Monty_Hasashi🫧
@Monty_Hasashi
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Full time hater. Certified broke boi. Energy and vibes through the stratosphere. Challenger Hellcat fanboy🫠
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Wewe pia acha kujifanya victim hapa. I recognize your efforts, hio sikatai lakini mbona hujibu swali umeulizwa? What happened on that night where you people suddenly changed your minds? Jibu swali na uache theatrics mingi hapa madam
Notice how Nyakundi is Turning on us and not talking about Osama? Once an extortionist always an extortionist!!
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Going private with 188k followers is nasty business, bro the opps are already in there with you 💀
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Lakini growers hua tunakapitia saa zingine ju huezivaa ata sweatpants ju ni vestigial structure. Lakini ushike dem anaiangalia tu vile inaamka kama soldier pale Vietnam inafika 6 inches. Anaona ni kama ni magic, and that's how God smiled upon us
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@Oliat_
Mwingine alisema everyone has a plan for Africa lakini the Africans themselves are planning to go to heaven 😂
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I know there's a lot of The Boondocks fans out there so leo acha niwaangushie moja of the man, the myth, the legend, Robert Jedediah Freeman😂🔥
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@BlacKosgei
I want to know why the fuck would a doctor perform a surgery to remove tonsils from a child. It can be easily cured by radically changing the diet. Huyo daktari afungwe immediately
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@NATERERUN
Lmao these guys couldn't compete with Tiktok now they gotta bring up something to eliminate the competition 😂
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Elon got cooked so hard he deleted the comments and took away the ability to reply to it😂and yet he walks around talking about "I'm the bastion of free speech" fuck you Elon Musk 🤣
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William Ruto buying American carvings because Kenyan carvings are expensive
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@Brandboy_
Karibu niseme this one time I had a babe tukakunywa tap water na popcorns weekend lakini naona umeteseka kunishinda 😂😂💔
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@nicoleviar
Ayaya mambo imechemka. If you need a wedding dress or ring, I know a guy. Very affordable and quality products
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@belladonnarthy
@El_khaemba
Champ ameokota veteran. Si ni wewe ulieka threads vile baby daddy alikua anakuona war na masister kukulia bwana😂💀
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@kingNyamu
@Osama_otero
Ever since he took over Safaricom has been getting worse everyday, kila saa unapigia mtu ama ukipigiwa unaambiwa mteja na simu iko on, immediately after unapata message ya you tried calling me
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You mean like me?
I love and respect all artists but you see those people that use pen?? 😂
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@njambifever
Wazungu wengi at this point in time are pedophiles kwanza the rich ones akina Epstein and the like. They pay millions even billions to sexualize kids and exploit them. It's sick and disgusting
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@iamjuddah
Mercedes hukua watu wazuri sana, you can call them uwaambie wakupee gari upige picha nayo at a small fee of course. Wataleta any Mercedes model kwa lorry, piga picha zote alafu watarudisha dealership. At least that's what my friend told me😂
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@Najiber
@C_NyaKundiH
From what I've seen on this app, Nyakundi is the most reliable source of information. He does his research. Him asking Hanifa a simple question doesn't make him an anarchist, this is the the same logic that communists and liberals use by the way
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@Brandboy_
I've said it before and I'll say it again, accountability to women is like a foreign concept from another planet in a language unknown to them. She probably has bad taste in men. Dem analia vile men are trash anasahau taste yake ndio trash
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I literally just got out of class 30 minutes ago and sketched this. Behold, the embodiment of hatred, Mr Stinkmeaner himself😂najua the boondocks fanboys are going to have a field day with this one
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It's impossible to pick my all time favorite works so I'll use these for now. I'll be updating at least weekly 🎨
Kesho I'm dropping 4 art pieces. I'll pin them for future reference again, if you know any art galleries nipeleke huko and if I get some money, nakupea 40% of the art money. Doctor's honor. Artist's honor. On behalf of all my X followers, I bid thee goodnight😌
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@Lil_Aziiz
What I will say is that I am TRULY impressed na hio grammar. Really mature conversation lakini tracking your partner is immature. Najua dem alikua akilia akisema "I can get any man I want" na huyu clearly hamtaki, I'm dying 😂😭
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If we're being honest white people are responsible for the extinction of many animal species. What other race casually shoots animals for fun? Just killing indiscriminately and hanging trophies on the walls. I'm so happy seeing these old bastards get whipped away
South African Gen Z chasing Whites who hunt and kill Wildlife
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V8 is not a car. It's an engine. The engine has 8 pistons, 4 on the left and 4 on the right in a V formation. Sio gari inaitwa V8, it's a car with a V8 engine.
