Tarquin Fauntleroy
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Pot Noodle on toast. Keep the Tories OUT.
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The tories are out, finally.
Don't ever forget what they did during their 14 years of misrule.
Don't forget the people they failed, the people who suffered & died because of the tory's decisons.
If you need reminding, watch this.
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I know some of you are leaving here or considering it & I understand & respect your decision. I haven't had your Twitter experience. This is not an attempt to change your mind.
I'm a tiny account, with a small, quiet voice, but I'm staying & this is why.. 1
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Rant over. I don't like the tories or Reform, in case you were wondering.
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@clairebubblepop
Yep, bots or Russian operated accounts. Have you noticed the sexbots seem to have disappeared?
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Very much enjoying the utter battering Johnny 'Rupert' Mercer is getting today. Absolutely deserved. What a prick.
#johnnyminge
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Labour have been in power for a day & already they've appointed competent people that have a passion for their job. This is good, these are nice things. 4
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Well done London!!!
Now this rancid, lying bag of arse porridge can disappear forever. Good riddance.
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The tories & Reform are the worst example of humanity. They have no place here. Don't ever forget who they are, what they stand for & what they've done.
They're out, for now at least. Let's make sure they stay out. 12
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For 14 long, gruesome years, the tories have fucked us over & bled us dry. They've had their fingers in the till & helped themselves to whatever they fancied & we were powerless to stop it. 2
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The tories & Reform hate the idea that Labour are going to make things better for us, because it means we might be less inclined to vote the tories back in. 5
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They deliberately & ruthlessly stripped us of whatever they could, without giving it a second thought.
Finally we did stop it & now we've got a Govt that genuinely gives me hope for the future. 3
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So, the Tories, Reform & the right wing tory owned press are going to go after Labour, to try to make them look bad, incompetent & corrupt - the exact traits the tories showed us they were, for 14 years. 6
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This is the tory plan & their way of getting themselves back into power, so they can steal from us once again.
Don't fall for it. A conservative government will not work for you, they work for themselves. 8
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They enjoyed stealing from us & would love to go back to doing it again as soon as possible.
Over the coming days, weeks, months & years Labour are going to get hammered from all sides. 7
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The Tories & Reform want to take what they can from you & give you nothing in return. They want you to work until you die. You are nothing to them other than a resource to be used, abused & cast aside. 9
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The tory & Reform train of thought is this - If you're ill, tough shit, die. If you're disabled, you're a drain on society, die. If you're claiming benefits, you're a scrounger, get back to work & pay your tax. 10
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If you're an immigrant, you're not welcome & are only here to fleece the country. If you're muslim, you're a terrorist & you're here to enforce Sharia Law or some bollocks. If you're LGBTQ then you're a weirdo & have no place in society. 11
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Just in case anyone had any doubt that Kev here is a complete scumbag, here's some more proof..
🚨So it's clear
@KEdge23
has a massive problem with Angela Rayner buying and selling her council house, making a profit. But after one of our followers unearthed this tweet and sent it to us, it appears Kev's got a history. We wonder if his partner
@ElliotColburn
agrees.
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@dunny61a
@johnsweeneyroar
Neill, if your goal was to make people realise you're a massive c*nt, well done. You did an excellent job.
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@supertanskiii
@AdamBienkov
12 years ago I think I must have been transported through a wormhole into a parallel universe where everything is really, really shit..
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@thatcymraes
This was always gonna happen.. Too much beer, too much coke, too few brain cells.. 🤷
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@simonharris_mbd
That 'hand grenade' is clearly an anus, which is even worse in my opinion.
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@MarinaPurkiss
@supertanskiii
@gemmagould
@ChirpyChet
@jpxan71
Oh. Looks like someone's corrected his Wiki..
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@NikaMelkozerova
As far as I'm concerned, he gets a pass.
If it was a Ukrainian air defence missile, everyone needs to ask why it was deployed in the first place.
The fault lies with russia, the blame lies with russia.
russia can sink into the sea for all I care..
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@RussInCheshire
I really hope you reconsider, but if you don't, thanks for everything. Your stuff on here has been brilliant.
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@simonharris_mbd
Approx 30 schools in Essex alone are affected by this, including Kingsdown School in Southend. It's a special school, so no idea where those poor kids are going to go..
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@Peston
He'll blame the ECHR & try to take us out of that and it's your job to point out how terrible that would be.
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Susan Hall, tory mayoral candidate, has been lying throughout her campaign.
Amongst others, she's lied about ULEZ, lied about crime, lied about being pickpocketed & lied about a car tax in order to harvest voters data.
Don't trust her, don't vote for her.
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@PhillipsPOBrien
I really hope the russian army encounters several major problems and fails to solve any of them..
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@clairebubblepop
I'm only guessing, but the sexbots are now Reform bots, to try & influence the election.
Well, they're too late for this one, but Reform might get a bit of traction from it.
