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@HermanMashaba
To be Honest Vusi, hardly uses that language and I fully get his frustration.
It’s crazy how in 2020 we still have schools with no BASIC sanitation , areas with no water, classrooms with 60kids,a legal system that hardly ever gets ANYTHING done (women are dying daily mara fokol)
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@LukanyoMngqolo
There’s levels to lento , I ain’t never seen cereal home made 😅next she be making home almond milk I tell you 😭👌🏽
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@MlamuliSA
Yeah lol my current and previous I got through LinkedIn
I follow the tech recruiters , and people who do what I do - that way I see when jobs are available then I DM them for details on the roles.
Works pretty well for ME . Plus I practically live on LinkedIn
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@Mo_Magoda
I’ve never understood this - thieves literally just be sitting and seeing their targets from the comfort of their homes.
Ngapha people who post ,even tag where they live and work🤦🏽♂️bro not everyone online is there for chuckles , abanye are on a mission.
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@Riri_Roundy
@LeratoMannya
Well damn , they even apologized for taking long? Lol lana you must FORGET you are just reporting it for a case number 🤣
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@ThembiMatroshe
They can accuse
@LeanneManas
of anything but being racist? Hell no!
We grew up watching her and Vuyo before school growing up … seen her for decades engage with people of all races and creeds.
She called a spade a spade here …
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@LudidiVelani
Again I ask - the 30+ passengers just sat there and watched? Smh adults ba manje are something else
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@ThusoMbedu
saw this while in line .
Love your work 👌🏽🤝. Loved Underground Rail road and The Women King.
@GQdotcoza
🔥
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@KoketsoResane
lol okes think this is their fathers house 🤣that they can just skip SA requirements but will happily oblige for Schengen 🤣
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@XoliswaZondo
Blind!!! We really don’t think about us just being able to walk into a building especially malls and festivals ( we don’t look if there are ramps ) hardly notice the braille on the elevator buttons
Indeed representation matters 🙌
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@mihletshemese
🫤people let their kids go alone ? Wild
I have a son but I’d still go with him , a lot can happen in those 2-4 min .
Those waiters have ALOT going on to see which kid leaves with who
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@ZacMoselane
These woke ass people are a problem
- now they deleting to act like they never said what they said
Like have a backbone ! Stand by what you stand for 😅don’t be a wet blanket
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@_Bonga
@LeratoMannya
Worse a complex with no facilities or designated areas for said kids 🤦🏽♂️
Now you gotta be weary Cz kids be playing in parking lots unsupervised. Like how you gonna let a 4 year old play alone 😕
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@bigj76
@PersonInZA
@BlackdiasporaV1
Nobody was shouting stop when it was the Muslim girl getting a beating
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@Tlats_OVO
They have this unhealthy perception of land and race
I say unhealthy bcz looking at
countries-their in charge and have the land but their living in dizzy poverty
It’s like they want us to follow the same dizzy recipe
Preach opposition to Europeans but flock to Europe
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@LunaFlorentino_
Lmao yabo those days we chilled at the corner , and gents would make you go approach 🤣🤣
That was character building
At times they would greet and slip you in to carry on 🤣🤣
Ey lmao lmao
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@AvelaMAwisa
Bra!!!! Smh
The intern is earning more than Lebo who has 2 years experience.
I like gov , they state the bracket before even applying. Corporate hides behind “market related” lol code for (whatever your payslip says we will top up)
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@StaxCooks
In fairness they don’t exactly market themselves as the emancipators of black people 😅
People expect a Biko from these okes 🤣
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@The__Vyrus
@AfricaFactsZone
Lmao we live in a rainbow nation - she is a South African citizen!
The problem is you presume South Africans are simply racist - congrats to the winner , she deserves it.
We’ve literally had a black miss SA for 2-3 years 🤦🏽♂️
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@simonmthombeni3
@SowetanLIVE
He isn’t lying 🤣crazy to me that you keep a foreign national in a soft life in a SA jail when
He should be deported and serve time le haai la
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@News24
@phumi_ram
What does the Zimbabwean heritage have to do with anything?
Entlek what are you trying to instigate
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@SharleneBotha_
@Plank_Inkuni
Dress code and nje , I don’t know man lol you can just tell
They aren’t one of us 🤣😅
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@LwaziLanga
@NalediMOfficial
Sometimes it’s not even them sham yaz . The “behind the scenes” of recruitment is something else
Either approves are dragging feet/ someone is trying to get someone else the gig even though recruitment is in final stages (and their candidate wasn’t a part of the group)
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@Mamakhina
@MaphangaWalter
Lmao what’s funny is how you will be found and charged but they never find the gents doing the mass robbing 😂😅
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@eng_bystuff
@LindsaySaker_VW
Makes you wonder if they don’t swap out your good parts for old parts 😅
So they even change what they claim they did , if R100 is so tempting imagine your parts and tires smh haai
People don’t respect their jobs and peoples belongings
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@Candy_cherriez
@NalediMOfficial
I’ve actually been discussing this with my partner
Corporates should actually offer Uber vouchers for these meetings ( that way they will stop bullshitting people )
It’s easy for them to invite 15 ppl,that time they know full well their keen on 5 candidates .
