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Always this one. It’s perfection
If there were a “Sports Twitter” Hall of Fame, honoring the best sports-related tweets of all time, what would be your nominee?
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Mourinho x Turkish Super Lig? Like throwing a mento in some coke
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Next to Priti Patel’s heart
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*whispers* Waterstones can probably come off of your shit lists. We’re furloughed, we’re getting paid...and we’d really appreciate your online business to help make sure we have something to go back to once this is over 🖤
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I see Craig Charles has joined the long list of older men who turn into a Nan
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This picture has haunted me since the day I first saw it. I can’t look at it without something catching in my throat. Never forget that this 13yo boy’s family could not attend his funeral because his siblings had symptoms. Never forget what Johnson said tonight.
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Harry Kane thanks the staff of the hotel where he's been staying since his move to Bayern. The striker will now move into a new house with his family
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Why are two
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officers posing for a selfie with a man who’s spent the day whipping up the crowds at a far right rally?
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Jesus give Prince George an England shirt FFS. Stop wheeling him out in a business suit
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I really REALLY thought I couldn’t hate Ronaldo any more than I already do, but there we are, I can
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Mid-life, perimenopausal women - do you often feel just horribly shit? Hate the old person you see in the mirror? Feel pointless and directionless? Annoyed with everything about you? Asking for a midlife woman who just can’t seem to pull her socks up (me) ❤️
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The misuse of the term staycation might just end up being my Falling Down moment
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Highlighting the mis-use of “staycation” actually is important because it shows a lack of awareness about other people’s lives. A holiday is a holiday, no matter where you go. A staycation is having time off and staying at home. Taking no further questions at this time.
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@salihughes
I’ve been cross for weeks, but MPs gaslighting the nation over this is absolutely the last straw. I’m absolutely incensed.
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Can you recall a sports moment where an athlete displayed elite athleticism?
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@KathyBurke
He seems to be unwittingly holding mirrors up with his dignity and commitment to better things. The Tory MPs look ugly in it, and caring communities look beautiful ❤️
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@GaryLineker
Everyone who’s ever encountered domestic violence won’t thank you for this one. Not much of a joke.
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@GNev2
Gary, this is so irresponsible. Someone with your platform encouraging people to put the most vulnerable in society in danger is really disappointing.
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Just reading that Wayne Couzens was referred to as “The Rapist” by some colleagues. Maybe there’s a lesson to be learned about laughing at the bloke you think is dodgy around women? It’s quite fucking simple, really, isn’t it. Call that bloke out don’t fucking laugh about him.
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Whatever Charlotte Dujardin did, I can’t imagine it’s **ping a child. Shall we take a look at who’s playing volleyball in this olympics?
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Honestly, can anyone answer me why a bunch of unmasked covid deniers are politely walked through the centre of London while a vigil with mostly masked women was violently broken up?
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@jules_su
Amazing. I loved when he walked in front of the Queen during the guard of honour as well, making her walk around him when he stopped, like a giant toddler with no spatial awareness.
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Michael Fabricant on the radio saying everyone was having a quiet drink with colleagues after a long day - AT MY WORK WE COULDN’T EVEN GO IN THE STAFF ROOM AT THE SAME TIME
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@KathyBurke
@jackiepatie
@davidclewis
I went back to my bookshop job this week, although lots of people are lovely, ‘good will’ & ‘common sense’ are not overflowing. Maybe half use the sanitiser at the door, v little mask use, some tutting & eye rolling if you politely ask people to follow shop guidelines. It’s hard.
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Gareth Southgate is a good man. Changed the whole culture around our national football team and this is the most successful and most likeable England team of my lifetime
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My daughter is off to Roehampton Uni in a few weeks - so very proud of her ❤️❤️❤️
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Just been somewhere where I was stood about a metre away from Zendaya (randomly), and I can tell you that woman is so beautiful she GLOWS
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I feel really sad that personal details about Nicola Bulley have had to be released due to the absolute entitled insanity of pricks who think they know what happened because they listened to a couple of true crime podcasts. It’s been obscene.
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In 23 minutes I’ll be walking out of my current job for the last time
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If Neil Oliver wants to do one of his coastal walks today then so be it
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Quite out of the blue I've been reminded of the best two opening paragraphs of an article ever
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Sometimes I’m just in wonder that we can have such strong bonds with a completely different species. That she adores me as much as I adore her. Weird and lovely, innit.
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With sound on, PLEASE, go to instagram and look at Jack Grealish’s two consecutive stories (sound is important)
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Does “overdoing it” include flying via another country to get to your holiday home in a country you’re not supposed to travel to? Asking for an absolute arsehole.
Downing Street has warned people not to 'overdo it' when the
#coronavirus
#lockdown
is eased this weekend
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This is my husband who I’m so incredibly proud of. I can’t lie, the thought of bringing something so personal to our family out into the public domain in these times has me slightly on edge but what Mark says about bringing things into the light & helping others is key ❤️
Comedian
@immarkosullivan
to discuss his own sexual abuse in Channel 4 documentary
#MySexualAbuseTheSitcom
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@MarcusRashford
Your goodness and your positivity shines through everything you do. You face everything with such dignity and have made such a huge difference to so many people’s lives. I’m sorry some people are vile, I hope you know how loved you are by so many ❤️
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My daughter only went and passed them all! So proud of her, she’s struggled with anxiety for years and missed school because of it AND lockdown, and she’s bloody well passed them all ❤️❤️
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@KathyBurke
This is so lovely. Just this year I wrote a whole MA dissertation on the meaningfulness of stitched work. What you said about thinking of her through every stitch is the key to that and was reflected by so many people I interviewed. A stitched gift is love made tangible ❤️
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Honestly, even a few years ago, this would’ve been an unthinkable situation in a British supermarket. Absolute shambles of a country
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For any
#uncanny
fans, I’ve just re-discovered an old Cluedo set that belonged to my grandparents and look at the alternative name (
@danny_robins
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I am, admittedly, pretty much always heart over head, but bring this man back before he gets another job. Bring some love and belief back, if nothing else.
