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Leta ndege yako moja tushuke kama Seals huko parliament.
@omwambaKE
That’s an insane argument. Controlling Picketing armless demonstrators did not require hand carried explosives.
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Hii?
Nani ako na ile video ya murkomen akilia after an injury during a football match?
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Space iko na watu wengi kuliko capacity ya Stamford Bridge.
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Someone in State House.
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Hio accent ya Kirinyaga even some other Kikuyus don't understand, sembuse fisi?
Four women attacked by a hyena in Kirinyaga, residents tell KWS talking to a hyena is impossible
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Moment.
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45 year old me when my mum says she's not giving me the first chapati.
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Sex is becoming too available for it to be the only thing you can offer in a relationship.
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We have three different Nairobis.
1. Aerial view Nairobi.
2. Expressway Nairobi.
3. Kwa ground Nairobi.
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He is still missing since yesterday 7pm, Tuesday.
Help us find Ian 'Felipe' Kwoba.
#FindFelipe
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These ex CSs have all posted the same tweet after being dropped. That asinine nincompoop idiot of a president knows what he's doing. Tukiwa cardi, huwa anachomoa Ace card. We wait.
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Mnaita thigh tattoos "scars of war"? Hahaha. I'm howling.
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Kama umewai lala kwa cell ata a few hours unaelewa the importance of freedom.
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Njoo nitoe jina la pili.
I don't have a new picture but please wish me something today🎂🎉
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WDYM kucover vitabu? Zako ama za nani?
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Maombi ya mzazi >>>>
Most of us ni drugs zimetushikilia ju bila hizo vitu we would lose our sanity
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Anafaa kusimama nje ya mlango akikulinda.
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Sio lazima uvae.
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Thursday sasa ni kupita na sword ya C in C.
Alafu tujue tutaapisha nani.
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Jamaa amepiga karao flying kick. Hahaha.
Happening Now, Live Bullets, and Teargas in Nairobi CBD ,
#rejectfinancebilli2024
#totalshutdownke
, 1 million people ready for A total Shutdown ,parliament Nairobi Mombasa kusumu Eldoret
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Unapita hadi na wafungwa bana? 🐐🐐
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Arif anaingia inbox yako anakushow "bro yaani hukunishow mnashuka Diani hii weekend na ningekuja na mamaa tuendanishe" saa hio uko baze ya jaba zime Beirut ta ngui.
Dem anaku hide from viewing her status akiwa roadtrip anasahau you have pals in her contact list😂😂😂😂😂
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Huwa mnakulanga genitals but when it comes to eating matumbo and pork that's where you draw the line? Smh
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Ugali mayai is no longer food for unambitious men.
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That "I miss you" almost 20 minutes after saying goodnight is where the pain is at. Y'all be easy though.
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40 year old me nikimaliziwa mkate.
30 years haifai kukupata kwa mzazi buana,heri ata uhame ukalalange chini ya bridge as you try to figure things out
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I'd trap your farts in a small bottle and use it as my cologne.
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Unaishi apartments ziko nyuma ya Astrol gas station opposite Garden City Mall?
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The owner of the well never lines up to fetch the water.
So Frank Wa Machuma the Simp is still partying with his ex Girlfriend Corazon Kwamboka? Simps disgust me🚮🚮
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Hahaha.
A day ago, a friend of mine went on a dinner date with her 60yr boyfriend. She raised an issue on something that was bothering her and in all seriousness he replied her by “Msichana, sikiza vizuri, hautanipandisha pressure”
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DCI Boss, Amin Mohamed
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And it's okay.
Pesa zako zikiisha, that girl ataenda kwa the next available moneyed guy
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Polisi wakinishika alafu wapitie place ingine waokote wasee walikuwa wamenitoka earlier.
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Mutahi Kagwe giving a speech in;
English. Kiswahili.
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Reggae music gives better life teachings than your favourite pastor.
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"Umahiri wa kula kibwenye hauna taji aisee; maliza shughuli ujiondokee."
