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@MrsAlSwearengen
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4 years
@BenjaminPDixon @FreeRangeCritic Cops are doing a good job of teaching us white folks why Black people don’t trust them.
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@_roryturnbull Hi, I’m the professor’s beautiful, very well-toned girlfriend. I spend my evenings in yoga pants & midriff-baring spaghetti-strapped t-shirt. I walk around sawing a dry toothbrush back & forth in my mouth while we discuss your life & problems.
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@MrsAlSwearengen
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4 years
This guy has been Ian McShane for 78 years & aren’t we glad for that? May he have an excellent birthday 🎉
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@MrsAlSwearengen
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5 years
@AFP And look at him sitting like an emperor frog while every other person around him stands.
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@MrsAlSwearengen
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1 year
I slept ALLLLLLL day. Catching up on news. So far I’ve learned that Barbie hit Bill Maher over the head with a chair on a boat dock and he lost his crocs. Oh - and Donald Trump is still a big fat whiny b!tch on his way to prison.
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@MrsAlSwearengen
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4 years
I dreamed Mark Hamill gave me a mani-pedi. At one point he looked up from doing my nails & advised the best way to heal was to acknowledge what the last 4 years have done for us by looking in a mirror & crying. Mark, you are wise, brother.
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@MrsAlSwearengen
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6 years
@JasonOverstreet This guy lies worse than I did when I got in trouble for sneaking out of the house when I was 13 years old.
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2 years
I don’t know why Tim Curry is all over my timeline at the moment but I’m here for it 💚💛🧡❤️💜💙 💚💛🧡❤️💜💙 💚💛🧡❤️💜💙 💚💛🧡❤️
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4 years
Seth Bullock’s Deadwood home built in 1879 is for sale. $365,900.
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@MrsAlSwearengen
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11 months
Happy birthday to this great guy who deserves all good things. #IanMcShane
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@MrsAlSwearengen
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2 years
@caroljsroth I’m going to surprise everyone who knows me with this one.
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@MrsAlSwearengen
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4 months
@riffraffhands All these supposedly edgy stars like Billie Eilish and Kristen Stewart announcing they do “naughty” things as if they invented it 🤣
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@MrsAlSwearengen
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3 years
@swhitall It’s wonderful to see these hugely-talented legends take a stand like this. As a Boomer myself I’m glad to see those from my generation do it. But we need younger superstars to step up and be good examples to younger people. Where are @taylorswift13 @billieeilish @theweeknd ?
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@MrsAlSwearengen
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I don’t really care about many other actors who’ve gone full MAGA but when I see Jon Voight trending it just makes me sad. He has always been a great actor but he also used to be politically progressive and I just can’t understand what happened to him.
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@MrsAlSwearengen
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5 years
@1followernodad @JSilvey70 Lived in Dallas in 60’s. When I was 12 my dad took me to see The Beatles. Then next day he worked all day, came home to pick me up, drove all the way to Houston for 2nd Beatles show, drove back to Dallas, got home after midnight, then he got up & went back to work the next day ❤️
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@ValeeGrrl @karanbirtinna feeling the immense self-consciousness & embarrassment, not to mention horror of relieving myself in front of everyone else. I knew that I had been there, & I also remember knowing that my mother had died in that camp, I felt I knew it very well. 3/3
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@MrsAlSwearengen
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4 years
@THR ❤️😢🙂
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@MrsAlSwearengen
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2 years
I have never watched a single episode of any Real Wives season, yet I have just now watched this clip twice & now I’m questioning my entire TV watching life.
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Kim reading Kyle, Eileen, and Rinna in Amsterdam without breaking a sweat 🤭🥹
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@MrsAlSwearengen
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7 years
@TreyYingst See that little dark blue heart in the middle of Texas? THAT'S ME!!! 🙂
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@MrsAlSwearengen
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4 years
@RogueSNRadvisor We won’t even need DNA evidence. Just a photo with proof the kid was born with the Trump recessive chin.
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@MrsAlSwearengen
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1 year
You should watch JURY DUTY. James Marsden kills.