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Dear People of Clacton,
Nigel Farage is a racist, a liar & doesn't care about any of you.
He is tricking you into voting for him.
He's picked Clacton because he thinks you're stupid & as racist as he is.
If you vote for Farage, you are proving you're stupid & racist.
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I can't wait to come on here on Friday to see every single dishonest, disingenuous shit gone forever. Good fucking riddance to them all.
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@HYarner
I'm genuinely hoping twitter will be better now. There won't be day to day, hour to hour tory scandals for a start.
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@reece_dinsdale
Obviously johnson knew about all of it, so did the rest of the tories, but so did the MET POLICE. The whole lot of 'em were ignoring it & treating it as a joke.
Thousands died. This is how the tories reacted.
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@KyivIndependent
He should probably tell putin to get the russian troops out of there then, right?
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I don't know what to say other than thank you to the legends that recommended me & thank you all for the follows.
I think I followed everyone back, but if I didn't, give me a nudge.
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@supertanskiii
I wasn't planning on getting drunk tonight, but I'm gonna need a skinful just to forget what I've just read & get to sleep..
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@gemmagould
Oh dear, it looks like someone changed his wiki page.
Who could that have been I wonder?
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As much as I want the tories out & gone from my TL, I'm keen to see them finally brought to justice wrt Partygate, Russia Report, PPE VIP, Test & Trace, etc etc.
Them getting what they deserve over the coming months or years is a tory story I'm well up for.
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It's likely the tories are getting smashed on July 4, but we need to remember it's not just the tories, it's also the people who have made a lot of money out of them - their mates, the media, their donors.
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Vote the tories out & keep them out
They want to:-
1 Take everything from you - NHS, benefits, services, everything
2 Help themselves to public money to line their own pockets
3 Rig votes so they can stay in power
4 Stop MSM reporting tory corruption
5 Make you work until you die
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I know this will probably disappear into the interweb ether, but I'd just like to say to all those putting themselves through
#PMQs
, you have my absolute respect & awe. I'd have a skipful of smashed up telly's & furniture outside my house if I watched it.
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I have a few mutuals with this pig, just letting you know..
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@AdamBienkov
I don't understand why farage is given air time. He's irrelevant.
I'd rather hear the opinion of the drunk guy I saw on the way home having a wee in the phone box..
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@gemmagould
Absolutely horrific scenes in Llandudno this afternoon as a crazed mob of goats unleash pure hell and carnage, leaving the entire town as a no-go area.
#MobWatch
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@supertanskiii
She is great & will be a huge loss. I can't believe she's only 29. I thought she was a fair bit older than that. Not because she looks it, because she's clever, wise beyond her years.
I was still lighting my farts at 29..
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Susan Hall doesn't care about you. She won't help you, she won't do anything to benefit you. She's a liar & cannot be trusted.
Remember this on Thursday.
Don't vote for a liar. Don't vote for Susan Hall.
Susan Hall is a liar. She's lied throughout her campaign.
Think about that & ask yourself - 'How can she be trusted?'
She can't, she's a liar. She doesn't deserve your vote.
If you don't want to vote for Sadiq Khan, then Count Binface is a better option than Hall.
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I stumbled across this..
If we didn't already know pro reform accounts run by Russians.
This is a map from a website run by a Reform candidate. Note the Russian names🤔
That's why I don't bother to engage with them. They're fake accounts that can't even vote here
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Hi all & hi to all those new followers. It's good to meet you.
I have been informed that it's not a good idea to follow everyone back quickly. Twitter sometimes thinks this is bot or unusual activity & I run the risk of getting a ban.
I will follow you back, but it'll take time
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It's fine everyone, I've solved any food crisis forever. Behold! My bountiful potato crop!
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@SkiptomyLoulou
I had a similar victory with my dad. It's a lovely feeling.
(Although he's been coming out with some shite recently, which is making me wonder..)🤦
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Susan Hall is a liar. She's lied throughout her campaign.
Think about that & ask yourself - 'How can she be trusted?'
She can't, she's a liar. She doesn't deserve your vote.
If you don't want to vote for Sadiq Khan, then Count Binface is a better option than Hall.
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Morning All. Thanks for the follows & interest. I'll do my best during the day to follow back & interact as best I can.
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I'm convinced she did this on purpose.. 😂
@ChirpyChet
@jpxan71
@gemmagould
(Btw Gemma, looks like your search ban has ended, not the case for Chirps or JP sadly..)
Just Lee Anderson getting called a prick on Sky News last night x
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This is not an exhaustive list, not in any particular order & I've almost definitely missed some great people off inadvertently, but these lovely lot have made my year much more enjoyable, thank you all & I hope 2024 is a brilliant year for you.
(list below)👇
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So, today so far, since I logged on at 12 - Victoria Atkins, Badenoch, Rees-Mogg & professional dimwit Carole Malone all doing a combination of lying, talking bollocks & generally being really shit humans, yes?
