Awunwan Itiaba
@Ms_Ibia
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When I left home, I would call my dad and he would tell me, "Dorothy if it gets too hard for you, please come back home." I should have listened.
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I told my dad I was doing makeup in school for some extra money and he asked me what engineering had to do with makeup. Then I came home and my neighbor contracted me to do her brother’s bride’s makeup and she refused to pay me. My dad was the one that went to fight for my money.
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You are 30 years old, there’s absolutely no reason for you to still spell your name as Horlarmiday in 2022.
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So I had an interview this morning and I was legit told at the door, " Oh you're a woman, we don't accept female engineers here". But of course the battle has been won and women just like plenty talk.
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Not you touring the US and having only one date in the UK. Come out let’s fight. Such a betray.
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None of these men can touch the hem of Gabriel Afolayan’s garment. Lateef I can forgive, but Mawuli and Timini? Stop that joke please.
Base on versatility who is the best actor here ? 🤔
Mawuli gavor
Timini Egbuson
Gabriel Afolayan
Lateef Adedimeji
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People like to antagonize those who don’t want children and call them selfish; but, there is nothing about wanting biological children that isn’t inherently selfish.
What's a hill that you're willing to die on 1000% of the time?
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Lol this is how y’all embolden sexual offenders. Man said he is done being shamed and ashamed like he is being treated unfairly. Every day, proven sexual predators re-enter society with no consequence but y’all will still fix your mouths to say false accusations are an epidemic.
I’m done being ashamed and being shamed.
I own my transgressions and I am ready to do better and be better.
If you don’t like it, you can block me💙
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@raychellered
@_LOHI_
Looooool. If I hear that I take a lesser paying job for anybody.
In this economy, someone will allow his ego and get in the way of increasing the family income? That is definitely a stupid man and I don't identify with stupidity.
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@_MercyFul
Some people have built entire careers and professional profiles with their last name. Changing it would be a chore.
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"If your own child fails, carry him to Quilox". Sure, because there’s no in between. Those are definitely the only two possible responses in that scenario.
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"You're not like other girls."
It's a lie, sir. I am like them. Don't play yourself; I am them and they are me.
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If you were looking for a sign to succumb to peer pressure and buy Latisha, this is it.
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The older I get, the more I thank God for my dad. He taught me individuality and excellence. He held me to the highest standards and to him excellence knew no gender. That's why I will never dull my shine for anyone. I'm not the one fam, I'm not the one.
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@Rose_Related
@Horlatunde
There is no education going on here and thus is not about being woke. This gray area you're painting is all the excuse a rapist needs.
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Crypto heads kill me man. Talmbout a physical NFT. You mean art? This thing that our rulers were doing in primary school. Dfkm please.
I basically turned an NFT into an animated physical object without using a screen, cables or electricity...I'll be doing a lot more of these.
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@Olumuyiwa__
@_LOHI_
The bathroom was so small that the shower head was right above the toilet.
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“Video editing interns”, “Content Writing interns”, “Graphic Design interns”, Must have at least one year relevant experience but you’re still calling them interns. Don’t be unfortunate. Pay people for their time and services.
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@Rose_Related
@Horlatunde
Since we want to act like human beings are incapable of ignoring nudity
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We say it’s hard because it is hard, not because we’re making excuses. More often than not, abusers will cause greater harm to their partners if they try to leave. This is after they have cut you off from anyone who could’ve offered support. Abuse is very intentional
Some lady said she’s marrying a man who beat her to a pulp. Okay, her business. But I’m also seeing people talk about how hard it is to leave abusive relationships. All I will say is that this slope - where we coddle the truth with excuses - is slippery o.
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My mum is the primary reason I've not given up. In 3 years she has lost her dad, her mum and her husband but somehow she manages to hold it together for us. At this point, we're all she has.
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My guy said, “in case you did not know before, I do usually kill innocent civilians.”
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Today's episode of "Port Harcourt, it's government, the perpetrators of illegal refining of petroleum and other related activities are trying to kill me" Starring the rain water I cleaned off my dad's car and the paper towel I used to clean out my nostrils.
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A licensed professional should be your therapist.
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Lol I’ve accepted that I will never know or care enough to install a wig. Everyone already knows it’s not your hair please. There’s no need for the one million steps.
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@_MercyFul
Or they, like me, just love their last name. Don't worry, the children can have his name. No arguments there
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"Is social media a court? Why don't you report to the police?". Can you people see that the Nigerian justice system doesn't care about rape victims? That it only cares about the fattest cheques? If shaming their rapist is the only justice they get, then stfu and let them.