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Time wazungu walikua wanaunda guns and making important scientific discoveries, wazee wetu walikua wananusa meffi kuona kama ya ya juzi inanuka kuliko ya jana.
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@Adrian_realest
Nilikataa kukojoa buana UTI karibu inimalize😂nilimeza Azithromycin 1.5 grams mkojo ilikua inatoka white
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@BravinYuri
I used to do things like this but on a smaller scale. I would book an Airbnb for let's say 3k, tell babe its like 8k let's split ju in babe obviously 😂 she sends 4k, hio ndio inalipa room na fare yake kukuja na kurudi. Food I catered for ju it's only a night😂 I changed though
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@polo_kimani
Na vile naona bado watu wanakimbia AMACO for insurance. Shida ni these adults hujiona so fucking smart hawataki kuskia anything from vijana kama sisi
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@AceGabbana13
@rahsh33m
Imagine being absent from your daughter's life to the extent you don't even recognize her face, name or social media handles. That is just sad
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@Brandboy_
Chobo ua was a dangerous game walai😂😂msee anapigwa bana kitambo afike goal post ashapigwa ngoto kadhaa kwa kisogo. And funnily enough, jamaa anarudi kwa game na revenge so next victim atakiona😂these kids wa juzi can't relate because they're pussies.
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History is amazing. Kumbe the Japanese committed war crimes zenye nilijaribu kupost Twitter ikakataa. They brutalized the Chinese and some other natives. Horrible crimes, they never apologized btw. Uzuri anime really saved those guys😂ilisafisha CV kila mtu akasahau hizo crimes.
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@Brandboy_
Mimi niliona mwingine akisema time boy wake alimforce kuabort, alichukua hizo remains alikua anampikia bit by bit. Zikaisha and just told the man he'd eaten his child. Fear women, Jesus can't save them, why should we try?
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@Montie_256
As a Monty myself to another Monty, don't do it bruv. Huyo ashamwagiwa ndani anataka umwage pia wewe na hio kichwa yako kubwa ulee mtoto wa wenyewe. My advice, don't have sex with her for about 2 months or 3. Asipopata ball, proceed. Akipata ball, too bad
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Didn't have enough time ju nilikua nafua but lemme introduce everyone's favorite pimp, A Pimp Named Slickback 😂 I love this sketch, Obama Smoothline for the win. I will fine tune this man, he's a legend.
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@BRUCETEEL
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A man is trying to expose the filth and you're here talking about scoring points with Republicans. Says a lot about you and your moral stance
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@Recinne_
He's experiencing a phenomenon called sunk cost fallacy. He can't let it go because he has invested a lot of energy and money into it. Ni kama tu senye duka inaanguka lakini bado unaeka pesa hoping it won't fail because you sacrificed so much to start it up.
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@Brandboy_
I came to terms with the fact that kupata job sio rahisi, I don't think it's even in the books for me and even if I do land one I'll just use it as a stepping stone to something greater. But that's just me
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@iamjoseh_
The reason why I like Kibe is that he says whatever he says, ni wewe utaamua vile utaichukulia. My aunt hates him though 😂
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Exposure is very important. Toka kwenu, enda ishi town and see how people behave. Hata Nairobi watu hukua busy but ukiwapata jioni kwa plot wakiwa free, talk to them. Learn other cultures, learn a new language. Appreciate dating other tribes, usikae tu kwenu all your life.