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I was very young, but it's like wiping your arse with an empty crisp packet.
As absorbent as cling film.
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@Matthew82069336
I've voted to strike in both ballots we've had over the last couple of weeks.
Record no. of voters (77%), record no. of 'Yes' votes (97.4%)
We've had enough.
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The UK is shite, the tories are shite, the state of the planet is shite.
The 2020's is shite.
Have some non-shite UK scenery..
Top left Castell Dinas Bran - Llangollen
Other 3 surrounding Llyn Idwal, Pont Pen-y-benglog
Wales...
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Thank you all for the support the other week, it was much needed & appreciated.
My Uncle's funeral is today. 😢
May was shite, June can do one too.
Lost my Uncle this evening. He'd been ill for a while, but it was pretty sudden. RIP mate.
May has not been a good month.
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@SuellaDe
Yes she is. Full admiration for her. She also had a Ramones t-shirt on, if I remember correctly. Class!
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If you don't follow these lovely people, what are you even doing here?
@thatcymraes
@jpxan71
@ChirpyChet
@stuzi_pants
@gemmagould
@BlokeOnWheels
@JohannaSaunders
@SkiptomyLoulou
@dave43law
@SianaNache79742
@i_iratus
@other_mrs
@BillyVacant
@June22Ali
@clairebubblepop
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@snarky_kate
A billionaire that's been helping himself & his family to hundreds of millions of taxpayer pounds, kind of like the biggest welfare recipient in the country..
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@Nurseborisbash
Why are you getting abuse??
You're a nurse that doesn't like boris johnson.
What's not to like?
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I'll never get bored of telling people how shit I think our National Anthem is. A dreary durge. As inspiring as cold tea.
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@KyivIndependent
johnson very rarely tells the truth
Johnson: I will do everything in my power to starve Putin’s war machine. = Johnson: I will do everything in my power to starve Putin’s war machine (as long as it doesn't negatively affect me or the tory party).
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@Rosa_Orchid
@AseyevStanislav
@olgatokariuk
I don't think putin will sign a peace agreement & even if he does, he won't honour it..
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Nigel Farage is a disgusting individual & his Reform 'party' is shite
Nick Robinson rightly asked "Why do you think that people with extreme and unpleasant views rally to your cause?"
Because Reform caters for racists & idiots
The Reform accounts on here are the same, unpleasant
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Goodbye to 2023 & Hello to 2024.
I have no idea what to expect, but hope to carry on sharing the day to day with all you lovely lot.
From the people I've known for a while to the ones I've just met, I hope 2024 gives you everything you want & more.
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@MarinaPurkiss
I really don't like the idea that, once he's finished ruining everything for the people of the UK, he runs away to a life of luxury in the US.
I'd prefer it if he spends a decade or two in prison here first.
Can you sort that out for us Marina?
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@BBCBreaking
Might have more to do with the tanking Russian economy than the war. BP trying to make themselves look better than they are..
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This will be my pinned tweet until I die.
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Thank you all for the messages & support today. You're a lovely bunch.
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@SkiptomyLoulou
Everyone needs a rest & yeah, I hope to hear from them again. Somehow I fear I won't though & it saddens me.
I think the next couple of weeks on here will be almost normal.. Boring even. It feels kind of refreshing.
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@olehbatkovych
I'd appreciate a translation if anyone would be so kind.. my Ukrainian is non-existent..
Thanks
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My broadband isn't working. I'm posting this via my phone & the signal is terrible, so it's taking ages.
I'll get around to following you all back ASAP.
Cheers!
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ABSOLUTELY DO NOT VOTE FOR THE CANDIDATES REES MOGG HAS MENTIONED.
This is an attempt at a land grab which will then be ruined so mogg & his cronies can make themselves money.
Rees Smugg trying to put tory shills into the National Trust board.
Don't let him.
#ToriesCorruptToTheCore
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Lost my Uncle this evening. He'd been ill for a while, but it was pretty sudden. RIP mate.
May has not been a good month.
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@GaryLineker
The problem though Gary, apart from the fact Dorries is as thick as concentrated pig shit, is that the interviewer never challenges any of them on the crap they spew..
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@badlydrawnbates
@Suggy1983
@alanshearer
Yeah and maybe if Alan Shearer had banged his brothers wife he would have played until he was 40 too..
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@NoContextHumans
I know Dominoes is directly opposite this guy's house and I know he's fat, but to be fair to him, it's probably delivery only at the moment because, you know.. pandemic..
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@jpxan71
'Stifferent' - an affliction where one can only get a hard on whilst watching the suffering of others?
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@supertanskiii
Dan Roan has said that players & managers may not give interviews to BBC journos too. They have the 'full backing' of the PFA.
Shove that up your arse BBC, you shitbags.
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@reece_dinsdale
Thanks Reece, very kind of you. My twitter has now exploded. 😂
I'll be spending the next month or so following people back!
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