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@MrsAlSwearengen
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4 years
Thread!
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1) A stranger than fiction Roman ring mystery thread: this enigmatic Roman gold ring was found in a ploughed field near Silchester in 1785. The square bezel has a portrait of the pagan goddess Venus, inscribed backwards SUNEV for use as a signet ring by the owner. Curiously...
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@ValeeGrrl @karanbirtinna When I was very little I used to be sickened at the smell of pork cooking. I would run out of the house, angry & nauseated. My mom says she asked me why it made me so emotional. I wrapped my arms around her leg & said because it smelled like when she was cooked in an oven. 1/
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@MrsAlSwearengen
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Reading a George Conway tweet about being old enough to remember certain things younger generations never experienced. Made me wonder - How many of you remember phone numbers with 2-letter prefixes & no area codes? Austin had GLendale, GReenwwod, HIckory when I was young.
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@tokyoslumbers Saw therapist because I felt paralyzed, unable to act, on important issues causing total havoc & destruction in my life. Therapist pointed at a Nike “Just Do It” poster on his wall.
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@MrsAlSwearengen
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4 years
“You know the bottom is approaching when your circumstances are deteriorating faster than you can lower your standards.” - David Milch
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3 years
@ExileGrimm Once I saw a ‘MOVING - LOST OUR LEASE’ sign outside a business & my mother explained a lease was a paper that said they could rent out the building so I thought it had to be somewhere in their office, they just weren’t looking hard enough.
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@BeschlossDC @JoshMankiewicz Piggybacking with a Knott’s Berry Farm menu from 1961 found in my parents’ collection of vacation souvenirs. Filet mignon with all the fixings = $4
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@MrsAlSwearengen
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I’m pitching a movie to Scorsese where Leo DiCaprio plays Timothée Chalamet.
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3 months
I’m 71 years old & I’m here to explain the King Charles / Trish Paytas connection. In 2022 Youtube girl Trish predicted big announcement - then Queen Elizabeth died on day her daughter was born. Today Trish made big announcement another daughter born. All eyes turn to the king.
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@MrsAlSwearengen
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2 years
@metaplexmovies @PattyOFlaherty “Well, there goes that dream.”
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3 years
Answering my own tweet with this baby pic of my favorite account on twitter, Inca, the world’s smallest sheepdog.. @WSheepdog
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@MrsAlSwearengen
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4 years
Things I don’t give a shit about: 1. Adam Carolla
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4 years
@blaireerskine Georgia's election result will include legally cast ballots - and ONLY legally cast ballots. Period.
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@ValeeGrrl @karanbirtinna Then years later I saw a documentary on a woman who revisited a concentration camp in Poland. I remember watching with shock as I could predict where the “restrooms” where. When she walked into the bldg & I saw row after row of holes on thenwooden planks I burst into tears 2/
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@MrsAlSwearengen
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11 years
Seriously, is @withjohnhurt not the coolest cat in the entire film universe of movie land? http://t.co/Tcc4vSWJnS
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4 years
🎈Happy birthday to the fabbest, coolest, grooviest actor/musician/singer/writer/knower of trivia, Jeopardy champ, Twitter pimp & very good guy, @MJMcKean 🎸🎉🎶
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@MrsAlSwearengen
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You know you’re old when you hear it’s Donny Osmond’s birthday, and your first thought is, “Donny Osmond’s only sixty-six?”
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Let's a)l wish Donny Osmond a #happybirthday born Dec 9
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@MrsAlSwearengen
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@megstalter Once when I had PMS I called a guy with my lawn company to cancel my monthly service because I couldn’t afford them anymore & I 1. Started crying as I told them how great they had been, and 2. Heard myself in horror saying, “I love you,” at the end of the conversation
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4 years
Love it! And my boyfriend Jack Benny still manages to be the funniest guy on stage.
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I'd never seen this side of Raymond Burr...but I like it. #FilmNoirHeavies #PerryMason
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Hard to believe it’s been 20 years since Deadwood premiered.