~ Sheikh Xysist
Ukipewa perform! Si kujiembarazz then unakuja kusumbua aty unataka another chance ya kujiprove 😂
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Hahahah
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‘Kudinya ulidinya sijakataa but at the end of the day alirudi kwa nani? She came back to me...ME!!.’
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Wait? Ata wewe?
Nobody talks about how hard it is brushing a toddler's teeth 😹😭💀
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Mafans huku nyuma wanauliza kama tunaweza wai hizo noi.
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Nashuka immediately juu hii ni upuzi.
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Local leaders najua wanaweza tuma goons to go and vandalize this project.
Eric Omondi completes construction of new bridge in Kisii, renames it 'Baby Kemunto bridge' after school child who inspired its construction
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Baddies turning into activists is unheard of.
Reject the Finance Bill.
Remember that chinese politician who snatched the finance bill and ran off with it to prevent it from being passed? Peter Salasya please you have one job. Wewe ndio unakaa kujua kuuma watu.
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This one? 😂😂
Nani ule alisema alikua ana nyongesha doggy yao mpaka aki toka shule doggy inamchill uko kwa barabara ....haha
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Do y'all act brainless or are you just brainless sometimes coz it's very devastating to have a child who thinks tweeting such is being woke or different in any way.
Hawa waliamua Heri wakufe kuliko wafanye end of semester exams.
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I would drink your coochie juice with a straw then spit it out into an ice tray and freeze it so I can suck on your coochie cubes whenever I miss you.
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Marto alikuwa anatengezea mumama beads Ninja ingine ikikata juu anazishika nikama ako juu ya stallion 😂😂😂😂
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‘Kudinya ulidinya sijakataa but at the end of the day alirudi kwa nani? She came back to me...ME!!.’
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"Babe, so I went for that date with Kevo as I told you the other day, alafu giza came, time was also bad, curfew nini nini so I went over to his place coz singefika kwangu in time. Si you know nothing happened. We are just friends."
Peleka umalaya nahuko ghasia mbwa takataka.
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Tottenham will unleash their prime Barça on one of these contenders and we will be there.
Spurs will play a vital role in the crowning of the next Premier League champion 👑
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Avoid returning a teargas back to sender if you have little or no knowledge of handling it. Don't be like the armless cop.
VIVA!!!
#RejectFinanceBill2024
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Experts say men should last 4-11 minutes and me thinks that's inclusive of the talking stage and foreplay.
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"This is me."
"This is me too and you are yet to see more."
Hahaha.
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Nottingham Forest has two Champions League titles. Arsenal have none. Lest you forget.
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But exposing dirt about someone you once regarded as a friend is bottom of the barrel nonsense.
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Kuvunjwa roho na mali ya umma is a nasty revelation.
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That's an Algeria Gorilla Fish. They usually reside in the nearby rivers beds during the warmer climates to mate. This is the first photograph I’ve seen of one this big as they're usually 3-4ft long. Must be from the climate shifts… also i just made this sh*t up.
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Wewe ni mgani?
Nimebebeshwa handbag mangai. Anyway huku Mombasa unaeza tembea na boxer no need kubuy hiyo kinyasa ya kuswim
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Haijanasa ata bibi?
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Marijuana causes cognitive dysfunction, slurred speech etc, and long-term use can lead to schizophrenia, panic disorders, psychosis among other mental disorders.
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Nikiwaletea jersey straight from your clubs shops in the UK niwauzie something slightly above KES 10K mtabuy?
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During group therapy today, we had a guy open up about his relationship and it sounded like a script out of a movie.
Apparently his dad had been clapping his fiance's cheeks for two years even while knowing they are about to have a wedding. 😕 Like wtf! Ningeua mtu Mimi😂
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Stay guided.
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Hahahahaha
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Crazy Kennar ni kama alidrop the niggas who were around him akabaki na females only. Haha haha, me thinks tho'.!
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