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Me everytime I meet a 2 year old kid.
"Sasaa,unaitwa nani? Mbona leo hujaenda shule?"
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How do I explain to people that she's the same girl?😭😭filters should be banned Bana
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Unakuanga umeBreath in 24/7
Ukiwa CBD, pitia msee wetu wa Mayai
@Gesonso1
hapo National Archives, upate mayai moto, Kijana Mchapa Kazi huyu.
Let's support one another.
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Mp Peter salasya after Fuckin Justo instead of Linet toto.
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Quality second hand coffins for sale. Families of Londiani accident victims dm bei hatuezi kosana.
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Kuna sheng ukiongea tunajua tu wewe ni mzee. Wtf is Rwabe?😂😂
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My father is a terrible man. He used to cheat with multiple women and flog my mother like a burukenge. he came home on the eve of Christmas in 2006 and chased us away. My mum used to beg him to pay my school fees but he would refuse saying "si lazima aende shule."
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@_Mwangi_1
Kenya is an active crime scene. Mimi wengine walinipata nimetoka kusiaga unga wakasema ni cocaine wakanitoka thirty nilikua nilipe fare.
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Honestly mi huona it's better your parents wakufe before you make it ndio ukimake it you can actually focus on yourself.
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Madem hutukataa sisi nice guys wanaendea bad boys wanawapea mimba alafu wakitaka kusettle down wanatukujia tena. This is the reason siezi oa single mom unless akue sister yangu.
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Can't wait for women to realise there's a whole generation of men that Won't chase after them, ukijiskia mtamu we jidishi.
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Naona nikama hio 2k mmelipwa utamnunulia White cane na kikombe aanze career kama kipofu aombe ombe hapo town😂
Nimelipia badge ,,my first earnings nataka nipeleke mamangu Lion's Eye Clinic atibiwe juu her cataracts condition is worsening everyday🥺🥺 na anasema heri alipe school fees kuliko awaste her money on treatment .
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Hawa waliamua Heri wakufe kuliko wafanye end of semester exams.
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Retweet guys Nipate 😭
@Monique_shoes
Good Evening. Giving out a pair to the 1st Person who will get 1000 retweets. Quote this tweet and tag us. All The Best.
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Unaingia online unapata The future teacher of your kids anapost pic akikojoa. Mwingine anapost panty akinunuliwa,alafu mwingine hupost cleavage huku akijaribu kunasa mtu,na mwingine ni low-key gay. Ni kama mjunior wangu atafunzwa na ulimwengu.
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Magoha: as from next week I'll be a lecturer at Maseno University.
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Nikiwa Boutross huyo dem namsue, mamake na babake wanauza shamba wanilipe...juu why take advantage of my situation and take nude pics? I sought your services and paid you...you had no reason whatsoever. Haha au namnyuria tu
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Buana football was sweet when women hated it...siku hizi unaingia online unapata an average chiq tweeting "Sancho can fuck both my holes."...you don't have to sexualise football to enjoy it kino.
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Guys
@osoroKE
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@veemwega
wamesema I get 1k retweets wanijenge this pair of shoes. So let's go guys😭
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🚨🚨🎙️| Wout Weghorst on his future: “Obviously I’d love to stay at
#mufc
but Casemiro said he’ll fuel his car with his own money and drive me back to Burnley next week.”
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@_GreatnessTupu
I generally hate stupid women. Mtu anafikiria tu kuhusu tiktok na instagram. Kichwa ni mkebe hata you can't hold a conversation with her
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Amerix: "I stopped breathing in 2020."
Amerix fans: "breathing is so chaotic."
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Just imagine the creature they'd give birth to if they mate?😂😂
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Nimerealise hii life you can't do anything to save a person from who he is! There's a guy alikua amefungwa probation centre juu ya defilement,I did my best to change him but the barstard after being released went ahead and raped his sister, leo amefungwa maisha kamiti.
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Mc Fullstop atakufa na mtamsahau vile mlisahau Takeoff. Nothing like a legend. He was just another drug addict.
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"Mafans wote wa Rao hawanaga akili fr."
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This tweet Tuk a different turn.
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"Ulikua unadhani nakubuyia Kenya cane juu wewe ni bully? Panua mkundu mkwaju waja."
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Alafu hii Tabia ya madem broke kutwerk karibu na table yetu kwa club ndio upewe pombe nitapiga mtu teke ya shingo.