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1 year
@romanroycunt Roman never got a final shot 😢
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6 years
Dearly Beloved, May you have a very Merry Christmas. From your pal, P.
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3 years
LANDSCAPERS is the best thing I’ve seen in a long time. “Nobody’s beyond help in ths world. That’s the point of this world.”
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@MrsAlSwearengen
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@NME And it was the worst 20 minutes of his life. (Credit to George Best)
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@MrsAlSwearengen
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@DanielleMuscato Sit in my backyard alone, listening to nature, feeling breeze on my bare arms & legs, with my eyes closed Sleep with my windows open Walk alone a few blocks to DQ for a Blizzard Walk *anywhere* without being hyper-vigilant Go out to get my mail And I’m 65 yrs old
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@ThatEricAlper A cowboy who runs a bookstore.
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@MrsAlSwearengen
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2 years
Today is my birthday ☺️ & I’m accepting good wishes from anyone who’s handing them out. Big love to you all ❤️💕‼️
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@LisPower1 I'm an old white woman who voted for HRC & thinks our president & his minions are f*cking deplorable; I wish Fox News would interview me.
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@hockeygal_17 @dotrat @Acyn The left side of the brain is responsible for controlling the right side of the body. It also performs tasks that have to do with logic.
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@MrsAlSwearengen
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10 years
@DanPatrick Third-generation Texan here, I vote, & I'm for gay rights. I may be old, but you're the dinosaur, sir.
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@MrsAlSwearengen
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6 years
@KendraJames_ More 70’s Ian McShane because OMG
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@PrimeVideo Deadwood. It set the entire series up while introducing each individual of the enormous cast, including the camp, which was a main character in its own right. I’ve never seen another series with such a promising, complete first episode.
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Just suddenly remembered that Breaking Bad episode opening with the Salamanca twins crawling through the little Mexican village to the Santa Muerte shrine. Breaking Bad was incredible, wasn’t it?? I miss TV this good.
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@Evanryt A dad sits at the head of the table giving the mom moody side-eye every time she tries to say anything nice & he never acknowledges your existence. The boxed mac & cheese is made with powdered milk & no butter. The girl across from you cries the whole time & never eats a bite.
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I’m loving seeing Jeff Bridges get his due on twitter, if not by his actorly cohorts, for his video game quip in that Hollywood Review interview. They all might be too young to remember TRON! He may be THE OLD MAN but he’s still got it.
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Ian McShane, yesterday. Al’s current facial hair on full display. #Deadwood #deadwoodreturns
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@MrsAlSwearengen
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A very old friend died tonight. She was no one special, she never worked anywhere important; just a single mom of a long dead son, a lover of books, food, music, her little family of dogs. Thinking of all the “nobodies” tonight who kicked the world up a notch just by existing. xo
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Happy birthday to Ian McShane. Thanks for all the good actin’ & fun & stuff over the years.
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1 year
People think of DEADWOOD as a filthy, muddy spectacle, but at times it was as beautiful as a classical painting or an expressionistic stage play. #Deadwood #AliceKrige @garretdillahunt
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9 years
Dang, do NOT let Paul McCartney trend again, I nearly had a heart attack.
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@MrsAlSwearengen
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1 year
Happy Juneteenth! On June 19, 1865, enslaved African Americans in Texas were told they were free. In 2021, President Biden signed legislation making Juneteenth, which commemorates the end of slavery in the United States, a federal holiday.
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As a full-blown adult who’s been around several blocks more times than even I can count the best advice I can think of to give young folks is to stop fucking comparing yourself to other people. This is the most self-destructive behavior people do to themselves.
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@SoozUK But they were so unique, total individuals, beholden to no one, and incredibly entertaining. I watched them avidly and have seen each episode more than once.
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GIRL POWER‼️ #GameofThrones ‼️‼️‼️
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For some reason fondly remembering Whitney Ellsworth calling his lavender wedding gloves “the rigor in New York City, whatever the fck that means.” #Deadwood
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@Nicole_Cliffe Xmas gathering watching old home movies, & a few scenes of me at age 4 or so. After many comments from family about how cute I had been, one aunt suddenly exclaimed, “What happened?” Hurt beyond all reason I blurted, “40 years of living with you.”