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At first y'all said "twitter feminists" were not taking any real life steps. Now some wonderful women decide to march and suddenly y'all have all these hot takes and suggestions on why they shouldn't have or how they could have done it better. Learn to sit things out sometimes.
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To everyone asking: Here’s the list of products I used.
FYI: I do the “underpainting” technique. Helps me use a lot less foundation.
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If the forces were beyond your control, perhaps you should not be in control then? In your pointless thread, you have still failed to acknowledge the lives that were lost. Their blood will forever be on your hands.
This is the toughest night of our lives as forces beyond our direct control have moved to make dark notes in our history, but we will face it and come out stronger.
I've just concluded visits to hospitals with victims of this unfortunate shooting incident at Lekki .
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@_oluchee_
Instead of clicking “transfer to other bank” and selecting diamond bank, just click on transfer to access bank and put the account number. The account will still show up and you’ll not have to pay transfer charges.
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Lol I think he is delusional about how far both of their incomes can go. Neither of them earn enough for this financial plan. At 300k, less the 50k, transport, heavy food stuff, bills, rainy day funds and rent, it will take him a while to save for a car so that line item is moot.
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This man at my gym was constantly giving me weight loss tips. Like nigga I’m already at the gym, are you mad? Then when I started losing weight+ass, he would tell me to slow down. See, it’s never about your health to these people, it’s about aesthetics. They are bloody liars.
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@Rose_Related
@Horlatunde
How many naked mad people are there in the streets and how many sane people have raped them?
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Forgive me, but I do not believe that protesters broke into a maximum security prison and the correctional officers just watched it happen.
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@troytrilla
@Alebrimo
@nigeriance
Lol. If I say I raccoons got into my home, am I referring to every single raccoon in the world? Smh
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Nothing prepares you for the loss of a parent. In no simulation of my future did he not make it. I remember being down with malaria during NYSC and he threatened to be on the next bus to Benin. Here I am, navigating adulthood without him and I don't think I want to do it anymore.
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Lol this is funny because I’m the person that will give an Uber driver extra 1k because it took him too long to find my house. But if he tells me, “madam you no go do weekend for me?”, best believe I’m locking up my purse with the tightest padlock.
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...Now I'm telling my friend how annoying Nigerians can be and he tells me, "Dorothy there are people who legit do not have that N50 to spare." It's a very small incident but it made me realize that we have to consciously remind ourselves that everyone's reality is not the same.
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Add StitchesbyAisy to this list. This babe literally made me cry. Collected money from 5 months in advance, didn’t get my dress until 3am of the morning I was leaving Lagos and it was absolutely unwearable.
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@Pabloayodeji
I'm really curious as to how you came to this conclusion given that you were never actually governed by him. (Legit question, not trolling)
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Ayo you’re a dirty bitch and you live a fake life. How was I on the queue for 19 minutes and still didn’t get a ticket. What have I done to you? Get ready to be jumped at this point.
Pre-artist tickets SOLD OUT! General tickets go on sale tomorrow 10am 🇬🇧🦅❤️🖤
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Privilege, no matter how small, is blinding. I remember moving to Lagos and whining about not having a car and having to take public transport. Few days back I'm running late, I get to the bus stop and I see that there are buses but no one is entering them.....
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On IG, my trainer has a fitness account and a personal account. This dude will post something on his fitness page, then use his personal account to commend himself in the comment section.
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Jeff Carl - Survive
Habits - Plested
You - Philip LaRue
All Along - Anna Tivel
Small believer - Anna Tivel
Drink Waltz - Kristin McClement
Tomorrow never came - Lana Del Rey
Candles - Daughter
Snow in October - Chelsea Cutler
Where you come from - Britton Buchanan
Quote this tweet with sad songs you love so much and feel everyone should listen to.
You can share as many sad songs as you like.
Let's do this. 😭
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Reading the QTs and I can see that my babies are practicing wickedness like I raised them to. I’m proud of y’all.
as a man who’s attracted to women, what have you realized about them or you since you started dating?
It’s a safe space, dears.
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I don’t know man, but instead of putting money in “kolo ”, why not set up a daily target savings plan on PiggyVest. At least you’ll be earning interest on it. Instead of stacking away physical cash that will be less valuable than it was when you started.
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Here you go
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Now we're blaming it on illiteracy? Tell me with your chest that you don't know literate lecturers that harass female students, or literate bosses that antagonise their female subordinates for refusing their advances. Run that lie again.
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Because to you dimwits, politics is just a way to fill your pockets instead of service to the populace. You arrogant miscreants come on here to denigrate people that your principals have impoverished because we dare to want better. I hope you choke on your laughter you buffoon.