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@Brandboy_
Mtu unaanza aje kudate class rep, hio ni kama a well-known criminal aanze kudate OCS buana
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@polo_kimanii
Mtu hata hajui bei ya White Cap lakini mkianza kudate gaidi inataka Hennessy extra rare cognac, ghasia
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@gaddafi236
Hii sasa ni emotional blackmail. But it doesn't change the fact that they made poor choices and now they have to deal with the consequences. All of us have to deal with it because a majority of us voted for mediocrity, it is what it is
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@Brandboy_
The effect of watching too many Disney cartoons 😂by the way hizo cartoons huportray relationships as perfect and magical and some girls take that mentality seriously
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Principal Secretary wa National Treasury ati amegongwa na matatu akadedi. A freaking matatu bruv. OK
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@FellMentKE
Long nails like seriously, I was out the other day with a female friend and all I thought about was how she wiped her ass with those nails the entire date
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@iam_kendiii
You know, there's a reason why ancient civilizations all around the world came together and banned women from speaking in public
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Avoid wamama, oohh don't date an older women, sijui don't desire your aunties. Bro, nipate mumama anakaa hivi I'll get in there so deep itabidi amenizaa tena.
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@Brandboy_
Kama mimi nilizaliwa time mzae alimaliza highschool. Time aligraduate uni alikua ashapata my siz nilikua around 4. Saa hii niko karibu kumaliza shule na sina dem 😂😂 I've failed my old man buana
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@TheOtherDelo_
Kama kuna mtu I despise ni paedophiles. I swear those guys are evil. Wafungwe tu na simiti kwa shingo watupwe kwa ocean, we don't need those weirdos in society
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@Ja_Konyango
Hua wanakuingiza baridi, unaitisha smokie alafu unaikula ukiangalia kama gari bado iko hapo nje. Kitambo nilikua nabuy food nakulia ndani ya gari
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@Brandboy_
Timeout saa zingine. Unamuavoid for a few minutes until she acts right. But that's just me
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@BuscoPoder
Hapo nayo Samidoh alicheza long game. It needs a strong stomach kuvumilia a cheater. Personally nakuanga petty, naezaeka grudge hata miaka thate faef lakini hio kiboko lazima nikupige moja safi uende Mathare. Akaamua tu kuonyesha bibi she fucked up big time
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@MrRightke
Hakuna encryption Whatsapp, all the data inaonekana tu. Ukitaka privacy tumia tu Telegram. Very encrypted, very secure. Hata Spain naskia wanataka kuiban for some reason, maybe politically motivated. Ama 4Chan, pia hio site naskia iko anonymous
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A lot of people love the boondocks gaddemit 😂 legendary show right there. I don't think they'll ever remake it because this new generation loves getting offended and boy, that show clowns everyone. Hakuna mtu ako safe kwanza the rainbow coalition walikula strays mbaya sana
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Kaumbwa na 220k followers anauma retweets tano na likes tatu kama mimi😂😂
Deplatforming helps sana. Mbona bigwigs na more than 100k followers wanapata 15 RTs na t0 likes?😂😂.
Kwanza clique ya traitors. Hahaha naisha man. Nlidhani twitter yangu haifanyi kazi.
#RutoMustGo
#NaneNaneMarch
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@254planner
Kukaa mbele was a privilege, not a right. Also, they had specific departure times meaning ukiamka late ni hivo you won't go anywhere
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@Kimuzi_
Ngoja next election atasmile na hizo dimples kwa billboards alafu your women will vote with their vaginas instead of their heads
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@njeng_Ah
Hata mimi nimeona hivo bana, mashoga wako loaded mbaya sana. Alafu apo kwa art nayo kama babako hana millions mahali in a safe achana nayo😂
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Grown ass man who clubs like a teenager and talks about 20 year old women all day telling another grown ass woman to act her age?
I love Tracee Ellis Ross but it kinda sucks when a woman refuses to act her age
If she was in her 20s or 30s I'd get it but she's 51
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@Nyasimi_
Back in highschool I used to see some of his tweets kwa status za watu. Alikua na akina Kafangi, the original one with really fire tweets. I remember those days.
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