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Yesterday I visited him in hospital just to let him know I have a job & I'll gladly buy him a black mahogany coffin. Revenge is sweet guys.
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Nikienda kumeet dem for the first time hua navaa mask ndio asione bonge la pua atoroke. Kunakuanga na Nose reduction surgery wangwana juu nimechoka kuficha hili pua. Kitu inakaa hoho buana😩😂
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Watu huenda kuview profile yangu then wanasoma hio pinned tweet wananicancel hivo kaa wameniblock😩😂
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@_GreatnessTupu
Wanawake hata uwapee Yesu bado watamkataa waseme wanataka shetani. Haha You can't understand women
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Babe wangu hukua na smile ingine maridadi alafu ni mrembo sana. Walai nakuanga na taste
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Nimekuja kurealise most boys lost their virginity at around 12 years but to grown up women.
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"To be clear,Timber is clear of Martinez."
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Nakuanga nimetulia kwa huyu dem juu she's the only one alinikubali despite my facial disabilities. Akiniacha it will take me another six years kupata mwingine.
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Wakati unaamua kuacha mastabeshen Shetani anakuletea vida za ngwati tl😩. Wacha nikapige nyongolo mara ya mwisho.
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Pwani university comrades: Hizo games lazima tuwin trophies
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Watoto wa Joy Murraya hawatai win any argument shule. Watakua wakijaribu mtu analeta picha za mama yao akiwa na different types of men na screenshot ya ile siku alidinywa kwa parking lot.
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Richkids wanatoka kilimani, kileleshwa, lavington na sweatpants na Crocs wanaenda club wanakunywa Gordon's na Martelle lakini mpoa wako na wenzake wanavaa kama Kardashians wanaenda kukunywa konyagi na chrome gin.
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Unaangalia mtoto wa uhuru vile ni mrembo hadi we were proud of having her as the first daughter. Then wakale wakatuletea june, huezi jua dem amefurahi au amekasirika. Labda hata anavaanga kinyasa ya Chelsea ndani ya dress.
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My girlfriend is very funny. Leo ananichapia vile she used to think that for a guy to urinate he has to erect😂😂. Mi naisha
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Sijakataa nilikua malaya lakini mbona mniite retired bed to bed midfielder 😭
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Siku ya kubanter Owino Sueh mniamshe hata saa nane. Nataka kumwambia cooking nice food won't make her less ugly.
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Mnakuanga very comfortable marrying Uncircumcised white guys but ikifika Africans mnaturn into banters. I'm buffled buana
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Vida za Murife ziko na views nyingi kuliko ngoma za Kilundeezy 😂😂😂
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Your low budget BirdgurlRiri ameniblock. Haha uzuri nimemwambia Ukweli.
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Huyo dem wa baha Machachari anakaa ashai pigwa anal at some point.
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Mwanaume mzima bibi anakufa unashinda umelia. What happened to being men?
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Nimeona hio pic ya njambi and all I can say is hata awekwe kwa oven usiku mzima haezi iva.
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Kumbe westmall twitter ni hio clique ya kina Drizzy and his American wannabe retards😭😂
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Napenda vile social media keeps making average girls to believe they will end up with wealthy partners. At the end of the day you're turning old with no one, cuz you thought you are a queen when you're just a normal girl setting stupid standards. Life is not a movie njoki........
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Haya,endeleeni kuvuta bangi na kukunywa Pombe venye mnataka,20 yrs from now mtatuletea paybill kama Mc Fullstop mkituambia "let's do this KOT,help flani fight cancer."
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Asubuhi nikienda job hua natoka na mtoto wa neighbour,kanaenda kakiniambia vile I'm smart and cute before kapande basi, Nikirudi jioni napata kameningoja kaniulize how my day was. Then nakapea Sweets na sweet mandazi. She's so sweet walai.She makes me want to get a kid of my own
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"Mi nikiskia njaa huwa naenda border Namanga"
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@Wanjiru_Ngugii
Nilikua nampea backshots gaidi haimoan. Ilibidi nimeingiza sim two ndio apige nduru
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Walimu huku tl hukua wamechoma cv vibaya sana, Josh anapenda wanaume, Lydia warui nae kazi ni kupost matako na matiti, huyo mwingine amepost Mjulus na Elian hukua chizi, Kwagmaya nae anafaa kua mathare. Mimi mtoto wangu atafunzwa na ulimwengu tu roho safi.
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