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@CRangataJ
@GenoBrown_
People just like to play blind 🤣🤣mind you all this has happened in 3months
Previous sports ministers didn’t even dare tell us how much was being spent on super fans while athletes needed to seek word rolls just to go compete lol but super fan get alles paid for 🤣
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@itsibitsikitsi
Go to the listed site - download the form And lodge the complaint with the regulator
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@eng_bystuff
@LindsaySaker_VW
What’s crazy to me is , WHY RISK YOUR JOB
For a few notes 🥲bro , so you really think everyone is just gonna let it slide ?
Just do your job , service / wash the car and keep it moving smh
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@NeloNtshudisane
What an insightful And well articulated thread 👌🏽🤝👏🏽.
I agree ,pricing creates the impression of the type of quality to expect - it is indeed the brand’s responsibility to make sure the quality aligns
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@Sibonelolesihle
@Sinovuyo_
😂personally I wouldn’t forgive - you swore at me, my mom and my siblings for a mistress?
Mans could’ve just sat his kids down and told them he doesn’t love their mom Anymore, reassure his kids and say he will be marrying/dating someone else .
No reason to act dizzy
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@godblesstoto
@d3mi_17
@RealTBaggins
@kendallybrown
Ima need this guy to come back and explain the difference
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@katlego_tefu
Lmao people just like suffering 🤣 it’s over , block and move on
lol why tf would you still be watching their socials 🤣lol that’s just sad
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@SAgovnews
I may not even know their hours but I can tell you now that this is a lie - you guys should stop stealing money and maybe you would be able to pay them and the grads smh
Digital vibes saga alone cost us millions , let’s not talk about the yearly irregular expenditure
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@amandashibase
@Slieh_hadebe
He mean’s stellenbosch/Durbanville
There you can be as loud as you want and no one will say anything
Happy guests
Happy host
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@MatomeSeabi
@khuduga_
@_Bonga
Actually , it’s the other way around.
Raising kids in a complex with no facilities really is just a mess -And Wena as a parent you knew that when you moved there.
It’s being irresponsible then expecting the rest of the complex to just let things slide.
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@SoulFairy3
@RealTBaggins
@kendallybrown
Like when I read that part I just knew this dude is definitely a rapist - he is just in denial about it
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@IvynSambo
Especially this RANDOM dealerships , they sell it to you , steal it . Then go sell the same car in another province
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@sboshmafu
And that’s really how it ought to be .
Why do you get to come here for free but we can’t? Thise visas fees aren’t exactly cheap also and you gotta proof that you got your money right
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@MphoMoalamedi
@LeratoMannya
Lmao it must be drugs 🤣 what did the mistress expect ? Smh
Lmao lmao so now they would expect the person whose marriage they’ve infiltrated to come to their aid 😅? Smdh
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@marvin_charles_
@GaytonMcK
lol doesn’t work like that - ANYONE born with Atleast 1 parent being a SA citizen ,is a South African citizen.
lol please let’s not get it twisted
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@SimplyKayGee
They didn’t even try 😅wonder if they just smacked in the decals and called it a day?
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@SoulFairy3
@RobbBeaux
Yho! I don’t know how many times I’ve had this argument lol .
Why would you want buttons near your chest/neck 😩
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@shady_myles
The reality of a large amount of people.
Smh this soft life lie is messing with okes
Waking up & having breakfast and downing nge mimosa is not “standard”lol not in SA 😅.
I do enjoy this type of content , it’s no diff to me than abo “a day in the life of a corporate baddie “
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@TrevorNtozakhe
@AvelaMAwisa
@DirtyLykSwine
Lmao the one will think they earn higher Kanti NAAAAA it’s the other way around.
You hear it when people complain about tax and medical aid ukuthi NO MAAN lmao
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@ifetalksback
@Palesa_Dwaba
It’s honestly crazy 🤣that group just doesn’t wanna listen 🥲numerous times they have heard the explanation
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@Ethel_Evidence
@NonhleBeryl
I think as a single man you can focus on yourself ,career ,and do things how YOU like vs when you are with a partner, there will always be compromise.
I think both genders fare well when their single. It’s really a matter of are you comfortable being alone
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@News24
@BISouthAfrica
So
@GautengANC
you revoked funds from NASFAS students (who you had already approved by the way) so that you can send that money to SAA...
Kahle kahle where you guys expect these teenagers to get funding when so many parents have been retrenched
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@SiyabongaNyezi
Thought loosing that iPhone and last 400 ku bank account will have the morning coffee not tasting fine 🤣
Personally I belive, talk to people kahle cz someone people have time and resources to really just fuck with you
lol now you needing time off to go to court +lawyer 🤣
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@GirlTalkZA
@LeratoMannya
I appreciate such conversations because many just suffer and let others suffer by keeping quiet.