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Maurizio Lombardi - the cop in RIPLEY. Wasn’t he great? What a face and such elegance. Great physical mastery.
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4 years
@mattzollerseitz I keep thinking of cops going home at the end of their shift & bragging to their wives that they “got one in the eye tonight.”
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@TeaPainUSA “As soon as you realize that [something] is a problem, you should fix it. Don’t be a dumbass. That’s where my heart is. I would never dream of hurting anybody on purpose,” she said.
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@johnmoe In Dallas in 1964 while playing onstage with The Beatles, George Harrison nodded a warning at me to step down from my folding chair because an off-duty cop was heading for me. I was 11, screaming, & we were on the 7th row. My father sitting next to me was sipping from a flask.
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@sandibachom @muzkpwr I’m 70. I lived it. So many people today would never believe in a million years what women went through. I have countless examples of unbelievably humiliating, sexist, even dangerous experiences. We had no choice. We just withstood it. There was no one to help.
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@michelle_sham If you vote Republican then you are voting for Republican agendas. If you don't agree with them, why do that?
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@MrsAlSwearengen
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5 years
I wept at every kiss (& a half-dozen other times) 🍂🥃 #DeadwoodMovie
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@MrsAlSwearengen
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4 years
@SharonERCrowley @stopchrissy He feels so loved. This boy will be a meme for the rest of his life, won’t he?
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@MrsAlSwearengen
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3 years
@thesqvior Elsa Martinelli. I was 9 years old when I saw her in HATARI! & wanted to be her. Her character was chic, womanly, but able to run with the boys, headstrong, independent, & gorgeous in everything she wore.
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@MrsAlSwearengen
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6 years
Begins filming October 5, my little hoopleheads 🙂❤️ #DeadwoodReturns
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@MrsAlSwearengen
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5 years
Happy 15th anniversary DEADWOOD 🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑
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@MrsAlSwearengen
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3 years
DEADWOOD fans might appreciate my iPad wallpaper.
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5 years
@mattzollerseitz Although the French dialogue was minimal, the first foreign film I remember watching was THE RED BALLOON. I must have been around 5 or 6 years old. It started my lifelong fascination with Paris & got me out of my little Texas town box.
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7 years
I don't want him to resign, I want him to go through every step of impeachment, lose the presidency, & then go to jail. With his minions.
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@MrsAlSwearengen
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2 years
On my #BetterCallSaul rewatch last night watched S3Ep10 “Lantern.” I don’t even have to explain which one this was to fans. @MJMcKean I just have to say one more time how good you were using so few words in this one - the closeups of Chuck’s face said everything. 💔
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5 years
“It took me three weeks to find a photographer who specializes in period, large-format photography and I convinced him to record a whole bunch of magnesium flashes. You could hear the sizzle of the power burning on the metal. I just love that sound so much.”
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5 years
Look, @GloriousAllianc ! Have you and Smoothie ever had your own wading pool????
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4 years
@blaireerskine When it’s your husband who has the child-bearing hips.
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@MrsAlSwearengen
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8 years
Ain't no Frank N Furter like a Tim Curry Frank N Furter. #RockyHorror
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@MrsAlSwearengen
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3 years
Can I get an attagirl from fellow #NEISvoid spoonies? I managed to walk all the way across my house & back to load-up a shopping bag full of supplies like bottled drinks, snacks, cleaning items, & bring back to my bedroom. I’m set now for a couple of days. BIG TRIUMPH! 😃
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@MrsAlSwearengen
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3 years
A friend forwarded me this recent sweet photo of David Milch with “the cat who adopted him.” I wanted to share it with everyone who loves & admires Mr. Milch, as I do. I know we all wish him well.
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@MrsAlSwearengen
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1 year
Happy Pride Month, hoopleheads!
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@MrsAlSwearengen
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1 month
Good morning, hoopleheads!
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