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