I’ve come to realize it’s far cheaper to rent and you have mobility should you suddenly not like the area.
Long term you do need to get a home sure. But that home needs POCKETS
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@BlackBaas1
Even if she leaves , the state must fetch her aswell and recoup that money
Can’t let her slide
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@penchies2
@KhulaniMalambe
@Kgosigadi_Mj
@DJZinhle
@IAfrikans
lol wait a damn min - you want people to come into your business and perform
And you can’t train them? How do you expect them to know your products and processes ? How do you expect to have a consistent experience for your clients ?
Kahleni guys - every job NEEDS to train
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@juneangee
@chantylekay
I’m wondering how leave you applied for months in advance gets declined
My understanding about leave is for a day you just say a eeek in advance and for long leave min 3weeks
So if you logged it a month or 2 before it’s really not your problem. Take the warning when u return
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@Lelo_Manoto
@FayFay_M
There are gents who will show up and there are the gents who will want to live like nothing has changed
lol you hear gents saying they were babysitting 😂😅eh jo that’s your kid 😂.
Most gents even take the kids to their moms citing “quality time”kanti nix 😅mjita wants a pass
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@babaMbatha_
Plus kids like the walking it’s like and adventure 😂.
Families can’t take walks without being judged - that time you’ll find that family being judged has way more zaka 😂
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@BusinessTechSA
Well if our citizens weren’t busy selling documents we wouldn’t have this mess 🙃
The dept knows damn well
What’s happening but drag their feet - yes they have started making busts but it’s honestly too little to late
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@MalomeRockstar
Definitely had to put udarkie as the face of the apology so it calms tempers - it’s no coincidence lol ey PR
It’s like when KPMG got caught in that mess then came back with a black female CEO as part of the rebrand 🥲it’s so obvious
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@AvainAfrica
@Aviwe_Badi
lol how we gonna act like we aren’t actually seeing progress for ONCE 🤣
Drug busts
Deportation
KZN cops sending people to account
ELECTRICITY!!!
Fuel price going down down
SA sports CRushig it!
SIU
CITY BYLAW Enforcement
lol can’t not see all that 🤣
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@News24
@par_excellence1
🤣🤣it’s people acting like this wasn’t a thing when they were in varsity.
You would find people buying sick notes Cz either they aren’t ready for the exam(read went drinking the day before ), timetable clash etc
Lmao they used to buy them at brixton & braam.Huns did the most
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@S_Phola__
That would be perfectly fine
I mean if you ain’t guilty of anything it really shouldn’t matter
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@Waandyl
@S_Phola__
Or that dude could just read the room .
She was super nice yena but I don’t see why he continued 😅for someone to tell you they are uncomfortable 😅ma boi you were loosing vele vele and should’ve taken the L and moved on .
Ukuba iscefe won’t make things better for you
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@tshepo_maphepha
@_Money_Man_100
lol valid question .
Okes just want people to be wholly dependent on them
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@Nkgopotse_M
@SizweDhlomo
Wonder if it will change as the day goes if not it just means people lie on socials but vote differently in the booth 😂
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@smile_is_free
@RealMofokeng
Children welfare dies t have to do anything - Wena mzali buy or rent in a place that caters for children.
Go view the estate , and see these things before hand.
The rules weren’t created AFTER you moved in . You found them there and signed agreeing to abide
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@LudidiVelani
What I’ve come to understand is that JHB kasi vs CPT kasi are VERY different
The level of violence honestly shocks me - because worst case in JHB you just get robbed …CPT they may just murder you for a phone.
Metro cops wait with u if your car has an issue in CPT Cz THEY KNOW
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@VusiThembekwayo
1st of all THANK YOU🙏.
As umjita from ekasi I can whole heartedly agree with your sentiments.
We as a people don’t wanna see each other win. People will literally hide information as if it can’t benefit others and yourself at the same time.
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@MsAphelele
If anything that’s the inst important aspect of the role
Death certs , marriage certs, new born registrations aren’t as screwed up as our boarder management.
You solve that , you solve most of our social issues. Even plays a role in human trafficking
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@CityofJoburgZA
Something are really obvious 🙄
Bro that person passed their perimeter and they know they did 🤣
That front yard eyaka maspala
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@aph_ekapa
@Red__Mos
Ya ne 🌚but we must forget 🙃.
Hmm I don’t even think this was covered in history - I think we need to revise the curriculum cause wow I grew up thinking Mandela fought apartheid one man and ended it one man ...Kanti 🌚
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@pakesdikgetsi
@IanCameron23
Support him on what exactly?😅
I mean they shot and apprehended the suspect , isn’t that literally their job 😅
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@marcia_breeze
@NonhleBeryl
You could just hire a helper.
I think it goes far beyond the domestic…. You can outsource domestic affairs.
Personally I can’t handle nagging and wouldn’t stay . There is always a choice I believe
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@mybroadband
We wouldn’t need true caller if companies followed POPIA .
This is literally our only defense from being harrassed
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