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The only way I can explain mbona mnakuwanga na this kind of reaction, every time you guys come upon publicly available information ni ati hampendi kusoma. To justify this vice, you frame it ni kama folks conspired to hide this knowledge from you.
Jomo Kenyatta was a fraud and a British puppet. Time to rewrite our history and review our education system. He was no hero like most believe.
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The Crown Paint ad around 14 years ago where that lady was spreading colours around the city as she hopped around was one of the best ads ever done in this country.
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The ‘Americanization’ of the world where everyone believes they are a millionaire in waiting. I don't fault it but without industrialization in the coming years most folks are fvcked proper
Majority Kenyans don't believe that the economy is worsening. They just think they are in the wrong circles. And each lives on the hope that they will one day get into the right circles (read corruption circles).
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Being a leader in a third world country must be infinitely better than winning the lottery, juu unaweza fanya every heinous crime known to man na uko sure at some point you will be referred to as a great man who saw well into the future. How is this bastard a great man? Aje?
True leader. Lost his dad at 4. A great man. Grew up as an orphan. He warned us. We ignored him. We will continue paying the heavy price ...
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They just don't make that black forest cake like they used to kitambo.
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Communist Party of Kenya imeanza kujiweka in a nice position among the youth, na given we have been ‘experimenting’ with socialist ideologies & folks are getting attracted to radical movements & beliefs it isn't looking good.
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Some years back nilikuwa nasoma how Buru phase 1 & part of phase 2 zilikuwa one of the most well-built estates in the world upto around 1990, shida zilianza hapo. It was so good to a point wealthy Kenyans & govt tried kucreate replicas in Donholm, Embakasi but hawakuweza exactly
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Hatuna proper waiting areas for matatus. On a good day utapata watu wamepanga line hata kwa sidewalk, sasa ni you squeeze in between folks then try to regain balance quickly kabla uanguke kwa wares za hao wauzaji, still on the little side. Planning ya hii city hukuwa horrible
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Nilionyeshwa place ya kuendesha boats free of charge na all I have to say is nothing beats weed ukiwa out in nature
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Kenya's economy isn't modelled after one specific country, ni an amalgamation of different countries & policies from UK, South Korea, Yues and recently China. In a way we are one of those kids, who just pick on whatever is trendy at the time & drop it when it gets tedious.
Realizing Kenya is being modelled after USA is worrying; poor & expensive healthcare, restrictive food laws( some americans legit don’t know fruits come from trees), low quality & expensive education, rise of prosperity gospel and rich ministers
Ik I can find more if I tried
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Huwa mnaongea tu 😂. One of the largest trade deals we ever got with the USA started during his term (2018) na the talks were completed this year venye Ruto alienda huko. Geopolitical interests & benefits always supersede the love-hate aspect between countries & leaders
Btw mjuwe Huwa Trump huchukia Kenya by default juu ya Obama.
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Currently the estate si that great na ukiweza ona the numerous ugly extensions added to the houses, unachoka tu. The old pictures tho huonyesha what the city could look like if by-laws za housing are followed na if the government is willing to offer better to the citizens.
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Marketing for middle income earners hukuwa some toddler stuff, kama huku wanauza ‘probiotic' yoghurt na wamama are buying it like crazy talking of how different it is while essentially all yoghurts are probiotic given the use of live bacteria cultures in the preparation
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Rigathi alidrop the ‘mtoto wa MauMau' title after wamwambie apeane service number ya baba yake waconfirm alikuwa soldier kwa msitu gani. We really do have clown-level politics in this country 😂
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Mnataka kuwa polite & caring mkikuwa killed in your own backyard? The whole ‘pacifism’ na accommodating nature mnataka tuadopt has never worked na ni recipe for a disaster.
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The common father-son relationship dynamic for most families ni:
The son seeing wasted potential kwa mzee na maisha yake na the dad on the other side huona capabilities & untapped potential kwa the son. One judges the past and the other future.
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@DavidMungwana
Swali ni how they have survived that long bila any sharp increase in prices kwa vitu zao?
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Voice notes hukuwa convenient only for the sender not the receiver.
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@MwaniKing
@NPSOfficial_KE
Jamaa apewe kazi 😂 huyu anaweza solve food problem ya hii country hata
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Haha huwa unajua football season imeisha ukianza kuona wamama wakitweet about communication and men listening to their problems.
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Khalid time alikuwa na that big afro hairstyle aliangusha bangers bana
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@AndyMaina_
Mnakuwanga na reasoning ingine funny 😂. Reason watu wa low income hujaa kwa protests ni juu ni hao hufeel the pain economy ikienda mbaya
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@Nyaberih_
Honest question bro
So tukitoa porn, masturbation na alcohol saa hii shida zote vijana wanapitia zitaisha ama ?