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@drphiliplee1
Honestly, it’s crazy. The one in my town was a seated protest, families 2m apart, listening to speakers etc. Really powerful but safe event. YET Facebook full of people with blah blah. I’ve been pointing out you are allowed to sit in a park like this but racists gonna racist.
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I miss Gordon Brown. Don’t come at me with all he did wrong, I’m not interested. There was integrity and decency which we haven’t seen for years.
I congratulate
@MarcusRashford
, not only for his degree but for standing up for millions in need.
Sparing people destitution and enabling families to both eat and have heat is a very basic investment in our nation's future.
#KeepTheLifeline
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Because you’ve pumped a load of shit into the sea, the weather is fucking awful and you’ve basically made this island into an unpleasant shithole, John.
Why not take a holiday break in the UK to avoid the delays into France? Plenty of great places to stay.
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Lockdown has made me realise why so many 50s American housewives were dosed up on tranqs.
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The whole aftermath of Baby Reindeer is absolutely fucking horrendous. The jokes, the newspapers, Piers Morgan, the whole lot of it
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@_HometownGlory
The shitloads of tweets like this mistaking Porro for Romero and demanding Romero should’ve been sent off for a 2nd yellow. This one a particular fave as it actually includes a photo of *checks notes* Pedro Porro
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I spoke to a man today who told me that during air raids when he was a kid, their cat would go and sit by the cellar door a good few minutes before it started, so as soon as they saw the cat there they’d go down, before the sirens had even started.
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The thought of
@antanddec
making funnies over a man who has helped to destroy this country and put the far right on the front foot makes me feel physically sick. Fuck them and fuck
@ITV
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My lovely husband
@immarkosullivan
has worked so hard for years and years to make something happen...and tonight at 10pm on
@Channel4
it actually will. Dreams can come true ❤️
@leeanddean
#leeanddean
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My 13yo has never had an interest in reading (despite being lucky enough to be surrounded by books) and yet he’s ploughing through this quickly and willingly. If he finishes it this may be
@MarcusRashford
’s biggest achievement yet 🤣 (hats off to
@Ankaman616
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Still can’t get over this save. At that point. In a knockout match. At the Euros. Incredible scenes.
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Put plainly, we're leaving an alliance with intelligent people like Merkel to beg for scraps from the deranged satsuma prince. Just 👌.
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Women will die. You don’t get rid of abortion, you just get rid of safe abortion.
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.
@NadineDorries
does need to decide, though, is she a TV presenter or MY ACTUAL FUCKING MP?
.
@GaryLineker
does need to decide though, is he a footie presenter or a candidate for the Labour Party?
We discuss on my show tonight on
@TalkTV
8pm !
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Absolutely sick of seeing footage of bald middle-aged white men doing that fucking aggressive pre-fight dance. The problem isn’t with Covid restrictions or Brexit or football (although they act as excuses) it’s with male violence.
Kicking off - bottles being throw at the police anti lockdown protesters and police fighting back with some punches at parliament square, a good 2000 protesters here and a heavy police presence …. In this heat it’s going to be a long day of clashes
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Erm, just had our house okayed by a rescue charity for this little lady. Fingers crossed 🤞 ❤️
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Sleep well, Vic. The best of cats, all purring, fluffy pawed gorgeousness with not one ounce of cat sass 💔😢
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@GaryLineker
@GeorgeLineker
Oh mate, how do you put up with this constant barrage of dicks making assumptions about you? So glad the NHS has been there for all of us.
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@DavidLammy
Every time I see one of these idiots tweet you, I want to tell you what a brilliant job you do and that I’m sorry you have to put up with this. It’s disgusting.
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How does his victim feel about having to watch him all over our screens? He needs to just go back to his life and stop with the sob story. And networks need to stop giving him airtime.
Olympian Steven van de Velde who was convicted of raping a 12-year-old girl says he 'doesn't identify with the teenager of ten years ago'.
More world news 🌏
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Fuck … and I cannot state this firmly enough … off
Dapper Laughs says he regrets making rape jokes now he's a dad to two daughters
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You can say what you like about our rose greige kit of mystery but it really makes the rainbow armband ping and for this it’s a yes from me
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Can’t stop thinking about yesterday’s heroes. Both getting their message across in the most astonishing way that this shit will not stand.
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Did I mention it’s MY wedding anniversary today? 11 years, mates.
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Reading Harriet Robson’s dad’s statement has made me even more concerned for her
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Me, popped out for a coffee. Phone call from son:
“Mum come home”
Me: “why?”
Him: “just come home, emergency”
Me: “OMG...what”
Him: “I’ve done a poo and it wouldn’t flush and I put the brush down and now it’s stuck...”
HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY
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I work in a shop and I can, with no hesitation, tell you that British people do not love a queue. They will huff, puff and sigh to ensure you know you’ve personally inconvenienced them. Stop romanticising fucking everything.
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@salihughes
@hoskas
@OwenJones84
I can’t even see his side of the conversation as he blocked me last week for calling him a prick to a friend (he wasn’t @‘ed in so he must’ve spent hours name searching), but I still know you are 100% right
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