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Right
I’ve had enough
Just found out that a bloody Italian car company has started using OUR flag
The St George’s cross is OURS!
A true English born saint
I’m raging
#StGeorgeflag
BREAKING: Queen Camilla is taking a break from public duties for some "downtime", which means that NONE of the four most senior royals - King Charles, Queen Camilla, Prince William and Kate Middleton - are working right now.
All is not well with the Royal Family. 💁♂️
Mars launch limited edition chocolate bar to commemorate the lifetime of sacrifice and public service of
@LeeAndersonMP_
All profits to go to Anti-Tory Bullying charities
#30pFlee
#StopBullyingLee
Man in pink, "A lot of the asylum seekers coming over are drug dealers, criminals from other countries"
#BBCQT
"We're sending loads of money over to France and it's doing nothing"
"This Rwanda plan is a brilliant idea by the Conservative party. It's being stopped by idiots
@LeeAndersonMP_
You posted about a Holiday Inn in your psych housing “illegals”
They weren’t
Then a holiday inn elsewhere gets attacked
Cause and effect Lee
You promote violence
You should resign
There is no place in this world for bullies
@LeeAndersonMP_
has been bullied
Please respect Lee, and what the terrible lefties have done to him
Lee is a shattered man
He is devastated
Please support Lee
Tory 'rebel' Lee Anderson says he couldn’t vote against Sunak's Rwanda bill because “the Labour lot were all giggling and laughing and taking the mick”
@OliverDowden
It’s not free, you liar
It’s £8m
Of public money
If Charlie boy wants an ego trip he should pay for it himself
It’s only 66% of the cost of andrews hush money
Bargain
Have you seen
@LeeAndersonMP_
?
We have concerns for Lee’s safety
Last seen stumbling around the Palace of Westminster mumbling about “sniggling”
If seen, approach with caution. He is known to run into a different room if he feels threatened
info to: FindLee
@FuckTheTories
.com
Here’s Tory MP Sally Ann Heart proposing that people with learning disabilities should be paid less than other people… because she’s a raging shitpirate…
Listen to the gasps from the audience who are absolutely stunned by the malevolence of her words
Hi
@LeeAndersonMP_
I really want to get into sustainable coal
I’m planting this today
How long before I get a decent crop?
I’m guessing either April next year
Or
In 360 million years
Can you help?
God the arrogance of
@RosieisaHolt
Typical bloody Tory
The plan stick to the plan
I hope she has her “Portillo moment” at 3am on a Friday morning in a dreary sports hall in whichever shit for brain’s consistency she’s MP for
#HoltOut
@BylineTimes
Hartley-Brewer: You'd leave asylum seekers to drown in the channel?
Ben Habib: Absolutely.
JHB: That is not a policy that a civilised country should endorse.
BH: Why is that uncivilised?
Imagine being so despicable, even Hartley-Brewer can't abide you.
@Spen692
Stop talking bollocks
I was working at a count on Friday
We were all given pencils
To mark bundles when they were not 25s
It’s really quite simple
Well I never expected that
Congratulations
@benhabib6
You are this weeks
#CuntoftheWeek
With 82% of the vote (don’t get excited - you’ll never poll anywhere near that again)
Well done
@DPJHodges
after stern competition from me you’ve won a very prestigious award
Sadly it’s not “journalist” of the year
But you are-
#CuntoftheWeek