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No psycho shit but I believe human blood has certain elements zenye zinaweza kufanya uishi for long and looking younger (vampires theory)
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Tushacross the River Rubicon, hakuna option ya a way back from this moment. We now get to experience that Caesar moment, where the only way is through & we have to embrace whatever comes next
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Burckhardt talked about this and used sophists na kina Plato as case study where intellectuals tend to have a prejudice where they believe they're the missing link & are needed to ‘teach’ people on revolutions. This is despite evidence of them never really having any great impact
Kuna mtu amesema lack of intellectuals would affect the movement and I’d argue it is integrity. That statement itself sounds elitist, because who is an intellectual?
The apparent intellect 3 years ago was Ndii lol look at his allegiance.
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Kitambo kulikuwa na kitu ilikuwa inaitwa water guard ilikuwa inawekwa kwa maji kumaliza germs na bacteria.Those were dark days
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Last year kuna a mutual arif aliniambia that sometimes we don't actually have 7 days of the week. A reason mbona kuna times ati unapata everyone hakumbuki what they did on a certain day, like zero recollection. Nimekumbuka leo jamaa akiniambia days were based on planet sightings
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Khalid alikuwa mzii time he had that big afro hair,he had almost everyone singing his songs
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Kiswahili hukuwa a very expressive language it comes close to German especially in terms of words carrying emotions. It also tends to take a more simplistic route like English but pia iko na a flaw of not being creative and somehow ‘lazy’ in coming up with new words
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Hii country haijawahi kuja na any decent plans for employment opportunities na in the event watu watengeneze yao like the case of crypto and tech watataka kuingia na rules si za regulation or kuimprove the sector but kupata tax.
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Ni a common thing across time juu say for instance angalia celebrities kama 2Pac, Cobain, Smoke etc then personalities kama Marilyn, Ledger etc. Their dying early and in their prime, kidogo really cemented their positions in history na will always be thought of nicely.
Ancient Greece really put emphasis in dying early, at their peak, reason most of them including Alexander was divinized. In a twisted way if living a great life an honourable death (Mishima) & which comes early really preserves the passion. Same case with love (Romeo & Juliet)
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High ya LSD itakufanya uone some non-existent shit and in a way the end of the pills road
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Lakini kama you are an average guy at the slightest sight of fame and recognition potea nayo,the same way Snoop did
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Crocs, Vans na Converse ni some of the best things ever created by man
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Next year nataka kusoma kuhusu occultism and it's entire system tuone kama tunaweza pull hizo shenanigans huwa mnaita uchawi
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Adobe inawork on a new AI that can undo photoshopped and manipulated photos.Kuna watu mahali wanaenda kuumia na we will have a field day bana
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‘Conspiracy’ theories hukuwa ahead of news ya media by at least 6 months
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There are at least 8000 people huko nje similar to you in terms of strengths and weaknesses you are not that special unless you put in the hours
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Killing corruption haitawahi fanyika juu it only morphs into new forms. Kama in developed countries it is done through guest appearances/lectures, book deals, stock shares na kadhalika. At no point will a country eradicate corruption na your best bet ni ikuwe at reasonable levels
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Ukiput aside all the notions and beliefs you have on how the world works,you will learn alot.
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Friday huwa inataka ubebe jumper yako na painkillers mbili hivi juu chances are utarudi kwako Sunday asubuhi na headache ka mbwa
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Universities kuamua kufocus on monetary gain instead of being a place of discourse and logical discussions iliharibu everything
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Ni kupita long threads juu hakuna venye nitawaste my 600 posts limit on your long unwinded questioning of reality or religion
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Lakini kama wewe ni fala like huwezi reason ama kucome up na your own thoughts I believe religion itakusaidia
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Watu wako na crime records wanaenda kula vizuri kwa hii serikali bana
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Watu wazee hujam ukianza kuquestion some of their beliefs and acts zenye most of the time hukuwa pointless
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Hii mwaka imesonga tiambo like we were jamming to Pushing P sometime around January/February na venye it feels kitambo
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Mi huwa happy for people who stop drugs juu that means more for us and they have decided to go to heaven but I am also sad juu most of them turn into anti-drugs activists
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Buddhism hukuwa reddit ya religions.The people who praise it much have surface level knowledge on it
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Kila mtu mwenye alipenda and looked up to Leonardo, kwa Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle, ni a serious drug addict 😂.
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After ushajua how far your IQ can go na uko sure you aren't retarded, I believe the next thing ni kutest out your physical capabilities. It is a good thing kujua how genetically gifted you are na kill any stupid superiority you might have, especially if you can't succeed in both
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I hate when people are late for something we had planned,like mf why can't you keep time
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Kuna a certain lot of professionals (around 35-45 years) in this country who happened to have gone to Italy at some point for university education especially masters. A very quiet bunch
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I don't know man but ukilose a few people you deeply cared about you die emotionally like nothing moves you anymore.Death was a very unnecessary addition to human life
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Kila country which adopted policies za Stalin ilijipata in some deep problems, especially Ile ya kuongeza population. The guy believed the higher the population the better the economy, Romania ilijaribu hiyo kitu wakapata state haiwezi raise kids. Angalia 'Romanian orphanages’ 🥲
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If I ever become stupid rich naweza pump money into the local jazz scene just to ensure tickets never go above 1000 bob na zisiwekwe mbali venye they are currently doing. Everyone should get the opportunity to enjoy that beautiful genre easily.