The way at look at those that have no clue about how politics works but are the loudest on twitter.
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Lol reminds of when I travelled by road from PH to Benin. This woman didn’t pay for a seat for her child and refused to lap her. This child was squeezing me on my seat and had the guts to say, “aunty you’re squeezing me.”. The way I scolded her mum. Like madam don’t piss me off.
She paid for two seats. The mother with the toddler didn’t. Those are her two seats to do with as she pleases.
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I hate rise and grind culture so much. I don’t want to be an entrepreneur, I don’t want to build a million dollar empire. I just want to do work that I love and make enough money to give my family the best life. Also, if we all become entrepreneurs, who will work for you?
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Thanks to the black girlies in TikTok, my makeup game is so next level now.
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@hermedo
@eketiette
Please just stop while you can. You're making yourself look worse by the second. You don't have time to know the vaccines that were given to YOUR children? But I'm supposed to use your experience to invalidate hers?
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I love that we’re all invested in getting everyone out of Nigeria but please let’s not sell people false hope. Yes you can pay your fees in installments but what about the initial deposit? And how much time do you have between payments?
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Well seems like I have just five months to save my career.
But seriously, privileged women stay chatting shit. If you have kids by 25, by 30 they’re five years old. Ain’t nothing “less hindrance” about a five year old child. And in all this, what is the child’s father doing?
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On a bus to NYSC camp. We didn’t speak throughout the journey, then we got to Bob Izua park and I had no idea how to get to camp. Thankfully, she asked where I was going and when I told her, she said, “See this one. So if I didn’t ask you’ll not open your mouth and talk?”
It's Thursday, and it feels like a good day to take a trip down memory lane. Tell us 👇
#MySolationJournal
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Brethren come and see oooooo! After, 15 long months, I have passed my driving test.
How much is Range Rover again?
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Resorting to beating up children is the laziest form of discipline. Y’all are so unwilling to learn how to treat children like human beings, so you deceive yourselves that you turned out fine. Meanwhile here you are, planning to physically harm a child that is not even born yet.
My child is def doing secondary school or part of it in Nigeria and my family members have my full permission to beat them when they move mad,that Naija hard reset is very important o because the nonsense I see here I cannot harbour such in my house.
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Once in about six months, I feel the strong urge to cook. Not rice, not spaghetti, but foods like chicken burgers and ewa agoyin that I know nothing about. Then I go into overdrive, read recipes online and I don’t rest until I’ve satisfied that urge. It always ends in tears.
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Can’t fit fam if you’re dead dears. Order that shawarma today. No one knows tomorrow.
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This man called into a radio show to tell the story of when his wife was detained overnight in 1997 and the policemen on duty tried to rape her. In his words, “policemen react the way they do to reports of rape because they themselves are rapists”. They are also murderers.
You will also be surprised that some men of the Nigerian Police Force are part and accomplices of many of these kidnapping gangs across the country.
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The condescension minority tribes have to constantly deal with. How can you call an entire tribe an adulteration? Just because Itsekiri shares some similarities with Yoruba (mostly in language), doesn’t mean they don’t have their unique culture. The OP didn’t even compare. Kmt
@_Mrkayy
@Morris_Monye
How? itshekeri is an adulterated Yoruba language.Meaning of itshekeri is ise Keri.(working from one place to other).If you are one of the richest then you stand in the same pedestal with Yoruba? REALLY?
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@TheMooreUWant_1
@Rose_Related
@Horlatunde
She's victim blaming. And funny enough, less than 20% of the rape stories I've heard had anything to do with the way the victim was dressed
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Isn't it time for CBN to round up all the N100 notes in circulation and burn them to ashes?
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Anyone who has lived in Ph knows that this is a very bad idea. Respectfully, Wike is a miscreant and has no respect for the rule of law. That’s the last thing we need.
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I decided to braid my hair after a long time and it reminded me of my daddy. The last time I did that, I was fresh out of NYSC and he paid for it because he wanted me to look good for my job interviews.
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That’s my younger brother guys. It runs in the family.
Perfect GPA in my last two semesters. Thank you lord for a beautiful ending🙏
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Someone really woke up and said you need wisdom and intelligence to decipher, Alaye jor jor jor. This is why Buhari is your president.
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Children are NEVER to blame for their abuse. The onus is always on the adult to do what is right. Young people are very impressionable and will do anything to please adults they think highly of. How don't you people understand? Like are you mad?
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We don’t owe anybody respect by virtue of their age. We’ll respect them when they respect our lives.
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