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Nimekuwa nawatch series na movies za 2018 kurudi huko nyuma na all I can say is those films were fire tiambo
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Hii country ni ngumu sana kukuwa kwa limelight for long,I think ni reason kila msee mwenye hushine huchukua the next good deal atapata, otherwise utaingia online upate unapigwa za kahasho na your old fans
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As a society kila mtu anataka kuget ahead at the expense of someone else,in a way itabidii ukuwe a step ahead otherwise utagongwa ukiona
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Just because you don't believe in something doesn't mean it doesn't happen and affect your life,a normal fallacy especially among the slightly average person. Acha tuiite Psychology vs Physics phenomenon.
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Adam Smith alisema only through specialization na pursuit of self-interest would entrepreneurship develop. Huku number 1 ni ngumu kufanyika juu well we don't really produce anything worthwhile na number 2 huwezi fanya in a poor non-liberal country with crazy regulations.
The biggest lie in Kenya is that we have an entrepreneural spirit. What happens here is brokerage, and hunky punky business aided by short cuts and corruption. Entrepreneural spirit onge.
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Maybe our lack of an actual and common ideology tukijenga our national identity has been our biggest problem. Juu think of it, every great civilization tailored their improvements and advancements to align with whatever ideology they shared especially those in upper echelons.
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The few people wenye najuana nao kwa ploti ni weed ilifanya tukuwe friends
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Kutext wasichana hukuwa ngumu juu chances are pun itampita,joke yako itachukuliwa the wrong way ama atajam juu ulichelewa kujibu ama hukutuma goodnight
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Motivation speakers waliharibu a lot of things but makosa walifanya kubwa ni kufanya the whole ‘finding a meaning/purpose’ ikae a purely intellectual affair. Intellect hukuwa na a shortcoming as it can't entirely explain reality na hapo ndio disappointment hutokea.
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African accent hupigwa kwa Hollywood films hukuwa irritating na weird juu I believe no African sounds like that
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😂😂😂 ffs. At best we are looking at a 5% increase in global commodity prices and life goes on. Also, you will be surprised to discover Africa doesn't have a monopoly on minerals, a good example ni France now gets its uranium from Canada (much cheaper).
The day Congo has full control over their own mineral resources the same way Niger has today, Apple will crumble.
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German films are about to be the next big thing.Great film-making and stories hizo shenanigans zingine za agendas hakuna
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Kwa events za Qwani (especially hikes) huwa unahope
@tonykabuthu
azungushe camera side yako utoe hiyo yearly requirement of several fire photos kwa list.
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Another chance of a poor country turning into an energy rich country being curtailed by the clowns the people elected. Alafu his alternative ni solar 😂. We might just love being poor
Our Governor
@GideonMungaroM
has spoken. We have no desire for a nuclear power plant in Kilifi.
@nuclearkenya
if you insist tutakuja kuwasalimia.
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Nigerian artistes kama wote wamedrop songs leo it's going to be a long weekend kwa clubs
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Slander ya avocado,crocs,chapo na weed hukuwa unnecessary juu hata wewe huoni you are the problem
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Maybe the next civilization will have us in museums like we do the dinosaurs
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Kwa rich families ukikuwa the ‘loser’ sibling & family member mwenye hawezi live corporate or enterprise, but has a knack for the social life (clubbing & baddies) na you are good with people. Unaingizwa siasa ushindane na other ‘common-place fellows' who pass off as politicians
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Nilienda kwa rabbit hole ya cigarettes smoking from Saturday na apparently iko na benefits tiambo, with less than 20% of users getting cancer from continuous and active usage. I am very close to being a cigarettes fan but acha tuone what I will find down this hole
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Hii mwaka imekuwa wild,from radio stations asking people to contribute money for Ukraine to treasury ‘kukosa’ pesa
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Ancient Greece really put emphasis in dying early, at their peak, reason most of them including Alexander was divinized. In a twisted way if living a great life an honourable death (Mishima) & which comes early really preserves the passion. Same case with love (Romeo & Juliet)
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Ukianza kulipia Spotify ama whatever app you use for music streaming,YouTube hukuwa only for documentaries na labda a few skits
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Happiness hukuwa as a result of achieving some success or doing something great, si a state that you just arrive upon kama checkmate in chess.
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‘We poor folks have to stay together & find better ways of enjoying life with the limited resources we have’ 😂
Hey everyone,
On Saturday the 4th of November, we'll be holding a parallel SolFest, for those who might not be in a position to attend the real one.
The event will be purely Karaoke, so instead of paying to listen to artists, how about you come and people listen to you?
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@kuwamocho_
Kuna kitu inaitwa guilt na kuna comrades hawana.Jamaa anareverse pesa ya mama mzee
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Most people don't really overcome their addictions,huwa wanazireplace na new ones that they deem healthy
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Of late chances zako za kushinda an argument with someone are close to zero,the most you can hope for ni aone how unreasonable and absurd they are
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Huwa unakaa bila simu unagongwa na deep random thoughts that could make good tweets unashika simu zinapotea zote
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